The Weak Captain in Pirates

The world-famous Captain Happy has the "Whitebeard" pirate pattern tattooed on his back. He wears an orange cowboy hat and a handsome guy with freckles on his cheeks. He is being chased by his boss and is running around because he has no money to eat.

A wanted poster for Captain Happy posted on a telephone pole was blown away by the breeze and hit him in the face, making him unable to see the way forward and he broke into the naval base in a daze.

Looking at the large group of marines surrounding him with some suspicion, the handsome young man angrily lit a flame in his hand and burned the damn wanted notice that had haunted him to ashes.

Seeing the nurse taking care of Habok meticulously, Yasuo felt hot in the eyes and hurriedly "recurred". He covered his mouth where he was coughing violently and said weakly: "Cough, cough, cough, blood, I vomited blood, I have to be hospitalized too."

As a result, no one paid attention to this guy with evil intentions and poor performance.

"Damn it, I'm obviously seriously injured too, why don't you let me be hospitalized too?"

"You are trying to prey on the beautiful nurse in the hospital. Come and seize resources from me." Habok, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth with a look of contempt on his face, lay lazily on the hospital bed and told Yasuo's true purpose in one sentence.

To be fair, Yasuo was indeed injured. After all, he had a fierce fight with Aoki and nearly sunk Island No. 60. Not to mention that he was covered in ice and bleeding wounds, and the entire arm holding the sword was extremely injured. He suffered frostbite, turned blue, and lost consciousness for a while. But this was not a reason for Yasuo to be hospitalized, because his physique was unbelievably "inhuman". After taking a hot bath and sleeping, his waist and legs no longer hurt. , he was able to jump around again. Finally, after a check-up at the hospital, it was discovered that the most serious injury on this guy's body was that he slept naked on the ground after taking a bath and had a cold.

If Aokiji knew this news, he would probably faint in the toilet from crying.

Happy controlled his emotions and kept passing by on both sides of the corridor, pointing at him and whispering things like "This is the useless captain Happy, now the ruler of the Chambord Islands, he is really fat and plump." The doctors and nurses showed smiles that were uglier than crying.

Arriving at Habok's ward, he was about to push the door open when he heard the conversation inside. Hapi's plump body suddenly swayed, and he quietly lay down in front of the door. He tilted his head and ears, and peeked through the crack in the door. I was overjoyed when I found that the nurse lady was so beautiful.

After activating his Balloon Fruit power, Happy shrunk his belly and bulged out his huge muscles. He entered a false inverted triangle muscle mode and took out his magic tool for picking up girls, the thick gold necklace that signified that he was "very rich", out of his collar. Finally, he kicked open the door of the ward.

"Ah~ My dear Ma Zai Habok, I, your young, promising, rich and lovely bachelor boss, have come to visit you. Oh, this beautiful nurse lady, you exude a holy and moving light. , can blind my deep and charming eyes.”

Everyone seemed to be looking at a fool, looking at this guy who looked like a pig, with affectionate words written on his left eye and bestiality written on his right eye. Mastangu couldn't stand this guy nagging like a fly, and he treated Eminem. Strong gestured and said: "Throw him out of the window, as if his subordinates were seriously injured. He feels unbearable pain and wants to torture himself and pray for blessings."

Faced with these malicious faces, Happy decisively shut up.

The attending doctor was a kind old man with rich experience and superb medical skills. When he heard that Habok's burn was quite serious and he needed to rest for a while, Hapi had no intention of ogling the nurse.

Happy frowned tightly when an iron thorn fragment appeared in the kind old man's mouth and pierced Habok's spine.

When the kind old man with a solemn face analyzed the condition and told how Habok's lower body was paralyzed, Happy's eyes widened and he asked: "Doctor Paralysis, are you sure you're right?"

"Captain, it's true. I felt it last night. I'm not stupid enough not to realize that I've become a useless person." Habok pretended to be relaxed, shook off the cigarette butt with a forced smile, and held the cigarette in his mouth again. inside.

Angrily punched the wall, crying in pain, Happy covered his red hands, and kicked away the trash basket in the ward that was probably the most bullied. He looked at Stark and asked, "Can Habok be like this?" Like Pacanya, do you want to install mechanical armor with steel prosthetics?"

"Making mechanical armor can be completed at any time for me." Stark sighed and shook his head helplessly. "I have done my homework since last night and became an expert in neurology and human body. I scanned his body and found that his brain can no longer send nerve signals to the lower body, so the mechanical armor cannot be installed."

"I also have a backup plan, which is to install a peripheral skeletal mecha implanted in the spine of his upper body. This will allow him to move freely."

"Spare me, I don't want to become a mechanical monster"

Habok smiled bitterly and stretched out his hand to interrupt Stark's words, shrugged, leaned on the pillow and looked at the whirring ceiling fan. "I'm sorry, captain. I am a disabled person without feeling in my lower body. I want to quit."

"If you don't feel it, then why are you picking up girls? You're not weak-minded."

"Asshole, are you an idiot for saying this in such a sensational scene? I just can't move my feet. There are no other problems at all. Do you want to find a beautiful woman to try on me?"

While he was cursing, Habok saw Happy clenching his teeth and staring at him blankly. Habok became angry instantly. With difficulty, he straightened his upper body and reached out to grab Happy's collar. He glared and roared, "What's the expression on your face?" Leave me alone, you don’t need immovable chess pieces.”

"You don't need to worry about a little person like me. Don't you want to travel all over the sea? I can't keep up with you if I can't move. If you don't abandon me, it will only slow down your pace. Look at me. I don't even want to beat you now." This useless captain can't do it anymore. Just give up on me. Let me give up hope. Please, Captain."

Listening to Habok's final cry, Happy felt very uncomfortable.

"Don't be stupid, you will be fine." Happy shook his head with a smile, soothing Habok, who was so emotional that the newly bandaged wound even cracked and spurted out blood, and let him lean back on the soft back pillow, leaving no room for doubt. He said: "I am your captain, you must listen to me. If I don't give an order, don't get off the ship, and don't even think about resting."

After leaving the hospital, Happy took Dumbledore to find a fancy-looking restaurant and ordered a bunch of expensive dishes that were definitely not enough to satisfy his stomach that kept protesting.

After having enough food and wine, one of Mastangu's direct subordinates had an excellent memory. He knew at a glance that this person was destined to be useless. After the tall and thin Farman trotted over to report his work, Happy thought for a long time. .

Slowly you took out the phone and dialed the number Farman said.

"Porulu~poruga da"

After the call was connected, the phone bug immediately became lazy when he opened his eyes, shaking his head as if he was sleepy.Happy burped and patted his belly, thought about it for a while, and said slowly: "Hey, is this a blue pheasant? I'm Happy?"

On the other side of the phone, there was a loud falling sound immediately

In the office, Qing Pheasant was rolling on the floor covering his bleeding nose from hitting the table, with a band-aid on his face, one arm in a plaster, and a bandage hanging from his chest. He was silent for a few seconds with a headache, and then faced Kugua with a helpless face. The chubby phone bug said: "How do you have my personal phone bug number?"

"Tch, what kind of news can't be bought with money in this world? It cost me 500 million Baileys." Happy muttered to himself with a painful look on his face: "No, I can't just lose my blood like this, right?" "

Witfully patting his clever little head, Happy suddenly discovered a way to make a fortune. His eyes lit up. He called Farman and proudly asked him to kill his popular fried chicken, the "free" pirate. The private phone number of the captain of the regiment was put out for sale with a price tag of 1000 beli in pursuit of small profits but quick turnover.

Sure enough, it was very popular and made a lot of money, but when Happy received countless spam calls from people selling weight loss pills, he almost burst into tears. To be fair, couldn't he sell something else?

Of course, this is a later story, let's not mention it for the time being.

"One of my crew members was paralyzed in both legs by that Tyrant Bear guy. I'm not pursuing anything. It's understandable that there were casualties in the fight. I want to cure him. The medical technology of the Shampoo Islands can't do it yet. The problem now is, I searched all over the Chambord Islands but couldn't find a permanent pointer to the "Iron Bucket Kingdom", a major medical power. Please send me one."

Qing Pheasant's head was full of black threads when he heard this: "Ah, hey, hey, hey, I am a righteous navy."

"So what? If the Tianlong people know that you gave them the middle finger, they will still be unable to do your job. Hey, do you have any objection to my threat?"

"No"

"Stop talking, I can hear you scolding me in my heart."

"Nonsense, I wish I could freeze you into an ice sculpture." The corners of Qingzhi's mouth twitched as the bitch grabbed her pigtails, and he cursed secretly. Then he was afraid that Happy would say "I heard it again" and quickly adjusted his mood. Staring at the plaque with the word "Justice" written on it, he said righteously: "I refuse."

"Don't think I don't know. It was you who let O'Hara's last orphan go. You even called him your guardian and shamelessly hid in a dark corner to spy on that beautiful big sister."

The green pheasant on the other side of the phone rolled his eyes several times, and still spoke resolutely, saying righteously: "I'll have someone bring the pointer to you right away."

"That's right." Happy showed a standard treacherous smile.

The success of the blackmail filled Happy with hope of getting better, diluting Happy's bad mood.

But when he came to the harbor pier and looked at Arthur, the King of the Sea, leaping out of the sea with the waves lapping on the shore, Happy was completely confused.

Because this guy actually carried a slender woman who fainted on his broad shoulders.

After vomiting violently, Arthur took away the octopus wrapped around his head, the poisonous sea snake wrapped around his neck, and the big shark biting his arm. He took out several huge sea urchins from his crotch and handed them to Happy as souvenir gifts. Make an OK gesture. "Captain, the mission is accomplished. I sank two navy warships and threw all the Celestial Dragons on them into the stomachs of the Sea Kings."

"I also brought you a beautiful girl on the warship that you miss day and night."

Hearing these confident words, Happy was stunned and so shocked that his jaw almost dropped to the ground.

"My God, how could you do such a crazy and inhumane thing when you rob a girl in broad daylight?" After exclaiming with his hands on his head, Happy, who was angry and angry, gave Arthur a thumbs up: Well done.

"I'm really ashamed to have subordinates like you." Happy, who was swearing, stared angrily and patted Arthur's shoulder affectionately: "You have won my heart, good brother. From today on, you will be my number one favorite." Ma Zai