Dragon Ball: I Am Saitama

At this time, Bobo finally arrived, and brought God Karin with him. After repeated explanations, Bobo left with Piccolo Egg. In less than half a day, Saitama traveled all over the world to find all the Dragon Balls. , turning Genos back into a human.

Then the whole world underwent earth-shaking changes. Within a month, monsters appeared more than ten times, causing many disasters. The king stepped forward and established the Heroes Association. Within half a year, heroes sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

Wukong, Krillin, Leping, Wu Tian, ​​Tianjin Fan, Dumpling, Genos and others became the first batch of heaven-level heroes of the Hero Association and became famous all over the world.

Saitama has been missing for half a year, and no one knows where he went.

A few years later, the Heroes Association became the protective umbrella of the world. Powerful heroes rose up one after another. The top ten heaven-level heroes became existences like Optimus Prime, and each one was invincible.

"Mom, mom, that bald brother is so cruel. He is actually riding on such a cute kitten."

A little girl over nine years old, with a cute look, pointed at a young man riding, no, standing on an adult cat.

"Hey little sister, don't accuse me unfairly. This is not a cat, but a dog."

The young man corrected the little Loli seriously, looking very serious.

Behind this young man was a beautiful, sexy woman with a hot figure. What stopped was that her face was covered with frost, and only the words "Keep away from strangers" were written on her face.

Little Loli's mother just wanted to stop her daughter, but Little Loli already spoke again: "Brother, don't bully others because they don't have enough education. Just lie to them. This is obviously a cute kitten."

The young man was stunned by the little lolita's appearance. Damn it, what kind of look are you looking at? Are you looking down on me?

"Hey little sister, you don't believe this is a dog. Well, big brother, I will prove to you that this is a dog."

The young man said it more seriously. Seeing that he was not angry, the little Loli's mother was relieved and became curious. This was obviously a cat, how could it be proven that it was a dog? .

The pedestrians on the side stopped naturally when they saw such an interesting thing. They looked at the excitement and did not forget to whisper, this is obviously a cat, how could it be a dog.

Of course, some passers-by deliberately joked: "We are only allowed to have tigers in pig skins, but not dogs in cat skins."

Many passers-by were stunned. There are pigs and tigers in the world, but it doesn't seem impossible to be cats and dogs.

When the little Lolita heard what passers-by said about wearing pigs and tigers, she felt a little unconfident. She was really not sure whether there were cats or dogs in the world.

However, the little Loli was still very persistent, and she spoke again: "Brother, you can lie to others because they are young. There are pigs and tigers in the world, but I have never heard of people wearing cats and dogs. "

Passers-by nodded, and someone joked: "Brother, I'm optimistic about you. If it's true, then there will be a new species in the world - cats and dogs. First there were pigs and tigers, and then there were cats. Dog, this is another great wonder in the world."

But what more people are joking about is how to prove that it is a cat-covered dog. In short, passers-by are almost like little loli and do not believe that there are cats-covered dogs in the world.

The beautiful woman behind the young man looked at the young man with disdain. It was really embarrassing to be slapped in the face by a little lolita in public.

The young man didn't care about other people's opinions and said seriously: "It's very simple. I want to prove whether this is a cat or a dog, just like a pig or a tiger. A pig that roars like a tiger is a tiger. , so a cat that can bark is a cat-like dog.”

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bsp;Passers-by were a little shaken when they saw what he said so conclusively. Could it be that there really are dogs and cats in the world? It is true as he said. As we all know, a tiger dressed in pigs can roar, and it is as powerful as a pig. Monster.

The little Lolita was even more shaken. Is it true that besides pigs and tigers, there are cats and dogs? After all, at this point, the young man can still say it with certainty, which shows that he has confidence.

"Brother, can this little kitten of yours really bark like a dog?"

The little Loli squatted down and looked at the kitten with a person standing on it, already looking a little convinced.

The young man laughed confidently and looked at the little Lolita and everyone else: "Of course."

"Wangcai, why don't you give me a bark and prove your identity as a great cat-and-dog?"

"Prosperity?"

All the passers-by were surprised, this name... is really excellent.

The kitten, which was hunched over the young man, raised its head reluctantly and howled.

Everyone was stunned immediately. Mu Mei, this feeling is really not that of a cat.

However, after a moment, everyone reacted again, Damn, this is wrong, that was not a dog barking just now, but a wolf howling. Could it be that it was a wolf wearing a cat's coat?

The young man also reacted at this time and said first: "This cat-covered dog is probably a little bit atavistic, so that's why it roared."

Everyone acted like I'm not an idiot, looking at him as if they were saying, I believe you are the only one who has a ghost.

The young man smiled awkwardly, and then said to the kitten at his feet in a threatening tone: "Wangcai, do you want to be the base of my hot pot soup? Why don't you give me a dog bark to prove your identity as a great cat-clad dog? "

The passers-by were a little stunned. Was the threat effective? He was obviously a wolf wearing a cat, so how could he bark like a dog? The wolf was so proud that he would rather die than bark at a single dog.

"Woof woof!!!!!!"

Two dog barks stunned passers-by once again. Damn it, this world is so scary. Dogs are also wolves, wolves are also dogs, and dogs are also cats.

Although everyone can hear it, this cat is barking very reluctantly, and everyone is complaining. The world has really changed, even wolves are barking, and passers-by seriously doubt that this is a cat with a coat. Cat wolf.

"Little sister, you have nothing to say this time. This is a cat and dog."

The young man didn't look like an adult at all, but acted seriously. The beautiful woman behind him glanced at him sideways: "Childish."

The little Loli also became more serious and said unwillingly: "But big brother, you are still very cruel when you ride it like this."

The young man was stunned for a moment, looking at the little Loli speechlessly, and then suddenly smiled evilly: "Hahaha, I was originally a very ferocious ogre, riding on a kitten, no, it was What’s the point of standing on a cat?”

"Little sister, you must be very delicious with such tender skin and tender flesh."

The style of the painting changed, and the ferocious big brother next door turned into a terrifying ogre. The little Loli was immediately startled, and then she shouted in horror: "Mom, this big brother wants to eat me, he It’s a terrible ogre.”

"An ogre has sneaked in. The whole city is on alert."

In the distance, a patrol policeman shouted. Little Loli's mother was stunned for a moment, subconsciously hugged her little girl tightly, and looked at the young man who claimed to be an ogre with some horror.

All the passers-by also showed fear and retreated unconsciously. An unspoken fear spread instantly, he - the ogre.