I use American comics to slay demons

The teacher on the podium said with a straight face, "Don't joke around in class, it's about your future lives."

Lingkong wanted to stand up, but the girl next to him gently pulled down the corner of his clothes, "Lingkong, are you crazy? You tried everything possible to get in here, but now you are about to make it, don't cause trouble?"

"Really or not, would I be so focused on doing one thing? This is not in line with our style."

Volley stood up and came to the podium, "Dear teacher, I am very grateful to you for saving me, curing my abdominal injury, and changing my clothes. Although the clothes didn't look very good, at least they didn't have ketchup on them. I don’t care what kind of organization you are, what’s your purpose in arresting me here and putting on such a show? I only care about the rewards I deserve after eradicating evil and upholding justice. Now I’m going to embrace them. , please don’t block the road, thank you for your cooperation.”

The teacher with Chinese character face turned red with anger and yelled angrily, "Lingkong, if you keep talking nonsense, I will ask the higher authorities to kick you out of here."

"Well, that's right, I'm doing a full set of acting. I can accept the word kicking, but I have to ask your people to come quickly." Lingkong turned to face his "students" and said with a smile, "Since the people who come to kick me are still If we haven’t arrived yet, I might as well play a game with everyone first.”

His eyes met the teacher's with the Chinese character face, and the scene was very tense for a time.

Lingkong glanced at the pointer in the opponent's hand with his peripheral vision, and then continued to smile at the teacher with the Chinese character face. At this time, the teacher's attention was entirely on Lingkong's face.

The next moment, something miraculous happened.

"The name of this game is focus. Now, three, two, one." Ling Kong's right hand suddenly raised, holding the teacher's pointer.

The classroom was silent.

"What's wrong"

Lingkong glanced at the Chinese-character-faced teacher with his peripheral vision, and saw a flash of yellow light, and the pointer returned to his hand.

Something is wrong.

Could it be that I have traveled through time?

It is very possible that this kind of skill is not available in my ordinary world.

"Haha, the teacher is still more powerful. Compared with the teacher, my ability is like the light of a firefly compared to the light of the bright moon. Students, just now I showed you the abnormal operation in class, which is a counterexample. Please take it as a reference. As a warning, I will concentrate on studying in the future." Ling Kong finished speaking seriously and quickly fled back to his seat.

"Continue class!" the Chinese-character-faced teacher roared, and everyone immediately entered a state of concentration on study, except for Ling Kong, who looked depressed.

"He is indeed the most talkative person on earth. He can direct and act by himself and still come back. I admire him."

what

It seems like someone is talking in my head.

"Yes, you heard it right. I am here to assist your system. I can provide you with all the abilities in the comics in your previous life."

Oh.

Well, give me a few hundred infinite gems first. I want to smash that teacher with the Chinese character face to death.

"Host, I haven't finished speaking yet. If you want to obtain these abilities, there are conditions. You must meet my requirements for you."

I'm such an excellent host, but I can't meet all your requirements.

Is your host broken? I suggest you check it again.

"Host, can you ask me some normal questions? At least cooperate with me to go through the process."

Let me think about it, now I should be like an idiot and say: Oh my God, I still have to meet the requirements. What is this requirement? Isn’t it difficult?

"Ahem, thank you for your cooperation. There are no specific indicators for this requirement. When I think the host reaches a certain standard, the ability will be automatically unlocked for you."

This is clearly authoritarianism.

I finally understand why I haven’t fulfilled all your conditions, because you are a dictatorial system with no bottom line.

"Host, please be narcissistic appropriately."

Do you dare to bring up my skill interface?

"Okay, host: Volley, skills: proficient in most modern weapons, proficient in most fighting skills, language communication abnormal level, physical fitness: equal to ordinary people, intelligence level: high."

Wait, why is my physical fitness only at the average level?

"Um, let me briefly explain that the host's time travel belongs to soul travel. What you have now is not the original body, but a body with the same name as you. In addition, your current age is 18 years old."

what

Where did the extra 12 years of my life go?

I finally became a middle-aged greasy uncle, but you actually made me look like a pretty boy again.

"Your focus is truly extraordinary."

"Ahem, host, since you have just bound to the system, you can choose an ability within the specified range."

You are such a democratic system.

I want to bring my physical fitness back to its original level. Is there anything that can help me?

"I can give you Captain America's super serum, giving you physical fitness that reaches human limits." The system replied.

It seems to be a high-opening system, not bad, I like it very much.

"Please note that this is a fantasy world. The extreme physical fitness of human beings can only be regarded as low-level abilities in this world."

I know, I've just seen it.

Now the teacher is still on the podium talking about the physiology of monsters.

I have to listen carefully to this. If I marry a monster wife in the future, I will be very embarrassed if I don’t know how to start.

"Host, you are still selecting your abilities."

Is this still a choice?

I want Captain America's super serum and Deadpool's sword skills. I won't accept any objection. Thank you for your cooperation.

"Host, I still have Tony Stark's knowledge and Bruce Wayne's wisdom here. You don't need to think about it anymore."

Please, don't try to trick me like a newbie, okay?

Just having knowledge without capital is useless in total.

"Okay, your abilities are here."

Well, the efficiency is quite fast. See you next time.

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Ling Kong moved his body slightly, it was okay and full of strength.

He was just about to listen to the class seriously when the teacher with a Chinese character face said, "get out of class is over, Ling Kong will stay."

Everyone in the classroom is packing up and getting ready to leave.

Lingkong suddenly stopped the girl sitting next to him and asked, "Little girl, how is our relationship?"

The girl said shyly, "It's okay."

"That's great. I have some memory problems recently. I'll have to trouble you to take me home later." Lingkong smiled.

"Are you going to confess your love?" The girl's face turned red and she was extremely shy.

"No, you think too much."

"Yeah" the girl was even more embarrassed, she actually misunderstood what he meant.

Lingkong walked up to the teacher with the Chinese character face, pointed at himself and said, "Teacher, can't you see that I am actually different from those students."

"How do you say this?" The teacher with the Chinese character face was still angry.

"Because I'm not a student, teacher, I think I can conquer demons now, but I don't have the means. I want to ask you if there is any job where you can earn extra money by conquering demons."

The teacher with the Chinese character face said solemnly, "Yes, you can become a demon subduing master. The higher the demon subduing master's star level, the more dangerous the task, and the greater the rewards. All students studying here are aiming to become a demon subduing master." And if you work hard and think you are capable enough, you can apply to take the graduation exam early."

"Teacher, please help me apply for the graduation exam." Lingkong maintained a professional smile. It sounded like the so-called demon subduing master was no different from his old profession.

"As your teacher, I have to remind you that this job is very dangerous. Without sufficient study preparation, you will only die if you act recklessly. You have studied very seriously before. I don't know what happened to you today, but I You must be responsible for your life." Teacher Guozixian said seriously.

Lingkong said, "Dear teacher, I am out of character today. It must be for a reason. In the world of spiritual practice, what matters is opportunity. Things like opportunity are ethereal and unstable, just like my goal. Please ignore the previous sentence. In short , I met the opportunity that suits me, and now I have the ability to become a demon subduing master."

"Host, you are truly a big liar."

To shut up

I am a hard-working person. Instead of wasting my time here, I would rather be a murderer or a demon subduer whose duty is to maintain world peace, and earn some small rewards on the way.

"I believe in you"

The teacher with a Chinese character said, "Since you said so, I will help you apply for early graduation. I will inform you of the content of the exam tomorrow."