Single dogs start with the protection of elves
Chapter 018: Do you have medical insurance?
Huang Yunshu's hands are white and tender, and feel very comfortable to the touch.
"Ding, warning, if you encounter a beautiful woman in close contact, please be prepared to defend yourself to avoid harassment and violation."
"Ding, men should learn to protect themselves when they go out. Never look at their chests to avoid dizziness and nosebleeds; never look at their waists to avoid hormonal impulses; and never look at their legs."
Hear the continuous prompts,
Tang Haoran is simply beyond love
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 188 crazy points from yourself."
Your sister, you bastard elf
I don’t want to remain a virgin, I want to go out and have sex. You want me to be alone all my life. I am incompatible with you. I want to report it. I want to return the goods.
Tang Haoran looked hopeless, which made Huang Yunshu even more angry. What is your attitude? Am I that scary?
Huang Yunshu: "I don't care, you must compensate me."
Tang Haoran: "What are you going to do? I'm a serious man."
Huang Yunshu: "Bah, you think so. I'm in a bad mood. You have to eat with me."
Tang Haoran: "It's okay to eat, it's okay."
Tang Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, but Huang Yunshu was so angry that he gritted his teeth. This man really deserves a beating.
Having just gained nearly 300 crazy points, Tang Haoran was not stingy. He found a good food stall and ordered a large table of delicious food.
Seeing how generous he was, Huang Yunshu felt better.
Huang Yunshu: "Are you drinking?"
Tang Haoran: "You don't want to get me drunk, do you?"
Huang Yunshu: ""
"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 96 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."
I can't stand it, I really want to beat him to death
I have plans for you. Do you think you are Lu Han, Kris Wu or Yang Yang?
This shameless guy is simply poisonous
Huang Yun couldn't help but ordered a box of beer.
The two chatted while drinking, and Huang Yunshu broke up. Naturally, she talked the most.
The general idea is that a boy has been chasing her for several years. After she was moved by his sincerity, she found that he was lazy, arrogant, unprogressive, and had no ideals at all. In the end, they broke up.
There are actually many such people,
They are all rich second generations with little assets.
There are all kinds of tricks to pursue girls, and they are extremely romantic. Many good girls cannot withstand their money and romance.
"What about you, do you have any ideals?" It seemed like he didn't drink often. After drinking three glasses of beer, Huang Yunshu had already fainted.
"I have an ideal." Tang Haoran took a sip and thought for a long time: "I have always wanted to be a scumbag."
"puff"
Huang Yunshu sprayed all over him.
This answer is so abominable
Do you think you are a good person?
Do you think this is worthy of your conscience?
"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."
"You are a scumbag to begin with"
Huang Yunshu wanted to grind his teeth again.
Tang Haoran wiped his clothes with disgust on his face.
"A slut and a scumbag are a perfect match."
A strange voice came from the side, and a young man walked over, "Huang Yunshu, we have been in love for a year, and you won't even let me kiss you. I thought you were so holy. I didn't expect that you just broke up, and you are fooling around with a wild man. Bah." , bitch”
"Su Wei"
Huang Yunshu looked extremely ugly.
The visitor was none other than Su Wei, her ex-boyfriend who had just broken up.
"Boy, you are awesome"
Su Wei ignored her and walked towards Tang Haoran: "I chased him for two years before I caught him. You should come here quickly and have a drink."
"Oh"
Tang Haoran was absent-minded and wondering.
What this person said makes sense. There can only be two types of people who go out to drink with a woman who has just broken up with her: one is the humble spare tire, and the other is the unruly scumbag. The spare tire is definitely not his own. Could it be that if he is not careful, his ideal will be destroyed? Achieved
"What does it mean to take a sip?"
Seeing that Tang Haoran was distracted, Su Wei felt even more unhappy: "If you don't fucking kill me, you are looking down on me."
"Then you should have said it earlier"
Tang Haoran raised his head, stared at him and said, "You told me earlier, I won't even take a sip."
"My Grass"
Su Wei felt like he had something stuck in his throat and almost went crazy.
This bastard speaks so loudly that he doesn't even sip his lips. What the hell, he doesn't look down on me at all.
Two or four young men at the next table stood up, carrying tables, chairs and benches, blocking Tang Haoran in the middle.
Huang Yunshu was shocked: "Su Wei, what are you doing?"
Su Wei: "Get away, or I'll beat you too."
Huang Yunshu refused: "How dare you"
Tang Haoran couldn't stand it anymore, so he took a step forward and protected Huang Yunshu behind him.
The young men suddenly looked ferocious, their eyes were cruel, and they were eager to try.
"Have you purchased medical insurance?"
Tang Haoran looked at the person closest to him.
"Buy your sister"
The man swung a beer bottle and smashed it with Li Xiao
But Tang Haoran's mental power of 4.3 allowed him to react extremely quickly, and his body quickly avoided it. Taking advantage of his instability, he raised his leg and kicked him sideways, sending him flying two or three meters away.
“You don’t even have to buy medical insurance, yet you still dare to join the underworld.”
Tang Haoran clapped his hands, his face full of ridicule.
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 50 crazy points from the mixed armor."
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 47 crazy points from the mixed armor."
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 62 crazy points from the mixed armor."
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 38 crazy points from the mixed armor."
I'm going to go, gangsters need to buy medical insurance
What kind of bullshit logic is this? I have money to buy medical insurance, but I am still a gangster.
Could it be that I was hacked and I went to the medical insurance to reimburse my medical expenses? It seems that I can really be reimbursed.
"beat him"
Su Wei shouted, and the three of them took action domineeringly.
They are all gangsters on the road. They are unambiguous in their actions and focus on the head.
"huhuhuhu"
Tang Haoran was fighting for the first time. He had no strength and could not exert any effect. He was embarrassed to avoid it, dodging left and right, and was surrounded by dangers.
But even though he was embarrassed, he didn't take even a step back.
Ten seconds later, he seized the opportunity and knocked down one of them with one punch. It took another thirty seconds to knock the other two out.
"No way"
Su Wei looked blankly at the four people on the ground and didn't react for a long time.
This pretty boy who looks so gentle is actually so fierce
Huang Yunshu's breathing was rapid, and his heart was in turmoil. He was shocked by this scene.
"interesting"
There was another person at the table next to him, and he slowly stood up.
This person is only ten years old and looks like a high school student, but his eyes are sharp and arrogant.
"Master Chuan, help me"
Seeing the visitor getting up, Su Wei felt like he had found a savior.
This person's name is Ying Shichuan. Although he is young, he has a strong background. He comes from the Ying family in the provincial capital, which is one of the largest families in the province.
Su Wei's father asked him to make friends with this person, but he warned him many times that he must not provoke him.
Because they can't afford to offend
Ying Shichuan didn't look at Su Wei, but just stared at Tang Haoran: "You can still hang out with me, I guarantee you a bright future."
Tang Haoran was speechless: "I have no intention of being a dog."
Ying Shichuan narrowed his eyes: "You are quite stubborn. I will let you know that there are people outside the world, and there are mountains outside the mountains."
Next second
Ying Shichuan took action boldly, his body shot forward quickly, spanning four to five meters, his fists were filled with strong wind, and he struck through the air to kill.
Tang Haoran raised his hand and punched wildly with his fist
"boom"
"Click"
Ying Shichuan's face was calm and motionless.
Tang Haoran took three steps back. His right arm was shaking, his wrist bone was broken, and he was weak and drooping.
The Awakened One This person is actually the Awakened One
No wonder you speak so arrogantly
"Kneel down now, it's not too late"
Ying Shichuan's face was indifferent, his eyes were extremely arrogant: "My identity is beyond your imagination. Ten ordinary people like you are by no means my opponents. It is your lifelong honor to follow me. I can lead you into another world. Master unimaginable power."
"You probably don't have medical insurance either."
Tang Haoran ignored his words and picked up a red brick with his left hand: "You really shouldn't provoke me."
"You want to hit me with a brick"
Ying Shichuan suddenly laughed, his eyes full of sarcasm: "Hahaha"
Tang Haoran didn't care and strode towards him
Ying Shichuan laughed wantonly and wildly as if he had seen a big joke. When Tang Haoran came closer, his face suddenly turned cold.
A breath surged, belonging to the awakened person of the bloodline system, suddenly erupted, crushing Tang Haoran with force
Tang Haoran did not dodge or evade,
A blowing kiss from the air
"Um"
Ying Shichuan's body trembled, his face full of shock
As if being hit on an acupuncture point, his body froze in place, and Tang Haoran's brick hit his head.
"bang"
The brick broke into two pieces
With his head broken and bleeding, Ying Shichuan's eyes turned white and he fell straight down.
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you have obtained 365 crazy points from Yingshichuan."
Paralyzed, dizzy, what kind of trick is this?
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