The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

No matter how outrageous the initial relationship was, the two parties involved seemed to be quite satisfied with the relationship.

In Hashirama's eyes, Guigui, who was almost raped as a civilian man, said: "It's not bad... Anyway, he didn't force me to do anything I hate. It's good to have a long-term fixed fighting partner."

Yes, this ghost is very strong and a fighting maniac. Tankuro is strong enough and willing to fight with him at any time, so this ghost can't help but have the illusion that "this seems good".

Hashirama: "You...forget it, you can do whatever you want."

Senju Hashirama knew this was wrong, but how was he going to explain this to his son?He has no one himself!Besides, love is a sexually reproducing race, specifically referring to the obsession with a partner.Parthenogenous species have no partners!How to explain this?

However, as a father, you should still give a warning.

Hashirama said in a good voice: "Kuroro, the way you two are acting now...isn't actually a couple, more like friends."

Tankuro looked at his father suspiciously: "Father, do you have any friends?"

Hashirama said confidently: "Yes?"

Tankuro: "Friends who fight together?"

Hashirama thought, isn't that just Banban: "Of course."

Tankuro: "The friend who pays for you."

Hashirama thought, isn't that Lu Jing: "There is one too."

Tankuro: "In addition, we also go to other places to play and date together."

Hashirama: "Of course we have this. Isn't this a friend? Kuro, you just have too few friends, so you confuse the relationship between friends and lovers. This is a friend!"

Tankuro asked, "What do you think, father, is a couple?"

Hashirama thought for a while: "Of course it's fun to live and eat together, and it's best to go on trips together... Huh? No, the most important thing for a couple is to have children and raise them! Huh? No, my children seem to be I gave birth to someone else and raised it myself...???"

Senju Hashirama fell into confusion, something seemed wrong?

No, you can't be bypassed by Kuro!

Senju Hashirama said confidently: "In short, any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is just a hooligan! Are you doing it for the purpose of marriage? You are just for the convenience of fighting! This is not a relationship!"

Tankuro: "I have considered it. The biggest problem is that all ghosts are controlled by the ghost king. If the ghost king lets him die, he will die, and he will die if the ghost king dies. I was very troubled at first, but father came. , I think we can capture the Ghost King and seal it in your scroll."

——As expected of the son of Senju Hashirama, this idea is very Senju!

Hashirama: "The scroll cannot seal living creatures for too long."

Tankuro: "Then beat it into meat patties and seal it, just like you did before. Anyway, it can be regenerated."

Hashirama thought about it, it seemed possible?

Tankuro then thought about the future: "In the future, I can also resign and become a bodyguard to support my family."

Things like children are even simpler. Wait until Kuro Mushroom matures and emit spores, and then steal some of the positive energy from the Demon Slayer colleagues to raise the spores, PERFECT.

Everything has been clearly arranged. Gui Gui's fish eyes said: "I admit that you are very strong, but you are also too arrogant. That adult will not be easily defeated. I am only the third most powerful person under that person. Before me, there was Shang Xian Yi Hei Si Mu, and Shang Xian Er Tong Mo."

Hashirama touched his chin: "The name Tongmo sounds familiar. That group of believers seems to call him that...is he a ghost who uses ice? Ah, don't worry about that one, he is no match for my son."

He is already a pancake.Hashirama didn't have the heart to say it directly, as that would be suspected of intimidating his daughter-in-law and forcing her into prostitution.

Tankuro: "Is there one left? No problem."

Gui Gui suddenly felt that something was wrong, as if he was encouraging the other party to fight the ghosts above him: "It's not just that you defeat them... In short, that adult is very strong. He can control all the ghosts he transforms, and he is also very good at it." Hiding, he has a ghost that can move in space around him, so he can hide his whereabouts at any time."

Hashirama: "This is a bit difficult to deal with. Ghosts with good hiding ability will eliminate their aura. Even if I turn on the circle, it will be difficult to find."

Just like the previous Oiran, who completely hides his breath like an insect, it is impossible for Madoka to sense such a small breath, which requires a higher concentration of Madoka, and the range of Madoka with high concentration of telekinesis cannot spread too far.

Hashirama suddenly thought: "By the way, although I can't do it, I know someone who can! The Inuzuka clan and the Aburame clan are both good at tracking."

It's a bit troublesome just to bring people from the ninja world here. Apart from anything else, just explaining the existence of another world is quite troublesome.

Hashirama thought for a while and came up with a foolproof way: "The best way is for me to meet him and leave a mark of the Flying Thunder God on him, so that I can catch him no matter where he escapes."

Gui Gui felt that this topic was dangerous. No, he didn't want to rebel!

"That gentleman... as long as his bottom line is not touched, he will not interfere in our private activities."

Tankuro was puzzled: "Did he give you money?"

The ghosts thought, not only did they not give money, but there were ghosts among us who paid tribute.

Hashirama was confused: "So employees are treated very well? Are there holidays, insurance, and year-end bonuses?"

Gui Gui thought, of course not. On the contrary, there are year-end layoffs. If you do too little, you may be laid off!

Hashirama: "So they have lofty ambitions that impress you? Will working with them be good for your future career plans?"

Gui Gui: ...Our boss’s ambition is to find a flower with a special color number to live longer.

Mushroom and his son felt that the world was at a loss: "And he is still holding on to your life, making you work in vain, and not giving you any benefits. What are you trying to do?"

Ghost: ...

Yes, what am I planning?

Guigui feels confused in the world, why did I turn into a ghost in the first place?Why can't you remember?

Even in the Demon Slayer Corps, Tankuro insists that work is work and will never confuse work with private life. He firmly told:

"No, it's a shady company. Find a new employer as soon as possible. As long as the salary, personal benefits, and future career plans are satisfactory, you can continue to work. If you are not satisfied with any of them, are you working as a slave for others? You are not as good as this. Resign, if it doesn't work out, I'll support you."

Gui Gui was embarrassed: "I don't have to pay that much, I can still support myself, be a martial artist or something..."

Tankuro objected: "You are neither gentle nor heavy, and you are not suitable for this kind of work."

Hashirama became more and more sad the more he listened, oh my God, I thought my son was poor enough, and I answered Xiba's words that children cannot be raised poor or problems will arise, but I didn't expect my daughter-in-law to be even poorer!There is nothing to sell except muscles, not even muscles, so I have to work for others to make a living!If the boss dies, he will have to let my extremely poor son take care of him!

Poor, so poor!I urgently need a Lu Jing to save my poor son!

This is in the ninja world or the hunter world. If you have fighting ability, you are not afraid of starving to death.It just so happens that in this world where there are no other threats except ghosts, ghosts are hidden under the stage and not exposed, which makes it really difficult for people who can fight to find suitable ways to make money.

It’s not that this world doesn’t need strong people, it’s that strong people like Tankuro are too strong, and most people don’t have this kind of experience.

Strong demand for force.

Hashirama reached out and patted his son on the shoulder: "Kuroro, I have to tell the truth, this world is not suitable for you. For the average combat power of this world, you are too powerful. Not only can you not perform here, you can't even make a living." It's hard to maintain. But it may not work in my world. If you don't know ninjutsu, you will suffer there. I think your brother Xiaojie's world is very suitable for you to settle down and live. There, as long as you are strong, you will have food. You can also fight against more powerful people and improve yourself. In this world that is too narrow for you, it is a pity that you can only stop here."

In fact, the same goes for Tanjuro, but after all, Tanjuro has a family and is still a native, so Hashirama thinks it is unlikely that the other party will choose to leave.Jiuro is now so big that he can probably live on his own without the culture medium. So wouldn't it be better to go to soil that is more suitable for him?The cosmic mushroom itself has wandering properties and will grow and multiply in suitable places.

Unexpectedly, Tankuro hasn't responded yet, Gui Gui's heart is moved.

"There are many strong people? Can we become stronger?"

After getting the confirmed answer, Gui Gui pondered in his mind. Speaking of which, his boss didn't seem to have any development. He always had a free-range policy towards them. Occasionally, he would ask about the flowers of the other side during gatherings. He was just a thug and couldn't even recognize the flowers. Why? What can you know about Higanbana?It’s really hard for Fat Tiger to hold on for so many years.Now there is a new opportunity. He can go to other worlds to roam as much as he wants and become stronger. This is the key point.I have to admit that he is a little cautious.

"This is not good. When I face that adult, that adult can see our thoughts. If he knows..."

Hashirama: "Why are you thinking so much? Can't you think about getting married? I didn't see my son planning so much for your future - by the way, how many children are you planning to have in the future?"

Does focusing on one object to support the spores mean that you only have one child?Or are you planning to give birth in batches?Or choose a pregnancy stone?

Guigui: "...child?"

Hashirama: "Yes, Kuro didn't say that? Our race can-"

Tankuro: "Father, please shut up."

Hashirama: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Guigui: "No, just wait a minute. What kind of child is this? Tell me clearly!"

Tankuro: "You may not be separated from your boss now. There is no point in saying this now. You can go back first and contact me later if necessary."

Hashirama took out a shuriken engraved with the Flying Thunder God and handed it to the other party: "Take this, just in case you encounter any emergency."

Guigui: “Wait, let’s make it clear first——!”

However, the irresponsible father and son had already walked away, leaving only the confused Guigui whose mind was filled with the word 'child'.

Of course, ghosts cannot have children. Ghosts themselves live forever and there is no need to reproduce.

But——the other party is not human either!It is natural that there are other ways to leave offspring.

child?Is it possible that I will have children?No, this was too sudden, I wasn't mentally prepared yet!

Gui Gui, who had been in a state of being in a relationship in a daze, suddenly realized that this was no joke, not a gang fight, this was a real possibility of getting married and having children!

"Yiwo seat, Master Wuhan urgently summons everyone."

The voice of his ghost colleague, Narume, who can control the movement of space, came to his ears.

"Oh."

He really had no time to think about anything else. All he could think about now was 'marriage' and 'children'.

How to give birth to a child?Although I heard that it can be done, how exactly does it work?Could it be that he was going to talk to Tankuro... Wait, wait a minute, did that guy mean what he meant by a superior person at the beginning?

The ghost wife, who deeply understood that she could not defeat Tankuro, suddenly realized that Kuro was very strong and it was very likely that she would... No, no, it was too much!

Bai Cancan was so embarrassed that he turned into a peach pink color, the same color as his hair!

No, no, it’s absolutely not allowed to do this kind of thing before marriage! ! !

No, wait, so is that why marriage is mentioned?In order to...? !

Gui Gui, who wanted to go on a rampage, had a puff of smoke coming from his head and his mind was garbled.

At this moment, he finally realized deeply that the ghost catcher was really planning to take him home as his wife. Was he just being mean-mouthed for a moment and ended up betraying his chastity and integrity?

Danger, three strings, really dangerous! ,please keep in mind:,