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After a period of torture that was like killing a pig, Wang Xiaoer suddenly found that it was quite comfortable, like some kind of meridian massage. His whole body felt comfortable and translucent, and it was even more comfortable than a big sword. After the Great Sword is Sage Mode. After this kind of massage, I feel like my blood is boiling. As the thought came together, he unconsciously thought of various pornographic videos and various teachers. Suddenly, thunderous roars were heard in his ears, which summoned Wang Xiaoer back to the real world. Seeing his pants lifted up, his young face darkened involuntarily. .

Wang Xiaoer then heard the old man Wang Heping look at him strangely with pity in his eyes. The waiter said: "Senior Wang, why are you looking at me like this? Isn't what I just said just the way a man behaves?" The waiter is not ashamed, but proud.

Wang Heping said: "No, no. I am just different. Your child who grew up in the United States can keep his vitality intact. What a poor child. You are not bad in appearance and have no physical problems. Why are there no girls? like?"

Wang Xiaoer was secretly shocked that this person was also one of Liu Xiahui's goods. There is a thief's heart but no thief's courage. Thinking of Yuanyang mentioned in so many books, it is a very powerful thing that can accelerate the practice of martial arts like a catalyst. So he said with expectation: "Senior Wang, does my practice of drunken fist have a bonus learning effect?"

Wang Heping didn't speak, but Wang Wu couldn't help but interjected: "Except for the Quanzhen Sect's Tongzi Kung Fu, this Yuan Yang is not a good thing in other sects, and it is easier to go crazy. In words you can understand: it's like drinking too much Red Bull. , the heart is overloaded. The heart bursts and dies. Even if the heart is good, it will suffocate due to lack of oxygen in the brain."

Wang Xiaoer remembered a short video in which he drank 10 bottles of Red Bull, and as a result, his heart nearly jumped out of his chest. The heartbeat speeds up, the body temperature rises, and then breathing becomes rapid, and some people begin to experience mental symptoms such as hallucinations and delusions.

Wang Heping smiled calmly and said: "My little friend, do you still want to study?"

Wang Xiaoer was a little confused and said: "Master, should I find a girlfriend first to solve the problem?"

Wang Heping's indifferent expression turned dark and said: "Absurd. That means that only with extraordinary skill can you cause someone to vomit blood or become comatose. With your meager skill and almost no power, your concentration is at worst, and at most you can just have random thoughts." After that, He also glared at Wang Wu fiercely. He is already a big boss, but he still likes to scare the juniors.

Wang Xiaoer also turned his somewhat resentful eyes into countless flying needles, pricking Wang Wu. But business was important, so he looked serious and said, "Teacher, when will I come in and serve tea?"

Wang Heping said: "Serving tea is a big event. Pick an auspicious day, and I will become a master. In these days, let Wang Wu, as the head brother, teach you the basic skills." After saying that, he drank the snake gall wine.

The waiter secretly scolded the old fox for not letting go of the hawk until he saw the rabbit.

After a few days.

Wang Wu saw his father and complained: "Dad, I'm almost fucked by this kid. I taught him the basic movements of his hands, eyes, body, legs, and steps, as well as the tips for exerting force. This Wang Xiao . The understanding is rubbish, but the memory is really good. Techniques include point, cover, split, insert, and pick; eye skills: look, look, despise, glance; body skills: touch, bump, squeeze, lean; leg skills: hook, hang, cross, and scissor , lifting, kicking, flicking, wrapping; the footwork of lifting, falling, advancing, withdrawing, breaking, hitting, crushing, and covering. I taught him all."

Wang Heping seemed to have not heard Wang Wu's words, and looked at the 40 jars of snake gall and wine piled up in the practice room. But he said casually: "Let's say he is too drunk."

Wang Wu scratched his gray hair and said, "I have already passed it on."

Wang Heping: ""

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In the past few days, Wang Xiaoer, apart from going to the Chang'an Hotel-Philadelphia branch to deliver some raw materials, spent the rest of his time pestering Wang Wu to learn the essence of Drunken Boxing.

Practicing Drunken Boxing requires the ability to convey thoughts from the mind, quick hands and quick eyes, flexible steps, a balance of hardness and softness, rapid movement and stillness, and both body and spirit. Drunken boxing is swaying in appearance, and the drunken form is lifelike, but it is required to achieve what the boxing proverb says: "the form is not drunk, the mind is not drunk", and "the step is drunk but the heart is not drunk". In the stumbling, swinging and other movements, there are hidden hints of dodge, exhibition, and so on. The key points of martial arts are soaring, moving, holding the position while holding the position, avoiding attacks, taking advantage of gaps, and pointing east and west.

Drunken boxing is a pictographic boxing technique that uses a drunken form to confuse the opponent and integrates martial arts offensive and defensive techniques. In terms of form, Drunken Boxing can be divided into several forms and states of intoxication such as pouring wine, first drink, slight drunkenness, crazy drunkenness, dead drunkenness and sobering up.

Drunken Master gives Xiang Xiaoer the feeling that one word is showy and the other word is chic.

Also, unlike other martial arts, Drunken Boxing does not have any false moves, and every move is a heavy blow. Combined with basic moves and deduced routines (combinations of moves), it can even stun people. Unconventional and unconventional moves, he is good at taking advantage of situations to gain strength, and 5% of his strength can often produce 3% of the critical hit effect. After drinking, you will gain 10 layers of strength for nothing (actually, you will forget the limitations of your body and show the limit of violent aesthetics. For example, the strength of the skin and flesh of your hands can only exert 6/10 of the punching strength, but it can be paralyzed after being drunk) The pain-sensing nerve can exert / of the punching power).

Wang Xiaoer muttered random thoughts in his mouth, practicing "Taibai drunkenness". The first form: taking a cup of Taibai, the second form: drinking three cups, the third form: drunken immortal worshiping heaven, the fourth form: drunken Taibai, and the fifth form: drunken immortal worshiping heaven.

After several complete routines, Wang Xiaoer's cotton training clothes were soaked with sweat, and white smoke was emitting from his body. It was not true energy, but sweat steam. He drank a lot of wine. |Zhenlu Wine|Wine brewed from fantasy dimension flower dew. In addition to replenishing water, it can also quickly restore physical strength. Replenish trace elements and electrolytes in the body at an extremely fast rate. Most importantly, it nourishes yin and nourishes yang, harmonizing dragon and tiger. If tiger bone wine is a fine wine, then Zhenlu wine is a holy product. Temporarily increases sexual endurance by half an hour (for anyone). Special effects: Improve all-round functions of the body.

After having Zhenlu wine, Wang Xiaoer basically drank Zhenlu wine (not mixed with water) like a red cow (feeling tired and thirsty). These special-function wines and dishes were an unexpected bonus. The building options of the Art of Architecture came with the function of a dimensional kitchen, which gave Wang Xiaoer an unexpected surprise. However, the cost of this attached dimension kitchen is really not cheap, it costs 100 million taels of silver.

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Wang Xiaoer is sitting on the training platform renovated from the rooftop of his house, holding a bottle of Zhenlu wine in his left hand and scrolling through the news on his mobile phone with one hand in his right hand. Not to mention that this little life is a bit pleasant. To compare my wines to drinks, tiger bone wine is like Laobaigan, snake gall wine is like Maotai, plum blossom wine is like water-soluble pure C100, and Zhenlu wine tastes close to Red Bull.

After a brief look at the news, I found that Tony Stark was a little too low-key. There was no gossip or other revelations, which made Wang Xiaoer a little disappointed. However, the awesome Stark Industries stock price reminded Wang Xiaoer of Moutai Liquor Industry in his previous life. This stock price was quite strong. A rough calculation shows that the market value of Stark Industries alone has reached 1/30 of the entire US stock market. I have to say that this is an incredible statistic. In addition, due to the habit of being a financial professional in my previous life, I looked at the price trend of Stark Industries and found that it was rising all the way. The corner of his mouth slid through an imperceptible arc. If there are time travelers who want to take advantage of the fluctuations in Stark Industries' stock price to make money, they are very unlucky. The turnover rate is frighteningly low, so there is no room for maneuver at all.

I exited the New York Times news page, found the video pinned to the top of YouTube, and started looking at the girl dressed as a beggar. Suddenly, a video with the title "Big Green Monster Sweeps Over Warner Street in New York" made Wang Xiaoer's heart skip a beat, right? This green guy showed up so quickly?

Clicking on the video, I found out: A big green man, about the same height as a large truck, ripped off the door of the large truck with one hand like tearing apart toast. He used the car door to block the bullets that were like raindrops, and another fist as big as a tree stump hit the cement floor. The cement floor under the fist was like plaster and shattered for several meters. The whole body is green and exudes a metallic luster, and the muscles are knotted like protruding meridians like steel bars. No one doubts the explosive power contained in it. The fierce face is full of flesh and blood, and the strange and cold green pupils make people shudder. Then, there was no more 5 seconds of footage. The picture quality was like CG, which was amazing.

Wang Xiaoer refreshed again and found that YouTube showed that this video was suspected of violating regulations and had been blocked by technical staff.