The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

"You guy, you still know how to come back!"

When Madara Uchiha saw Senju Hashirama, he roared angrily and launched his ultimate move.

"Hahaha, Banban, did you miss me? It's so passionate!"

Hashirama was also very happy, but he felt that it would be too easy to damage the flowers and plants in the village by using his ultimate move. He dodged dexterously while running in front of him, which made Madara so angry that he opened the Gundam behind him. Susano'o gave chase, and the two of them ran to an open area before taking action.

What makes Madara Uchiha unbelievable is that Senju Hashirama actually won again!

"This is impossible! You haven't been a match for the Samsara Eye before! Have you learned any new skills?"

Uchiha Madara cannot accept this fact. Hashirama must have developed the Nen skill, otherwise how could he suddenly become stronger!

Senju Hashirama touched his head: "Hey, no, I basically haven't used it much during this period - ah, is it because I send too many messages to my son?"

Yes, the long-distance call with my son needs to be maintained using senjutsu and ninjutsu, otherwise it will be cut off if the distance is too far.It may be that this different type of energy conversion has been used more and the application is more skillful.Power exists in different forms, but its application is similar. Now Hashirama is very accustomed to using senjutsu and nen abilities to support his ninjutsu.After this period of application, he already knew that he was accustomed to using ninjutsu, so the best way was to use two other forms of energy to support his ninjutsu, rather than developing new ones separately.

But he didn't tell Banban about this, because everyone's understanding of power is different.If he said so, it would limit Banban's thinking, and maybe his good opponent could use a more interesting fighting method.

Uchiha Madara was hit hard. He had always lost more than he won in battles with Hashirama. Last time he finally turned over and became the master. He was so happy, but in the blink of an eye he was surpassed again?If it had been anyone else, their self-confidence would have been completely destroyed by Hashirama.Fortunately, it was Uchiha Madara who quickly adjusted his mentality and decided to continue to study hard and defeat his opponent next time.

But compared to these, there seemed to be something more shocking to him.

"What did you just say, son? Where did you get your son?"

——Yes, Uchiha Madara doesn’t know that Hashirama is a space mushroom and can reproduce parthenogenously!

Even though Lukyo, Tobirama, Dingliang and even Mito knew it, Uchiha Madara didn't know because he couldn't accept paranormal events as quickly as Lukyo, and he was not a Senju.Senju Hashirama told him many times before that he was a mushroom, but he didn't really believe it!

However, the attitude of the people around him was so natural that Hashirama thought Banban also knew about it.He himself never concealed it from beginning to end. Since others knew it, of course Banban knew it?

"Yes, my son is so handsome, and he has even found a partner! I will have them come to Konoha to attend Dingliang's wedding soon, and I will introduce him to you then!"

Object?

No matter how much he thought about it, Uchiha Madara didn't think that Hashirama could give birth to a son who was so old and already had a partner, so he thought that either Senju Tobirama had done some strange research or that Hashirama recognized him as his godson.

"The top man is also getting married... I also fought with him when you were away. He is very good. It is rare that he can win or lose with me. But you are stronger. Even he is getting married. "

Madara Uchiha looked troubled, and Hashirama was a little surprised.

"What's wrong, Madara, isn't it convenient for you to attend his wedding?"

Madara sighed: "No, the elders in the clan are very strong in urging marriage. Quan Nai has been caught on blind dates many times. They actually want to arrest me, but they can't beat me, haha. What worries me now is that my dad also urges me every day. Me, I can run and fight when others urge me, but my dad can only listen when he urges me, alas."

Hashirama laughed: "Old people are like this. Seeing young people alone will make them anxious. Ask Mito, her family was even more anxious at that time, and I was the one who fished her out. If I hadn't at that time If you go, there will be nothing to worry about."

Madara was puzzled: "Your family won't urge you?"

Hashirama put his hands on his hips and laughed: "I'm not at home. Why are they urging me? Hahaha! And one of the top men got married first, so the pressure on our remaining brothers will be much less."

There's nothing we can do about it. Senju Hashirama has several younger brothers. To be honest, he doesn't have to worry about having children.But there were only him and his younger brother Izuna in Uchiha Madara's family, so they became the targets of his father's anger.

Uchiha Madara can't quite imagine what love is like. The main reason is that the Uchiha clan is a blood family. Marriage is like mating. You can only find a partner internally, not external crossbreeding.Especially since he is the clan leader, the identity of the target must be worthy of him, so there are only a few to choose from.But those girls were not obedient, and he had seen the little girl with a runny nose during the movie. How could this possibly produce hazy feelings?In his eyes, the fiancées chosen by his tribe are like goods made from templates. They all come out of an assembly line, with the same habits and character. Imagine living with screws with such unified factory configuration, and even some Little horror.His fear of marriage is actually because the marriage customs within Uchiha are too distorted.

Hashirama had also heard about this, so he persuaded: "It doesn't have to be within the clan, people from outside can also be found? I think you just haven't met the right person. My son is a ghost hunter. His partner is still a ghost! I was shocked when I heard about it for the first time. Just like that, he succeeded in finding him and even got recognition from the ghost hunters. So you still haven’t met anyone who likes you to that extent. People."

Mentioning this Madara makes me depressed: "How are we going to meet him? I rarely leave Uchiha. When I go out, I usually beat the other person's head to pieces. Can you tell me how I'm going to meet him?"

Hashirama was surprised: "Konoha is so big, why don't you go shopping near other clans?"

Madara rolled his eyes: "Every time I approach a clan's territory, the clan leader of that family will appear early and take the initiative to greet me and ask me what's going on."

This is very embarrassing. Uchiha Madara is not only the clan leader, but also a being whose combat power is comparable to that of the God of the Ninja World. He himself is equivalent to a walking anti-city weapon. Do you think those clan leaders can not be nervous?

Banban sighed: "I really want to be in a place where no one knows me. When will you take me to a world where I can learn telekinesis?"

Hashirama said: "You can go at any time, but you won't stay long after you go. I heard that other ninja villages were established and the shadows were selected. If we go forward now, they can hit Konoha with the back foot. Let me see , it’s better to attend Dingliang’s wedding first, just in time for you to meet my son, and then we will visit the shadows in those villages and try to reach a peace agreement. If everything is sure to be okay, we will go to the world over there."

Uchiha Madara thought for a moment: "I'm fed up with it. The two of us join forces and are invincible in the world. We need to find these shadows. No matter which one they meet, they will definitely agree verbally. But what about the reality? It's another thing. . Especially if we leave Konoha, do you think these guys will turn upside down! Without the force of the two of us to deter them, even if an agreement is reached, they will violate it at any time."

Hashirama smiled: "Yes, there is force deterrence other than us."

spot:"……?"

Hashirama: "Tailed beasts, tailed beasts! Let the tailed beasts form an alliance in the same form as us, let's call it the Tailed Beasts Alliance, and then we can hire the Nine Tails of the Tailed Beasts Alliance to sit in our hands! The other ninjas If the village wants to deal with us, they have to hire tailed beasts. As long as we make all the tailed beasts afraid of us, won’t it be over?”

Banban couldn't help but said: "You are too whimsical. It's easy to defeat them, but let those beasts form a coalition - I feel like they can fight on their own."

Hashirama was very generous: "It's okay. Let's give it a try first and ask if you have any questions. After all, they are the only ones of the same kind in the world, and they can be considered brothers, right? I think after convincing them, maybe the pursuit of peace will be unexpected. It’s going to be easy.”

Because the tailed beast itself is extremely powerful.The reason why the sealed tailed beasts become jinchūriki is because humans are afraid of their power.If the tailed beasts formed an alliance, with Hashirama and Madara behind them, it would indeed be a shock to the ninjas of this world - especially the highest authority daimyo.Many times, ninja fights are related to the country they belong to. If the country's leaders do not send troops to fight, the ninjas in various places will at best have internal frictions and conflicts, and the war will not spread to the national level.

Hashirama and Madara went to Lu Jing to talk about this matter, but as expected they were rejected.

Nara Lukyo asked helplessly: "You can't think about it from your perspective. You and Madara are both rare strong men in the world. They are confident in facing any kind of power and crisis. But most people in the world, even the shadows , they are all ordinary people, and do not have a mentality like you. If an ordinary person knew that such terrifying existences as tailed beasts gathered together, and it was you who forced them to do this, what do you think ordinary people would think? I, I think you want to destroy the world. Of course, I know you won’t, because I know you, understand you, and know what kind of people you are. But for most people in the world, they have no idea about your character. Pin doesn’t understand, they only know that you are terrifyingly powerful and have greater power. People are weak, please don’t stimulate the little hearts of those poor people like this, you are forcing them to destroy the tailed beasts.”

When Hashirama heard this, he felt sad. He felt more and more that although the ninja world was good everywhere, it was too exclusive.

"Then what do you say?"

Hashirama couldn't help but ask. Now he really felt that choosing Lu Jing to be Hokage was the right choice. If it were him, he would definitely do what he just thought.

Lu Jing said: "It's not possible now. We need an opportunity to invite other shadows to talk together when the time is right. Now we don't have enough interests and benefits to let them sit at the negotiating table. And there are always some problems in human beings. Without self-awareness, only after endless arguments and bloodshed can one calmly sit at the negotiation table."

As long as Konoha uses the power to intimidate them, then they will obey.But it doesn't work now, nothing happened, Konoha takes the initiative, that is coercion, and things that could have been done will become difficult to do because of this psychological factor.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama both looked like they were thinking hard. Obviously, this matter was not what they were good at.

Lu Jing picked up two pots of snapdragons and stuffed one pot for each of them.

"Anyway, this is something I have to worry about. I will tell you when I need you. Now, you just have to think about what wedding gift to give to the top beam, besides snapdragons."

Hashirama: "Then why did you give us snapdragons?"

Lu Jing: "There are too many in my office, and they are actually breeding. Aren't Izuna and Tobirama always worried about the breeding of snapdragons? You can take them back and study them. Maybe the plants here are easy to breed."

Uchiha Madara looked at the snapdragon in his hand, and felt very embarrassed when he thought that even these things were getting married and reproducing.

What's wrong with being single? Does being single hinder anyone?hateful!

Even Hashirama has a son, why don’t I have a partner yet?This is illogical! ,please keep in mind:,.