Single dogs start with the protection of elves

The morning light is dewy and the air is fresh

Tang Haoran sat alone on the balcony, silently drawing circles

Made,

He actually traveled through time

The new body's name is Tang Haoran, which has the same pronunciation as him but a different character. He is twenty-two years old and is a senior at a medical university.

In the living room, the loli girl who was half asleep, washing and tidying up, preparing to go to class, was the sister with a new body, Tang Yuxin.

Time travel,

a little excited

Well, calm down, calm down

I am a senior VIP reader of Qidian.

Traveling through time has long been commonplace.

Lighting a cigarette, Tang Haoran began to smoke

Send me a sister through time travel,

This start is very ordinary.

The usual routine is that both the parents of the original person died, the brother and sister depended on each other, and were bullied by others. Then Tang Haoran rose up strongly, swept all directions, pretended to be a slap in the face, and finally became rich in the world, surrounded by beauties.

Of course, it is also possible that the original character has been married since he was a child, his fiancée is a stunning beauty, and he is surrounded by rich second-generation suitors. The protagonist encounters his fiancée and is molested just after time travel, or the fiancée breaks off the engagement just after time travel.

but,

The plot is wrong

But judging from the sporadic memories: Tang Haoran's parents are still alive, his family background is ordinary, he is neither rich nor poor, he does not have hundreds of millions of assets, and he has not been bullied. The most important thing is that he has never been engaged.

I haven't made an appointment yet.

Many plots cannot be developed

But as a time traveler,

There's no reason for someone to be so ordinary.

Could it be that this is,

golden finger flow

There is still an old man living in my head

There is a big space hidden in the body

Time travel also gave me a magical system

Don't Have

nothing

Nothing at all

"Made, your character is a bit broken, and your identity is completely dull. How can I pretend to be cool and pick up girls?" Tang Haoran said hard: "Which author sent me to time travel, you wrote the wrong outline?"

"elder brother"

Tang Yuxin's little head popped up, her ponytail swaying from side to side: "Today's school physical exam, I won't have breakfast. Don't forget it's ten o'clock, you still have to go to class."

"Attend class"

Tang Haoran's hand shook and the butt of his cigarette fell off his crotch.

Are you kidding me? I am a time traveler. I have to go to school and I won’t go.

After thinking for a long time, my stomach started to protest.

Tang Haoran bought breakfast, intending to feed his stomach first and then think about the highlights of the character.

"Young boy"

Outside the breakfast shop, an old man with messy hair stopped him and looked him up and down carefully: "I see you have wonderful bones and a majestic appearance. You are truly a martial arts prodigy who has only been seen for a century. It's because you don't have the guidance of an expert that you will always be mediocre."

Hahaha,

Tang Haoran was instantly overjoyed,

Goldfinger is finally here

He is very familiar with this scene, including Stephen Chow, Kung Fu, and the Unparalleled Secret Book.

The plot is finally on track

"Senior, I will buy it"

Before the old man could finish speaking, Tang Haoran took out the money, stuffed it into the other person's palm, and then snatched the box quickly.

This opportunity is rare, don’t miss it

"Ah, I'm not finished yet"

The old man was holding the money, a little confused

I have been cheating for more than 40 years, ah, bah, I have been working in the industry for more than 40 years. This is the first time I met such an upright person. I didn’t even start to cheat. I didn’t even start to persuade him. He took the initiative to buy it. I prepared all kinds of excuses in advance. , completely useless

Even his thoughts were disrupted by him

"Goodbye, senior"

Tang Haoran clasped his fists in salute, turned around and ran away as fast as he could.

"Goodbye"

The old man stuttered in response, feeling weird.

It’s obvious that I’m lying, but why do I always have the misconception that I’m the one being deceived?

Fortunately, the two of them had the same idea. They were both afraid that the other would regret it, so they pretended to be calm and calm, and left quickly and quietly.

With the secret book in his arms, Tang Haoran ran all the way.

Go upstairs, enter the house, lock the door, close the windows, and draw the curtains to make sure the house is safe before he dares to open it.

So excited

Is it a magic horse secret book?

The box was slowly opened, revealing a bright red book and a bright red hat.

"I rely on"

Tang Haoran felt like he was struck by lightning

Shouldn't it be a secret book?

Either the Nine Yin Manual or the Nine Yang Divine Art

Or Beiming Divine Art, or Tathagata Divine Palm

If it doesn’t work, I’ll practice the Sunflower Manual or the Evil-Escaping Sword Technique. I’ll grit my teeth and practice it. What does it mean when you give me a hat?

"Ahhhh, old liar"

"Don't let me see you again"

After being stunned for a long time, Tang Haoran burst into tears and was deceived.

The world is dangerous and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be.

A large stack of red notes worth more than 2,000 yuan, two months of living expenses, was actually exchanged for a hat. People would laugh to death if it spread.

Others show off their power when they travel through time.

I was deceived because I traveled through time.

The plot went off the rails again,

Which link is the problem?

a long time.

Tang Haoran picked up the red hat.

I really can’t bear to throw away the hat I bought for more than 2,000 yuan. I can’t return it anyway. Let’s wear it by myself.

I tried wearing it,

Wrong size, too big

"Ding, someone wearing this hat was detected"

"Ding, the wearer is still a virgin and meets the conditions for recognizing the owner."

"Ding, recognize the master and start to recognize the master successfully and start to become invisible"

When he was depressed, the hat suddenly tightened and then disappeared.

At the same time, there was a series of crisp sounds coming from my ears, which were not the kind of emotionless mechanical words, but contained sounds of excitement that were not easy to come by.

"Is it a system to recognize the master?"

Tang Haoran burst into tears when he heard this

Mountains and rivers are full of doubts and there is no way out, and there is another village with dark willows and flowers, and the welfare of the time traveler is finally obtained

"System, what function do you have?"

Tang Haoran immediately started consultation.

"Ding, please don't compare me with those so-called systems, because I can't compare."

"Ding, I am the sacred and great hat elf, and my ultimate mission is to protect my master's virginity."

"Protect your virginity"

Tang Haoran felt the air solidify.

"Ding, once this hat recognizes its owner, it will protect you for life."

"Ding, before you complete the mission of being single, even if a beautiful woman throws herself into her arms and devotes herself to you, you can't even think of it."

"Ding, the purpose of this elf is that even if the master dies, he must remain a virgin."

"what"

Tang Haoran has ten thousand grass mud horses in his heart

I'm not a woman, why do I protect my chastity?

I want to spend money like water and charm thousands of girls. I want to have a broad mind and attract all the beautiful girls. I want to look for flowers and willows. I want to go out and wander.

"What is the single mission?"

"Ding, if you don't have the opportunity, you can't leave the single"

"I rely on"

Tang Haoran couldn't stand it anymore and was so depressed that he vomited blood.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 59 crazy points from yourself."

"I don't believe it anymore"

Tang Haoran was so angry that he rushed into the house and found scissors, kitchen knives, pliers, hacksaws, and lighters. Being brave, strong, and not afraid of danger, he aimed at his head and struck him hard.

Ping ah

Ping oh

乓哎

Pong

Tools were flying in the room, accompanied by bursts of screams.

After a moment, Tang Haoran shed tears of despair

m,m,p

What kind of black technology is this bullshit red hat?

He couldn't take it off, couldn't cut it with a knife, couldn't be destroyed by fire, no matter how many tricks he tried, it didn't get damaged at all, not even a mark.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 68 crazy points from yourself."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 72 crazy points from yourself."

"Ding, the current crazy value is 322 points, do you need to withdraw money?"