Xiuxian is like this

Lu Bei was speechless, he couldn't do anything except cursing Qilijing for not being the Son of Man.

He complained to the wings a few times, but he asked clearly. Abandoning the scriptures did not tamper with the memory. He modified the settings shamelessly, and placed the layout of the Yellow Emperor in the middle palace on the little white-faced Hunjun.

Like a boulder falling into the water, all the wings were blown up, which made him how can he keep a bowl of water level in the future!

It is true that the status of the wings in Lu Bei's mind does vary. For example, Gu Mi cannot be compared with Huang Yu, and Lin Jushui's green dragon cannot be compared with Bai Jin, She Xuan or Zhu Qilan.

But I can't make it clear that Lu's attitude towards the wings is that every person is a dead ghost baby, and the Lu family only comes first, first come, there is no distinction between superior and inferior.

It's all right now, the status in the world of Conferred Gods is ranked according to the degree of preference, no matter how well-behaved and sensible the wings are, they will have to compete.

Abandon the scriptures, abandon the scriptures, your trick is really damaging!

All in all, the Sutra of Abandonment only modified one setting, and Lu Bei's harem exploded, even if Lu Bei explained it clearly, it was useless.

At this point in the atmosphere, whether it is true or not is no longer important, and the wings are competitive, and this is the most troublesome thing for Lu Bei.

To give the simplest example, the Taifu no longer called Zhu Qilan his sister. He opened his mouth as a student and closed his mouth as a disciple.

Lu Bei: ε=(′ο｀＊))

"My dear brother, stop moaning, mother is still waiting, hurry up, this road is not long, we have already walked for half a day."

"What's there to urge, I'm walking!"

Lu Bei hummed twice, slowing down his pace as much as possible, occasionally getting lost or something.

But soon, he had to pick up the pace.

There is no lack of beautiful maids in the Yaohuang Palace, and there are gossips among the Yaoyao. They are respectful on their front feet, dare not gossip about the Yao Emperor, and talk quietly with their hind feet, praising the Yao Emperor's good appetite for eating rice.

That's what low-class high society looks like.

The little yellow croaker is right, some things are hidden, and others treat them as gossip at most, but once you show it to the public, then you will be embarrassed, don't blame everyone for joining in the fun, it's your fault first.

Old Lu Bei was wronged, and he had no choice but to choose one of Queen Jiang and Daji. What he could do was to be a good husband who would not give mistress a high position.

The two brothers stopped and went, lost their way in the big demon palace several times, and they could be considered to have arrived at the empress dowager's bedroom.

Today's Hu Er dressed up to attend, wearing a gorgeous palace dress with a slender waist, a little pink, and an already charming and charming face.

Mostly after being a queen mother for a period of time, she cultivated the majesty of a person in power.

Lu Bei looked at it and called it a fluke. Fortunately, he stuck to the bottom line in the illusion and didn't let his filial piety harden. Otherwise, the memories of the past eight years would come over, and coupled with the unclear relationship between Tai Su and Lu Bei, Hu Er might really be The broken can broke.

"I've seen my mother, I've seen my sister-in-law."

When Lu Bei saw Mu Ziwei, the apprentice of the Grand Tutor, he saluted politely. When he was alone with Hu San, he usually called Mu Jiling his younger brother and sister, but in front of him, he never changed the address randomly.

Mu Jiling blinked, hesitated for a while, and then called him His Majesty the Demon Emperor.

Otherwise, how should she address each other, second brother, master, or...

Mu Jiling carefully glanced at Hu Er.

Or the father-in-law?

What a mess!

Mu Jiling complained and glanced at Hu San, you didn't say your house was such a mess before you entered the door.

Hu San didn't respond, he was busy, thinking of something happy, he was bowing his head and waist, his shoulders were still twitching.

"Stinky boy, what are you doing with your head down?"

Hu Er glared at Lu Bei, got a handsome head back, and turned to Hu San, "What's so funny, tell me for my mother to hear."

"Old...mother misunderstood, the boy didn't smile, it was throbbing in pain."

Hu San raised his head, pointed at Wuyanqing, and said aggrievedly: "Second brother did not know what kind of madness he had, and suddenly became so angry that he beat the child. God is sorry, I didn't say anything, but just stated the good things he did."

Lu Bei didn't respond, but took a sip of the tea.

In this queen mother's palace where there is no family warmth at all, probably only this cup of tea still has a trace of warmth.

"It's weird, you were not beaten to death by your elder brother."

Hu Er was surprised: "Could it be that your latest cultivation has made great progress, and you can have a relationship with Invincible?"

"That's not true. Your Majesty loves Daji so much that he didn't kill him."

"It's true, the poison of a tiger does not eat its children."

"Poof—" x2

Mu Jiling and Lu Bei sprayed tea at the same time. The former was amazed that the family was so out of touch that he couldn't blend in for a while, while the latter...

Lu Bei: ...

Old hag, that's not how the tiger's poison does not eat the child. The idiom is too deep, you can't grasp it, let it go quickly, and let someone who can grasp it.

Good news, hearing Hu Er's teasing tone, she didn't take the rumors of being too su=too dark=Lu Bei at ease, the godmother and godson still have something to do.

Bad news, this stubble will not pass.

In Lu Bei's impression, Hu Er is different from the demon emperor of the nine-tailed fox clan, and she hates the first demon emperor very much.Worship is on the one hand, and resentment for not leaving any bloodline heirs, which leads to continuous tragedies for the latecomers, is another aspect, because it is a part of the tragedy itself, and the emotion of hatred is obviously higher than worship.

Then, he picked up a godson, raised him, and raised him to be the first generation of demon emperor who was invincible ten thousand years ago.

What's the point of this?

I'm so unlucky, no wonder others, it's all up to me?

Lu Bei thought that Hu Er's mood must be very complicated. At this time, it was inconvenient for him to speak, and it was useless to make jokes. He sat upright like Mu Jiling, and silently watched Hu Er and Hu San talk about cross talk.

"Mother, have you heard that there are rumors and gossips in the Wan Yao Kingdom recently, all saying that His Majesty the Demon Emperor is respectful and humble. Seeing his mother-in-law was lonely and alone, he had no choice but to be pitiful, so he stepped forward to send warmth. He has been doing this for many years, silently. It's low-key."

"The king knows that his ministers are suffering, and he takes care of them personally. He is really a benevolent king."

Hu Er was overjoyed, lowered his voice and said: "Tell me more about this passage, how did Your Majesty send you warmth?"

"How does this child know, I know that the rumors are definitely not groundless, the Demon Emperor, hey, mother, you have to be careful, after all, you are alone."

"No, eight years of peace and tranquility have come here, and my mother's appearance is not good, so I can't get into the eyes of the faint king."

Lu Bei: "..."

No, I have to go, this Demon Palace cannot stay anymore.

Before Lu Bei could turn his head and leave, Hu Er laughed and said, "My son, why didn't you say a word today? Usually, you are the smartest when you gossip. Why don't you say anything today?"

Because I'm that fun!

Lu Bei snorted twice: "My child is foolish, not good at words."

"So it's true?"

Hu Er's eyes lit up: "Let's hear, how did you and that Phoenix patriarch get on good terms? As far as my mother knows, she has been practicing pure and solitary cultivation for 5000 years in this world, and she can't be fooled by just a few words."

Mu Jiling: (=_=)

You can fool me with just a few words, are you talking about her?

"It's not you, what mother is referring to is Tai Tuo, that is, your master." Hu San hurriedly explained.

Mu Jiling: (=_=)

Shut up, you might as well not explain, no one thinks you are dumb.

"Mother, don't listen to the slander. The child has explained it to Xiao Huangyu many times. The old patriarch is pure and pure, and the child is not close to women. Everything is a rumor. There is no wind, no waves, and rumors respond from all directions. It is not a day's work, it must be Some treacherous people are secretly discrediting the good name of the child."

Lu Bei complained bitterly, who is that person, he will not name him, new grudges add to old ones, sooner or later he will abandon the scriptures and look good.

"Since that's the case, what are you waiting for, my child? This group of blind people, under the protection of the Demon Emperor, are still gossiping, and quickly ordered the family to be ransacked and exterminated." Hu Er said.

"Not too good, there are too many people passing it on."

"Then kill them all, mother wants to see blood flow into rivers."

"..."

Lu Bei faltered and killed them all, leaving no one left in the Wan Yao Kingdom.

He had a firm attitude before, it was purely a mouthful, he really killed a bloody river, he was not so stupid to that extent.

Taking a step back, the rumors are not all nonsense, and some of them are in line with objective facts.

Seeing that Lu Bei couldn't speak, Hu Er became even more energetic, and tried his best to persuade Hunjun to stand up, and with Hu San who was helping the flames next to him, the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb had the potential to make a comeback.

Lu Bei couldn't take it anymore, he couldn't be happy at all because he was a fun kid, so he rushed out for a walk on the pretext that the three-legged golden crow was going to pee.

The three-legged Golden Crow can turn into the sun anytime and anywhere, and it needs to be shushed. They are all thousand-year-old foxes, so who the hell is this?

Looking at Lu Bei who fled in despair, Hu Er heaved a sigh of relief, picked up his teacup and took a sip. Such a joke, smart as a big boy, must be able to understand her thoughts.

The godmother is still the godmother, and the eldest brother is still the eldest brother, so there is no need to be guilty, let alone avoid seeing him all day long, if there is nothing to do and talk about it, the Fox family will not be chaotic.

"Mother is clever, my brother must have squatted in the corner and cried." Hu Sanle said.

"Shut up, your father is gone, what are you so happy about?"

"..."

Fox Three: (=words=)

Old hag, talking crazy all day long, she doesn't have a mother's demeanor at all, I wish you to become my younger brother and sister soon!

"What are you muttering about?"

"Praise my mother for being beautiful."

"Hehe, I think you are itchy!"

Hu Er's eyes gleamed fiercely. In the memory of eight years, she, the eldest sister Daji, has often bullied the second younger sister. She will take revenge at any time, and it is now.

Ever since the fire poison in Hu San's body was removed, his cultivation has been increasing day by day, while he can still be beaten now, hurry up and beat him a few more times, so that he won't be able to catch anyone if he wants to beat him in the future.

……

Besides, on Lu Bei's side, he left the queen mother's palace as if fleeing, looked back and smiled.

Then he yelled: "Old witch, are you the one who persuades people like this? You just say it out loud and you're done. You obviously want to see my jokes. Bah, don't even think about it. If it weren't for my filial piety, you would have become a happy child! "

After a distance of three to five miles, Lu Bei dissipated the depression in his chest, and he was deflated everywhere in the past few days, which can be regarded as a lot lighter.

He probed his head to go to the imperial study room, patted his buttocks when he passed by two vixens, turned his head and saw the little yellow croaker working diligently, and leaned closer with a sullen face.

There is no way, I still have to coax, who makes this cold butt smell good!

Ten days later, Lu Bei was released, which barely appeased all the wings. Although the good times are still to come, Hu Er and Hu San have returned to normal, and the status of the Hu family is still as usual. Lu Bei breathed a sigh of relief.

He returned to the Heavenly Palace to help the wings overcome the catastrophe. As the emperor of heaven, holding the great seal of the emperor of heaven, he didn't need to discuss the matter of crossing the catastrophe with Brother Tian, ​​and he settled it by himself.

Lord has authority!

After crossing the catastrophe, one by one sent a magic weapon to make amends, and then one by one made a promise of exhaustion, and suppressed the harem that had already been fried.

Lu Bei knew very well that a person's life depended on vanity and disobedience, and cultivating immortals was no exception, because they had already been dragged down from the mortal world.

The wings had the idea of ​​comparing each other, and the harem was in chaos, which could not be suppressed for a while.According to the conventional routine, his harem will usher in an era of separatist regimes, one person is not enough to accomplish things, and alliances between large and small alliances are inevitable.

"A palace fight scene, I just showed you the demeanor of the seven heroes of the Warring States period. What happens next, the three kingdoms stand together, the Chu and Han contend for hegemony, Wang Mang usurps power, and the eight kings are in chaos?"

Staying out of the matter, this scene is so good that the audience will not get tired of it after a hundred episodes, but as the leading actor, Lu Bei just wants to fight to the death with the screenwriter Qi Lijing.

If this thing hadn't changed the script indiscriminately, how could this magnificent drama of cultivating immortals have become a bad movie about the intrigue of the harem.

The pattern has been pulled down!

……

Heavenly Sword Sect, Gathering Swords Hall.

Bang!

"Where did that bastard of the Abandonment Sutra go? Talk, you usually do what you can, why are you all pretending to be dumb now!"

In the hall, a group of elders lowered their brows and pleasing their eyes, asking each of them what to do.

Not to mention that they really don't know where the Sutra of Abandonment is, even if they know, they don't dare to say it, just like they don't dare to spread gossip about who slept with their mother-in-law. To be a person, you must know yourself, and anyone can laugh at the invincible joy of life. Is it?

The invincible Yun Zuoyu only dared to hide in the underworld and laugh.

Lu Bei guessed that Abandoning the Sutra came to steal the house again, but it turned out that he came a step late, and the storyteller had long since disappeared, and he couldn't even see the ghost of the other party with the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven.

Ever since, the anger was transferred, and the elders on duty suffered.

Especially the elder surnamed Zhan, just because he laughed at himself, "I'm a minister, a treacherous minister, not good at words", he was sprayed wildly by Lu Bei for half an hour.