Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts

"Professor McGonagall, why are you standing here?"

When Lanfeng returned to Hogwarts Castle, the door was ajar, and Professor McGonagall stood inside the door, still wearing her emerald green robe, holding her hands hanging in front of her, closing her eyes and concentrating.After hearing Lanfeng's inquiry, she opened her eyes, "Oh, Professor Lanfeng, I'm waiting for the first-year students here. The dinner is about to start. You'd better hurry up."

Lanfeng looked up at the sky. It was already dark purple. It seemed that he had indeed queued for a long time in the candy store. He said goodbye to Professor McGonagall, took two steps and arrived at the door of the auditorium. He straightened his appearance and pushed Enter through the door.

In the auditorium, there were four long tables arranged neatly. Above the tables, thousands of candles floating in the air illuminated the auditorium, and further up, stars twinkled on the velvety black ceiling.

There were gleaming gold plates and goblets placed on the four tables. Students from the second to seventh grades had already sat down at the long tables in their respective colleges, leaving only some seats at the front for the first-year students. The school The ghosts were also among the students, waiting for the dinner to begin.

There is another long table on the stage at the top of the auditorium, which is where the professors sit. Except for Professor McGonagall and Lan Feng, everyone has already taken their seats.

The sound of Lan Feng's door opening attracted the attention of the professor and students. After a brief wave, he walked up to the stage gracefully and sat down in his own seat - the side far away from Professor Snape and Quirrell, and on the left was Fernando. Professor Levi, on the right is the empty seat belonging to Professor McGonagall.

Most of the teachers knew Lan Feng's identity, but the students were very curious. However, Lan Feng's identity was not difficult to guess. There were two new professors in the school this semester. Professor Qi Luo, who was holding a turban, was easy to recognize. So Lan Feng It can only be the mysterious combat professor.So the students began to whisper, continuing the topic that had been discussed for a month - what exactly does the combat class teach?

Professor Dumbledore did not stop everyone from discussing, but turned to look at Lan Feng with questioning eyes. Lan Feng naturally knew that he was asking about the pile of cockroaches and nodded gently.

It would be a while before the first-year students arrived, and the students chatted with each other and the professors.Professor Snape and Professor Quirrell didn't know what they were talking about. Quirrell was talking, Professor Snape held his chin as if thinking; Hagrid sat next to these two people but did not participate in the conversation, but twisted around. , it should be that the seat under him is not suitable for his huge body; Professor Flitwick has a new understanding of the amulet stick technique given to him by Lanfeng, and is talking with Lanfeng; Sybil Trelaw from the divination class Professor Nee was pulling Professor Sprout to talk about something, and Professor Sprout just nodded perfunctorily; Professor Kelt Byrne from the Care of Magical Creatures class, and Binns from the History of Magic class. The professor and Professor Huo Qi, who took the flying class, were silent.

After waiting for about half a quarter of an hour, the door of the auditorium was pushed open. Professor McGonagall led the team, followed by a long line of freshmen. Everyone either looked strange or trembling nervously. They walked through the auditorium one by one and walked to the stage. Below, stand in a pile.

Professor McGonagall waved her wand, conjuring a four-legged stool, and took a tattered pointed wizard hat from Dumbledore's hand—the one he had seen in the principal's office.

The freshmen stared at the hat, some with fear in their eyes, and the auditorium became silent.

At this moment, the hat twisted.A wide slit opened in the brim of the hat, like a mouth, and then the hat started to sing. The lyrics first praised itself, and then explained the logic of the sorting.

Those with bravery, courage, courage and generosity will be sorted into Gryffindor;

Those with integrity, loyalty, tenacity and honesty will be sorted into Hufflepuff;

Those who are shrewd, wise, wise and knowledgeable will be sorted into Ravenclaw;

Those who are cunning and cunning and will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals will be sorted into Slytherin.

Lanfeng suspected that this hat was somewhat discriminatory. The words used to describe Slytherin were not good, and the sentences were not neat.

After finally praising himself as a thinking magic hat, the song was finally finished and the audience burst into applause. The magic hat bowed to the four long tables.Lan Feng clapped his hands perfunctorily. He didn't think the singing was very good.

Among the first-grade students on the stage, a red-haired child whispered something to the black-haired child with round glasses next to him. Lanfeng only heard "giant fighting" and so on, and thought to himself, young people are so fierce now. ?

Professor McGonagall took a few steps forward, a roll of parchment in hand.

"Whoever name I call now puts on a hat, sits on a stool, and waits for the sorting," she said. "Hannah Abbott!"

A little girl with a rosy complexion and two golden braids stumbled out of the queue and put on her hat.She sat down and paused for a moment - "Hufflepuff!" cried the Hat.

Lanfeng was a little curious and asked Professor Flitwick sideways, "Can this hat peek into people's brains?"

Professor Flitwick stared at the new students, applauded those who were assigned to Ravenclaw, and said, "I don't know exactly, but the principle should be very similar! Look at how cute the little girl assigned to our house is!" Hey !Professor, your lolicon nature is about to be exposed!

After listening to Professor Flitwick's explanation, Lanfeng curled his lips, isn't the UK a human rights society?Why don't we stop this blatant voyeurism?

Another thought came to him, if he wore this hat, what college would he be assigned to?After the dinner is over, ask Dumbledore to give it a try!

The sorting is still going on, and relatively more people are sorted into Hufflepuffs. Maybe most of the children are more honest and tough.Lan Feng was a little bored. He thought there would be some kind of test or other method to decide the sorting, but he didn't expect that it would rely on a broken hat.It was boring, except for the fact that a little fat guy in the middle named Neville Longbottom fell down in front of the stage, and after being sorted into Gryffindor, he ran away with his hat on.

"Harry Potter!"

When the bored Lanfeng heard this name, he subconsciously raised his head. Isn't this the "warrior" that Dumbledore wants to cultivate?See what it looks like and see if it really has the appearance of a heavenly being.

A child walked up, oh, it was the kid with black hair and glasses that I noticed just now. He looked thin and frail, was he really the child of the world?main character?

The students below began to look up and whisper.

"Potter, is she calling Potter?"

"Is that Harry Potter?"

The professors also cheered up, and even Dumbledore leaned forward.

Harry put on his hat, but the hat didn't say anything for a long time. Lan Feng vaguely heard Harry talking to the hat.

Um?Can it still be like this?Is it really okay to have an affair with the class teacher?Dumbledore, you don't care?Dumbledore obviously had no intention of taking care of it, and allowed everyone to whisper.

"Gryffindor!"

After a long time, the hat said the name of the house, and Harry walked towards the Gryffindor table with trembling legs.The Gryffindor side burst into loud shouts of "We have Potter! We have Potter!"

Professors Dumbledore and McGonagall also looked satisfied.

This made Lan Feng couldn't help but sigh that rumors kill people. It was clearly Harry's mother who defeated Voldemort, but now all the credit has gone to Harry. Now Voldemort can't catch Harry and persecute him? .Lan Feng sighed, motherly love!

There were only three people after Harry, and the houses were quickly sorted, and the Gryffindor celebrations came to an end.Dumbledore stood up, looked at the students with a smile on his face, and stretched out his arms to them.

"Welcome!" he said, "Welcome to Hogwarts to start the new school year! Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few words. That's stupid! Crying nose! Residue! Damn it! Thank you everyone!" , sumptuous food appeared on the five long tables: roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, pork chops, potato chips, and pea shoots.

"What the hell?" Lan Feng asked Professor McGonagall, who was already seated at the side. "What idiot or something?" Lan Feng's language system was copied from Dumbledore's, and he had no idea what the four words he said meant.

Professor McGonagall took a knife and fork and elegantly dissected a piece of steak, and said with a smile, "It's probably some kind of secret code agreed with the kitchen."

Lanfeng was suspicious, but the hunger in his belly made him not want to ask further. After all, he only drank a glass of butter beer at noon.

The meal time is always enjoyable, and there is dessert after the main meal, which is exactly what the children want, and the meal is very enjoyable.Until you are full and full, the food on the table disappears.

Dumbledore stood up again, and the restaurant became quiet again. "Oh, now that I have eaten and drank enough, I want to say a few words to everyone. At the beginning of the new semester, I want to put forward some things to pay attention to.

First-year students, please note that the woods on campus are strictly prohibited for students.Some of our senior students should also remember this.

Furthermore, Mr. Filch, the administrator, also asked me to remind everyone not to perform magic in the corridors between classes.

Quidditch player reviews will take place during the second week of the term.Students who are interested in participating in the college varsity team please contact Mrs. Huo Qi.

Then, this semester the school hired two new professors, Professor Quirrell for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class and Professor Lanfeng for the new combat class.Tomorrow at nine o'clock, everyone is invited to gather at the Quidditch pitch. Professor Lanfeng will introduce to you what to learn in combat class.

Finally, I must tell everyone that anyone who does not want to suffer an accident and die a painful death, please do not enter the left corridor on the fourth floor. "

The public lecture tomorrow morning was agreed upon by Lanfeng and Dumbledore.But Dumbledore had never mentioned the corridor on the fourth floor, which made him very curious.

"Now, before everyone goes to bed, let's sing the school song!" Dumbledore said loudly, and the smiles of other professors seemed to freeze. "Everyone chooses the tune he likes. Get ready and sing!"

Under Dumbledore's spell, a piece of lyrics floated like green smoke in front of the professor's desk. The students looked at the lyrics and started singing. Because everyone had a different tune, Lan Feng couldn't hear what was being sung at all. Seven Bits and pieces.

After most of the students had finished singing, a pair of red-haired Gryffindor twins were still singing, with a slow and sad tune. Dumbledore was still directing the two of them, which made Lan Feng have a dark look on his face.

"Music!" Dumbledore wiped his glasses. "It's more charming than anything we are doing now! It's bedtime now. Let's go back to the dormitories."

Under the leadership of the prefects of each college, students from the four colleges walked out of the auditorium, and the professors also stood up and left. Lanfeng still had questions to ask Dumbledore, so he didn't leave in a hurry.

In the corridor on the second floor of Hogwarts, Lanfeng and Dumbledore were walking together. Their offices were next to each other, so they stopped by.He handed the big box containing the cockroaches to Dumbledore, and then took the Sorting Hat from his hand, which was not too dirty, and put it on his head. "Hat, which house is suitable for me to go to?"

Dumbledore held the big box and looked at Lan Feng, who was like a child, and smiled.

Hat didn't speak for a long time, but he couldn't stand Lan Feng's ravage and nagging, and finally shouted "Kitchen! Sir, you should be assigned to the kitchen!"

"Hey! It's quite accurate!" Lan Feng was very satisfied with this answer, and then turned to ask Dumbledore, "Professor, is there any secret in the corridor on the fourth floor? Death in pain and misery? Do you need me to clean it up?"

Dumbledore smiled and said, "That was my original plan. If you weren't interested, I didn't tell you. That's what I prepared for Harry."

Lan Feng suddenly understood and put the hat in his hand on the box in Dumbledore's hand. "Professor, let me go and take a look!" After saying that, he ran away happily. He only heard Dumbledore shouting behind him, "Don't cause damage." !”

Avoiding the students, Lanfeng took a detour and walked to the corridor on the left side of the fourth floor. There was only one door in the corridor, which should be his destination. The door was locked and he opened the door easily with "Alajo Cave Open".

The door opened, and three dog barks sounded above the head. Lan Feng looked up and saw a giant beast with three dog heads.

"Three-headed dog from hell?" Lan Feng immediately denied his guess, "It's just an ordinary three-headed dog."

The Animagus returned to its Pandaman form and glared at the three-headed dog. The huge beast retreated continuously and huddled in the corner like a chicken, revealing the trap door underneath it.

He took out the branch, opened the trap door, jumped down, and fell into the softness.

"Devil's Net?" Professor Sprout had just introduced it to him the day before yesterday. He injected some magic power into the branches to make it glow green. After a while, the Devil's Net spread out and Lan Feng fell steadily to the ground.

Below the Devil's Net is a room with a door on one side. When you push the door open, a key with wings is flying in the sky. Opposite the door is another ancient door with a broomstick placed next to it.

"You really need to be wise and brave to break through!" Lan Feng somewhat understood Dumbledore's arrangement. What is this called?There are no difficulties to create difficulties but also to exercise Harry Potter.

With a force under his feet, Lan Feng bounced up, and using his strength on the wall, he easily grabbed the very conspicuous old key.

"What's the next level?" Lanfeng immediately got in after opening the door.

There is still a room inside the ancient door, but it is empty. After passing through another door, it is still empty. After passing through another door, there is finally something inside - a table with seven different shapes on it. bottles, but the bottles are empty.

Lanfeng, who was confused, continued to walk in, passed through the wooden door behind the desk, and saw a circular classroom made of white marble. There was a mirror in the middle of the classroom, and Dumbledore stood next to the mirror.

"Is this the test you prepare for your warriors?" Lan Feng walked to the mirror and asked.

Dumbledore nodded "Yes, but it's not done yet."

Lanfeng looked at the image of himself in the mirror "eating the food cooked by Nomi with a look of enjoyment" and chuckled, "Then how can you guarantee that your warrior will walk in obediently?"

Dumbledore didn't say anything, he just took out the glazed stone with "Kangxi Qianlong" printed on it from his arms, put his hand out and put it into the mirror, looking at Lan Feng with a smile.

Lan Feng gave him a contemptuous smile in return, "You are so bad!"

Then he asked with interest on his face, "I also want to play Warrior Raising, who is the other kid in that prophecy?"

"Oh?" Dumbledore was a little surprised, "Neville Longbottom!"

"That stupid fat guy? He looks less like the protagonist than your Harry!"

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