Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

"Unprofessional, your audience this year is too unprofessional!"

"Come on, let me teach you, we should do this..."

Then he opened his posture towards Xiao Yueyue, and "Woo..." vigorously.

The audience suddenly burst into laughter, and many people made a sound of "Woo...".

Su Meng waved his arms and said loudly.

"It's still not neat, why are people still embarrassed to speak?"

"Come on, everyone, listen to my command, 1! 2! 3! Huh..."

"Woo..." As he counted down, everyone in the audience booed at the same time.

Then a burst of laughter broke out.

so fun!It was so much fun!

Seeing that Su Meng raised the atmosphere again with a few words, Xiao Yueyue was already a little dazed.

Speaking of creating atmosphere on the spot, isn’t this my specialty?

He was dumbfounded, but Su Meng didn't. He kicked him calmly, and then spoke.

"As for your work just now, not to mention the big guys can't stand it anymore, even your master can't stand it anymore."

Xiao Yueyue got his prompt, reacted immediately, and followed suit.

"Really?"

"Of course, when I was in the audience just now, your master called and asked me to scold you for him."

"Oh, what did my master say?"

Su Meng raised his head and looked at the ceiling, with one hand on his hips and the other pointing in the air, he jumped and cursed.

"Xiao Yueyue, you have disgraced the patriarch, I will beat you to death..."

As he spoke, he jumped up and down a few times, waving his palms in mid-air.

Seeing his appearance, the audience suddenly burst into laughter.

Who can't see that this is throwing away Guo Dagang's height?

Xiao Yueyue was also a master of hanging, he reacted very quickly, immediately bent down, and shouted at the floor.

"Master...don't hit me...my Bollinger is in pain..."

"Hahaha..." Many people in the audience burst into tears laughing to the point of tears.

Guo Dagang jumped up to hit your Bollinger?How short he is.

"You're so mad at me that my face is black!"

"Master, that's because you are black..."

"You still dare to talk back? Guo Qilin, bring me my 40-meter machete, and take a ladder along the way..."

"What are you doing with the ladder?"

"Nonsense, without a ladder, can I poke your thigh?"

The two sang and teased, and they turned out to be talking about cross talk on stage.

But this transition was so smooth that the audience in the audience didn't notice it at all.

On the contrary, he was so teased by the two that he was so excited.

Wave after wave, the atmosphere at the scene continued to skyrocket, as if the air had been ignited.

……

"Hahaha, old Guo 4.4, the two kids are going to kill you."

In the Deyun Club, Uncle Yu laughed outright.

Although many apprentices didn't dare to smile openly, they all shrugged their shoulders, obviously suppressing their smiles.

Guo Dagang nodded, with a look of surprise on his face.

"Su Meng can still talk about cross talk?"

"This set is ready-to-hang, and the work is very solid."

Uncle Yu looked at Su Meng on the screen with doting eyes.

"I don't know who taught this child, he's quite capable."

"The cross talk is also well-spoken, and the baner is also good."

"That's the word... But judging from the reactions at the scene, it seems that young people like it quite a lot? This is a trick."

"Old Guo, let's talk about it, only your disciples, but few people can compare."

emmmmm... All the disciples shut themselves up in an instant.

Uncle, you can praise others as soon as you praise them, why do you have to take me along?

……

In the live broadcast room, netizens also burst into laughter.

"Hey, Su Meng, do you want to kill me and inherit my 800 million villa?"

"The little brother upstairs V me, I brought my own Balisic family airborne..."

"I'll go. I used to think that Su Meng was a bit of an idiot. Why do you think it's so funny today?"

"No, no, you haven't noticed yet? These two are talking about cross talk!"

"Haha, if you beat Guo Dagang, you are not afraid that Mr. Guo will beat him Bo Linggai?"

"Speaking of cross talk? Talking about cross talk at the comic show? Why do I feel weird?"

"I don't know if it's because I don't know. Anyway, I only know that when Su Meng talked about cross talk at the comic exhibition, the audience was so excited..."

……

On the stage, Su Meng was talking about cross talk, while secretly paying attention to the reaction on the spot.

Seeing that the atmosphere had become hot again, he couldn't help but secretly nodded.

It's time to start the next wave of operations....

Chapter 67 The traditional allegro not only blows up the scene, but also makes people dizzy? (seeking first order)

Chapter 67 The traditional allegro not only blows up the scene, but also makes people dizzy?

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene had already risen, Su Meng secretly nodded and brought the topic back.

"Your master said it's okay to embarrass you, anyway, you have a thick skin, but the craft of Allegro can't be embarrassing!"

"Master really understands me, so what should I do?"

"That's why your master sent a top allegro master to show off his skills."

"Really? Where is the master?"

"That master is handsome, unrestrained and suave. Once he stands on this stage, he will be radiant. Do you know who it is?"

"Oh, I'm so embarrassed that Master has won the award."

"Liu Tianxian, bring my 40-meter sword... no need to take a ladder!"

"Brother, I was wrong. It's you or you or you! You're handsome, unrestrained and suave, right?"

"That's right, don't look at your small eyes, but you are not blind at all."

"Brother, which section are you, a top expert, planning to come to?"

"Since you have stumbled on the traditional Allegro, then I must use the traditional Allegro to save face, so let's play a piece of "Red Willow House". Are you willing to listen? Or are you willing to listen? Or are you willing to listen ?”

"I'd love to hear it!" The audience in the audience shouted in unison.

Although it is a traditional allegro, it was sung by Su Meng!

As long as it is sung by Su Meng, we all love to hear it!

……

""Red Willow Tower"?" Many people in the Deyun Club exclaimed.

Even Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu looked surprised.

You know, this allegro joke is a tongue twister, known for its high difficulty.

Even if so many people from Deyun Society were pulled out, few of them could sing it completely and accurately.

Don't tell me, I still have to sing well and have charm.

This Su Meng actually wants to challenge "Red Willow Tower"?

Guo Dagang pondered for a moment, then said slowly.

"Gao Feng, your allegro level is the highest here."

"Listen carefully for a while and see how his work is going."

……

At Shi Fukuan's house, the old man sat down again.

The anger on his face has dissipated a lot.

""26 Red Willow House"? You really dare to choose."

"Then let me see how capable you are..."

……

On the stage, Su Meng had regained his posture.

"It rains from the sky and flows from the ground, and there is an end to the summer and the cold."

"The Great Swallow flies south to know the cold and warm, and the sun and the moon alternate and swim by itself."

"What I'm talking about is that there is a new red willow building built in Liulintou on the west bank of the Haihe River..."

Although it is a serious traditional allegro, it surprised many viewers who were looking forward to Su Meng's work.

But Su Meng sang clearly and nicely, full of charm, which made everyone listen carefully.

The front of this joke is easier to say, but the words behind it are all kinds of tongue twisters.

But when Su Meng said it, every word was clear.

"On this day, this old Qiutou will use his slippery black loach to replace Liutou's flat brain, flat head, flat nose, flat mouth, flat white and white flat turtledove .”

"Old Liu flattened his head when he heard it, and said he was not happy. Use my flat brain, flat head, flat nose, flat mouth, flat white and white flat turtledove to replace your black one, which is not slippery, not black. loach……"

Saying this long series of words in one breath, Su Meng's breath was not disturbed at all, as if he didn't need to breathe.

But the countless audiences on the scene and in the live broadcast room subconsciously held their breath.

It wasn't until the long list was finished that I took a deep breath, and realized that my lungs were about to explode, and my head was a little dazed.

"...I just found out that it's because: the dog bites the monkey and the monkey scratches the dog, the dog touches the old willow, the dog buckles the dog, the dog doesn't buckle the dog, the old cow roars, the monkey trembles when the bull roars, the bald tail The monkey just knocked over a tank of black loaches, climbed up a willow tree, and released six flat-headed, flat-nosed, flat-mouthed, flat-white, flat-white turtledoves..."

"it is good!"

"Niubi (broken sound)!"

"Brother Su Meng is amazing!"

"Su Meng is awesome! Su Meng is so fierce!"

It was another long series of extremely difficult tongue twisters, which caused an explosion in the convention and exhibition center.

Countless people yelled crazily.