Single dogs start with the protection of elves

"Why meet me"

Tang Haoran felt strange. He and Teacher Tang had nothing to do with each other, not counting the day at the hospital.

"What you said that day made him feel very stressed, so he went to the doctor for a full-body examination, and the result was brain cancer."

Tong Haiyang said slightly speechlessly.

"brain cancer"

Tang Haoran was speechless for a moment

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 98 crazy points from yourself."

Have I opened my mouth?

It's just irritating, but it actually came true

It seems that you can't curse people in the future, as it can easily kill people.

"If you are free, go see him tomorrow."

Tong Haiyang warned him.

"it is good."

It was finally related to him, and Tang Haoran didn't refuse.

Then he started to worry again. Teacher Tang's madness rate had reached 60. Will he get upset and beat himself up like crazy?

It shouldn't be that fierce, right?

During dinner, the brother and sister talked.

Tang Haoran gave Tang Yuxin one thousand yuan and asked her to take the awakening potential test and strive to join the Academy of Awakeners.

I'm a cheater, I can't show off, but my sister can. I cheated and turned my sister into a genius. Let's see what you do with me.

Tang Yuxin had no objection. She was also very curious about the awakened ones and wanted to see what the so-called Jianghu and the so-called martial arts were like.

After eating, Tang Haoran practiced gymnastics as a habit. Although it will not increase attributes, it can develop exercise habits.

Wait until something happens

"Host: Tang Haoran"

"Level: Ordinary"

"Physique: 2.0"

"Strength: 2.1"

"Spirit: 4.0"

"Crazy points: 15425 points"

"Extraordinary skills: rejuvenation with a wonderful hand and a passionate kiss"

"Exercise Technique: The Eighth Set of Exercises"

Surprisingly, after practicing one time, my strength actually increased by 0.1.

Could it be that the eighth set of training gymnastics is still effective, but the effect is not as obvious as before? Or is it that my strength has not reached its limit and can continue to improve?

He already knew from Wu Yuxuan that when the three values ​​reached about 2.0, even if he reached his physical limit, he could only continue to improve by awakening.

The so-called awakening potential means that one of the three values ​​​​can reach more than 1.5 when reaching adulthood. Such people can use the awakening pill to awaken after reaching the limit through practice.

"It's a pity that there is no awakening pill"

If there was an awakening pill, he could try it to see if he could awaken.

Seeing that the crazy value was still 15,000, Tang Haoran wanted to draw a lottery again, but he accidentally scanned the novice mall and found a new product.

Novice mall actually sells apples

Look past:

"Awakening Fruit" is a first-class spiritual object that can improve various attributes, strengthen and transform the body, stimulate genetic potential, fully awaken superpowers, and greatly eliminate hidden dangers of awakening.

Price: 10000 points of madness.

"Mom, did I read that right?"

Tang Haoran's eyes instantly straightened.

Full awakening of superpowers

After consulting Wu Yuxuan, he learned that 99% of awakened people only have one superpower, because an awakening pill can usually only awaken one superpower.

Successful awakening will cause genetic mutation. If you take other types of awakening pills, the chance of awakening will be close to zero, and there is a high possibility of suffering backlash.

Even if they barely awaken for the second time, the new superpowers will be greatly weakened. Therefore, except for those who naturally awaken, very few people have more than two superpowers.

Fully awakening superpowers,

Just for that,

The value of the awakening fruit is unimaginable

but,

The more perverted you are, the more you like it

Tang Haoran laughed like a pig,

Shopping Deals

"Ding, the purchase of Awakening Fruit was successful, 10000 points of madness were consumed."

A fruit that was half green and half red fell into Tang Haoran's hand out of thin air. The shape is dark red, very much like a red apple, and there is even a bug eye on it.

Very fresh

Tang Haoran takes a big mouthful to eat

Crunchy, sour and sweet, still like an apple

Isn't it just an apple?

With the Hat Elf’s deceptive nature, it’s really possible

A sweetness flows in the body, and soon turns into a warm current, blending into the limbs and bones, nourishing all parts of the body, reaching deep into the cells and at the level of genetic structure.

“What would it be like to wake up?”

After Tang Haoran finished eating, he began to dream in his heart, "It's so radiant, dazzling, and powerful as the wind, sweeping all directions."

unfortunately,

No reaction at all

Neither shine nor show power

As calm as eating an apple

"Boring"

Tang Haoran was so disappointed and was about to say a few words when he suddenly felt dizzy, abdominal distension and cramping.

"Damn, what's going on?"

He rushed into the bathroom, but it was too late, but he felt dizzy, his head was in a huge shock, and with a "pop", he fell down in the bathroom.

I don’t know how long it took before Tang Haoran woke up in a daze.

My head is no longer dizzy and my stomachache is gone. Apart from being sweating profusely and smelling terrible, what just happened was like a dream.

You will faint to death when you wake up

"Something's wrong, I'm not awake"

Once tested, Tang Haoran finally realized that there was something wrong with the awakening effect, and he had not awakened at all.

He yelled: "Elf, what kind of shoddy products are you selling?"

Hat Elf: "Ding, please don't slander this Elf. The awakening fruit is absolutely true. It's the owner's poor qualifications that caused the awakening to fail."

Tang Haoran didn't believe it: "Fart, if it was genuine, how could I have cramps in my abdomen and faint in the toilet?"

Hat Elf: "It's possible that being stung and fainting is a normal phenomenon, or it's possible that you were poisoned after eating fruit worms from the Awakening Fruit."

Tang Haoran is going crazy: "I ate the fruit worm"

Hat Elf: "Yes, master, don't worry. The fruit pulp has been devoured by fruit worms for a long time and contains a lot of spiritual energy and rich protein. Apart from being poisonous, it has no other negative effects and has a good nourishing effect."

Tang Haoran instantly: "vomit"

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 165 crazy points from yourself."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 153 crazy points from yourself."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 168 crazy points from yourself."

The hat elf is cheating. The fruit he sells actually contains worms. I actually ate a worm and was poisoned and passed out in the toilet.

A series of crazy points appeared, and Tang Haoran suddenly discovered that he had exceeded the 99-point limit.

This also means that my mental strength has already surpassed that of normal people.

Struggling to sit up, open the properties panel.

"Host: Tang Haoran"

"Level: Quasi-Awakened"

"Physique: 2.3"

"Strength: 2.4"

"Spirit: 4.3"

"Crazy point: 15911"

"Extraordinary skills: rejuvenation with a wonderful hand and a passionate kiss"

"Exercise Technique: The Eighth Set of Exercises"

Although the awakening failed, each attribute increased by 0.3. The effect is really good, and the level has become a quasi-awakened person.

Haha, 10000 crazy points, worth it

It's a pity that the crazy value is too difficult to earn, otherwise I would buy another one immediately and wake up directly in one go.

It’s worth going crazy.

where are you

After taking a hot shower to wash away the smelly sweat all over his body, Tang Haoran felt hungry again.

“Let’s buy some more dumplings.”

Tang Haoran decided silently, but he was a little worried in his heart. If he and his sister were so good at eating, their family would eventually be poor.

Find a chance to marry her off

When I walked to the gate of the community, I saw a young couple breaking up from a distance.

Tang Haoran was so hot-tempered that he couldn't bear such a thing to happen and immediately went to break up the fight. As a result, the two quickly broke up.

The man turned around and strode away.

The woman turned back and walked into the community.

"It's you"

Seeing Tang Haoran face to face, the woman suddenly stared. It was the elegant and beautiful Huang Yunshu whom she had just met a few days ago.

"Yes, what a coincidence."

When Tang Haoran saw her, his smile did not change: "We broke up."

"I want you to take care"

Huang Yunshu stared with anger

Thinking of what happened the day before yesterday, she was still brooding. She once wondered if she had gained weight and her charm had been greatly reduced.

"Girls, you should be more sensible."

Tang Haoran sighed softly and said with emotion: "Your boyfriend is so young, how can he be rich? As long as he plays games day and night, stays up all night playing mahjong and drinks, then as the beneficiary of the insurance, don't you feel very hopeful?"

""

That grass of mine

It took Huang Yunshu a long time to come back to his senses. In an instant, his eyebrows stood up and he almost exploded with anger.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 89 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 95 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

Damn it, beat him to death

His mouth is poisonous, right?

Is this normal human logic?

He was such a bastard and could not be forgiven. Huang Yunshu was so angry that he grabbed him.