Dragon Ball: I Am Saitama

"What, the ogre is here?"

The patrolman looked at the young man as if he was seeing a ghost, and looked like he was about to pee with fear, and shouted: "Oh my god, the ogre is here, everyone run away."

The people around him were stunned at first to see that the ogre was actually here. After regaining their senses, they all started crying and running away. The entire street of Nuoda suddenly became deserted, with only wolves left. Registered garbage.

Only the little Loli mother and daughter stayed there stupidly. It wasn't that they didn't want to escape, but they were so frightened that their feet became weak and they couldn't escape even if they wanted to.

The young man was none other than Saitama. Saitama was also stunned for a moment. Damn it, this is such a big fuss.

A few years ago, Saitama inexplicably encountered a group of monsters called the Ancient Immortal Realm. Then they started a war over disagreements. As powerful as Saitama, he killed monsters one after another, but still fell into a bitter battle. In the end, Saitama He temporarily defeated the monsters in the Ancient Immortal Realm, but he had to retreat because of the long battle and excessive consumption.

After Saitama retreated, he found himself in the desert. When he was finally starving, a couple appeared in the desert looking for a son. They thought he was their son and took out a photo. Saitama was stunned when he saw it. , that was exactly like myself with long hair, and then Saitama was dragged away.

In this way, Saitama became someone else's son. This kind of life made Saitama slowly change. In a few years, Saitama completely regarded the couple as relatives. He experienced the joy of life, and the power of those monsters. Being powerful also kept Saitama very busy. He broke into the base camp of those monsters alone again and again, which was a different world space. He fought in and out. It took him several years to finally defeat the monster army, forcing him to The monsters had to make an oath.

But because those monster kings all came as clones and could not be killed at all, Saitama finally had to make an agreement with them that they were not allowed to set foot in the human world, while Saitama grabbed a clone of the monster king. Returned to the human world and started a new life.

Several years of wars have made Saitama fall in love with a new life. He is still invincible and still longs for an opponent. But in the past few years of wars, he has become more and more aware of his invincibility. He really wants to live a different life. He knew that the world would not be peaceful and that a peaceful life would not last long. He was even thinking, did the world become like this because of his appearance?

Slowly, Saitama integrated into the lives of ordinary people and gained the perception of an ordinary person.

The beauty behind Saitama looks like you are the reincarnation of an idiot, how dare you make such a joke.

Saitama felt very innocent in her heart. Damn it, when did the ogres become so scary?

"Little..." Saitama was interrupted before his sister could say another word.

"Brother Ogre, I don't taste good. Can you stop eating me? People say that children's meat is not good to eat at all."

The little loli actually said with a serious face that she didn't taste good, which simply left Saitama speechless.

"Master Ogre, please don't eat my daughter. She is so big that she is not big enough for you to fit between your teeth. If you want to eat her, then eat me."

The beautiful woman stood in front of the little Loli and protected her very much.

"As expected, they are biological children. Well, seeing that you mother and daughter are so affectionate and righteous, I will let you go. Go away."

Saitama looked very impatient and waved his hand towards the loli mother and daughter.

"What, let us go?"

The beautiful woman looked at Saitama with a look of disbelief. When did the ogre have the heart of a Bodhisattva? Sure enough, he let go of the food in his mouth.

"Hmph, he's not an ogre, he's just a young man who doesn't know what he means. You two should leave quickly."

Lin Xueyin, the beauty behind Qiyu, explained it with disgust.

"Hey, hey, I'm your boss anyway, can you give me some face, beauty?"

Saitama glanced at his beautiful personal bodyguard angrily.

"Am I wrong? Are you not a nouveau riche?"

Lin Xueyi didn't give him any face. She really despised Qiyu, a worm who only wanted to spend the family's money.

Seeing the two of them stumbling over each other, the beautiful woman and the little loli finally believed that Saitama was not an ogre.

"I..." Saitama was a little speechless. It seemed, it seemed, was it really like that? Because he was always missing, strange parents spent a lot of money to help him find him. He recruited a group of expert bodyguards, and finally Qiyu chose Lin Xuexin as his personal bodyguard.

"What are you doing? Do you know how to be polite? Why don't you just apologize to my little sister?"

Lin Xue suspected that she was even more disrespectful, and felt even more disgusted with Xu Jianren in her heart, who was ignorant and unskilled.

idiot.

Saitama apologized without saying a word: "I'm sorry, little sister, I've been in the mountains for too long, and I didn't know that ogres have become so scary."

"You're lying to me. You're still in the mountains for too long. You think you're the Tenth Emperor."

Lin Xueyin didn't believe Xu Jianren's rhetoric at all, because even a heaven-level expert did not dare to stay in the mountains for a long time, because since the world changed, the mountains and forests have become the territory of monsters, and there are countless terrifying monsters in them. beast.

The ogres are a newly formed species, which are very different from the ordinary ogres in the past. The ogres in the past were generally yellow-level and could not cause much disaster, but the ogres now are extremely terrifying. Now, in the four realms of Huangxuan, Earth and Heaven, the weakest ogres now have Xuan-level cultivation, and the strongest ones reach Earth-level. Once they appear, it will be a disaster, and ordinary people are as fragile as paper.

The most terrifying thing about the ogre is not his cultivation, but that once he doesn't have an attack, he is completely no different from ordinary people. Except for cultivators, ordinary people can't see anything abnormal at all. But if he gets an attack, he will kill everyone and leave no one alive. .

At this time, on the deserted street, a handsome man appeared strangely in the sight of several people. His eyes shone with a strange light, and his eyes gave people a chilling feeling.

At this moment, Lin Xueyin flew up and stood in front of the beautiful lolita woman and her daughter. He cursed nervously: "Damn nouveau riche, why don't you die? Why are you pretending to be bad? You're just pretending to be a foodie." Human demon, now they are coming to your door and want to kill you."

Little Loli's mother was almost scared out of her wits. The real ogre actually came. Is this really God's intention to kill her mother and daughter? Just now she thought she had escaped, but all of a sudden, she fell from heaven back to hell.

"Wow, mom, look, that big brother's tongue is so long."

The little Loli looked at the ogre slowly walking towards them and was very surprised.

The ogre glanced at the little Loli with a strange look, and licked his lips with his extremely long tongue: "Such young food must be very delicious, plus this beautiful cultivator, and the gorgeous young woman, this time I You will definitely have a delicious meal.”

"Hey, hey, that's an ogre, right? Did you forget something?"

Saitama pointed at himself, "I am a big shot, so ignoring me like this is a bad habit."

"You idiot, nouveau riche, hurry up and run away with their mother and daughter. If you want to die, don't drag me down." Lin Xue was so angry that she was not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of bosses like pigs.

"Hey, I'm your boss. It's not good for you to scold me like this."

Saitama started to argue. As a bodyguard, how could you scold your boss like this? Although you are a beautiful woman, you are even more beautiful when you scold others. The scolding made us feel a little excited, but we are a boss with principles. How could we? He doesn't have the majesty of a boss.

"Good Mud Girl, you idiot, you really want to be killed by the ogre, then I will help you."

Lin Xueyin really wanted to kill Qiyu with one knife at this time. Ni Mei, how long has it been since then to still have such leisurely time? Is it a pig?

"Hey, hey, let's be reasonable, okay? How can you scold a girl? This is wrong and needs to be changed. Also, where is your moral integrity? As a bodyguard, how can you abandon your boss and run away? "

Qiyu looked at Lin Xueyin with an expression like "How could you do this? Although we are invincible, as our bodyguard, how can you think of abandoning the boss and ignoring him?"

"Speaking of Nimei's truth, why don't you die, you idiot." Lin Xueyi felt that she was going crazy and wanted to slap this ignorant pig to death.

The beautiful woman was stunned. Hey, you two are quarreling in front of the ogre. Isn't that too much? You don't take the ogre seriously at all. Is this appropriate?

The little Loli was so frightened by the ogre's scary eyes that she threw herself into the beautiful woman's arms.

The ogre was also drunk. He had seen too many people who were so scared that they were scared to death in front of him. The fight was coming, which was completely ignoring his existence.

"Ah, shut up."

The ogre shouted angrily, the terrifying aura on his body suddenly dispersed, and he destroyed a building with an extremely angry punch.

Seeing this terrifying blow, Lin Xue couldn't help but tremble in his heart, and a terrifying thought arose: "Such a terrifying power, an earth-level ogre."

"It's over. I'm dead. I met an earth-level ogre."

Lin Xueying looked ashen and despaired in her heart. The earth-level terror was beyond her ability to withstand, and it was even impossible for her to escape.

The beautiful woman was so frightened that she sat on the ground. When had she ever seen such a terrifying strong man? That huge tall building was destroyed by the ogre in an instant. How terrifying it was.