The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Although he hadn't prepared any gifts yet, Senju Hashirama still went to see Dingliang.

It should be said that when he went to see Lu Jing, Dingliang got a report from his subordinates and knew that he was coming back to Konoha and had been waiting for him to come.As a result, I didn't expect that this guy would not come back to see his brother, but instead went to find Uchiha Madara first!

Qianju Dingliang is also quite dark, so he directly went to chat with several other brothers - yes, Wajian, Banjian and Dingliang have a good relationship. I heard that I wanted to ask them to help prepare things for the wedding, so I started immediately They ran away happily, not expecting that they would be used as bait to fish out their eldest brother.

Zhu Jian was quite helpless, he could only bite the bullet and go to the top beam.

What to do, how could he expect that the top beam would get married?Neither the pregnancy stone nor the pheromone biscuits he brought back were suitable for newlyweds!Yes, yes, you can give gifts or something like that on the wedding day. If you are the eldest brother, you should give red envelopes first. Giving money may seem tacky, but it is the most practical. The various expenses before the wedding are not small.

Senju Hashirama touched the scroll that sealed a lot of gold, silver and jewelry, and finally gained some confidence.

When I saw Dingliang, I gave him a red envelope and a scroll with some guilt, but Dingliang was helpless.

"Master Hashirama, I don't want to see you just for gifts."

Senju Hashirama was stunned for a moment, then shyly (^w^): "Ah, then, do you miss me? I hate it, you are about to get married, be careful of Mito hitting you~"

Dingliang's dead eyes said: "I will hit you even if I want to, Hashirama-sama."

Usually wives seduce their husbands’ mistresses, right?Even if I beat my husband, I do it at home.

Bah, bah, bah, why did you automatically bring it up to have an affair? Mr. Hashirama is so devilish that the topic was accidentally taken away by him.

"Actually, during the time you were away, Master Fojian appointed me to do some work..."

Senju Dingliang briefly told Hashirama about his recent work and future career plans.To summarize it simply, it is similar to the work of ANBU leader.Uchiha Madara and the Uchiha clan are force deterrents on the surface, while Senju Dingliang and his Anbu are the forces hiding under the water to maintain order.

Senju Hashirama didn't have any political sensitivity, but it sounded wrong.

"This is not good, Konoha is not that big, and there are so many forces. Since Lu Kyo is the Hokage, all the power should be concentrated in the hands of the Hokage."

Mentioning this, Dingliang felt a little helpless: "Lord Lu Jing is very supportive, or in other words, he hopes that one of me or Madara will take over his position as Hokage. It is said that he is already quietly preparing for this."

Thousand Hands: ...

He really doesn't understand his friends very well, each one is better at playing than the other!Nara Shikakyo did not want to be the Hokage, but now he is obviously sitting in the Hokage seat and is already planning how to step down and who the next Hokage should be.What's even more frightening is that Dingliang even knows the content of the Hokage's secret preparations. With this level of understanding and control over Konoha - the ANBU should be renamed the Eavesdropping and Peeping Club.

In this way, he somewhat understands Lu Kyo's approach. For him, whether it is Uchiha Madara or Senju who is the next Hokage, there is a problem - their reputation must be higher than the current Hokage.Lukyo was a man who simply defeated Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara by the number of votes on his own. It was really not easy to have a higher reputation than him.So whether you are Madara or the top leader, holding an important position in Konoha is the best way to gain connections and reputation.

Does Banban want to be Hokage?Hashirama understands Madara fairly well. Uchiha Madara is a man very similar to him in many aspects. Rather than becoming Hokage, he wants to defeat Hashirama and become the god of the ninja world.The strongest person may not be the best at running a ninja village. This can be seen from the results of the last Hokage election.There's no reason why Lu Kyou doesn't know something that even Hashirama can see.But it's one thing to see it. In fact, he must still give Madara a fair chance to run.But I'm afraid Lu Jing thinks in his heart that the top leader is more suitable to be the next Hokage, so the ANBU is just a starting point and a stepping stone.

"I'm really smart. Sure enough, I'm already a mature mushroom." Senju Hashirama was quite satisfied with how witty he was. "Since it's Lu Jing's intention, then it's no problem. Work hard and enjoy the sunshine, sea and beach in the future." , it’s all yours!”

Senju Hashirama held the shoulders of the top beam, pointing towards the distance and looking into the distance.

The top beam really looked in the direction he pointed out. The poses of the two of them cooperated well, and they could perfectly make a comrade's poster with a red radiating background calling on comrades to revolution together.

Anbu around:...

Why does our boss, who looks upright and a little bit sinister, stand next to Hashirama-sama and merge into the same style of painting without even realizing it?This is really a mystery.

"Congratulations to you and Mito, let's go. I'll buy you a drink. Stop talking about work all the time. Tell us how you successfully kidnapped your wife!"

Dingliang smiled: "Okay."

*

In fact, Dingliang had been planning to get married for a long time, and he had been delaying it just waiting for Hashirama to come back.How can I put it this way? In fact, Senju Dingliang still has a subtle feeling of stealing someone's house when Hashirama is not around. Although he knows that there is nothing between Mito and Hashirama, he still feels that he must tell Hashirama about this matter first. OK.He and Mito knew well enough not to be in a hurry, but the onlookers were so anxious that it was only now that Hashirama came back and showed his anticipation for their wedding that everyone relaxed.

The only thing to worry about is that the relationship between countries is currently tense, and the ninjas from all countries are ready to stir up trouble. Maybe someone will take advantage of the wedding banquet to cause trouble, and the groom's support may not be able to take care of it then.Senju Hashirama immediately stated that he would leave this matter to him and would never let any pest interfere with the most important life event.He was busy with Wajian and Itama. At the end of the work, one of the two brothers stopped him, and the other put his hands on his waist and said to him:

"Brother, I don't need to do anything for you. Please just sit still."

Thousand Hands: ...

Understand, it is his brothers who feel sorry for him and feel that he is too tired and too hard.Oh, my brother is really caring, so cute~

Senju Hashirama automatically attributed this to his brothers' admiration and love for him, so he simply informed Lu Kyo and went to another world to pick up his son and daughter-in-law.

He went to pick up Gon and Killua first - they were conquering Greed Island. This game was a long-term strategy game, so it didn't matter if they left in the middle, so Hashirama picked them up first.

Senju Tobirama almost shed tears when she saw that her eldest brother's son was so old and brought back a cute little girlfriend.

"I never thought that I would see my eldest brother's son with a girlfriend in my lifetime!"

Killua showed his cat face: "It's my boyfriend~"

Tobori: "..."

Thousand Hands Tobirama: "…………"

Senju Tobirama: "No, he is indeed my eldest brother's son."

It is said that his eldest brother has a wonderful attraction to male creatures, and those good buddies are all willing to go through life and death for his eldest brother.Not to mention that it covers the current Hokage, it even includes this time's bride Uzumaki Mito - it is undeniable that Uzumaki Mito's character is quite tomboyish, which shows that the eldest brother is very popular among men.

Tobirama was very happy to be an uncle, and he quickly took his child and ran to Buddha to ask for red envelopes.Gon is a kid who is very good at making people happy, and he has a cheerful personality that is easy to like. Killua, a clever little kid, is also very (pretend to be) cute when he wants people to like him. Buddha can switch to Silly grandpa mode, doting on his two children while sneering at Tobirama - your brother's dolls all have partners, how about you!

At this time, Qian Shu Feijian suddenly felt the urge to take out the pregnancy stone and tell his father, "If you force me to get married again, I will give birth to you!"Fortunately, his manly pride allowed him to hold back!If you can't find a partner, you have to give birth to something by yourself. It's too embarrassing. You will definitely become a laughing stock and be laughed at by Izuna!Only this is not possible!

In the blink of an eye, Hashirama had brought his second son.

A tall and handsome swordsman with a height of at least 1.9 meters, a calm expression, lowered his head and looked at Xiaojie.

"First time we meet, brother-sama, I am Tankuro, and this is my partner Yiwoza. Nice to meet you."

Killua looked up and saw, oh, this guy is not only a man, but he is also very tall and has a muscular body - do everyone in Gon's family like this type?Then he will have to exercise seriously in the future.But from my dad’s point of view, my future self is just around the corner!

Xiaojie is worthy of being the eldest son. He quickly realized that even if he is taller, he is still his younger brother. As an older brother, he should act like an older brother!

"Hello, Tankuro, I'm Gon, and this is my good friend Killua. Please accept this, it's a red envelope for you two."

Yes, when an elder brother meets his younger brother and sister-in-law for the first time, he will naturally give a red envelope!Xiaojie was glad that he had made preparations in advance before he came after hearing that his brother had a partner. Inside was a pair of colorful stone pendants, which was very suitable for couples.

Tankuro thanked you very solemnly: "Thank you very much, brother-sama."

Thousand Hands Tobirama:——o(╯□╰)o!

There is a god in Qianshou Feijian!Why are you so calm!Kuro seems to be taller than his uncle. What's going on?And why the person I brought back was also a man!And he is also a super MAN kind of muscular man!

——No, I must be careful to raise the third child well and not let him join this group of weird brothers!

Senju Buddha, on the other hand, was not surprised at all. He just nodded to Tankuro and gave him some candies - obviously treating him as a bigger child.

The only normal person (ghost) Yi Wo Zuo was shocked: "Why does your brother look younger than you?"

Hashirama smiled and waved his hand: "No, it's Kuro -"

Tankuro raised his eyebrows: "Father, shut up."

Senju Hashirama shut up in fear: "Oh."

Everyone was amazed that he could still control Hashirama-sama!This dick is very good and seems reliable at first glance.

Yiwozuo has a bad premonition.He cautiously asked Xiaojie: "Excuse me, how old are you?"

Maybe he's just short?

Before Tankuro could stop him, Killua had already spoken: "He is as old as me, 12 years old."

Yiwozuo: "...?"

Yiwozao looked at Tankuro in shock, and Tankuro looked away silently.

Tankuro calls Gonjie brother, which means that his actual age must be younger than Gonjie!

Yiwozuo was very desperate. He, an old ghost who was hundreds of years old, was actually pushed by a little kid! ! !

Only then did Hashirama realize what was going on: "What's the matter, Yiwozai, didn't Tankuro tell you before he dated you? We are cosmic mushrooms. We are different from humans. As long as we grow into mushrooms, we can imitate them." When you become an adult, you have to calculate it like this. For example, if a human becomes an adult at 16 years old, Gon's age converted into human years is sixteen plus twelve equals 28 years. So Tankuro is a little younger than Gon, in terms of human years. That is—"

Tankuro said coldly: "Father, please shut up."

Hashirama: "...Oh."

Am I not explaining this for you?

Yiwozao looked at Tankuro desperately: "How old! How old are you actually!"

Tankuro was silent for two seconds: "You will know when we get married."

Yiwozuo: "..."

No, I want to go back on my word!

Killua's focus is completely different: "That is to say - Xiaojie, are you actually of marriage age now? I'm sorry, I'm too young, please wait for me."

The pea-eyed Xiaojie couldn't laugh or cry: "Ah. No, that, forget it, whatever."

Now if I explain that he is 12 years old, it will definitely add fuel to the fire.As an elder brother, you should support your younger brother in finding a partner. Well, I will accept this 28.

It turns out that according to the age of mushrooms, I can be considered an old mushroom... Xiaojie thought