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Everyone slapped the table and laughed.

Master, you are really old... No, Master is always young and will always live in our hearts...

bah bah bah!

Seeing the appearance of many disciples, Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu finally noticed something was wrong.

Guo Dagang glanced at the audience, and pointed to the happiest Qin Xiaoxian who was smiling.

"Qin Xiaoxian, tell me, where is the joke in this joke?"

Qin Xiaoxian froze all of a sudden, the expression on his face changed from laughing to crying instantly.

"That...Master...do you really want to hear it?"

"Say!"

"Master, the passage Su Meng sang just now... is adapted from "Ultraman"..."

"The "Sanying War Kakashi" just now was adapted from the anime "Naruto" in the island country."

"This wave of Su Meng broke the dimensional wall and parachuted Allegro into the Two-dimensional world..."

"By the way, Master, do you believe in light?"

What the hell?

Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were stunned.

Ultraman?cartoon? Two-dimensional?Dimensional wall?What the hell is this?

Why do you say this is a traditional allegro?

Laozi believed in your evil!

Seeing all the apprentices laughing up and down, Guo Dagang couldn't hold back his face.

He slammed the table hard and stood up, his face flushed with anger.

Just when he was about to swear, Guo Qilin jumped up and his voice changed.

"Hurry up! Call 120! My father is dying!"

What?

The laughter at the scene stopped abruptly and became deathly silent...

……

On the stage, Su Meng was already insane.

"I took care of anime fans just now, and we game fans also have to share the rain and dew."

"Come on, come on, I'll work harder and give you a traditional allegro "Save Mario"!"

"The sky is blue, the ground is yellow and yellow, and the white clouds in the sky are smiling."

"Rows of bricks are floating in the sky, and water pipes are being pulled up one by one."

"There was an evil leader named Kuba who kidnapped the little princess Lolita."

"Send out Chestnut Boy, and the Nintendo world is in crisis."

"The world is shrouded in darkness. At this time, a Mario falls from the sky."

"I saw him, wearing M Little Red Riding Hood, with two beards upturned."

"Overalls, white gloves, and short legs that can jump."

"The hero saves the beauty and shines, and the plumbers have arrived."

"..."

"Here we are, Bowser Castle, the pony is filled with happiness and sadness."

"How can I defeat him alone, I need to ask some helpers to rush the enemy."

"Come here, brother Luigi is here, don't worry about wearing a cuckold."

"The red fortress jeep, the tank battles the two iron skins."

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sitting in the middle, gold diggers with mummies."

"Cuban soldiers throwing grenades, Donkey Kong is really invincible when throwing barrels."

"Rockman leads the double dragon, and the three-eyed boy leads the little pig."

"Pac-Man in the circus, Takahashi celebrity rides the dragon."

"Hula la, old Kuba is spitting fire from his mouth, and the red shadow fighters are here to help."

"I just heard a click, and Tetris fell down."

"This is dreaming back to the summer days when I was young, and now I am playing the NES!"

"it is good!"

"Niupi (broken sound)!"

"Brother Su Meng is so handsome!"

Huge cheers broke out again at the scene.

If you talk about "Three Great Wars against Kakashi", everyone just thinks it's funny.

"Ultraman vs. Little Monsters" has completely excited them.

Originally, the battle scene in the special film was mediocre, but when Su Meng sang it allegro, it can be called high-energy.

And the third stanza "Mario Save the Beauty" is full of feelings.

Super Mario, Tank Wars, Pac-Man, Tetris...

Even if many young people have never played these classic games, they have heard their names.

In the live broadcast room, many middle-aged people have already turned on the memory killing mode.

"I remember when I was young, I went to a classmate's house to play red and white machines. I couldn't even take care of eating. My mother beat me back with a broom."

"Ye Qing is back!"

"I didn't expect Super Mario to sing so well with the allegro? I love it!"

"Su Meng! You bastard! Well, I admit that I am attracted to you..."

"Labour-management Tetris is the best in the world, if you don't accept it, come to fight!"

……

Shi Fukuan's home.

The son had already froze, and his heart was even more chaotic.

Although he doesn't understand Hokage, he still knows the second part of Ultraman.

The old man is not in good health, how should I explain this to him?

Before he could come up with a countermeasure, Su Meng's "Save Mario" had already started.

Shi Fukuan, who was frowning and thinking, was startled suddenly, and murmured.

"Mario? Super Mario? ... Tank Wars? Red Fortress? Tetris?"

"Isn't this a game? Why..."

"No! He...he compiled the game into an allegro?"

The old man pointed at the screen tremblingly, and he couldn't speak fluently.

The little grandson behind him couldn't bear it anymore and burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha, grandpa, it's not just a game."

"He sang Hokage and Ultraman in the first two verses, and it was anime..."

"Nonsense!" The old man suddenly slapped the table and shouted angrily.

"Allegro is a traditional folk art, how dare he..."

Before he could speak, Su Meng's voice came from the TV, which made him stunned.

……

On the stage of the manga exhibition, Su Meng cupped his hands and laughed.

"Everyone, if you like to listen, then I will work harder."

"However, I'm a little tired right now, please let me drink some water and rest for a while."

"Now, please invite little master Yue Yue to come on stage and give you a section."

"But everyone knows that in a two-dimensional world, beauty is justice, just like Xiao Yueyue... tsk tsk tsk."

"Then let him go and let him play the traditional allegro "Tongrentang"!"

"Are you willing to listen? Or are you willing to listen? Or are you willing to listen?"

"Wonderful to hear!"

Countless people in the audience shouted in unison.

Xiao Yueyue is also a very popular player, not to mention that Su Meng has already attracted countless fans in the segment just now.

Brother Su Meng asked me to choose one of the three, so I will definitely choose to listen!

Huh?Why are all three options the same?

Xiao Yueyue was slightly taken aback, and quickly walked onto the stage, took the allegro from Su Meng's hand, and said with a smile.

"Everyone, my allegro skills are not good, and with my image, the animation circle doesn't want me."

"I'll give you a traditional allegro "Tongrentang", please bear with me!"

After a few polite words, Xiao Yueyue opened his posture and began to sing.

"Tongrentang, originally opened as an old drugstore, sir, this is like a king of freedom."

"The Prince of Medicine sits in the middle, and the top ten famous doctors line up on both sides..."

If it were in the past, how would the young people who participated in the comic show be willing to listen to this?

But Su Meng had previously mobilized the atmosphere, and his interest in Allegro increased greatly.

Coupled with Xiao Yueyue's popularity, the big guys are quite willing to listen.

……

Xiao Yueyue knew in her heart that this was Su Meng creating an opportunity for him, so naturally she used all her abilities.

It's a pity that his basic skills are really mediocre.

In addition, "Tongrentang" is another highly difficult joke.

With Xiao Yueyue's ability to sing this joke well, it's really not interesting.

When it was later, even the audience below who didn't understand the allegro could already hear something wrong.

The scene gradually became a little commotion.

Xiao Yueyue on the stage managed to finish this section, seeing that the atmosphere was a little cold, she almost burst into tears.

If this makes me talk about cross talk, then I will definitely explode the audience.

But today, I am so ashamed...

Seeing that he had finished speaking, Su Meng walked onto the stage with a smile, and pulled Xiao Yueyue to signal him not to step down

Then he gave Xiao Yueyue a thumbs up and said to the audience.

"How is it? Is Xiao Yueyue able to deal with him? It's really real."

"It's really not good to say that the craftsmanship is not good, there is no ambiguity at all."

"Are you guys right?"

"Yes!" Seeing Su Meng raised his head, some people shouted scatteredly below, boldly.

Su Meng shook his head with a heartbroken expression on his face.