American natural disaster

If I had known that this young man couldn't even pull over, I would have peed on it and it was heaven.

After experiencing a terrible plane crash that scared me to the point of peeing, I didn’t even have to look for the toilet this time. I could only twist my torn pants on the roadside.

Fortunately, I had the foresight to defuse all the bombs, otherwise I would probably have to argue with God by now.

My super power should be called super useless. I can’t even transform into a pair of pants. I got 999 bad reviews.

I don't have a shop at the moment, where can I go to grab a pair of pants?

I wanted to curse, but the list of curse words was lost. I felt sad for a while, and the joy of life seemed to be half lost.

The young man was unlucky and died. Before he died, I genetically modified him, but I still couldn't save his life. The time was too short, and genetic modification is not that magical. It needs a gradual process. He couldn't survive it. Poor man. Boy, blame me, my super powers are too weak.

I found a fragment and dug a grave for him, which I was still able to do. I used a steel plate to fold a cross, and pressed his name on it with my fingers: Bell Leslie, both in Chinese and English.

In order to show my solemnity and respect, I also danced around his grave for a while. I didn’t know how to pray, so I just hummed and waved my way around. The conditions here are simple, so I had to do this. At least let him Coming to this world has a right ending.

Poor child, this debt must be recorded on the head of SHIELD. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have to go out. If I don't go out, I don't have to take a plane. If I don't take a plane, I won't find you. If I don't find you, you He won't be buried here

The crash was really painful. My level 5 genetically modified body is still numb in the lower half of my body.

Let me take a break and catch my breath.

If this happened, I would probably end up on the table with the military and the gangster, and I would have to change my image.

What will it look like instead?

There are too many choices and it can be confusing, so just feel free to do it and leave it to your brain to make up your mind, it is very assertive.

I really want a superman's body. Maybe I won't have to poop or pee in the future.

Where the hell is Clark working as a reporter?

After thinking about it for three hours, my pants were dry and I still couldn't remember it.

The sunshine didn't take away the smell of urine, it doesn't love me, forget it, big things matter, I am a person who does big things, don't worry about these details for now.

Was it flying this way just now? After a few somersaults, I can’t tell the direction. What time is the sun in the sky?

Damn it, I never learned how to tell directions.

Forget it, the plane's nose is facing this direction now, so just walk this way along the highway and ask questions when you see someone.

There is a piece of glass on the ground. I have to see what it looks like for me.

Evil God: Jacky Cheung should have background music here: The Knife Club Overture.

This is a great singer who has sung countless love songs in his life. He is the favorite of scumbags like me.

This luxury airplane doesn’t have a rearview mirror, which feels so tacky. I couldn’t find a mirror so I couldn’t take a closer look at the singer’s appearance. 999 bad reviews

I sang his famous song and sang a folk song for the party, but it didn’t sound really good.

But I have to give 100 points for this appearance. Jacky Cheung, who is forty years old, has the best appearance in his life. Tom Cruise is so weak.

The change in appearance and body shape is also a gradual process. It is estimated that it will take three days to complete. Maybe the voice has not improved yet, so try again after three days.

But will this infringe the rights of Hong Kong? I don’t know if there is a person like Jacky Cheung in Hong Kong. If there is, it will be great fun. Will he sue me for infringement of portrait rights?

But it doesn't matter. When he files a lawsuit, I will change to Andy Lau, who is also a charming little fairy.

Saw a wild dog, too small to ride, bad review.

My candy bag was lost when the plane exploded just now, which is not good. Now, start using your brain less, shut down all non-essential processes and threads, reduce power consumption to a minimum, and save yourself.

Eating raw dog meat is not a good idea, dogs are so cute.

How long is this road? The plain is endless, not even a single person can be seen.

So hungry and thirsty.

The dog ran so fast that he couldn't sense it.

There may be dogs ahead.

I have to find some food to satisfy my hunger. Level 5 is consumed too quickly. Come and see what a miserable world it is. People with super powers are hungry.

I just covet Clark's body. He can absorb the sun without eating.

Can still fly.

I don't know if my henchmen can find him.

My research is in the right direction. The losers this time have very strong subjective initiative, much stronger than before. The key is that I don’t have to worry about it. Everything I tell them can be done properly. As long as I give them appropriate treatment. They have little benefit.

You have to throw in some meat when feeding a dog, but the essence is still the same.

There are some weeds on the roadside. I wonder if they taste good.

Forget it, I'm not that hungry yet, so I can bear with it any longer.

I feel like I walk like a zombie now. Does Jacky Cheung usually walk like this?

It pretends not to be human at all. Why not choose a star to look like an ordinary person? It is easy for people to see. Those crazy fans can even distinguish 10086 types of idol farts.

I hope there are no evil gods in this world.

Are there any plants around here that secrete hallucinogenic toxins? The weeds on the roadside seem a bit enchanting to me.

Try it, maybe you can eat it.

No, this is not a question of whether it can be eaten, but whether it tastes good or not. The power of lv5 is not limited to that. As long as it is high-energy food, it can be delicious. Look at those big muscle tyrants in the town, eating that compressed food. The biscuits are called that fragrant. I have tampered with them. The actual texture of the compressed biscuits is really not good.

I haven't touched mine, so it's still in its original flavor.

I pulled one, holy shit, it still has thorns. There are no large herbivores in this desert. Why do you have thorns? How can I say this?

Give it a try.

lv5 may be able to handle it.

Am I a cow? It can actually bite me. The thorns can't pierce me.

It just tastes so bad, bad reviews, no wonder no one cares about you growing up here.

"buzzing"

Where did the wild bee come from?

wild bee

Dear little bee, where is your home?

The three-dimensional structure and the path of smell landmark positioning make me ashamed, so advanced

I don't know how to do what you do

Take me there quickly

You fly slower, even if you have six legs, you also have wings, how can I keep up with you?

After finally arriving at the destination, I discovered that it was just a small thumb-sized nest. This was a wild bee that did not live in groups. It didn’t have much leftover food. Poor little guy, forget it, I won’t rob you. , take me back to where I was just now.

What, where did you meet me just now?

What don't you know? Do you want to be a bandit and trick me into coming here to ask for ransom? Or do you want to break up the vote? I'm not easy to mess with.

What may be this direction? You have to know. If you are wrong, I will run to the other side of the earth. Are you sure? I can only believe you now. I will give you a piece of advice. There is strength in numbers, bees. Same thing, goodbye you little liar.