Xiuxian is like this

Lu Bei handed over the cuffs, and Huang Xiao pushed them away. The flames of the phoenix burned on his body, and the tears evaporated to restore the calmness of the ancient well.

At the same time, Lu Bei's body also fainted from the flames of the phoenix. He had practiced too many double cultivations, and he couldn't control it at all, so he touched it himself.

The two flames of the phoenix blend together, making it difficult to separate each other.

Lu Bei was stunned, and hurriedly pressed the flames that crossed the border back into his body, while Huang Xiao was in a daze, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes, and murmured: "Your Majesty treats me like this, and I will be a bull and a horse to repay you in the next life, but in this life Well, your majesty asked me how to face the demon queen, tell me, do I still have the face to live in the future?"

"Xian... Brother Xiao, let me tell the truth, you don't need to worry about this, everything is an illusion, don't take it seriously." Lu Bei said shyly.

Huang Xiao: "..."

Is it a hallucination, don't you know what you are, you don't know, it's fine to deceive others, don't deceive yourself too!

"Also, little yellow croaker has already decided that we have an affair, it's just a mistake, you don't have to worry about it..."

"roll!"

Huang Xiao raised his hand and pointed, and Lu Bei slipped away. Before leaving, he lightly installed the door.

In the quiet room, Huang Xiao had mixed emotions in her heart. She hated the Hunjun for trapping her in injustice, and was angry with those eight years of absurd and obscene memories. She has practiced for 5000 years, and a little memory can't mess with her Taoism. Panic.

The problem is, in the memory, Hun Jun is not the only one who favors her, the little yellow croaker is also there, and the same memory is also in the little yellow croaker.

I have a splitting headache and can't do anything!

Huang Xiao raised her hand to rest her forehead, the sky is big and the earth is big, there is no place for her in the world.

"Sort by preference, I am the queen..."

"Too plain, too dark... Lu Bei..."

"Foolish Lord mistaken me!!"

……

Bang!

In the Demon Palace, there was a loud noise, and the two vixens guarding the gate didn't understand where the Demon Queen had such a big desire today. Hearing the sound, it was clear that another jade bed had been crushed.

Bah, you don't feel bad when you sit down, the other witches haven't tasted the sweetness at all!

Inside the room, Lu Bei was clutching the edge of the bed tightly, looking at the sky with blank eyes, a tear slowly slipped down, and the main target was a lovely and pitiful one.

Good fortune is in his hands, he shouldn't be like this as a perpetual chicken, it's purely acting, not seeking to win Huang Yu's sympathy, just to make her happy.

The effect was mediocre, the little yellow croaker was full of resentment, and she was already very jealous, but she was really practicing Lu Bei to death.

She used to be sneaky, out of sight and out of mind, so she didn't care, but now it's a good thing, she has directly instilled a ridiculous and shameless memory, but it still exists.

What do you mean, just cook the cooked rice with raw rice, and remove the fig leaf, so that she has to accept it even if she doesn't want to?

Impossible, there are no doors!

The demon empress solemnly told the demon emperor that it is best to give up that heart, and she would not let the demon girl enter the demon palace as a younger sister if she said it ten thousand times.

In the end, she is the demon queen, and the queen is just her!

Two hours later, the little yellow croaker burst into tears, hitting and biting the wicked person.

In stark contrast to it is the Qili Sutra who is telling the story of Tianjianzong. Today, he will not talk about anything else, but only talk about the family affairs of the Emperor of Heaven.

After having fun with the Sutra of Abandonment, I still haven't had enough fun thinking about it, because the audience is too inferior, each of them is low-level and tight-lipped, and they don't dare to spread rumors when they know about it.

In order to spread the fun, Abandoned Sutra fixed his eyes and looked into the distance. Between the heaven and the earth, there is a place that can be called Lu Bei's hometown.

Blue Star!

Abandonment Sutra can't go to Blue Star, at least not now, but he has a way to pass the news.

With the help of the player's mouth.

This group of people are not afraid of anything, they have the advantage per capita, and they dare to laugh before dying in the face of the wrath of the emperor, they are the best tools and mouthpieces.

Ever since, the player received the mission for the first time.

An advanced mission from the Invincible and Immortal Sword Master Abandoned Sutra.

Ever since, the story of the Heavenly Emperor playing with his own mother-in-law was not only spread wildly in the Kyushu mainland, but also spread across borders and universes to Blue Star.

Good things do not go out, bad things cross the universe.

Abandoning Jing felt great comfort, his painstaking efforts were not in vain, and only in this way can he be worthy of the status of Emperor of Heaven.

Through the observation of the Abandonment Sutra, he found that there was a stratification among the players, and some players had a strong sense of awe towards him. Seeing him was like seeing a god, and they no longer had the normal heart of laughing and joking.

"Interesting, it seems that the other side has also noticed..."

"Are we going to border?"

……

Bang!

"It's unreasonable, who is spreading rumors!"

In the Demon Emperor's Palace, Lu Bei heard Huang Chong's report that there were rumors going around in the Wan Yao Kingdom, that the Demon Emperor slept with his mother-in-law, who was the former head of the Phoenix clan, and the demon queen gave birth to her mother Huang Xiao, and was immediately furious.

"The old patriarch is pure and clean, and Gu is notoriously not close to women. Who is gossiping, find out, find out and destroy Gu's whole family!"

Lu Bei was furious, this time he really planned to kill the demon head Gun Gun.

"Report, Your Majesty, the whole Myriad Monster Kingdom is spreading it." Huang Hong said with a headache, he couldn't just kill all the monsters in the whole country to cover up the royal family.

"Kill, kill them all."

"Your Majesty said nonsense there, and they didn't say anything nonsense, everything was true." The demon queen Huang Yu entered the arena with a sneer. Hearing her words, Lu Bei immediately lost his temper.

"Good wife, you can't talk like that..."

"Shut up, I am not your good wife, she is."

"..."

Lu Bei rolled his eyes straight, glanced outside the hall from the corner of his eye, and found the fox's tail sweeping back and forth, and immediately regained his energy.

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The lonely Daji, bah, the lonely big brother is here to save you.

Lu Bei Pi Dian Pi Dian leaned forward, and before he could speak, Hu San grabbed him: "My lord, you are so cruel, you haven't touched my concubine for eight years."

"puff--"

Why do you even have a memory?

"Stop pretending to vomit blood, your beloved concubine, our mother is waiting in the Queen Mother's bedroom, let me call her big son home for dinner!"

"Then, what, it's a bit messy, can I not go?"

"What do you say?"

"..."

It's messed up, it's all messed up.

Chapter 991 Xixi matter, call, Wei Junjie

In the palace compound, the Fox brothers walked side by side, and they became shoulder-to-back as they walked.

"Brother, let's start with the ugly words. Hitting you for my brother is just like beating... my brother. You can beat me however you want. Even if you die, my brother can bring you back from the underworld and beat you again, so you speak Think carefully beforehand." Lu Bei threatened.

Hu Sanping has eight more years of memory for nothing, and it doesn't matter at all that he is still King Zhou's vixen Daji.Because since he accepted the script of Hunjun, Daji hasn't touched his fingers, and the memory of the eight years is all in limbo.

What he was worried about was another rumor, which also came from the mouth of Abandoned Sutra, Tai Su = Too Dark = Lu Bei.

This is very bad, once Hu San can't think about it, all the brothers don't have to do it.

Who do you call a good brother? Whether you know the rules or not, whether we are brothers or not is still uncertain!

Hu San rolled his eyes and didn't refute that Lu Bei beating him was like beating his son. He figured it out 800 years ago, his second brother is invincible in the world, there is no comparison at all, just hug his thigh and it's over.

The eldest brother of the Heavenly Sword Sect Master, the Demon Emperor's eldest brother, the invincible eldest brother, and the Heavenly Emperor's eldest brother, Hu San is also a strong man who takes his thighs step by step, and he is worthy of pride.

Hu San didn't bother with the extra eight years of memory that came out of thin air.

It is true that his practice is still shallow, and he is not in the mood to speak of bullying men and women, and being arrogant. Daji's infatuated and lingering affection for King Zhou really frightens him, and he is afraid that he will be led astray if he is not careful.

But he has a wife, he was cheated eight times in one night, his mind was clear and he didn't think about anything, the influence of eight years of memory disappeared immediately.

Think of it as immersive fun.

Not to mention, from a happy person's point of view, Lu Bei was afraid to avoid him, and the cowardly appearance of standing far away while talking was really interesting.

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So what if you become the Emperor of Heaven, your eldest brother will always be your eldest brother.

The only bad thing was that he wasn't quite sure what kind of relationship he had with Lu Bei. According to his own opinion, he wanted Tiandi's elder brother, not Tiandi's eldest son.

Regardless of the fact that the Heavenly Emperor has no heirs now, the future will surely spread, and the rarest things are the most precious, and the eldest brother of the Heavenly Emperor has a more honorable status.

Thinking of this, Hu San gave Lu Bei a look, you, the perpetrator, don't pretend to be dumb, what do you say, change your words or not, give me a letter.

Lu Bei rolled his eyes wildly. No matter how heartless a vixen is, he would not tease himself about such things. Hu San's mentality is so good, which shows that he doesn't take it to heart at all.

Hu San is like this, Hu Er thinks about the same thing, that's great, brothers still have something to do.

Lu Bei's heart lightened, and he began to tease: "In my brother's opinion, the Golden Crow's fire is only an assistant, not a leader. In a sense, you are a child born by our mother using magic. You were born without a father."

"Ah, so miserable?"

"Wouldn't it be worse for a good brother to become a wild father?"

"Right."

Hu San nodded, glanced at Lu Bei who seemed to be pardoned from the corner of his eye, laughed strangely in his heart, frowned and continued: "Your brother's words are reasonable, but there is still a confusion for my brother, the old witch is a female fox, I It's public, has the avatar technique she used been influenced by some outsider?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

With a wave of his hand, Lu Bei explained a lot of biochemistry, such as the structure and function of biological macromolecules such as proteins, sugars, and nucleic acids, making Hu San dizzy.

"understand?"

"A little confused..."

"That means you don't understand it yet, listen to me and continue to make it up."

Lu Bei gave an example to demonstrate why there are so many beauties in the world, but Hu San is the only one who stands alone, and even Huang Xiao and Huang Yu, a mother and daughter with ceilings in beauty, can suppress them.

To put it bluntly, the Golden Crow's fire removes the dross and retains the essence, which plays a purifying role in the use of the clone technique, washing away the flaws in Hu Er's appearance, making Hu Sanqing out of blue and better than blue.

That's right, that's it!

"It makes sense, but you still didn't say, brother, why the old witch is a female fox, and I, as her clone, am a male fox."

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei's eyes widened. You are a native of the world of cultivating immortals. What kind of X and Y are you entangled with? Do you know what chromosomes are? At best, you just passed the chromosomes.

Facing Hu San's aggressiveness, Lu Bei had no choice but to cite the most vivid example: "The former head of the Phoenix patriarch, Huang Xiao, subdued the yin and yang, and under the influence of the fatherless line, separated the siblings Huang Yu and Feng Yi. , Our mother’s situation is the same, Yin and Yang are two qi, and Yin and Yang are added to the secret method of the Fox Clan.”

"So it is!"

Hu San suddenly realized, and patted Lu Bei on the shoulder: "Your Majesty has used Queen Jiang as an example. How can Daji not understand the truth, and go around talking nonsense for a long time? After all, the beautiful pair of Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang Gui To be able to get together in one place, Your Majesty has worked so hard!"

Lu Bei was furious. Where did he come from with good intentions? It was all a calculation of abandoning the scriptures. It was not Daji and Hu Ximei who he arranged, nor Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang that he arranged. It was clearly arranged by him.

What can he do? He is new here, so in order not to be exposed, he can only push the boat along the way.

Hu San shook his head, don't blame the elder brother for pointing out at you, Daji said with his own eyes, the king embraced Queen Jiang and concubine Huang to exchange imported drinks, and smiled happily, it didn't look like acting at all.

Lu Bei's face turned red when he moved, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out, arguing about the actor's self-cultivation, and the acting skills should not be taken seriously... The actor only has the script and no emotion, and if the words are to shirk responsibility one after another, what can't be done, what? Bearing the humiliation and bearing a heavy burden caused Hu San to burst into laughter, and the courtyard was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Bang!

Then Hu San was beaten.

Received a punch from the Invincible in the face, and nothing happened after shaking it, but there was an extra black eye, which showed that Lu Bei had obviously let the sea go.

Hu San covered his eyes and bared his teeth. Seeing Lu Bei's stinky face, he cheerfully stepped forward to hook his shoulders and put his back on his back, indicating that the fun was over, and he didn't say anything after that.

"Of course you don't say anything, you're all over the fun."

"Why, even an outsider can enjoy the Abandonment Sutra, but why don't my brothers enjoy it twice?"

"..."