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"In that case, that's great."

Even though Dumbledore was thick-skinned, he was a little embarrassed that the Hogwarts meals he had always been proud of were devalued as worthless.He smiled dryly and said, "Hogwarts needs more delicious meals."

"Well, there are still two months left in the summer vacation, right? I'll go back to China first." Zhang Heyang seemed to enjoy watching Dumbledore's frustrated look, "First go to Beijing to see, and then go to the Northeast and Hainan. Get a good piece of wood, I don’t have a wand yet!”

"Beijing? Northeast? Hainan?" Dumbledore said with confusion on his face: "Am I too old? These are not at all the same as the Chinese place names in my memory."

"Huh? Old man, aren't you? Forget it if you don't know other places. After living for more than 100 years, you don't even know Beijing. How are you lying?"

Zhang Heyang looked at Dumbledore with a sneer. Pretend, you continue to pretend. It was your grandsons from Britain and France who destroyed the city of Beijing and burned the Old Summer Palace. Now we have to buy the bronze heads of the Old Summer Palace from you. Now follow me. Pretending not to know Beijing?

Dumbledore was born in 1881. Although he did not catch up with the Second Opium War, he was already [-] when the Eight-Power Allied Forces invaded China. How could he not know Beijing?

"Ah...it seems I really need to explain." Dumbledore looked at Zhang Heyang's eyes, feeling a little uncomfortable. He tugged on his beard twice and waved his wand, as if he had pulled two maps out of thin air and laid them out. On the table, he said: "Look, these are the latest versions of the world map for our wizarding world and Muggles. Where is the Beijing you mentioned?"

"Here!" Zhang Heyang pointed his finger at the capital and said, "You don't know the capital of China?"

"China is not there, child." Dumbledore looked at Zhang Heyang with pity as if caring for a mentally retarded child. Then he pointed at the lower right corner of Guangdong and said, "China is here. Maybe you have been hiding from the world for too long. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a modern map. To be honest, China is smaller than the UK, and every time my dim eyes have to look for it on the map for a long time.”

"Then your eyes really need to be treated. I really don't understand, Dumbledore, why the Elder Wand can't cure your presbyopia with such a powerful power."

Hearing that Dumbledore dared to say that China was smaller than Britain, Zhang Heyang felt a burst of anger. He didn't care at all about Dumbledore's surprise that he knew about the Elder Wand. He stretched out his hand and circled a golden rooster-shaped pattern on the map with a smile.

"This is China, you old fool. It is the third largest country in the world. It is so much higher than you, a gangster who is rich in gays and dark cuisine!"

I didn’t expect that Dumbledore was also a Chinese xenophobe. If he dared to openly insult China, don’t blame me for scolding you, the British street.Chinese children had been suffering from the abuse of English before Zhang Heyang was reborn, and Zhang Heyang had never had a good impression of Britain and the United States.

"I'm warning you, if you continue to insult my motherland, I should consider leaving Hogwarts." Zhang Heyang looked at Dumbledore, as if there was frost in his eyes. "Perhaps I can resurrect Voldemort and join forces with him first." Kill you or something.”

"Please calm down, He Yang, this must be a misunderstanding." Dumbledore could be calm and calm when it came to other things, but when facing Voldemort, he did not dare to continue to be casual, especially when Zhang Heyang claimed to join forces with Voldemort. Ninety-nine percent sure this was an angry remark, but Dumbledore didn't dare to bet.

He stood up, his naughty old face disappeared, and he said seriously: "I can swear to Merlin, I am absolutely not telling any lies. This is the only thing that most of the world knows about China."

Dumbledore with wand from map

A small part of the handle is circled, and it seems that it is Hong Kong. "Maybe you have been living in seclusion on the mainland behind for a long time, but no one knows it. Believe me, He Yang, even though I am not a very serious old man, I said The words still carry some weight.”

"Really?" Zhang Heyang's heart skipped a beat when he looked at Dumbledore's serious expression, but he couldn't believe it. How could Hong Kong be the only place in such a huge China?

"You mean, this continent? There are no other countries on it?"

"Yes, this continent is very mysterious. It seems to be a huge forbidden magic area. After people from the magical world enter, they all become ordinary Muggles. Even if they come out again, they cannot recover, so it has become a forbidden area."

Dumbledore nodded seriously, and the gaze behind his half-moon lenses made no one think he was lying. "Muggle scholars have gone up there, but what's surprising is that all the research results show that this There have never been any traces of primates on this continent, only plants and some endemic animals."

"I'm wondering if it's because you hermit practitioners have been practicing up there that this continent is so magical? If that's the case, it can indeed be regarded as China."

"Impossible! On these 960 million ordinary kilometers, human beings in civilized society have a history of 5000 years. There are 13 billion people on them, accounting for one-fifth of the world's population. It's like oxygen in the air. You know oxygen? Human beings can live without it...forget it, why are I telling you this?"

Zhang Heyang slammed the door angrily and came out from behind, his voice coming from far behind: "I'm going to ask clearly, old guy, you'd better not make fun of me, this joke is not funny at all!"

Dumbledore's character is trustworthy. Although he is good at calculations, even though he does not trust almost anyone, and even arranges and controls everything in advance after his death, he is called a positive figure precisely because of his personality. Taste.

So Zhang Heyang panicked. At first, he just felt insulted, but then gradually a trace of unbelievable panic appeared in his heart.Is there no China in this world?what about me?Where is my home?They don't even share the same cultural heritage. Even if they speak Chinese together, can I recognize them?

No wonder Dumbledore speaks Mandarin with a Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent. Is there really no China in this world?

Zhang Heyang left Hogwarts, apparated to Gringotts, and almost snatched away the pounds that he had exchanged for a thousand galleons. He wanted to go out and ask around.

However, the result disappointed him.

"There is no China, no China anymore?" It took Zhang Heyang a full three weeks to travel almost all over Europe. Wizards asked, Muggles also asked, but the answers he got were disappointing. This world, really There is no China.

The mainland behind Hong Kong is known as the "Wizard's Cemetery".That mysterious continent, no wizard has been able to come out of for thousands of years.None of them died, but when they came out, their magic power was gone.

"That's all, I should have thought of it earlier." Zhang Heyang stood up on the streets of Paris and sighed, "There should be no China in Harry Potter's world. Otherwise, if a few cultivators randomly appeared, Voldemort would be nothing. He’s like beating up your third grandson.”

Thinking of this, Zhang Heyang's mood was not so bad.To this world, he is originally a person from another world. Just like a person from the Harry Potter world who travels back to his own world, he may be surprised that magic does not exist in the world!

"In that case, let's go to the United States to get some money to spend first." Zhang Heyang looked at his own image reflected in the water on the ground, looking like a homeless man on the street. He couldn't go on like this.