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Chapter 47 Today's young people, play to call dad?

Chapter 47 Today's young people, play to call dad?

"I'm Yee!"

quack quack quack ~~~~

Accompanied by a few crow calls, Duan Jiangping's body froze, and his movements stopped suddenly.

The teapot in his hand tilted, a stream of water was poured into the cup, and it overflowed again.

It flows into a piece of green on the tea table.

"Hahaha...Su Meng is so funny..."

"Hahaha... I'm Yee... Hahaha... Whoa whoa..."

Sister Qin, who was sitting opposite him, burst into tears while laughing loudly.

My artist blatantly curses during the live broadcast?

This is really too funny, I'm dying laughing... dead...

Duan Jiangping put down the teapot expressionlessly, stood up and rummaged in the cabinet.

After a while, he sat down again with a bottle of wine.

"Sister Qin, I'm happy today. Come have a drink with me."

Sister Qin grabbed the wine bottle and looked it over carefully, then nodded slightly.

"Yes, this is the bottle."

"This is the best fake wine, the kind that can definitely drink dead people!"

Duan Jiangping nodded, and calmly poured himself a glass.

"By the way, when will this world end?"

……

In the live broadcast room, it was completely crazy.

"Fuck! What is this talking about?"

"Hahaha, someone is pretending to be a Southeast Asian, this Southeast Asian rap, why does it sound so good?"

"Would you like to translate what Su Meng is singing?"

"Who cares what he's singing? Hi, it's over! This passage is simply magical."

"Hahahaha, Su Meng is really on the road to comedian... I'm Daddy! Damn, is he swearing?"

"No, no, Su Meng is cursing?"

"That's right, how can he scold people? This is a live broadcast, isn't the quality too low?"

"Su Meng! How dare you scold our family Huahua, I want to fight against you!"

"When someone scolded Huahua, why did I suddenly feel so happy?"

……

"Hahaha, Su Meng, you are so funny!"

Xiao Yueyue suddenly laughed, and said while laughing.

"I didn't expect rap to be so interesting, just like our cross talk, we also play father-son stalks on stage?"

He tilted his head slightly, avoided the camera, and blinked frantically at Su Meng.

Boss Yang next to him suddenly understood.

Xiao Yueyue was covering up for Su Meng, and said quickly.

"Yes, Su Meng didn't expect that you can speak Southeast Asian?"

"What did you just say?"

Liu Tianxian and Deng Ziqi also came to their senses, and quickly made a rescue.

"What's the point? It's just nonsense and funny."

"Su Meng, I didn't expect you to have such a talent for funny? Then you and Xiao Yueyue are really compatible!"

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Yueyue nodded frantically.

"And in the end, the four characters I am Ye Dae are in Yu language, right? I am from Yu Province!"

"What you said is not standard. The second character is not pronounced shi in Yu language, but should be pronounced si. You can try again."

"Is that so?" Su Meng nodded, repeating kindly.

"I si ye! I si ye! I si ye!"

"That's right! That's right!"

Xiao Yueyue slapped her thigh, and suddenly froze.

"Hey~~~ That's the right thing to say."

The three female stars also nodded in relief, then froze all of a sudden.

If I remember correctly, we were supposed to help you out, right?

But why... you became my father?

……

In the live broadcast room, the netizens burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, what kind of curse is this? This is obviously a joke!"

"I'm dying of laughter, isn't Su Meng too funny?"

"The last issue really took advantage of Sister Immortal, but this issue directly took advantage of everyone?"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect celebrities to play father-son stalks, this is too down-to-earth."

"Downstairs, I'm Si Ye!"

"Upstairs, I'm si daddy!"

"The two upstairs are actually father and son to each other, admiration!"

"Huh? My brother is their father, so don't I become their sister-in-law?"

"I didn't expect Su Meng to be so funny? Who the hell said he was a professional accountant? The manager really doesn't understand anything!"

"That's right, if it wasn't for participating in this show, the manager would have misled Su Meng's path!"

……

Sister Qin, who picked up the wine glass, suddenly became cold, as if someone was scolding her behind her back.

His hands couldn't help trembling, and the wine in the glass spilled out all of a sudden.

She sighed, just about to refill the wine.

The voice from the computer suddenly came, and the barrage flew up in unison.

Sister Qin was taken aback for a moment, then her face changed drastically, and she snatched the wine glass that Duan Jiangping handed to her lips.

"Boss, wait, look!"

Duan Jiangping subconsciously scanned the barrage, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, with an expression of disbelief.

"That is to say, Su Meng became their father, isn't that a curse?"

"Yes..." Sister Qin sighed and said quietly.

"Young people today are too good at playing, aren't they?"

"When you're having fun, you still want to call me Dad?".

Chapter 48 Su Meng, this little bastard, kidnapped several top-ranking people?

Chapter 48 Su Meng, this little bastard, kidnapped several top-ranking people?

"This Su Meng is really a traffic code!"

Liu Xiaoli looked at the barrage of netizens on the screen, and secretly evaluated in her heart.

Whenever Su Meng has an unexpected performance, the barrage is always very active, and the netizens are also particularly fond of it.

This shows that Su Meng's audience popularity is very good, and his foundation for development is very good.

Especially being able to play the boss again... Well, I can't play it now.

But these two episodes of the program showed talent in comedy, and netizens also liked it.

If Tian Xianer cooperates with him...

Liu Xiaoli focused on two things, watching the live broadcast and still thinking about Liu Tianxian's development until...

"I si ye! I si ye! I si ye!"

"Hey~~~ That's the right thing to say."

"Su Meng!!!" Liu Xiaoli broke the defense again.

I just praised you a few times, and you gave me this?

In the last episode, you wanted to have a baby with our Xianer, so why do you want to be a father in this episode?

If you are Xian'er's father, isn't that what I belong to?

Taking advantage of the old lady?

What are your qualifications?

Just relying on your good looks, good figure, humor and talent...

Eh?Liu Xiaoli was taken aback suddenly.

The whole body couldn't help trembling, and there seemed to be a surge of heat in the body...

……

What the hell?

The chief director was stunned when he heard this.

Why are you scolding Hua Chenyu not enough, you want to take advantage of other people?

This is a serious show, when did we start playing father-son games?

"Director, look!" the assistant director suddenly shouted in horror.

The director subconsciously looked in the direction of his finger, and the bullet screen in the live broadcast room directly came into view.

Swallowing his saliva, the director's voice was still a little dry.

"You mean, this live broadcast accident... is gone?"

"Yes!" The assistant director nodded fiercely.

"Not only is it gone, but netizens agree that this is the effect of our program."

"Now the popularity is getting higher and higher..."

no?You avoided all this?You fucking PUA all the netizens, right?