The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

... screwed up.

Senju Hashirama looked at the bloody meat pie in front of him with a serious expression, thinking melancholy in his heart.

I didn't expect that this ghost could use strange ninjutsu-like spells to conjure an ice bodhisattva!As soon as he saw his desire to hunt, he immediately slapped Thousand-Armed Guanyin in the face.

I didn’t expect it to be so crispy!He thought he was at least as good as Banban, but it turned out that it was just a partial magic, not physical skills at all?

Hashirama quickly found an excuse for the other party. Because he is a ghost and can regenerate, he has developed the habit of being directly hit by any moves he faces. Alas, it is so sad.

Hashirama knelt down to look at the meatloaf and found that the meatloaf regenerated very slowly. It seemed that he had hit it too hard.It's no wonder that not only chakra but also magical skills were mixed in at that time. It was a double blow from the body to the spirit.

……How to do.

You can't bring a piece of meat pie to see your son and then say: Ha, son, this is the ghost. I accidentally smashed it into a meat pie - don't believe it, he is really a ghost, and he has not been reborn because of me. If you hit it too hard, can you wait a little longer to succeed again?

...Sure enough, nothing is right!

Senju Hashirama knew that he had gone too far when he impulsively raided the examination room of his son's workplace some time ago.Now this happens again. What if my son thinks he is dissatisfied with his job?

He quickly shoveled the meat pie ghost into the scroll and sealed it first, so that it would be difficult to see anyone.

As soon as he finished destroying the corpses and eradicating traces, Senju Hashirama felt that there was a fight taking place in the direction of his son - was he really a ghost who could hide his aura?

Hashirama hurriedly ran back, leaving a tornado-like mess behind him.

The Paradise cultists who didn’t know what happened: “…?!!”

When Hashirama rushed back, his precious son had already finished fighting monsters, leaving only the female colleague next to him who looked suspicious of life.

Hashirama: "Sorry, sorry, I was too harsh at the moment, that ghost... um..."

In the end, Hashirama shook out the meat pie. Let's see what his son can do to solve it!

The female colleague became even more doubtful about life.

Even Tankuro was silent for half a second: "It doesn't matter, he's still alive. I can find a container and put some wisteria flowers in it and take it away. Right, Kanae?"

Kanae: "Huh? Oh, maybe... I asked my sister to come over and see how to deal with it. She is better at using wisteria flowers to make poison against ghosts. But just in case, chop some into pieces and let him regenerate. Slower."

Then Kanae quickly took out the knife and started cutting it like mincing meat. She seemed to be preparing to pack the meat and go back to study.

... This scene is a bit disturbing. Chopping ghost meat dumplings in the middle of the night is a nightmare for any ghost who sees it.

While chopping, Kanae complained with a helpless smile: "It's all Tankuro's fault that you started too quickly, we haven't asked for the information yet. In my opinion, the ghost this time is a clue, and he should know a lot of information. "

Yes, Kanae didn’t know that the ones killed by Tankuro were a pair of Usuke, and they were killed because they didn’t see each other clearly!After killing one, another one popped out, and then she killed them both with one sword blow. After a clear look, only the gray ones were left. She was so unloved by her colleagues that not a single one was left for her.It's better than Mr. Hashirama, why don't you leave some meat pie?

Of course, she didn't know that the thing she was chopping meat stuffing in her hand was also a winding string. Who could tell whether there was any engraving on the meat stuffing.

This is quite embarrassing. Your teammates are too powerful and you can't tell how strong the enemy is.At present, everyone in the Demon Slayer Corps only knows that Tankuro is very powerful, but they don't know that their Hihu series are not human in any sense.

Tankuro discovered that the opponent was using a string. First of all, the ghost actually used two of his swords. Secondly, he had fought against the string before and roughly knew the extent of the string.

"Kanae, the one just now was wound. The one on your hand is probably also wound."

Kanae who was chopping meat: "...?"

Kanae looked at Tankuro.

Tankuro looked back innocently.

Kanae: "...I'm just saying that ordinary ghosts will die if their heads are lost. How come this ghost is not dead after being chopped into pieces? I see, it's the winding string."

——Don’t sound like you already knew it, you clearly didn’t expect it at all just now!

Kanae: "Since it's winding up, we have to report it to the Lord quickly and study the next strategy!"

Tankuro thought to himself, no, what if the lord asks me to lose money? I don’t really want to see the lord for the time being.

"It's rare for my father to come to see me from my hometown. I don't know when he will come again next time. I want to take action with my father. In addition, my brother's disease can finally be cured. I want to take care of my brother, so I am ready to resign. It was because of your request, Kanae, that I came to help."

Kanae: "——? Resign! No, Tankuro, calm down. If it's just for this reason, I will ask the lord for instructions and get paid annual leave for you. Don't get excited and wait for my news first, okay? Look If you resign, it will not be easy to find a job after your brother recovers."

Kanae is one of the people in the Demon Slayer Squad who gets along very well with Tankuro, and she understands him relatively well.She knew that Kuro joined the Demon Slayer Corps just to find a job, and she couldn't argue with the stubborn Kuro that it was for the sake of humanity.If this was placed on someone else, everyone would definitely be indignant. Why is this person so unjust and unreasonable?But when it comes to Demon Slayer Top One, who can easily kill him, this excessive coldness actually makes him look like a strong man.For such a powerful swordsman, killing demons is like chopping vegetables. For him, the daily life of the Demon Slayer Corps is chopping fruits. Of course he will get tired of cutting fruits every day. It is normal to want to leave, but the enemy is not strong enough. Can't retain professional talents, alas.

Sure enough, the word 'salary' still held a lot of weight for Tankuro. He nodded in agreement, said that he had something to contact him, and left with Hashirama.

Kanae didn't even dare to invite his father Hashirama to the Demon Slayer Corps. If Hashirama went there, Tankuro would definitely go there as well. What if Tankuro impulsively saw his lord and asked to resign?Let her communicate with the lord first to see how to retain important talents, and then discuss other issues.Anyway, the person is here and can’t run away. You can see him anytime you want.

After the two of them walked away, Hashirama couldn't help but ask Tankuro: "Do you really want to resign? Is it because of me? I'm sorry, Kuro, I was too impulsive."

Tankuro shook his head: "That's one thing. Even if you don't come, I will resign sooner or later."

Hashirama was surprised: "So you have such big opinions on the workplace?"

Tankuro: "No, that's not the problem. I've considered it before, but I haven't found another suitable job yet."

And the Demon Slayer Corps gave too much.He wanted to resign several times, but his lord, who seemed to have noticed something, gave him a salary increase in advance. After that, he didn't mention resigning again for a long time.Isn't there no way to do it now? Old father is one aspect, another aspect...

Tankuro: "Father, I want to take you to meet someone."

Hashirama: "Who?"

Tankuro: "My partner."

Hashirama: "...Ah?!"

Mushroom Zhu began to doubt Mushroom Sheng, I don’t have a partner myself, my sons are engaged, and those who have a partner have a partner? !

*

Hashirama meets Tankuro's partner.

Kuro told Hashirama that they met on a romantic night

.At that time, a fair-skinned, handsome man jumped out and shouted that he wanted to date him!

This was the first time Jiuro was confessed to in person, so he was shocked.But soon, he discovered that the other person seemed pretty good-looking and had a very straightforward personality. He hated people who beat around the bush the most, and it was easier to get along with people who had a straightforward personality.So after the other party pursued her fiercely, he agreed to date him. They have been dating for a while now and they feel pretty good. At least they are very compatible with each other in terms of personality. He tells his partner everything he wants, and sometimes he even feels a little cute.The only flaw is probably that he is a bit of a playboy with his partner, and he always likes to be attracted to handsome men.But it doesn't matter, as long as he is here, he will gradually help the other person change it.In other aspects, I'm very satisfied. He's good at fighting, handsome, and has a good personality. There's nothing else I need, right?

When Hashirama took a look, he was indeed young, cute, handsome, and talented.that is……

Senju Hashirama pointed at him in disbelief: "Wait, is he a ghost?"

I won’t complain about his short peach-pink hair and flour-white Noh face. From his face to the pirate-like blue tattoos on his wrists, I can barely count him as a non-mainstream person - anyway, there are many non-mainstream people among Suna ninjas.The question is, do those eyes look like they are not human?Son, aren't you a ghost slayer?What is this, guarding and stealing?

Tankuro was unmoved: "I'm not a human either."

Hashirama: "That's true, but..."

Tankuro: "Ghosts live longer than humans, so there's no need to worry about the lifespan difference."

Hashirama: "It seems right, but..."

Tankuro: "He only eats the most sinful people, so we can't let him fast."

Hashirama raised his hand: "Well, I want to ask, what will happen if I object?"

Tankuro looked at his partner sadly: "In that case, I can only kill him."

Hashirama: "...??? Wait, son, why is this?"

Tankuro: "I can't help it, it's work. Since he is not my partner, why don't I kill him?"

Hashirama looked at the ghost object in disbelief: "You don't have any objection?"

The ghost object had a dead look on his face: "At first, I just wanted to have a fight with him, do you believe it?"

What Hashirama heard from this unfortunate man's mouth was a completely different story.

The unfortunate guy initially just wanted to find someone to fight with, but finally he found Tankuro.

The beginning is——

The unlucky man: "Hahaha! I heard that you are very strong, so you want to be my (fighting) partner!"

Tankuro: "Okay."

The unlucky man was still pleasantly surprised at that time, was it so straightforward?This is much neater than those coy Demon Slayer Pillars!OK, let’s fight!

Tankuro: "Are we going to decide who is the superior? That's fine."

Then Tankuro beat the opponent until he was suspicious of ghosts.

The unlucky man is a man: "You win, I surrender! Do whatever you want!"

What he meant was that he could be killed, cut into pieces, or interrogated no matter what he wanted!

Tankuro: "...It's developing too fast, let's start with communication."

Unlucky guy: "Huh?!"

Tankuro: "I'll make a three-part agreement: I'm not allowed to eat innocent people, but only the most guilty ones. I'm not allowed to associate with other people, and I'm not allowed to kill my colleagues. This will make my job very difficult."

Unlucky man: "If I say that you misunderstood, then pretend that this never happened..."

Tankuro pulled out his sword in pain: "In that case, I can only kill you. There is no other way, this is work."

Unlucky guy: "..."

...Yes, this is how the two of them got together. Do you believe it? It’s completely unbelievable that such an outrageous thing happened in reality!

Senju Hashirama looked confused and doubtful about life.

——It turns out that my son is actually a yandere! ! ! ,please keep in mind:,.