The last elf

It was almost ten o'clock when I got home with the clothes I just bought. As soon as I walked in, I saw Li Zhiyue and Xueying sitting in front of the TV and watching the TV, so I called them. Greeting: "Hey, are you all here?"

"Huh? Why are you back? Is your leg healed?" Li Zhiyue asked in surprise after seeing me. .biqugev

"I've been fine for a long time, so I sneaked out of the hospital early. I'm a little hungry now. Please get me some midnight snacks."

Li Zhiyue nodded after hearing this, then stood up and entered the kitchen. At this time, Yu Xi and Ah Li came to my side and asked: "Master, what are you holding in your hand? Is it delicious?"

"Clothes, clothes, new clothes I just bought." I opened the bag and showed it to them. After reading it, they immediately pouted and said to me pitifully: "Master, we also want..."

I looked at Ah Li and Yu Xi and found that they had been wearing those clothes since they followed me in the detention center. Ah Li’s clothes were borrowed from Yunshanshan by me, while Yu Xi’s clothes seemed to be from the Dragon Clan. What about the purple jade clothes? Look at Xue Ying on the side, who is also wearing the cold cicada clothes of the Spirit Tribe. Speaking of which, I really failed as a master. They worked hard and followed me like this without any complaints. I haven't bought any clothes for them for a long time. Thinking of this, I decided to spend the whole day the day after tomorrow and accompany them to the mall to buy some nice new clothes for them. Speaking of which, I really want to see them put on new clothes. What will it be like after that?

After a while, Li Zhiyue came out with a bowl of noodles. After I took it, I sat at the table and started eating, regardless of whether it was hot or not. When I was getting high from eating, Lulu climbed up on the table, then stared at the noodles in my bowl with a pair of big bright eyes, her mouth open and a greedy look on her face.

Oh my God! This little girl is not tall enough to sit on a stool, but she can climb on the table? Who taught her this? It will definitely be great when you grow up...

Thinking of this, I decided to tease her, so I picked up a few noodles with chopsticks and put them on Lulu's head. When Lulu opened her mouth, she jumped up and wanted to bite the noodles. When she jumped up, I I raised the chopsticks a little higher, and after she landed on the table, I lowered the chopsticks a little... I believe all of you readers have used this method to amuse the cats and dogs at home, right? It's like playing monkey, it's so fun.

After several rounds, Lulu couldn't eat any more. She was so anxious that her face turned red and she was so angry that she almost cried. I finally couldn't help but hold her in my arms and share the bowl of noodles with her. At the same time, looking at her satisfied expression after eating the noodles, I was also thinking: Daughter, daughter, it’s a good thing to be able to eat, but don’t want to eat when you see something. Dad is really worried that one day someone will give you food. What should I do if I'm cheated? I hope you're not the kind of foodie who just follows anyone who has delicious food in their hands.

After eating, Lulu bounced back to Xueying's arms with a round belly and went to watch TV. Originally, I wanted to watch TV with them, but by this time I was already yawning and had double eyelids. They were all fighting, so I said good night to the five of them and went back to the room to sleep. My own crib was the most comfortable. I fell asleep in less than two minutes after lying on it. That's called a fragrance.

When I opened my eyes again, I saw that it was still dark outside the window. I picked up my phone and saw that it was already : the next night. I was so frightened that I jumped out of bed and rushed to the living room and shouted to them: "What the hell! Why did I sleep for twenty hours? I slept from ten o'clock last night to six o'clock tonight. Why didn't anyone wake me up?!"

Li Zhiyue, Xueying, and Ah Li were making dumplings. She turned around and said to me: "We called you several times. At that time, you said you still wanted to sleep, and you said there was nothing wrong with it except an earthquake." Don't wake you up, we won't wake you up afterwards, you can't wake yourself up."

"Really? Why don't I remember that I said that?"

"Um, can you get dressed first?" Li Zhiyue frowned and said.

Only then did I realize that I was wearing nothing but a pair of underpants, and in front of five girls, I saw Lulu covering her mouth and looking at me and snickering. I was so embarrassed that I howled again and again. He rushed back to the room, grabbed the new clothes he just bought yesterday, rushed back again, and then rushed into the bathroom amidst the laughter of the five of them.

Due to time constraints, I had to wash my hair in a hurry and then took a shower. After drying my hair and putting on new clothes, I opened the bathroom door and leaned against the door and whistled at them: " The beautiful woman opposite looks over, and my brother is very loving!"

"Hey, you're dressed so handsome and you're rushing out to go on a date with a little girl?" Li Zhiyue asked, squinting her eyes.

"What the hell, it's not a date, it's a party!" I waved my hand, but when I saw the way Xueying looked at me, I immediately changed my words: "It's not a party with a little girl! It's a party with my classmates from elementary school! My mother-in-law Ah! I swear to my grandma!"

Then I looked at the time and saw that it was already :. Even taking a taxi from my place to the Pearl Hotel would take at least ten minutes. It seemed that it was too late to walk now, so I had to say hello to them and say I wouldn’t be back tonight. Eat and then hurried out.

When I came to the street, I hailed a taxi and got in. But unexpectedly, there was a traffic jam halfway through. I was so anxious while sitting in the car. I heard He Xiangxiang said last night that people who are late will be punished. After all, What is the punishment? Could it be that he was taking off his pants? I remember that those grandsons liked to gather around an unlucky guy and pick off his pants since they were in elementary school. Of course, they only dared to pick off men... I was tortured by those beasts. Damn it, what hotel would a bunch of turtle grandsons arrange a party in? No, I chose that Pearl Hotel. It’s so far away. If I’m late, those beasts won’t really take off their pants, right? Thinking of this, I involuntarily tightened the belt.

After about five minutes, the road finally opened. I picked up my phone and checked the time. It was already :, with six minutes left. I thought it was over this time, so I shouted to the driver: "Master How long will it take to get there? Can you drive faster? Human lives are at stake! This is no joke! They really know how to steal..."

Seeing that I was in such a hurry, the driver asked me to sit still and stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out. I was sitting inside and was terrified. I didn't even get carsick at this time because I was so nervous and worried about being late. Worried about crashing again.

But then I was still late...

After getting off the car, I paid and ran towards the hotel door. When I was almost there, I saw dozens of people standing at the door. They all looked familiar. Yes, it was them.

"Wait brother! Brother is here!!!" I waved my hand and ran towards them. After I ran in front of them, a group of them surrounded me and said, "Good boy, you dare to be late for the class reunion, so there are so many of us. When you are alone, tell me, how should this matter be settled?"

Seeing their eagerness, I nodded consciously, then took out my belt and said pitifully to them: "Well, be gentle...the new pants I just bought yesterday, please don't tear them apart, okay?" ?”

They didn't react immediately when they heard it, so I asked curiously: "Aren't you going to take off your pants? Isn't this your favorite thing to do when you were in elementary school?"

"Holy shit, how old are you, are you ashamed? As punishment, you have to cover half of everyone's expenses tonight!"

A large group of boys nodded. Their feelings had been discussed in advance. These beasts...

I looked around and saw that one of the girls had a child. I knew that girl. She was the famous shrew in the class when I was in elementary school. She had the loudest voice in the class.

So I walked over to her, and before I could say anything, she smiled and said to me: "Oh, isn't this vitiligo? Are you okay?"

As soon as she finished speaking, all the female classmates around her laughed, including He Xiangxiang who was standing aside.

Damn it, I forgot to mention that these San guys had nicknamed me "Vitiligo" before, and my paralyzed brother was called Bai Yunfeng! Baiyunfeng! Not vitiligo! You and he are the ones with vitiligo, your whole family has vitiligo! My brother’s nice name is called like this by you bunch of bastards, a bunch of bastards.

I coughed and pointed at the child who looked to be one or two years old in her arms and asked, "Is this your son? Why is he drooling? He looks a lot like you."

But as soon as I finished speaking, she punched me in the arm: "You are the one who is drooling! If you dare to say anything about my son, I will beat you to death!"

Well, she just recruited it herself. She is such a brainless shrew, but I have to say that the little brat she is holding in her hands is really funny. Her eyes are so wide-eyed, but my Lulu’s eyes seem to be bigger than His is even bigger. If I had known, I would have brought Lulu here. When the time comes for my Lulu to have a fight with her little brat, I don’t believe Lulu can’t beat him. I’ll hit him with a hockey puck. ! If you don’t cry after taking a photo, take another photo until you cry! It must be fun to think about that scene.

After that, everyone entered the hotel and after ordering, everyone sat down around the table. Unfortunately, the person sitting next to me happened to be the shrew just now, which made me not know what to say.

Through everyone's chat, I slowly recalled it. I remember that this guy used to be the sports committee member of the class. At that time, there were so many boys in the class that no one could beat her. One time the teacher changed her seat and put her next to me. I was very unhappy at that time, but because I wasn't good at studying at that time, the teacher didn't bother me. From then on, this damn fat girl bullied me every day, no matter what the fuck. She said that I am also a pure man, how could I be bullied by her like this? Later, one time I was so angry that I started fighting with her... That's right! It was a real fight, but I was the one who got beaten up and cried. It’s true. It’s not that I’m too weak. It’s mainly because this damn fat girl relied on her own strength and her “bastard boxing” set was really awesome. It was so powerful, there was no flaw at all, and she was just a meat tank, so I was beaten to tears by her one after another. Fortunately, when the teacher saw that I didn’t have a good piece of meat on my body, he helped me change my seat. In the end, I got He Xiangxiang, But she was quite gentle, and later I graduated while crying. Poor me, Bai Yunfeng, I have been beaten by these girls since I was in elementary school, so now I feel pretty fucked when I think about it.

Listening to the classmates discussing the past, I turned my head and glanced at the shrew next to me... Ahem, so what... let's call her Shrew Yang, her surname is Yang.

I looked at Vixen Yang’s arm and swallowed. Damn, is this a human arm? Why do I get more and more panicked the more I look at it? Her arms are thicker than my legs. Fortunately, she hasn't reached this level since elementary school, otherwise I would have been wasted in her hands since elementary school.

"What are you looking at? You don't want to bully my son, do you?"

At this time, she glanced at me and asked.

I thought you were right. I couldn't beat you back then, and although I still can't beat you now, I can bully your son. If the older one can't beat the younger one, why can't I still beat you? But I quickly rejected this idea. Little kids are weak and not like adults. What if I slap them with one hand and they are stupid?

"Nothing, where is your man? Why didn't you come?" I quickly changed the subject, otherwise I would be beaten.

"Tell me, he was dragged back from the Internet cafe by me this afternoon, and he is kneeling on the washboard at home."

Originally, I was thinking in my heart, who is the hero who can tame this tigress like you? But now that I heard what Yang Shrew said, I was really speechless. This guy was dragged back from the Internet cafe...

well! Don't say anything, come on! Let's pray for the "martyr" together! After all, he even wants a tigress. As for whether he did it voluntarily, we won’t discuss it, but he is still a man after all. If it were you, would you dare to ask for it? Anyway, I admit that I don’t dare.

Shrew Yang said to me while eating melon seeds: "That damn guy, he just goes to Internet cafes and plays games all day long, and he's still so playful even though he's a father."

Oh, man... I sighed in my heart.

After I finished sighing, I picked up the cup, poured a cup of boiled water and said to the little boy in Shrew Yang's arms: "I respect you as a man, and I will drink this cup first!"

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"puff!!!!!!!"

"Fuck! Why is it still boiling water! My tongue is so hot and blistered!!!"

(End of this chapter)