Single dogs start with the protection of elves

Tang Haoran:

"It sounds like if you eat more now, you can get married."

""

Tang Yuxin was stunned and almost exploded on the spot.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 68 crazy points from Tang Yuxin."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 88 crazy points from Tang Yuxin."

So angry

What are you talking about? Is your sister ugly?

In our school, I am the second school beauty. If my development was not a little slow, I would be the first place.

People who wrote me love letters, bought me breakfast, and confessed their love to me were all lined up at the school gate. I would not be able to get married.

You actually doubt that I can’t get married?

How can you speak without conscience?

"Don't be so stingy"

It was over a hundred crazy points again, and Tang Haoran was secretly happy.

But I feel quite embarrassed. My brother cheated my sister into eating her omelette. It’s a bit embarrassing to tell it.

It's better to be self-reliant, get some crazy points, and have a good meal.

After thinking for a while, he said: "Sister, be good, it's just a fried egg. Brother will go buy ingredients later and we will have hot pot for lunch."

"real"

Tang Yuxin, who was sulking, suddenly brightened up: "I want to eat mutton, cod, catfish, bullfrog, fish balls, and quail eggs."

Did I say anything about losing weight? Definitely not.

"Eating only meat is such a picky eater"

Tang Haoran looked at her with disgust in his eyes

“But I just love eating meat.”

Tang Yuxin stuck out her tongue, like a coquettish little cat, and asked curiously: "Brother, do you think adults are never picky about food?"

“Adults are not picky eaters”

Hearing this question, Tang Haoran fell into silence and spoke after a long time: "A long time ago, I thought like you, but then I realized that people don't buy things they don't like to eat at all."

"puff"

Tang Yuxin sprayed directly

If they don't like something, they won't buy it at all

Is this considered a picky eater?

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 68 crazy points from Tang Yuxin."

Let me go, is this really my brother?

Tang Yuxin covered her forehead, feeling speechless, but after thinking about it for a moment, she felt it made sense.

Every time my mother buys food, she will turn around for a long time. When she comes back, she always says that there is no food. That’s not really because there is no food. How can there be no food in such a big vegetable market? That’s because there is no food that she likes.

Oh my God

He even realized this truth

Where did my naive, young and ignorant brother go?

"Oh, not bad, not bad."

Seeing the crazy value, Tang Haoran was secretly happy: "You go wash the dishes, and I go buy groceries."

The money for a hot pot meal is enough, and even a lot more. This kind of "self-reliance" feels really good. Well, this should, maybe, probably, probably still be considered self-reliance, although the "self-reliance" method is a bit unique.

"Okay, come back quickly."

Tang Yuxin nodded: "Don't forget to buy the hot pot base, the super spicy one."

After coming out of the house, Tang Haoran walked around in a circle, and soon found the couple who were a double harm in the community in the woods of the community.

"Good morning, you two."

Tang Haoran waved his hand and greeted warmly from a distance.

"You are so good that you are not good at all"

The expressions of the two changed drastically, and they turned around and left, dragging the dog with them.

Damn it, here it comes again, this person’s ghost is still there

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 89 crazy points from Wu Shufen."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 88 crazy points from Yang Dawei."

Little bastard, I don’t want to talk to you. My dog ​​is not my son. It’s wrong. My son is not a dog.

Note: Find the shadow area in the dog’s heart

"There's no need for this"

Tang Haoran's face was full of disappointment, so unfriendly

You can chat for a while without dying

Walking into the vegetable market, I felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

“If you want to keep a woman’s heart, you must first keep her stomach.”

I don’t know how many men have been deceived by this sentence in the past life. In order to get out of single life, Tang Haoran taught himself how to cook online. Unexpectedly, he learned good cooking skills. However, at the age of thirty, he is still single.

Not a single woman was left behind;

But he kept his mouth naughty

So, he is good at choosing food.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Tang Zhongjie."

When I was selecting dishes, a reminder came.

Tang Haoran feels a little strange. Are you taking immunology again today? No? Why does Teacher Tang suddenly want to be angry at himself after so long?

Forget it, just think about it, I don't care

Just gradually, he felt that there was a big problem. In the past two hours, Teacher Tang appeared eight times, each time with 99 points, directly sending Tang Haoran nearly 800 points of madness. Obviously this was very abnormal.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Tang Zhongjie."

"Ding, the target Tang Zhongjie's madness rate reaches 60, and his emotions are difficult to control. Master, please be careful at all times."

The ninth time it appeared, Tang Haoran was stunned.

I'm going crazy. I'm 60. What's going on?

Is there someone stirring up dissension and stirring up trouble?

Otherwise it makes no sense

He likes people giving money, but not for no reason. The madness rate is already 60. He must find time to understand it. Otherwise, what will happen if Old Tang chases him with a knife in the next immunity class?

Let’s talk about it later, choose the dishes.

It took more than two hours and more than 200 dishes to choose.

After buying another hot pot base, Tang Haoran rushed home.

Inside the home.

Tang Yuxin was sitting at the dining table doing her homework, while a considerate young man was sitting on the sofa, twisting around impatiently.

"Can you leave now?"

The young man lit a cigarette and asked with a frown.

"Shut up, are you bothered?"

Tang Yuxin raised her head, eyebrows raised: "I promised to wait for my brother to come back, but I can't wait until now. I can't smoke in my house."

"I"

The purple-haired young man almost exploded with anger and forced himself to pinch out the cigarette.

This girl is so sharp-tongued that she made me wait for so long. If the mission hadn't emphasized the importance of being reasonable and not using violence, he would have been slapped twice if he would have swallowed it like this.

"How to do this question"

When she was feeling aggrieved, Tang Yuxin suddenly waved.

""

The young man was a little confused and looked over blankly.

After a long while, he shook his head weakly: "I can't."

Tang Yuxin sneered: "You don't know this and you still brag about being a graduate student at Peking University. Are you a liar?"

Young man feels grievance: "I am from the Chinese Department of Peking University, and you asked me to do Physics Olympiad questions"

Tang Yuxin: "Stupid is stupid, don't look for excuses"

The young man felt aggrieved: ""

Silently shed tears of grievance and sadness

Why do you call me stupid?

Why am I stupid if I can't do physics Olympiad questions? I'm a pure liberal arts student.

Click, click, Tang Haoran opened the door.

Seeing the young man on the sofa, Tang Haoran was slightly stunned. This was his sister's boyfriend.

Marde, I said before that she couldn't marry, but now someone is waiting for her. She is handsome and has an extraordinary demeanor. No, she is careless and arrogant. She is not a good person at first glance. I don't agree.

"Finally home"

The young man breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and said, "You must be Tang Haoran. There is something I need your consent to do."

"I disagree"

Tang Haoran shouted, interrupting him

""

The young man couldn't help but cover his forehead, feeling so tired. The two of them were indeed brothers and sisters, and they both talked so loudly: "I haven't even said what it is."

"Oh, then you say it first"

Tang Haoran sat down and spoke calmly.

The young man thought for a while and said: "Awakened, you should know, right? I am Wu Yuxuan, a second-level awakening master, and sister Tang Yuxin, a core disciple of the Five Flavors Alliance, has the potential to awaken. I sincerely invite her to join the Five Flavors Alliance, but she said she needs your consent."

Tang Haoran: "I don't agree."

The young man really wanted to vomit blood: ""

Is it necessary to refuse so bluntly?

I don’t agree with you and you still ask me to talk so much.

Don't slobber when I speak.

Oil and salt are not allowed to enter, right?

Believe it or not, I beat people up.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 136 crazy points from Wu Yuxuan."

Ouch, it’s so easy to go crazy

The corners of Tang Haoran's lips curved slightly. This scene verified one of his guesses: the maximum crazy value of ordinary people is only 99 points, but the crazy value of an awakened person can be as high as several hundred points, or even close to 1000 points. A slight fluctuation in mood can Reach more than 100

Ha ha ha,

It’s rare to meet an awakened person,

How can you let go easily without getting some crazy points?