Just a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor
不过是黑魔法防御课教授罢了
Summary
Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.
“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”
…
A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.
“When was the happiest day of your life?”
There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.
“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”
“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”
Harry suddenly turned gloomy.
“Every Christmas.”
“Why is this?”
He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.
“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”
……
The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”
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ps: no system
ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter
ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably
- 1 Chapter 1: House, Will and Owl
- 2 Chapter 2: door at the end of the hallway
- 3 Chapter 3: The Wizard's Secret Study
- 4 Chapter 4: Wands and Magic
- 5 Chapter 5: The original owner's diary
- 6 Chapter 6: Professor McGonagall's visit
- 7 Chapter 7: Letter of Appointment for Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor
- 8 Chapter 8: only 1 choice
- 9 Chapter 9: physical memory
- 10 Chapter 10: 1 tool man
- 11 Chapter 11: goodbye my tomato scrambled egg ice cream
- 12 Chapter 12: complex relationship
- 13 Chapter 13: changes that must be made
- 14 Chapter 14: unexpected reaction of the body
- 15 Chapter 15: crescent moon
- 16 Chapter 16: Hogwarts Express
- 17 Chapter 17: Enter Hogwarts
- 18 Chapter 18: Dumbledore
- 19 Chapter 19: Unfortunate Harry and Ron
- 20 Chapter 20: donkey at hogwarts
- 21 Chapter 21: Daredevil Neville
- 22 Chapter 22: are you looking for me?
- 23 Chapter 23: windfall
- 24 Chapter 24: defensive magic
- 25 Chapter 25: Lesson 1
- 26 Chapter 26: combat class
- 27 Chapter 27: challenge tom
- 28 Chapter 28: education plan
- 29 Chapter 29: worthy of the title of professor
- 30 Chapter 30: teacher assembly
- 31 Chapter 31: Sherlock's Blessing
- 32 Chapter 32: rally at the bar
- 33 Chapter 33: private conversation
- 34 Chapter 34: unlucky harry
- 35 Chapter 35: have fun tomorrow
- 36 Chapter 36: happy halloween
- 37 Chapter 37: not happy halloween
- 38 Chapter 38: Doubtful coincidence
- 39 Chapter 39: forbidden area
- 40 Chapter 40: "Soul Stitching"
- 41 Chapter 41: torn soul
- 42 Chapter 42: won't do bad things
- 43 Chapter 43: 2nd attack
- 44 Chapter 44: Order of the Phoenix Party
- 45 Chapter 45: Aurors
- 46 Chapter 46: Phoenix 2
- 47 Chapter 47: Basilisk
- 48 Chapter 48: Is it possible that Professor Forrest is a crow's mouth?
- 49 Chapter 49: Crow's Mouth Test
- 50 Chapter 50: Neville's anomaly
- 51 Chapter 51: The weather should be fine today
- 52 Chapter 52: 2nd test
- 53 Chapter 53: man or god
- 54 Chapter 54: 3rd test
- 55 Chapter 55: A world where only Hermione is hurt
- 56 Chapter 56: 8 nonsense
- 57 Chapter 57: holiday starts
- 58 Chapter 58: interrupt casting
- 59 Chapter 59: This 1 must be a curse!
- 60 Chapter 60: not so merry christmas
- 61 Chapter 61: 3rd attack
- 62 Chapter 62: you doubt me, i doubt you
- 63 Chapter 63: Lucius Malfoy
- 64 Chapter 64: Who is the problem
- 65 Chapter 65: missing old book
- 66 Chapter 66: disappointment and loss
- 67 Chapter 67: 1 Nothing
- 68 Chapter 68: pick up money
- 69 Chapter 69: Riddle's Diary
- 70 Chapter 70: the person who opened the secret room
- 71 Chapter 71: Parseltongue
- 72 Chapter 72: Slytherin descendant
- 73 Chapter 73: Owl Post Office and Floo Powder
- 74 Chapter 74: Apparition cram school
- 75 Chapter 75: Andrew Cavill
- 76 Chapter 76: The secret room that was opened 50 years ago
- 77 Chapter 77: Dumbledore's memory
- 78 Chapter 78: even if the result is wrong
- 79 Chapter 79: true slytherin descendant
- 80 Chapter 80: no more attacks
- 81 Chapter 81: give him this chance
- 82 Chapter 82: Dumbledore's decision
- 83 Chapter 83: Hogwarts closed
- 84 Chapter 84: Aragog
- 85 Chapter 85: make a fortune with them
- 86 Chapter 86: burning forbidden forest
- 87 Chapter 87: Harry's discovery
- 88 Chapter 88: Entrance to the Chamber of Secrets
- 89 Chapter 89: Tom Riddle's Conspiracy
- 90 Chapter 90: Tom Riddle and Voldemort
- 91 Chapter 91: It's stable now!
- 92 Chapter 92: Not just Voldemort's memories
- 93 Chapter 93: soul stitch
- 94 Chapter 94: Good night
- 95 Chapter 95: no regret decision
- 96 Chapter 96: afterwards
- 97 Chapter 97: Grave in the Forbidden Forest
- 98 Chapter 98: Duke of Devonshire
- 99 Chapter 99: go out to relax
- 100 Chapter 100: The Wizard's Road Trip
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