American natural disaster

At the airport, the car stopped and I watched the old man get out of the car. I felt an indescribable reluctance in my heart, as if a relative was about to leave.

"Bruce, thank you. You are a kind young man. You should get a reward. Just wait a moment and I will ask my people to give you the reward."

The old man raised his eyes and saw a supercar parked next to him. A young and handsome man stepped out of the car, with flying hair but dark circles under his eyes. At first glance, he looked like an inhumane guy.

"Michael, give me the money."

"Okay, check or cash"

"cash."

The gleaming rich man ran back to his car without saying a word. When he came back, he had a bundle of green banknotes in his hands, "Here, there's only so much left in the car. I lost all of it last night."

"Abu, I wish you a safe journey back home. Goodbye."

Bruce watched stupidly the whole time, until the two of them walked away and the wealthy man's car disappeared, and then he stared blankly at the pile of hundred-dollar bills in his arms.

"chirp chirp"

A burst of light smoke rolled up from the tires as they scanned the ground. The second-hand pickup truck rushed out. Although there were not many people in the small airport, the green light was unstoppable. If he wanted to live, he had to leave here quickly.

"Really, I am willing to give it to you. Why do you give me so much money if you don't want money?"

On the way home, he finally stopped when he saw no one behind him.

He picked up the stacks of banknotes that had just fallen on the floor of the car. This pile of green stuff was really eye-catching. He quickly pulled out the debris from the glove box of the car, stuffed the money inside and closed it.

Hundreds of thousands

Hundreds of thousands

"Fuck"

The money was enough for him to move, but between moving and enduring it to make the three little guys live a better life, he finally chose the latter.

"A few hundred yuan of soundproofing foam can solve my problem. Thank you, Dad."

The car restarted, and the monotonous scenery along the way seemed to become vivid.

When he returned to town, the first thing he did was to buy a cross and hang it on his body.

Dog Marvel, are there so few planes flying to Washington?

If I didn't want to attract attention, believe it or not, I would have chartered the plane.

Don't even show consideration for me, an old man who has been buried once.

Have to wait three hours

Damn it, I should have stayed there for a few more hours before coming out.

Then who

Then who

"Shush"

That flight attendant is so beautiful and has a beautiful face. Do you want me to follow you wherever you are flying?

Roll my eyes, hey~~

Come on, give dad a brighter smile

Damn, a mouth full of dentures.

"Young man, these glasses of yours are really cool. Where did you buy them?"

"Don't pretend to be cool and don't answer me. I have a candy here to exchange for your glasses. It's delicious. Do you want it?"

"it is good."

"Eat it and see if it's sweet or not. Don't say I lied to you."

"Well, it's delicious. I like it very much. You didn't lie to me."

"Believe me, just by looking at the hair on the top of your head, I know that you are a person who is good at thinking. Eating more sugar will have a great effect on your hair. I also think a lot, which consumes a lot of mental energy, so I must carry it with me. Lots of candy. Don’t look at my head, I don’t have hair because I don’t want to wash it.”

"it is good."

"Do you know how to get to Washington faster?"

"I have no choice but to take a plane."

"But it takes a long time for this plane to fly."

"If you have money, charter a flight. It's faster."

"No money."

"There are military planes at this airport, so maybe you can get a ride or something, but it doesn't matter, it's very difficult."

"Wow, young man, there's no reason why your brain is so bright. It's really not a fault. It's a disaster."

"hey-hey."

“Where can I find such a relationship and where can I enter it?”

"For example, if you are a senior figure or relative in the military, you can go to the military entrance next door to find connections and take the plane."

"Thank you very much. I have something urgent to go to WDC. I'll leave first. Thank you, young man. I'll give you another candy."

You see, I can get the news I want without modifying other people's minds. I just need to improve the friendliness a little bit.

"Stay in the military area, no entry allowed"

Two soldiers stopped me, so unfriendly

"Sorry, I can't leave here."

They actually pulled their guns

shit

hurry up

"Hello, sir"

Dog Manwei, just taking a chance, will force me to use more tricks.

Now that the ultimate move has been released, we have to design everything more rationally.

After browsing through their minds, I found that the name of the gang organization SHIELD is actually very useful.

The evil black forces have infiltrated the military. Is this country M a gangster country?

Maybe the Hydra people are not bad, really, but their ideals were distorted by the Allies, and later they joined the careerists, causing everyone to cry out.

Well, this is a top-secret flight of SHIELD. I, an important person codenamed Dad, am going to WDC by plane. If you don’t understand, don’t ask. If you don’t understand, don’t think about it. Just delete all the videos.

This process was really boring, and it was not as fun as when I came from Laowang Town just now.

These soldiers are not cute at all. I really want you to run around.

Statue of Liberty.

Ok

Why do I naturally think of the Statue of Liberty when I think of Benben?

There must have been something interesting that happened that I forgot about.

The plane is refueled and ready to go.

I still have my hangtag, well, I am from Taoyuan Town, I still know this very well.

I really don’t want to use this brand, it makes me look like an old retarded person.

Hey, there are actually many missiles on this plane. Why are they used?

Damn it, the plane I took was carrying missiles, so unsafe

Call someone to come and let me take it all off

Is it so difficult to defuse a bomb?

I have been busy for more than half an hour. I was about to take a civil flight. Has it already taken off?

But finally they were all dismantled. The farther away the firecrackers were, the better. I don’t understand what’s going on with human beings. They like to sit on top of the firecrackers. If they blow up, they’ll be shattered and no piece of them will be intact. , the anus tightens just thinking about it.

Let's take off, I'm in a hurry.

This plane is really good for two people, with a spacious and clear view. No wonder rich people like to buy seats with fewer seats. This plane must be a seat reserved for rich people. It’s just a bit uncomfortable to wear a helmet and a mask, so bad review.

This pilot guy is quite good. He knows that I am an old man and the takeoff was very smooth. I am very satisfied with it. I have 666 positive reviews.

The white clouds are just outside the glass, and the water stains fly backwards against the glass, drawing out thin lines, which looks very poetic.

I wanted to recite a poem, but after more than ten minutes, the plane entered the stratosphere and I still couldn't get out.

On the contrary, I have a little desire to urinate. People always pee a lot, ugh.

That’s all, the article is written by nature, and you can’t catch it with your hands. I’ll recite it when I get back and solve the problem first.

"Young man, could you please pull over for a moment so I can use the toilet?"