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Chapter 46 Southeast Asia Version Su Meng, I'm Ye Daddy!

"Hahahaha~~~~~ I laughed so hard!"

"Su Meng is too much fun, isn't it?"

Bai Xiaoling almost laughed out of tears.

Not only her, everyone in the rehearsal hall was also laughing to and fro.

After laughing for a long time, a woman with a good temperament barely stopped her smile and asked.

"Junior Sister, is he Su Meng? Is he the one who wrote "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix"?"

Her name is Qin Qianyan, and she is the chief erhu of the Imperial Chinese Orchestra.

The Imperial Chinese Orchestra is one of the three major Chinese orchestras in China.

To be the principal here, this is a real erhu performer!

Bai Xiaoling barely stopped laughing, and there was a trace of admiration in his eyes.

"That's right, "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix" was written by him, isn't it amazing?"

Qin Qianyan nodded and praised.

"When I heard this piece for the first time, I was astonished."

"Even after listening to it so many times, my heart is still surging."

"Unexpectedly, he could write such a song at such a young age. He is really a well-deserved genius!"

Bai Xiaoling's face also became serious.

"Yeah, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would hardly believe that someone playing the suona could reach such a miraculous state."

"Such a profound musical background is really too strong!"

"The few words he said just now seemed to be a joke."

"But the rhythm is bright and full of rhythm, which shows that his musical accomplishment is definitely not as simple as it appears on the surface."

Qin Qianyan nodded, and played the erhu again.

"Come on, let's rehearse "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix" again."

"Although this is not an erhu piece, it is no regret to be able to participate in such a masterpiece!"

A moment later, in the rehearsal hall, the sound of birds chirping sounded.

……

The netizens in the live broadcast room were completely insane.

"Hahahaha, Su Meng is so funny, I laughed to death."

"The first sentence goes up, and the second sentence goes down, hahaha, how did he come up with it?"

"Add skr to the third sentence, and hold-on at the end... Fuck, it seems really interesting to try this way."

"Don't tell me, I don't know. It seems that there are really many people like this?"

"This is rap? I understand, I understand!"

"Su Meng is amazing, let me know what rap is in just a few words."

"Wow... my brother is amazing! My brother can actually rap? I love it."

"Let me confirm again, Su Meng is really a professional householder with facial paralysis, not a comedian?"

"This show has completely overturned my perception of Su Meng. I used to think he was super pretending, but now I see him too down-to-earth, right?"

……

At the recording site of the program, everyone laughed like crazy.

Well, except for Hua Chenyu whose face is as dark as the bottom of a pan.

After all, Xiao Yueyue is a cross talk actor, so he laughed a little bit more, and finally stopped laughing reluctantly.

"Su Meng, what you said is really interesting."

"Do you want to give an example??"

Su Meng thought for a while, then suddenly asked.

"Do you know the eight hundred pacesetters with a tongue twister?"

"Of course, this is my old profession."

"Then let me use this as an example." Su Meng waved his hand and started directly.

"Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope↗"

"Artillery running side by side to the north ↘"

"The artillerymen are afraid to put the pacesetter skr"

"Pacesetters are afraid of touching artillery hold-on..."

The magical melody, coupled with Su Meng's serious performance, presented an excellent effect.

Unparalleled wild laughter erupted again at the scene and in the live broadcast room.

Deng Ziqi squatted on the ground, laughing too hard to stand up.

How can Liu Tianxian still look like a fairy sister at this time?

Lie down on a table next to it, hammering the table frantically,

Boss Yang held his stomach even more, and laughed with tears.

The violent body shaking caused a turbulent sea, causing many sharp-eyed netizens to swallow their saliva.

……

"Su Meng!!!" At this moment, Hua Chenyu was completely insane.

I just blow rap to the sky, and use it to show my style.

As a result, you threw my face to the ground all at once, and trampled on it crazily?

Thinking of these, anger has completely overwhelmed his rationality.

"Su Meng! You are a country bumpkin!"

"Do you know how popular underground rap is?"

"Do you know it's an expression of freedom?"

"Do you know it's a cry of anger?"

"Do you dare to come with me

"I will use rap to diss you well and make you regret coming to this world!"

What?The scene suddenly fell silent.

Everyone looked at Hua Chenyu dumbfounded.

Is this guy crazy?Did you just start swearing?

This is recording a show!

In the live broadcast room, there are millions of netizens!

……

A sneer appeared on the corner of Su Meng's mouth.

"Just speak well, if you are not foreign, do you really think you are very advanced?"

"Crying for freedom, expressing anger, are you too self-serving?"

"Isn't it just scolding?"

"If you want to learn to swear, you still need to learn from these foreigners?"

"My Dragon Kingdom has been around for 5000 years. What kind of good things are there? Even the curse culture is extensive and profound."

"But, isn't it just that the country is not foreign? Isn't it just a diss person? Then I will satisfy you!"

"Su Meng!" Liu Tianxian rushed up, grabbed him, and said eagerly.

"Don't be impulsive, it's live broadcasting now!"

"Don't worry!" Su Meng smiled at her.

"Isn't it just a diss person? I will be very harmonious."

harmonious? diss?

Liu Tianxian was stunned for a moment.

Where is this going? You are diss people, are you still in harmony?

Is this bullying me for reading less?

……

It wasn't until this time that the chief director realized that his face turned green all of a sudden.

Live accident, this is definitely a live accident!

"Why are you still in a daze? Quickly cut..."

Before he could finish speaking, Su Meng's voice suddenly sounded.

Although there is no accompaniment, the pronunciation is clear, the melody is very rich, and there is a touch of magic.

"Yo~ yo~ yo

"Yo~ yo~ yo yo~ yo~ yo~"

"Your rap is so embarrassing!"

"Now come down and get down with me!"

"If this is Avengers III, then I'm Thanos!"

"Tell you a secret, I'm from Southeast Asia!"

Southeast Asia?Everyone is dumbfounded.

How does this have anything to do with Southeast Asia?

Su Meng didn't stop, shaking his head while continuing to mutter.

“@#￥@%#…￥#…!#’s￥

"@!￥#%...

What the hell?

Everyone was dumbfounded.

I don't know what this chanting is, but the tone of the tone sounds very much like a Southeast Asian language.

Is this... funny?

A moment later, the live broadcast room burst into wild laughter again.

Why is this Su Meng so interesting?

Several actresses at the scene were manipulated by Su Meng's sudden show.

After being stunned for a moment, he suddenly relaxed and laughed out loud.

Su Meng is deliberately downplaying the diss, using this method in the Circus!

After figuring this out, the big stone in their hearts finally disappeared.

But just when they were relieved, Su Meng had already finished his specious Southeast Asian rap.

Finally, I ended the performance with four firm and powerful words——

"I'm Yee!".