hogwarts chef

Dumbledore came to his senses and Mrs. Pince burst into tears on the spot. Basic knowledge?Basic Nima!What you're talking about is either so obscure that no one will read it, or it's so profound that normal people can't reach it in a lifetime, okay?

Mrs. Pingsi, who originally wanted to embarrass Zhang Heyang, and Dumbledore, who was laughing and preparing to watch the show, were both dumbfounded. Zhang Heyang not only answered all the questions, but even offered insights and solutions in many places that made them both old bookworms. It's a refreshing feeling, and many long-standing problems have been solved. This guy actually says he wants to teach it to children?

Put your head over here and I'll show you a baby.

Dumbledore looked at Zhang Heyang who came to take him to eat, and his old face turned red. Could it be that he had lived on a dog for more than 100 years?Ever since he was in school, he had been called a genius for more than 100 years. Compared with the Zhang Heyang in front of him, if he was a genius, then who would he be?monster?

"Please sit down, He Yang, oh, you can call me that. As I get older, I like to be more affectionate in my titles." Dumbledore has lived for more than 100 years after all, even though he was beaten to pieces by Zhang Heyang. , but when he arrived at the restaurant, he still invited Zhang Heyang to sit down with a smile on his face.

"Whatever." Zhang Heyang looked at the dishes on the table and said, "Are you sure it's just the two of us eating at noon today?"

"Of course, because the other teachers have also gone home for the holidays, today is a welcome banquet to welcome you. I specially asked the house elves to prepare a meal for two, but they seem to have prepared too much," Dumbledore was annoyed. He tugged on his beard and said, "To be honest, the house elves are indeed a little too enthusiastic. But it doesn't matter. If you can't eat it, we have recycling..."

"No, no, no, I mean, it's too little for two people to eat these." Zhang Heyang looked at Dumbledore jokingly and said, "But, I don't blame you. After all, you, the principal, are over 100 years old. , It’s understandable that people have less appetite as they get older. But to be honest, these are not enough for me to stuff between my teeth!”

What did you say, too little?Dumbledore looked at a perfectly roasted suckling pig on the table, as well as other huge round dining tables whose combined weight was seven or eight times that of this suckling pig, his eyes wandering.

Blow, just blow with me.The blue eyes behind Dumbledore's half-moon lenses were shining with the light of watching a good show. In my whole life, except for giants and trolls, I have never heard of anything that can fit such a large table thing between the teeth.

Zhang Heyang ignored him. Although he was a full-level mage, he had not ordered anything to add. He found that food could be converted into extra physical points. Unfortunately, the proportion was too large. 10,000+ calories was often enough to gain one or two points. A little physical.He was originally worried that he would have no money to eat, but now that someone was treating him, it would be better.

Dumbledore watched with amused eyes as Zhang Heyang began to pick up the knife and fork to eat. Gradually, his expression turned to surprise, and then to disbelief. Then, his mouth opened wider and wider, gradually developing towards the size of a basin.

Merlin's beard, armpit hair and *hair, this guy is actually a deformed troll, right?How long has it been before most of the tables are already empty?This guy actually swallowed the plate right away when he was eating, and then spit out an empty plate. It took a lot of animals to do that!

Dumbledore had become old and sluggish over the years and could not compete with Zhang Heyang.

I was stunned to see him stuffing it into his mouth.The problem is that this guy just eats it and complains while eating it.

"What the hell is this, a soft pile, oh, is this a boiled potato?"

"Too much oil was put into this fish steak when frying it. It's too greasy. Don't make it again next time. I won't eat it if you make it again!"

"Is this something for personal consumption? Are you really sure it's turkey meat and not dragon meat? I think it's only suitable for dentists to use as tooth extraction tools."

Dumbledore's face became darker and darker. He had never seen such a smelly and shameless thing in hundreds of years. While saying that he would not make it again, he would not eat it again, he picked up the whole plate and poured it into his mouth, and that Isn’t turkey meat a suitable tooth extraction tool for dentists?What's the matter with you eating so happily?

"call……"

Fifteen minutes later, Dumbledore, who had only eaten two fish steaks and a mouthful of mashed potatoes, looked at the table as smooth as if it had been cleaned by magic, and could not say a word.

Zhang Heyang took a breath, touched his belly and said, "I'm almost full after eating. It's too unpalatable. It's really embarrassing. Hufflepuff also claims to have magic related to food and cooking, but they ended up making such things? No, it needs to be rectified, it must be rectified, it’s too unpalatable, and the college I lead must not be so bad.”

Dumbledore couldn't help it. Can my great Hogwarts be underestimated?He waved his wand, and a silver tray floated in front of him. It contained a round piece of pie, which was covered with upright fish heads. The fishy smell could be smelled hundreds of meters away.

"You are wrong, dear He Yang, the food magic left by Hufflepuff is definitely more than that simple. Look, this is called looking up at the stars. The delicious pie is filled with the taste of seafood. Every fish seems to be looking up at the boundless sky. The starry sky, what a wonderful masterpiece, this is the secret of Hufflepuff’s magic!"

Zhang Heyang's face turned green, and he suppressed the feeling of vomiting and roared: "Take it away, Dumbledore, take it away! If you don't take it away, I'm going to blow him up!" After saying that, he stretched out his hand and prepared to use a big move, hoping that he would finally It would be better if this old man with a disabled tongue should be blown up together with the damn dark food. ,

"Well, I didn't expect you to dislike it so much." Dumbledore felt the amazing magic power gathered by Zhang Heyang, laughed dryly, shook his wand, and dragged the starry sky into the void.

"Listen old man, I want to be the head chef of Hogwarts. Yes, don't look at me like that. The hundreds of elves in the kitchen are all under my command. I want to prevent the children from continuing to be poisoned by your dark dishes. I I have to cook the food myself!”

Zhang Heyang said coldly: "I'll show you what real food magic is!"

"Oh my God." Dumbledore looked very surprised, "I didn't expect that at such a young age, in addition to having such a high level of magical attainments, you also have some knowledge of cooking?"

"Of course, people from a country of delicious food are completely different from a country like yours that is rich in dark cuisine!"

Zhang Heyang felt endless pride and said: "Let me tell you, I come from a family of chefs. I can handle the beasts in the mountains, the swallows in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on land, the delicacies from the sea, the hericium's bird's nest, the shark's fin, the bear's paw, scallops and deer's tail tips, there is no one I can't do! Here you go! Come and feast on the Northern and Southern dishes at the table, and let your titanium alloy eyes go blind!"