The last elf

"Today is a good day. Everything you dream of can come true. Today and tomorrow will be good days..." I hummed a little tune while walking through the night market with He Xiangxiang. I have to say that my legs are so good that I can It feels good to be jumping around, and I no longer have to lie in bed with a dead look on my face all day long. .

"Xiangxiang, it's almost the Chinese New Year, why don't we buy some new clothes to wear?" I said to He Xiangxiang behind me while walking in front.

But after waiting for a long time, no one bothered me. When I looked back, I saw He Xiangxiang walking slowly with her head buried in her mobile phone, as if she didn't hear what I just said.

I frowned, walked up to her, patted her head and said, "Auntie, please stop playing with your phone while walking, okay? If we get hit by a car, we have to go back to the hospital. I don't want to go there again."

After hearing this, He Xiangxiang stretched out her phone in front of my eyes and said, "They said they are going to have a class reunion tomorrow. Speaking of which, we haven't gotten together for a long time!"

I glanced at her mobile phone screen and saw that a person named Zhang Tao in the primary school QQ group was posting about class reunion topics. At this time, many classmates were actively responding, and the group was busy chatting. Of course, I didn’t join the group. Please read the reasons later.

"Zhang Tao...isn't it just that...who is it..." I recalled while touching my head.

"That's the boy sitting at the table behind us with a pigtail on the back of his head!" He Xiangxiang reminded.

"Yes! Yes! I remembered it! It was that damn shemale! I remember when that damn transvestite was about to graduate from elementary school, he asked me to borrow three yuan! At that time, he said that he would definitely pay it back. Damn it, even now I haven’t paid it back yet!” I cursed after I remembered it.

"They said they would meet at the Pearl Hotel at seven o'clock tomorrow night. Anyone who is late will be punished!"

"Damn, it's boring, I won't go."

"Why don't you go? It's finally a chance for everyone to come out and get together."

"I'm not familiar with them, and I have no impression of many of them at all." I shook my head and said.

I'm telling the truth. Except for He Xiangxiang, I really have no impression of any other elementary school classmates. Not only my elementary school classmates, but also my junior high school classmates. I haven't contacted anyone since graduation. I have no contact with anyone through QQ and No phone number or other contact information was left. This is quite sad to say. After all, we have been classmates for several years, but in the end they all became passers-by. I am not exaggerating, nor am I not nostalgic. What kind of friendship is a friendship between classmates in elementary school and junior high school? At most, it's just a homework friendship. Even if we bump into each other on the street now, we just look at each other and pass each other. If the relationship is better, we will say hello, smile and then go our separate ways. Anyway, do you know him? Who?

I can only say four words about this: time wins.

"Don't be like this! Let's buy some nice clothes in this night market and then go to wow the crowd the next day, okay?" He Xiangxiang started to cry.

"It's okay to buy some clothes for the New Year. As for what you said about stunning the whole crowd, forget it. It's not fun, so I won't go." I crossed my hands and said.

"Are you going or not?! You're forcing me to go crazy, right?!" He Xiangxiang said and raised her palm towards me.

Damn, you want to hit me again? Do you really think I'm that easy to bully? !

"I won't go, what can you do to me?" After I said that, I shouted to the people around me who were shopping at the night market: "Here comes someone! I'm beating someone!"

Hearing my shout, the people around me immediately carried forward the traditional Chinese spirit of loving to watch the excitement, and all of them gathered around me.

"What's going on? What are you doing?"

"I don't know. I heard from this young man that he wanted to hit someone."

Hehehehe, with so many people watching, let me see if you dare to hit me now!

Just when I was smiling triumphantly with my hands on my hips, He Xiangxiang was stunned for a while, and then slapped me in the face.

"Pa!" There was a loud noise. I was not prepared at all. I was hit by her sudden big mouth and staggered back several steps. Then I spun around twice and then sat down. on the ground.

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The whole place was silent.

But it wasn't over yet. After the beating, He Xiangxiang cried aggrievedly. While crying, she said: "You are such a heartless man. You deceived me and you don't want me anymore. You treat me so well even though I'm so kind to you. Why are you like this?" people……"

Oh My God! What she said, I can open my mouth so much that I can put a goose egg in it. What the hell! ?

After hearing what she said, the adults suddenly understood. They all pointed at me and said, "It turns out that this young man was beaten because he deceived the girl's feelings. He really deserves it. What a good beating!"

What's more serious is that after hearing what He Xiangxiang said, several men who looked like migrant workers walked up to her and comforted her a few words, and then said to her: "Girl, don't hurt your hands. Let us teach this kind of people a lesson." Just come!" After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards me.

It’s over, the accent is still from the north. Speaking of which, these northerners are so strong, they are even bigger than an ox. If you punch them, let alone a person, the ox will be overturned... If I don’t take action, I will definitely have to go back to the hospital again this time. Well, if I really get punched by them, whether I can survive to the hospital is a question. Maybe I will have to hang on the road before I get to the hospital. By then, the hospital will not have to go to the hospital, and I will just carry it to the funeral home... …

Thinking of this, I quickly stood up from the ground, and then used the "lazy donkey rolling" move to roll directly past those northern migrant workers, then came to He Xiangxiang and knelt down in front of He Xiangxiang and yelled: "Dear!!! Just now , that slap of yours woke me up, and now I understand that you have paid so much for me, and it’s all my fault. I don’t dare to do this anymore. Please forgive me! Ah!!!”

In order to enhance my tone, I even said "Ah!!!" However, I swear that I said these words without conscience, because if I didn't say it at that time, I would have to go to the hospital, or to be precise, to go to the funeral parlor... …So after thinking about it, I still feel that saving my life first is the most important thing.

When He Xiangxiang heard what I said, she covered her mouth and laughed. Because it was dark at the time and the surroundings were dark, and her body trembled when she laughed, those buddies from the north thought He Xiangxiang Xiang cried again, so they walked toward me again with fists in their hands.

"Auntie, please say something! Stop laughing now, okay?! It's really going to kill someone!!! Can't I go with you?"

I almost cried at that time. I didn't expect this girl to become so smart. I was no match for her at all. Is this the same -year-old who was in Wuyishan some time ago? Hey, now my life is in her hands, so I don't have the courage that a man should have at this moment. I am kneeling and coaxing, just kowtow.

"Okay, then I will forgive you once. Uncles and aunties, thank you for helping me change his mind. It's okay now. Let's all leave!"

After hearing what He Xiangxiang said, those watching the excitement gradually left, but the few buddies from the north still seemed a little worried. One of them came over and said to He Xiangxiang: "Sister, if something like this happens again, Remember to call me, I love to teach these pretty boys a lesson." After saying that, he left a phone number for He Xiangxiang, then made a muscle-flexing gesture to me and left.

"Okay! Let's buy some good-looking clothes here. We will stun everyone at the class reunion tomorrow!"

I ignored her, but took several steps away from her, because this girl was too dangerous. If I stood with her, I might die at some point. There is no way, the IQ suppression is too harsh.

"Do you think I look good in this?" He Xiangxiang asked me as she walked into a stall and picked up a blue windbreaker.

I took a look, and nodded wildly like a chicken pecking at rice: "You look good, you look good in anything, but you look better without clothes." Of course, I didn't dare to let her hear what she said, otherwise I would be beaten to death by her. …

"Why are you so far away from me? Am I so scary? Come here and help me see if this looks good!"

Auntie, can you please stop talking? Just look at the clothes carefully. What are you talking about? Damn it, are you more than scary? It’s almost to the point of being scary, isn’t it? My hair stood on end.

"You look at yours and I look at mine. If you have nothing to do, don't call me." I walked in and told her, then I went to the men's clothing area to have a look. The boss was a woman in her thirties. When she saw me walking in, she started following me. People around me kept recommending this and that to me, which made me feel embarrassed.

So I coughed and said to her: "Go and recommend some clothes for my friend that will look good. I will call you if you need anything."

To be honest, when I’m shopping for clothes, I don’t like people following me around to recommend this or that piece to me. I feel as if I’m being stared at. Why do you think you’re following me? Will I steal your clothes when you are not paying attention? If I see clothes I like, why don’t I take them myself? What if I am disabled? Besides, you don’t know what color clothes I like. The clothes I like are black and white. What do you mean when you ask me if I like a dress that is red or green and has flowers on it? ? Why do I look more and more like what a woman is wearing? You know, I am a pure man...

But after a quick glance, I didn’t see any clothes that I like. Don’t say I’m very discerning. That’s how I buy clothes. I walk in and take a quick look. If I don’t like it, I leave. If I see something I like, I can try it out to see if it fits. It fits, as long as it fits, just buy it, no matter what the three hundred and five hundred, I don't bother to bargain, as long as you like it, buy it no matter how expensive it is, and you won't feel bad if you buy it, and don't give it away if you don't like it. I believe that many people Is this the case? Of course, the premise is that you don’t care about money as much as I do.

And He Xiangxiang is such a unique person. She has a characteristic when buying clothes, that is, when she sees something she likes, she will ask the price first. And she has already estimated the price in her mind before taking the piece of clothing, for example If you say one hundred and fifty, she won't buy it if you say one hundred and sixty. If you say one hundred and fifty, she will try to cut the price a little more. If she can't cut it off, she will buy it.

I stood aside speechlessly watching He Xiangxiang and the proprietress almost come to blows over ten or twenty yuan. It made my balls hurt. If you want me to say you like it, just buy it. Just chop it off. How tired are you? Isn’t it just a few dozen dollars? How big of a deal is it?

"Oh, you should be cheaper, I only have one hundred with me."

"No, girl, one hundred and two is already the lowest price. If it goes any lower, I will lose money. It's not easy for me to do business."

After chopping and chopping but unable to cut it off, He Xiangxiang threw the clothes into the hands of the landlady and said angrily: "Humph! I won't buy it!" After saying that, she pulled me out of the stall with her mouth pouting.

"Hey? You should really like that dress. It's only twenty yuan. I have it here. Let's go back and buy it!"

"Not buying!"

He Xiangxiang seemed to be really angry this time. Her little mouth was so pouting that it almost reached the sky. But I have to say that it was really pretty, uh... quite cute.

Hey, I had no choice but to tell her that I was going to a nearby public toilet for a quick break, and then took the opportunity to run back to the stall and buy the dress just now for dollars, because I could see that she was serious about it. Love that dress.

"Now! Take it!" I pushed the blue windbreaker into her hand and said.

"Huh? Didn't you go to the bathroom? Why did you bring this dress again? How much did you spend on it?"

"Uh... I went to use the restroom. I happened to pass by that stall on the way back. The proprietress grabbed me and said that because I look so handsome and you like this dress so much, she would sell it for yuan. Me." I said, scratching my head.

"Really? Hee hee, I knew this dress could sell for up to yuan. In fact, I carry more than yuan with me. I just thought it couldn't be that expensive. Do you think I can calculate it accurately?" He Xiangxiang smiled proudly after hearing this.

I nodded, thinking to myself, it's definitely yuan, isn't it? As for losing your temper? It’s really a woman’s heart. Just now she was pouting with an unhappy look on her face, and now she’s smiling like a flower. Speaking of which, you are really the same. Fortunately, I didn’t say that I bought it for one hundred and twenty, otherwise Do you want it? You will definitely let me go back, right? How on earth should I say hello? When you are smart, you are frighteningly smart, and when you are stupid, you are terribly stupid. Can you believe my reason? Why did she sell it to me for yuan just because I looked handsome? Why didn't she think I was handsome and then give the whole stall to me? Alas, women, women, are such strange creatures.

(End of this chapter)