Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts

On September [-]nd, the second day of school at Hogwarts, some freshmen from Muggle families, without even understanding what Quidditch was, lined up and went to the Quidditch pitch under the leadership of their prefects. .

As usual when watching Quidditch games, the four houses sat separately in the auditorium, while the deans and professors had separate seats, because all the students in the school came to the big battle class this morning, and the professors Most of them had nothing to do and came to join in the fun.Because except for Professor McGonagall, they don't know what this course actually teaches.

Lan Feng came early, changed into a black suit, black leather shoes, and a white shirt, and wore sunglasses. He was waiting in the middle of the court with his hands folded, looking "fbi open the door!" They just think it's very stylish.

At nine o'clock, which is the official class time, the students have been arranged, and the professor group headed by Professor McGonagall has also been in place.Lanfeng took off his sunglasses, pinned them carefully on his collar, took out a branch and tapped his throat, "The voice is loud!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Can you hear me?" A rather loud voice came from Lanfeng's mouth, "Ahem! Today we have our first combat class. I am the professor of this class - Lanfeng Shengyan. You can Call me Professor Lanfeng."

"What is a combat class? I think senior students have already thought about this question during the holidays. Aren't the Charms, Transfiguration, and even Defense Against the Dark Arts classes at Hogwarts all about teaching everyone how to fight?"

Some senior students nodded in agreement, and the professors of these courses also looked like this, including Quirrell.

"Yes, not entirely! These courses are a way to teach everyone how to fight. Shooting the magic spell 'biubiubiu!', and fighting is not just about shooting magic spells. In a life-and-death fight, you can't expect your opponent to stand still. Exchanging spells with you on the opposite side, especially how do you know that the other person’s magic is weaker than yours?”

Some students understood it somewhat, but most students disagreed.

"Perhaps some students may have asked, 'The magic world is so peaceful now, and wizards are very virtuous, why do I need to learn how to fight?' This is a good question!"

The students were confused, when did we ask?

"Even if you don't face other wizards, what about facing beasts? What about Warcraft? What about facing a giant dragon? Oh, when facing a giant dragon, you should run away quickly, or fall to the ground and pretend to be dead to see if you can escape with your life. ."

The students were amused by Lanfeng's humor.

"When facing these creatures with certain magic resistance, magic spells may not be effective. At this time, you need some other methods, and the combat class teaches you these methods. There is a lot of knowledge that needs to be used, in addition to The three courses mentioned above also require Herbology, Potions, Magical Animals, Flying, and even History of Magic, etc.”

Some students who used History of Magic class as a way to catch up on sleep looked confused.

"In some cases, you can understand your opponent by understanding the history." Lanfeng explained, "Fighting means using all possible means. You can't give up just because the magic power is not as good as the opponent, or go up to fight against the wave knowing that the magic power is insufficient. After all this During the year of fighting, I have summed up three wise sayings, please remember them!"

The students took out their notebooks one after another.

"First, if you can use your mouth to escape, try not to use your hands. You may not win if you use your hands, but you will definitely not lose if you don't. Second, the more you dance, the faster you will die. Low-key! Low-key! Still low-key! ;Third, don’t stand on the left side of the wave. This is particularly important and everyone must remember it.”

It does not make sense?Is this also called a wise saying?Why do you feel so weird?Against the wave?Why do you make the battle between wizards so trivial?Not only the students, but most of the professors also found Lanfeng's three points somewhat funny. Only the remaining soul behind Quirrell's head touched him a little bit.

Watching the students and professors discussing in detail, Lanfeng interrupted them, "I know that after saying so much, you may not understand the true meaning of fighting, so I specially invited an assistant to demonstrate it to you today. , welcome Professor Dumbledore!" As soon as Lan Feng finished speaking, the space around him was briefly distorted, and a kind old man with a white beard and white hair appeared, carrying his phoenix on his shoulders.

There were exclamations among the students. The most powerful white wizard in the magic world is coming to be an assistant?Then I am really lucky. You know, except for holiday dinners, I can hardly see the principal, let alone teach.

Dumbledore smiled and waved to everyone, drawing constant applause. This is popularity!But in Lanfeng's view, this was irritating. He had been talking for so long and he didn't hear a single round of applause.But it's understandable, Dumbledore is a star in the wizarding world after all.

When the applause subsided, Lanfeng said, "I think everyone will be unable to deal with Dumbledore, the strongest white wizard. But is there no other way?

no!Next, Professor Dumbledore and I will fight. Let’s see how we fight when our opponent’s magic power is inferior. "

The exclamations in the audience were obviously louder than before, including many professors. If it is said that many of the professors were once students of Dumbledore, they were not very excited about Dumbledore's assistant teaching.But there were only a few people who could see Dumbledore take action. Apart from Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape, I'm afraid the only one behind Quirrell's head was him.So everyone's interest was very high.

The audience was in high spirits, and Lan Feng and Dumbledore were also happy to see it. This was a performance that the two of them had agreed upon. On the one hand, it would help Lan Feng teach better; on the other hand, it would also serve to frighten Voldemort. , since you can’t catch him, then scare him.

Considering that Dumbledore's magic power was declining, Lanfeng also specially gave him an energy storage bracelet similar to Professor McGonagall's, just to be more intimidating in today's battle.

Amid the applause of the audience, the two stood on opposite sides of the court. Dumbledore's phoenix flew high and hovered over the court. It was obvious that he had no intention of participating in the war.

On one side, Dumbledore still wore his signature smile, but the hand in his sleeve had already grasped the Elder Wand tightly. Although it was planned, and although Lanfeng promised not to use weapons of mass destruction, he still had no idea.

On the other side, Lan Feng was relatively relaxed, thinking about how he could give Dumbledore enough face and achieve the purpose of teaching at the same time.The current human form is definitely not good. I haven't trained and I don't know if I can adapt to fighting, so I changed back to the panda form.

The professors and students in the audience saw that Dumbledore was standing there calmly and calmly, looking enigmatic and masterful; while Professor Lanfeng's body suddenly became larger and his limbs became thicker. , the clothes conformed to the skin and turned into hair, a suit of fancy clothes appeared on his body, a bamboo hat also appeared on his head, a small gourd was tied around his waist, the green branch in his hand turned into a long stick, which he put behind him and casually Pluck a leaf from the vibrant stick and hold it in your mouth.

The little wizards who came from Muggle families immediately recognized Lan Feng, "Panda!"

The students who had seen Professor McGonagall's cat form said "Animagus!"

The first-year students all asked, "What is an Animagus?" After explanations from the seniors, they understood that this is a very advanced transformation technique that they didn't understand, but it was very powerful.

The confrontation between one person and one bear made the atmosphere in the stadium extremely tense, and also made the students shut up their mouths and open their eyes wide.

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