Hogwarts and the Unspeakable

Alan yawned again.

During the process of coming here, the fact of entering Hogwarts was quite exciting.

The architecture of Hogwarts looks a bit "structuralist" and is indeed very beautiful. The most important thing is that you can learn a lot here - you should be able to, right? I hope I won't be sent to Azkaban to be with my mother. Anyway, he found it annoying to see Harry and Hagrid together.

So annoying! Dumbledore's youngest son! Alan also followed Sir Humphrey's call and said in his heart.

It's because Hagrid didn't do his errands well that his father has been busy for a month! I haven’t met him yet, maybe I won’t see him again for a year. It's so annoying that he's still here with Harry! According to Allen's guess, what Hagrid messed up was probably the loss of the Philosopher's Stone, and it was all because of him! Definitely not because even if this matter hadn't happened, Humphrey would have been busy with other things!

I'm so bored!

Anyway, he was just on a small boat. To be honest, he had been on yachts, racing boats, and submarines, so these were not exciting at all.

Draco Malfoy was extremely happy, visibly happy.

"Oh my God! Look, there seems to be a magical creature over there?"

Draco dragged Alan around, and Alan looked hopeless.

"What magical creature?"

"do not know."

"I didn't know you were so stupid!" Allen rolled his eyes again. Ever since he came into contact with these careless children, he felt like he had become a professional eye-roller. The other two people on the boat were Draco's two followers. Allen didn't even bother to remember their names. They were completely unreliable. He could only rely on school bullying to establish his power, but he was vulnerable to real fear. But on the surface, he still responded with a smile, but he didn't even say a word.

joke! Whose expression does Alan Appleby need to see? Saying a few words is a sign of affection, but staying silent is a duty.

However, Hogwarts is really high, especially when you stand at the bottom of the cliff.

But here comes the question, what’s not great about standing at the bottom of a cliff?

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It didn't take long for him to reach Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall was the future principal, so we must have a good relationship with her.

She said a few words to Hagrid, but Alan was walking behind and didn't hear clearly. Although he was very happy, he was not so excited that he had to squeeze into the front row, which was definitely not in line with the etiquette of a noble. This is definitely not because he is too lazy to push forward, but it is indeed the etiquette restriction of the nobles.

"Welcome to Hogwarts."

Before this, Allen could only hear one sentence she said.

"The opening banquet is about to begin, but before that, the sorting ceremony for new students must be held."

"The sorting is a very important ceremony. The house is like your home in Hogwarts. You have to share the dormitory and common room with people in the same house. The names of the four houses are: Gryffindor, Hercules Chippa, Ravenclaw and Slytherin. Every student has his own proud history and has given birth to outstanding wizards. Excellent behavior will add glory to the academy, while behavior that is not worthy of recognition will undoubtedly bring glory to the academy. Minus points."

"At the end of the year, the college with the highest score can win the College Cup. This is a very high honor for a college."

"Oh oh oh!!!"

The students at the back were already excited - when they heard the honor, they were like dung beetles in the toilet.

"Anyway, I suggest you freshen up your appearance while you're waiting so you'll look better."

Next, all the students lined up. Following Vice Principal Mag, he walked out of the team room and came to the auditorium. Various lamps floated, decorating the entire auditorium into a world of light, without any darkness at all.

And Allen, on the "rostrum", saw his father at a glance!

Sir Humphrey Appleby!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh! ! !

Only now did Alan become as excited as Draco Malfoy!

"What's wrong with you? Are you sick?" Draco looked at Alan, whose mood suddenly changed, in confusion.

"You're the one who's sick! If you tell me again, I'll curse you to go to Gryffindor." Allen gave Draco a slap.

Draco Malfoy shuddered.

"Forget it, I won't say anything. I don't want to go to Gryffindor, there are a bunch of idiots there."

"And I don't want to get beat up by my dad."

At this moment, Allen looked like the child who lacked love again.

He looks timid, a little shy, harmless to humans and animals, and doesn't seem to hurt anyone, sincere and kind.

But we all know that this is just an appearance. (The real intention is to act coquettishly?)

Maybe the person who said this would immediately turn Eren into a deep diver and silence him?

Seeing his father, Allen took the opportunity to scan around again.

Good heaven! This guy is considered an all-star, right? what 's wrong?

Anyway, Allen looks full of energy now! A young nobleman with a rosy face.

However, this made Allen, who had been calm just now, feel a little anxious.

Will this Sorting Hat cause trouble? Will it sort itself into Gryffindor? And he was also a little anxious, wanting to finish the Laoshizi sorting ceremony quickly and then go talk to his father - after passing this village, he might not be seen for a long time. This made Allen feel very unhappy - but who told him to "dedicate himself to this country"?

Allen secretly looked at a tattered wizard's hat in the distance. This must be the talking wizard hat.

Next, there is the poem about the wizard hat that is completely boring, full of prejudice, and made Alan yawn again!

"Maybe you will enter Slytherin, maybe you will make real friends here, but those insidious and cunning people will achieve their goals at all costs." This kind of doggerel doesn't sound very poetic. I am definitely not saying this because I am against the political correctness of the Sorting Hat, but just to protect my father, really!

"Whoever's name is called comes and puts on his hat."

Professor McGonagall said this, and the sorting ceremony began.

Allen secretly yawned again, feeling a little tired and tired. Want sleep.

Well, actually this is because Allen is not interested in the names of those people at all. Anyway, they basically have nothing to do with him in his life. They may become wizards, and outstanding people will become Aurors, but if Allen enters the Ministry of Magic, studies at Hogwarts, and then goes to Oxford for further study, with the connections of Sir Humphrey and Sir Arnold, he can Isn’t it too much to slowly get a permanent undersecretary? So actually life is parallel lines.

But isn’t that what British education is all about?

Others don't understand, but Allen definitely knows.

Since the 16th century, British education has undoubtedly been a dual-track system.

From the Bell-Lancaster System to the Education Reform Act of 1870,

From the Balfour Act to the Butler Act.

The dual-track system is a line that has never been abandoned in British education.

Therefore, the only interaction they have with themselves in this life is the few years they are in school.

So Allen doesn't care where they are assigned - it's just that realistic.

"Alan Appleby!"

Not long after, Allen heard the Sorting Hat calling his name!

Allen came to the Sorting Hat under the spotlight, but he felt very calm.

If you develop this self-centered, arrogant, and careless temperament on your own, you can definitely go to Slytherin!

Allen walked up to the sorting hat and put the old hat on his head.

Since his father is also here, there is no doubt that the reliable Sir Humphrey Appleby has communicated with the Sorting Hat, and he will naturally not risk his life to meet the ancient god. The Ancient God, the Unspeakable One, the Old One, the Untouchable One. Anyway, if you look at it directly, you will fall into madness. The human brain cannot handle such a huge amount of information and truth.

I wonder if this Sorting Hat will be crazy?

What Allen didn't expect was that the Sorting Hat secretly began to cry!

"Woo. Woo."

"Have you always faced this level of fear?"

"Sir Alan Appleby"

Even the Sorting Hat came with an honorific.

"You are a true example of British nobility, I have never seen anyone as brave as you!"

"No one can face such fear without going crazy with fear!"

"You are a true warrior! A true Gryffindor!"

"So, you should be:"

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"Okay, okay. I know it's a little scary to face an ancient god."

"But why go to Gryffindor now that I already have the courage?"

Seeing that he was about to go to Gryffindor, Alan didn't want to do it!

He also wants to go to Slytherin like Sir Humphrey!

"I want to go to Slytherin. My goal is very clear, and I'm not afraid to tell you."

"I came to Hogwarts to find a way to restore my mother's sanity!"

Allen secretly talked to the Sorting Hat.

"Isn't Slytherin a place where you do whatever it takes to accomplish your goals? Just the right place for me."

Only then did the Sorting Hat stop crying.

"However, I observe your heart, and you are not always able to completely abandon everything to pursue your goals."

"You still have perseverance beyond your goals!"

"Then, at least for the sake of my pure-blood family, let me go to Slytherin? Gryffindor people are too stupid, and I have no interest in making trouble." Allen stated his point of view.

"I think your assessment of Gryffindor is completely wrong. Gryffindor deserves to be the top house alongside the other three houses. However, since you have said so, then:"

"Slytherin!"

Slytherin House also burst into applause.

Allen looked back at his father and saw his approving eyes. He also saw Dumbledore's meaningful eyes.

He proudly walked to the Slytherin House table and sat next to young Sir Draco Malfoy.

Ready to start eating.

What he didn't notice was that at this time, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were also looking at him with complicated expressions.

If good people like Alan Appleby went to Slytherin, maybe Slytherin is not so bad after all?

Well, this at least shows that Allen's previous strategy of "boosting favorability" is not in vain.

Next, Sir Albus Dumbledore, G.C.M.G., recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class, was ready to deliver a speech.