I use American comics to slay demons

"Bang bang bang" gunshots continued all around.

Two men were hiding in a small room. One of them, a man in gorgeous clothes, huddled up and was trembling. He kept saying, "You have to protect me. I paid you. I am Young master of a big family, if you don’t think it’s enough, I can pay you more. You have to protect me. You can’t let them kill me.”

Another man in a black suit comforted him and said, "Sir, stay calm, I have dealt with this kind of thing many times, and please don't keep crying like a good-for-nothing young man. Although you are indeed a good-for-nothing young man, Speaking of this, I remembered a person who had the same name as me and a better family background than me, but he was not well-received by others."

"Woo, I don't want to die yet"

"Oh my God"

The man in the suit took out the small black pistol at his side, "Listen, man, I'm going to go outside to seek justice. You can just stay here like a kitten. Be good, kitty, and wait until I come back to carry you out." "

Then, he pushed open the door and walked out.

Seeing this, I believe everyone is still confused.

Who are you, where are you, what do you do, do you have a girlfriend?

Well, the last question can be ignored, but I want to tell you quietly that I am still a little boy who has never been in love.

You are too ugly and you have no money

No, no, no, I am a typical tall, rich and handsome man.

what you don't believe

Hey, the facts are right in front of you. It’s so obvious that you can’t see it.

It seems a bit off topic.

As you can see, I engage in a dangerous job. Yes, you guessed it right. I am a superhero who specializes in protecting people. I only receive some small rewards.

Speaking of which, I was once ranked as one of the 500 celebrities in the world, but I was kicked off the list by someone who was not very friendly.

Don't worry, I'm a big-hearted person and I won't do boring revenge routines.

So here comes the question, what is our new goal?

Well, this goal is very special, floating and ethereal.

In layman's terms, it means that there is no goal at the moment.

At the beginning, I protected the son of a super rich man, thinking I could make a lot of money, but I ended up being tricked by that person who was not very friendly. The consequences were too tragic and it is not appropriate to go into detail. To put it simply, darkness rarely defeats light. .

In a fit of anger, that super super rich man knocked me back to the working class.

Well, it's not that miserable.

In other words, a full-star security company with hundreds of people has lost a few stars and laid off a few people.

Why am I lying?

Just kidding, where did I lie? A company with hundreds of people laid off hundreds of people, and all ten stars fell away.

anyway.

Now I am still protecting a young master of a certain family.

This is the first big step for me to make a comeback

Ling Kong held a small pistol and stood alone to safeguard world peace. He picked up the pot lid in the hotel kitchen and protected his head while raising the gun and beating him randomly.

Five or six people on the opposite side fell down.

"Go to hell." Suddenly a man rushed out from the bunker, carrying a sharp long knife.

Ling Kong smiled slightly and pulled the trigger, "Well, it's a big deal if there's no bullets." He immediately threw away the pistol, lifted the pot lid, and "Oh no," the long knife scratched the metal surface of the pot lid.

"Captain America is in front carrying the shield, and there is Volleyball behind who is carrying the pot." Lingkong looked at the right moment, put his foot on the man's stomach, and then raised the lid of the pot high. There was a loud "ding" sound, and the lid of the pot hit the man's Tianling Lid. , the man suddenly became dizzy and fainted.

"Well, that's great. It seems like there's only one left." There was a strong man with extraordinary bearing in front of him.

Ling Kong threw the pot lid aside, took a few breaths, and said, "Hey, brother, look at your physique, you must have practiced martial arts."

The strong man didn't say anything, but approached him step by step with a serious look on his face.

"I have also practiced some. When I was a child, I often watched women's self-defense. To be honest, the effect is quite good." Lingkong said to himself without being embarrassed at all.

"Drink" The strong man raised his leg and kicked, directly attacking Ling Kong's face.

"Hey, don't hit someone in the face, don't you follow the rules?"

He dodged backwards and pulled out a spatula from behind, "Have you ever heard of a kitchen artifact? I just threw one away, and you still have time to pick it up."

The strong man got angry and said, "Just hit me. Why are you talking so much?"

"Hey, brother, don't disobey me. Talking is a way to relieve stress, and it can also distract the enemy." Ling Kong made a quick decision and shoveled down the pot, leaving a deep mark on the strong man's face. Red shovel mark, body leaning back.

"Look, once you reach the level like me, life will be so easy." Lingkong breathed a sigh of relief and carefully put the spatula into the strong man's hand, "I will entrust you with the kitchen artifact."

"Bang" a gunshot sounded behind him.

Ling Kong reacted quickly and quickly rolled to the side.

Unfortunately, the bullet still hit him in the abdomen.

"I've heard that the Wang family took advantage of it and hired a very powerful bodyguard. When I saw him today, he was indeed extraordinary."

Lingkong rarely closed his mouth, closed his eyes tightly, and curled up on the ground.

"What a pity, life is like this. If you don't pay attention for a moment, you will make a big mistake." The man in white shirt came to Lingkong, squatted down and said with a smile.

"You're right." Lingkong suddenly opened his eyes and punched the man in white shirt on the bridge of his nose. Then, while he was distracted, he snatched the gun from his hand and heard a "bang" gunshot. "Ketchup" splash.

"Ahem, it's a big loss this time."

Lingkong reluctantly stood up, covering his abdomen with one hand, tore his clothes, and simply bandaged the wound with a piece of cloth, "The risks of safeguarding justice are really unexpected.

He returned to the good-for-nothing young master's room step by step, "Cat, I'm here to pick you up. I've greeted everyone outside cordially. You can go out without worries."

The good-for-nothing young master pointed at Ling Kong's abdomen with a look of horror on his face.

"Oh, it's okay." Lingkong looked down and said, "I just put on too much ketchup." After saying that, he fainted and couldn't sleep.

"Didi, a qualified host has been detected. Name: Lingkong. The gender is being tested. It cannot be determined yet. He has been awarded the title: Gold Medal Bodyguard, Top Talker on Earth. Dingdong has been successfully bound. The gender of the test result is: male. It is being tested. "Transmitting"

There was a pitch black sky in front of him, and he muttered in his coma, "Haha, I prefer men. I like this interesting guy. His humor level is as good as mine."

Open your eyes again.

Hey, is that a blackboard?

I haven't been to school for almost n years.

Classification of monsters in the world of monsters written on the blackboard

Is it possible that a talkative person is considered a monster these days?

Lingkong slowly sat up and raised his hand to signal to the teacher, "Teacher, look at me, am I a monster?"