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The next day. "Ding dong ding dong" the doorbell rang n times. Wang Xiaoer didn't want to get up, so he went to see who it was.

So I flew to the security door and saw two people coming through the observation hole, one was an old man and the other was an old man. So he imitated Wang Xiaoer's voice and said, "Who is it? It's okay. I'll come back after lunch."

"My little friend, this is me, Wang Wu. I came here to bother you early because my father is anxious to see you. I hope for the sake of your father, Eugene Strange, to meet you." A voice came from outside the door. A powerful voice.

"Wait. I'm going to ask my boss for instructions." The voice has been switched to a shot's business.

Wang Wu and his father Wang Heping were confused at the door. What the hell, wasn't it Victor Strange who just spoke?

He flew back to Wang Xiaoer's bedroom and said, "The boss is an old man and an old man. They claim that Wang Wu is your father's friend. Do you want to meet? I can send them away."

Wang Xiaoer: "".

Wang Xiaoer looked at the time: 5: in the morning. Well, I woke up a bit late. This is a bad habit. I will change it next time. After thinking about it, he ordered: "Daimao, open the door for them and ask them to wait for me in the small living room for five minutes. If they are bored, tell them a cold joke."

After saying that, Wang Xiaoer went to the bathroom to take a bath with sleepy eyes. For a man who takes bath frequently, this process only takes about 5 minutes.

Switching to the voice of an adult man, he said: "The boss wants you to come in first, please. By the way, the password is 995120."

So when Wang Wu and his father Wang Heping opened the door, they found an extremely beautiful strange bird with a sky-blue body staring at them.

He said coolly in the voice of an adult man: "Ahem, why don't you look at me for so long if I'm so handsome. Let me introduce myself, I am the housekeeper of this house, Dai Mao. Just call me Dai Mao. My boss asked you to go to the living room and wait. Yes, he needs to clean up."

Wang Wu suppressed a smile and joked: "Then, please ask the butler to show you the way.". His father, Wang Heping, couldn't hold back the laughter of "Haha~".

Thinking that they admired me particularly, he waved his wings and said in a pretentious manner: "Follow me. This room is not big. It's just two steps ahead."

Five minutes is either long or short. So I thought it would be better to tell a cold joke instead of staring at him.

Imitating Wang Wu's voice, he said: What should we do if we catch mosquitoes alive in summer? .

Immediately afterwards, the voice of imitator Wang Heping replied:

1Of course we have to raise him

2Send him to school

3Buy him a house

4 Help him find a wife

5. Show him the child

Otherwise, what else can you do?

After all, it's your blood that's flowing on it

Wang Wu and Wang Heping both spat out the tea they drank. The handsome feathers were sprayed to look imageless.

He was stunned for a moment, then muttered a few spells. The tea that was on his body returned to Wang Wu and Wang Heping's teacups intact.

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After Wang Xiaoer came out of the shower, he changed into a dry and warm early spring white suit. I found two old people and a bird lying lazily on the sofa, neatly arranged and watching a cartoon - Woodpecker.

Woody Woodpecker is a classic character in cartoon movies in the 40s. He appeared in a series of slapstick cartoon comedies, so this character is designed to be very flexible and can perform various difficult and thrilling actions. This big bird, who is born to love "pranks", has the most interesting laugh, with a "bad" spirit.

Wang Xiaoer didn't care about this fool. He just acted like a junior and said to Wang Wu and Wang Heping: "You two, come to the study with me."

Wang Wu and Wang Heping quickly stood up, trying to stay away from this weird bird. Can your myna tell funny jokes? Does your myna know magic? Does your myna take you to watch cartoons with you? Yes, that big housekeeper just now was stupid.

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After Wang Xiaoer invited the two elderly people to their seats, he did not speak, but looked at Wang Wu with questioning eyes. After all, this was the first time that he met Wang Wu's father, an old man with gray hair and a strong face.

Wang Wu said: "Little brother, let me tell you the truth. We are here this time to be the exclusive agent for the sales of tiger bone wine in China. It is not to make money, but to promote national martial arts. I wonder what your requirements are, little brother?" "

Wang Xiaoer thought for a while and said, "Uncle Wang, you're too polite. There is no reason to refuse people when we open the door for business. But I only accept silver. I wonder if you can do it? In addition, I can give you a 9% discount on the price."

Wang Wu and Wang Heping looked at each other with a hint of embarrassment and said: "Little brother, we want the kind of tiger bone wine that is used at the opening ceremony."

Oh, I met someone who knows the goods, Wang Xiaoer thought. However, as a businessman, interests must still come first. So he said: "Uncle Wang, we are in business. Let's do this. I will refuse any counter-offer for 500 taels of genuine Tibetan tiger bone wine." The waiter thought for a while and finally gave me a capped price. It's not that Wang Xiaoer is stingy, but the two of them look like they're well-paid for their clothes. Moreover, they are wearing thin training clothes in the early spring, which shows that they are not afraid of the influence of cold and heat.

Wang Heping said: "My friend is very interested. The price is really conscientious. I would like to thank you for your generosity for the sake of Chinese martial arts. Tiger bones are the rarest treasures. In China, ordinary tiger bones can be sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars." Ten thousand r is equivalent to about 500 taels of silver. It is true that there is no wildlife protection law in the United States, but I have to say that I am benevolent and righteous. I am poor in literature and rich in martial arts, but just the threshold of foundation building will stump a large number of people. The Chinese martial arts It is a killing technique, but it only has moves and no inner strength to support it. If you practice martial arts without practicing kung fu, it will be in vain. The majestic national martial arts has been reduced to a dance."

Wang Xiaoer suddenly realized that he had a shortcoming. In the Marvel dimension, mages who did not know how to fight in close combat were not qualified. So he threw out a tempting bargaining chip and said: "Senior, this junior also has a kind of wine called snake gall wine. The material is naturally extremely expensive, and its effect is to clear the liver, improve eyesight, and enhance vision. A warrior drinks a jar. Ten kilograms increases one year's skill. I don't know if it's true or not, so please give it a try, Senior Wang."

|Snake gall wine|The snake gall of the giant python in the dream dimension is brewed using a secret method. It contains incredible power. Drinking it by ordinary people can only increase their eyesight. In addition to increasing the eyesight of warriors, drinking alcohol can also improve the martial arts.

Wang Wu and Wang Heping had long noticed that this family was very knowledgeable about wine. The entire front hall and living room were filled with all kinds of wine jars and bottles. Hearing Wang Xiaoer say that there is also good wine, Wang Xiaoer, who has been addicted to wine for most of his life and is also a master of Drunken Boxing, was seduced by Greedy.

Wang Xiaoer pretended to go to the wine cabinet to get wine, but in fact he took out a jar of Zhenzang (not mixed with water) snake gall wine from the Qiankun bag. I found three large ocean bowls and poured them into each bowl one by one. Suddenly the entire study was filled with the slightly bitter smell of snake gall and wine.

Wang Heping's movements are faster than any young man. He drank a bowlful of it in one breath, slowly releasing a turbid air in his body. Suddenly, I felt a heat flow starting from my stomach and overflowing to my limbs. It also travels throughout the body along specific movement routes. After looking inside, I found that there was a little more energy in my Dantian. The old man was so shocked that he crushed the big ocean bowl into pieces. This effect is too incredible.

If tiger bone wine is a foundation-building treasure, this snake gall wine is simply the gospel of a half-step master. Half-step masters are all late bloomers, and they originally had the hope of reaching the master realm. However, after middle age, their energy and blood decline, and there is insufficient energy and blood to supply them with the ability to reach the master realm. Internal boxing is better, there are methods of nourishing qi that can nourish qi and blood. But their lineage of Drunken Master is based on external skills. If you don't become a master before the age of thirty, you will have no hope for life. The best result is that a half-step master will live for 99 years.

Wang Heping opened his mouth and sighed a little: "My friend, the effect of this wine is exactly as what I said. But there are probably not many natural wines of this quality in the world. If there are only thirty or fifty jars, I can definitely hit it." Enter the realm of a master."

Wang Xiaoer said: "The material is indeed rare, and it is not easy for me to get it. I have a merciless request. If Senior Wang can fulfill it, then I still have a reserve of forty jars, and I will give it to you with all my heart."

Wang Heping's eyes suddenly widened and he said, "Seriously!"

This is unbelievable. I am already a half-step master, but I have no hope of ever becoming a master. But the amount of snake gall wine in front of you is enough. Is there anything more surprising than this? Not to mention a single request, even if you let yourself swing your sword into the palace, you are willing to do so.

Wang Xiaoer said: "Young man is 20 this year. I wonder if he can learn the essence of Drunken Boxing from your sect?"

Wang Heping thought for a while and said: "At the age of 20, you missed the best time to build your foundation, but if you take tiger bone wine for a long time, it can offset this deficiency. Come and let me touch the bones, don't struggle, it may be very painful. Let me see how cohesive you are."

"Oh my God~God~Buddha~" A sound of ghosts crying and howling came from the study.