The Weak Captain in Pirates

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Shocked by Happy's insincere and despicable way of "teaching" Arthur a lesson, the always amiable Dumbledore couldn't help but have a terrifying thought in his head: "I really want to beat him."

He quickly shook his head and silently recited the Great Mercy and Great Compassion Mantra to clear his mind, and get rid of the evil image of himself laughing evilly and waving a folding stool to hit the captain from his mind.

Happy narrowed his eyes slightly by 0.1 millimeter, looked at this beautiful and outrageous woman with a critical eye, and immediately lost his composure.

"Damn it, this girl is blocked. Isn't she the big beauty in "cp0", Queen of Happy Street Stussy? Damn it, which serious happy street would have big men go there? You snatched her away , Aren’t you asking me, a gentleman like Happy, to make mistakes? Arthur, let’s look at the “good” things you did.”

The expression on his face became more and more distressed, and while he righteously condemned Arthur's "inhumane" actions, Happy quickly wiped the saliva from his mouth and ran to a car painted with red spray paint. "Exclusively for the Great Captain Happy", he opened the door of the large and majestic four-wheeled car, enthusiastically made a face of "Thank you for your hard work, little brother", and gestured to Arthur to come in.

I really can't stand the human-powered bubble car that requires me to trample to death in order to move.Happy has been coveting the cool luxury supercar built by Stark for a long time.

After being ruthlessly rejected despite all his begging, Happy simply lost all shame and squeezed into the car at a speed that was extremely disproportionate to his fat body. He tried to forcefully occupy it for his own gain, and was completely trapped by the car.

Yes, stuck.After drinking coffee, Stark slowly removed the car glass and pulled him out with tears in his eyes.

Seeing my dear captain crying and mourning, he was distracted even while eating because of this matter. A piece of his favorite barbecue fell on the table several times. He used to eat five meals a day, but now he has no appetite and skips dinner. Stark just lay there and sighed at the sunset. The miserable man with black lines on his head couldn't stand it any longer. With a wave of his hand, this powerful car was built for him.

The engine roared violently, and the undulating road conditions gave this steel monster a lot of room to play. "Old driver" Happy slapped the steering wheel crazily and honked the horn, rushing all the way, and soon returned to the "free" sea. The base camp of the bandit group Shampoo Islands, island number 24 marked by mangrove trees.

As soon as he walked into the complex wooden castle rising from the ground not far from the hospital, he suddenly felt wet on his calves. Happy jumped up in fright.

After jumping a few steps back and assuming the "Heart-piercing Dragon Claw Hand" stance that he had studied so hard for a long time but was short of actual combat, he looked over and saw that it was a stupid little puppy squatting where he had just stood. place, wagging its tail, wagging its tongue and gasping for breath, looking indescribably stupid.

"what is this"

"Dog, animal kingdom, Chordata, Mammalia, Carnivora, Canidae, Canis, Gray wolf species." Farman, from the Humanoid Encyclopedia, stood up to explain in a serious manner. Before he could finish his words, he was kicked away by a black-faced Happy. , who asked you this?

"Ah, sorry, Captain." Rui Shi, who was holding a big wine barrel to drink, thought it was the puppy that scared Happy, so he hurried over.

"I picked up Wangcai from the street. I saw it sitting alone in a small cardboard box and being discarded. It was so pitiful that I picked it up and planned to train it into a reliable companion for soldiers."

"Stop, there's no need to apologize, I like dogs very much." Happy grinned, petted the dog's head fondly, and stared at each other for a long time with big eyes and small eyes, smiling brightly. "A dog has a loyal heart and will absolutely obey its owner's orders. Even if he is in a bad mood, he will be tortured and beaten to vent his anger, and there will be no complaints, let alone a salary. It is said that it is delicious when fried. Yes, dogs They are slaves to humans. Dogs are awesome. I like dogs. Wow!

"Okay, don't look at me like that, I was joking." Facing everyone's astonished "you are a devil" looks, Happy smiled and touched the back of his head, his ears twitching.

He heard the noisy sounds of Mastangu and Yasuo, and immediately cast a curious look.

"Today I will let you, an empty man with only a sword as his companion during the long nights, know what a truly attractive man is." Mastangu trotted with his tie in his mouth, wearing a suit jacket and talking to him in an imposing manner. Yasuo confronted.

"You have to know that in order to comb your messy hair, you have already used five combs, five combs." Mastangu held up five fingers and shook them in front of Yasuo.

"And I only need one, and you still want to fight me."

"Is there any relationship between the two, you "incompetent match", shut up." Yasuo, whose long hair was straightened out and fluttering, adding a touch of chicness, glared back fiercely, and the hand in his hand was completely changed beyond recognition, leaving only Discard the sixth comb with the lower handle.

"It doesn't matter, but if I can disgust you, I will win."

Seeing these two guys fighting each other like cockfighting chickens, ready to fight if they disagree, Happy looked puzzled and asked Armstrong: "What are these two guys doing?"

After muttering "It's worthless, it's so embarrassing", Armstrong, who had his hands on his chest, turned away from them and said helplessly to Happy: "They are arguing about who is ranked number one in the pirate group." The best pick-up girl expert”

"That guy Stark doesn't get involved in this kind of thing."

"Stark said that since he has money, he never needs to pick up girls. There is nothing he can't do with a check. If there is, then two."

Happy: ""

The two guys, who were hurting each other and bickering, rushed out of the door in a hurry. They happened to see a good-looking girl walking by. They coughed dryly and Yasuo ran up to her.

"Hello, beautiful little girl, I am Yasuo. Your eyes are as charming as the deepest gems. Is your contact information wrong? What I want to say is that I have excellent genes passed down from my ancestors and want to give them to you. Ah, damn, what on earth did I say?"

Incoherent and realizing that his performance was too bad, Yasuo slapped himself hard twice.

The "gangster" girl blushed hard, stamped her feet and slapped Yasuo hard in the face, then hurried away

"Wow, hahaha, you're such a wicked person but not courageous. This technique of seducing girls is like the scene of a car accident." Mastangu smiled happily, his face full of disdain for Yasuo.

Yasuo grimaced.

"Look at me"

"There was a time when I was determined to rely on my reputation to make a living. If I went to strike up a conversation, I could get the girl to reveal her measurements, family property, and all her family assets willingly." He pointed at himself with his thumb, and Mustang's bright white teeth flashed with a tinkling sound. For a moment, he looked confident.

Standing on the roadside, closing his eyes and doing the posture of a meditator, holding a randomly picked branch in his mouth to look cool, sniffing his nose, smelling a burst of fragrance, he said decisively, "Hi, beauty, are you free? , I can invite you to drink a glass of wine with me under the tree in front of the flowers.”

When he opened his eyes, he saw that his feet were weak, his heart and liver were trembling, his hairs stood on end, he was sweating profusely, and his branches were biting off. Mastangu almost peed in fear.

This is a woman whose tonnage can rival Happy.Her face was flushed with excitement, her big eyes were red, and tears were streaming down her face. She was so happy that she was so ashamed that she was smoking. She hugged Mastangu, squeezed him hard, and shouted: "I am willing to finally have a handsome man come to me." We struck up a conversation, I’m so happy, I haven’t had a boyfriend yet, my family property and body measurements are”

"I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and the love in my heart has filled my entire chest."

Mastangu was strangled by the neck and almost died. His limbs struggled feebly and he shouted "hooligan" hysterically.

When he escaped from the embrace of the heavy girl, there was a big, sticky lipstick mark on his face. He had obviously been tortured, and he looked like a lost soul.

Suffering such a disaster, Mastangu shed a sad tear from the corner of his eyes.

"Hahahaha, my God, I thought I was already embarrassed enough for failing to pick up girls many times, but I didn't expect you two to be even more stunning." Happy, who ran out to watch the show, pointed at the two guys and laughed, going crazy with joy. The ground rolled wildly.

The overflowing happiness was imposed on their own pain. Mastangu and Yasuo looked at each other silently, nodded and pointed their guns in unison, smiling brightly and extending their magic palms towards their dearest captain, Happy.

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