Single dogs start with the protection of elves

If you are afraid of being kicked, change the group.

Tang Haoran’s university WeChat group.

The trouble caused by the moon: "Three are missing one, three are missing one, Lao Wang will take you to eat chicken"

Youyou my heart: "We played until twelve o'clock last night, are you still not sleepy yet?"

The trouble caused by the moon: "Insomnia, inability to sleep"

Ouyang Wudi: "Me too, Alexander has been suffering from insomnia recently. Do you have any secret recipe for sleeping?"

Youyou my heart: "There is a secret recipe for sleeping"

"Yes, I have"

Tang Haoran, a hot-tempered man from ancient times, emerged.

This statement immediately attracted endless attention.

As the saying goes, graduation season is breakup season. Couples are busy breaking up, singles are busy making up for credits and copying papers. Everyone is under great pressure, and there are many people who suffer from insomnia.

“What’s the secret recipe?”

Youyou asked curiously.

"The ancestral mysteries are not allowed to be told outside."

Of course Tang Haoran refused to answer easily.

"Made, you still need to get on the piano."

"Tang Haoran, be lenient if you confess, be strict if you resist"

"Tell me secretly, and I will take you to the ace."

Everyone came out one after another, threats and temptations took turns, and they were all interested in the secret recipe for sleeping.

But Tang Haoran disagreed.

joke,

Is my brother a mighty and capable person?

Not

Are you someone who can give in to temptation?

Yes

"I'll introduce you to a beautiful woman"

asked Wang Hanfeng, the class coach who was hiding deeply.

Wang Hanfeng's girlfriend is from the Spanish Language College. It is said that there are so many beauties there. There are 254 people in a college, and there are only 3 boys in total, not even a fraction. The rest are all beauties. Ever since Wang Hanfeng brought the beauty home, everyone has been looking forward to him to help match the strings.

"Brother, keep your word."

Tang Haoran became interested instantly

Beautiful women are not important. What is important is that there are many beautiful women in the Spanish Language Institute.

"Of course it counts"

Wang Hanfeng made a solid promise: "Speak quickly"

"Okay, I say"

Tang Haoran immediately began to answer carefully: "It is indeed difficult to sleep under the quilt, but it is particularly easy to sleep on the sofa. What does this mean that you can't spoil him? We just need to put him to sleep when we are not paying attention." Just do it”

The group fell silent,

three full minutes

When Wu understood this sentence, many people wanted to vomit blood.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 98 crazy points from Wang Hanfeng."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 73 crazy points from Wang Mengmeng."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 65 crazy points from Zhou Chang"

ah ah ah ah,

What and what?

Your sister, is this your secret recipe?

You are insulting our intelligence.

But when the big guy wanted to refute, he felt that it made sense. He just wanted to ask Tang Haoran how he slept with him while he wasn't paying attention.

this dog

Teasing everyone again

"Ban Shuai, are you satisfied?"

Seeing that everyone was silent, Tang Haoran asked, licking his face.

“Satisfied, very satisfied”

Wang Hanfeng gritted his teeth and said viciously: "I will introduce you to three senior beauties another day."

three beauties

Tang Haoran's eyes suddenly lit up.

But what does senior mean?

The days pass leisurely as we practice group exercises.

In the blink of an eye, Tang Haoran's strength and spirit reached 2.0 in two days, but when he practiced again on the third morning, a big problem occurred. His physical condition, which was originally 1.9, reached 2.0, but his spirit and strength remained unchanged.

"Host: Tang Haoran"

"Level: Ordinary"

"Physique: 2.0"

"Strength: 2.0"

"Spirit: 2.0"

"Crazy points: 29365 points"

"Extraordinary skills: rejuvenation with a wonderful hand and a passionate kiss"

"Exercise Technique: The Eighth Set of Exercises"

If my mental and physical strength are not improving, is it because I have encountered the legendary training bottleneck, or is the limit of radio gymnastics 2.0?

He summoned the hat elf:

Tang Haoran: "Elf, what is going on?"

Elf: "It has nothing to do with chastity, no answer"

Tang Haoran: "Damn"

This cheating thing can't be a retard, right?

I don’t know if I ask three questions, what’s the use of you?

There was no way, Tang Haoran had no choice but to do his own research.

It can no longer be improved through practice. From now on, we can only use the madness points to increase the madness points. How many madness points will be consumed? Tang Haoran gritted his teeth and gave it a try.

"Ding, success by adding some spirit, consumes 1000 points of madness"

"Ding, increase your strength successfully, it will consume 2000 points of madness"

My grass, my grass, my grass

what's the situation

The madness value consumed by adding points twice is actually different.

Tang Haoran was a little confused. When he concentrated on the number, he got different prompts.

"The strength value is between 2.03.0, and each time you add a point, it consumes 2000 madness points."

"The mental value is between 010 and each time you add a point, it consumes 1000 madness points."

Differential treatment?

If the mental value is between 010 and 1000 madness points are needed each time, while the strength value is between 2.0 and 3.0, 2000 points are needed each time. According to this rule, if the strength is between 3.0 and 4.0, wouldn't it be necessary? 3000 points

After checking again, the physique and strength are the same, and it also requires 2000 points.

Tang Haoran was silent

Why do the three attributes have different consumption?

Calm down, think, deduce

After half a day, he speculated on a possibility

The madness value is a kind of mental energy, and the consumption of it to improve mental energy and strength is certainly different. It is also possible that the hat elf exchanges the madness value for other energy to help improve it, but the consumption of this process will also be different.

There is another possibility,

The hat elf cheated

"It's the most cost-effective to add energy, do you want it?"

Tang Haoran had a bold idea in his mind.

He has played many online games, in which he can freely add points. Different points will lead to different directions, and his future career will be different. Is it possible for me to take the wrong path with my sword, increase my mental strength alone, and take the extreme route?

Hehe hehe

Anyway, you can brush up the crazy value, give it a try and see the effect

"Ding, success by adding some spirit, consumes 1000 points of madness"

"Ding, success by adding some spirit, consumes 1000 points of madness"

Tang Haoran clicked ten times in a row to upgrade his spirit to 3.0

Waves of relief come over, the brain is cool and calm, the mind is calm and relaxed, and the perception and reaction are significantly improved.

As the spirit improves, some dormant genes in the body are slowly awakening.

Come again

"Ding, success by adding some spirit, consumes 1000 points of madness"

"Ding, success by adding some spirit, consumes 1000 points of madness"

This time I upgraded my spirit to 4.0 in one go.

You feel more refreshed, calmer, and your brain works super fast.

Tang Haoran couldn't help but picked up the book and flipped through it casually.

The medical content that was originally difficult to understand is now concise and clear. You can understand its meaning at a glance. The reading speed has increased several times, and the memory has been significantly improved. After scanning ten lines at a time, almost all the contents are remembered.

This time it is clearer. Certain powers in the body are gradually recovering and opening up.

"Are you about to wake up?"

Tang Haoran took a deep breath and suppressed the excitement in his heart.

We have to think of a way as soon as possible to find the information on awakening and see how to awaken.

"Brother, why are you giggling?"

Tang Yuxin appeared behind him in pajamas: "It's so early in the morning, it looks so wretched."

"There's something wrong with your eyes"

Of course Tang Haoran refused to admit it and changed the subject smoothly: "I got up so late and didn't go to class."

"Today is Saturday"

Tang Yuxin pouted, her eyes full of disdain.

"Today is Saturday"

Tang Haoran's reflex arc is so long: "Oh, if you want to eat something, I'll go out and buy it."

“Making noodles at home”

Tang Yuxin looked at him and felt strange.

I am usually too busy with work and school, so I can just buy breakfast and eat whatever I want, but when I am free at home on the weekends, I have to make my own food. This has been like this for decades. This is the request of my parents, and it is also the unwritten rule of the Tang family.

Home has a home atmosphere

"All right"

Tang Haoran nodded naively, vaguely remembering this.

There is frozen bone soup in the refrigerator. After it is heated, add the steaming noodles, seasonings such as ginger, garlic, chicken essence, etc., then sprinkle with a few chopped green onions, and finally add a fried egg. No other side dishes are needed, it is just one serving. tasty

The portion was just a little too small. In just ten minutes, the bowl of noodles was gone in a blink of an eye, with only one fried egg left.

"Would you like to eat the omelette?"

Tang Haoran picked it up and handed it to Tang Yuxin.

It's rare for her brother to be so good. Tang Yuxin really wants to continue, but considering that she has been losing weight recently, it's better not to eat too much.

"I'm going to lose weight, you can eat it."

Tang Yuxin shook her head obediently.

"so nice"

Tang Haoran touched her forehead, took advantage of Tang Yuxin not paying attention, took away the eggs in her bowl, and quickly took a bite of each of the two fried eggs.

"Tang Haoran"

Tang Yuxin was stunned for a moment. There was such an operation.

Can you be more shameless?

"You said you would give me something to eat."

Tang Haoran took another bite of the fried egg.

"Smelly brother, you are so angry with me"

Tang Yuxin glared angrily: "Aren't you afraid that your sister is undernourished and stunted, so she won't be able to get married when she grows up, and will have to stay at home to share your property?"

"hehe"

Tang Haoran turned his head and looked very embarrassed: "It sounds like if you eat more now, you can get married."

""

Tang Yuxin was stunned and almost exploded on the spot.