Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

On the screen, Xiao Yueyue was also frightened, and her movements were very stiff: "OK~~~Take two steps, go, go, go, go, go, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps~~~"

Su Meng: "Stop! Are there any problems with your shoes? One heel is high and the other is low?"

Xiao Yueyue: "This is a sneaker, let's fight!"

Su Meng: "Damn, your leg is sick, one leg is short! How about it, I'll adjust it for you."

"Believe it or not, follow my hand to lift your leg up as high as you can, and lower it down hard, okay? Believe it or not?"

"The leg is definitely sick, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

Boss Yang watched curiously.

Xiao Yueyue raised her legs nervously!

Su Meng lowered his hand!

Xiao Yueyue also fell hard!

Lift your feet!Settle down!

Lift your feet!Settle down!

Finally Su Meng pointed at him: "Stop! Are you okay?"

Xiao Yueyue was stunned: "It's numb!"

Boss Yang hurriedly pulled Su Meng over, and asked in surprise, "Hey, why is he numb?"

Su Meng rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, you'll be numb if you stomp on it!"

……

"Hahaha, you'll be numb if you chop it!"

At the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala, some actors also hid in every corner and watched the Spring Festival Gala with their mobile phones.

Hearing this classic line, many people laughed out loud.

There were a few dancers with excellent figure and temperament, imitating the appearance of Xiao Yueyue, raised their feet and stomped fiercely a few times.

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, it's really numb!"

"Are you stupid, are you stupid?"

"Oh, I laughed so hard that my tears came out, and my makeup was ruined."

"Ms. Su is too funny, right? This skit is absolutely perfect!"

Not only them, in front of the TV, there were countless curious viewers laughing and stomping their feet vigorously following their example.

Instantly the laughter grew louder.

"Hahaha, stomping your feet is really numb! Isn't this phrase too classic?!"

……

On the screen, the skit is already climaxing.

Su Meng: "Get up, get up! Don't control, your legs are [-]% sick, don't control, relax! Go! Go, go! Go, go! Go, don't think about it, can you come with me? Walk up, bit by bit Just click, let's go."

Xiao Yueyue staggered behind Su Meng, walking more and more crookedly, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, my god!"

Su Meng smiled and said: "Yes, you go!"

Boss Yang was surprised and said: "The good leg is limped!"

Xiao Yueyue turned around: "What did you say?"

Su Meng chuckled: "Did you see it? My daughter-in-law could see it, she said you were limping because of flickering."

Xiao Yueyue was about to cry.

"Old girl, why didn't you find out so early?"

Boss Yang laughed.

"That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, and you've been limping since you met him!"

……

The owner of the musical instrument store was rocking with laughter.

"Hahaha, why is Master Su so bad? It's so ridiculous."

The proprietress collapsed on the sofa, clutching her stomach and almost dying of laughter.

"Isn't this too foolish?"

"A good-natured person 440, has been fooled and limped?"

"I won't be a fan of Su Qier from now on, Su Da Huyou is my new idol!"

The boss nodded again and again, a rare expression of admiration.

"That's it!"

"No wonder Sakura has acted in movies, attended the Spring Festival Gala, and even entered the entertainment circle during this time."

"So it was all fooled by him."

"Hahaha~~~"

……

On the screen, the skit was still going on, and the classic lines were thrown out one after another.

The audience's applause and laughter never stopped.

Xiao Yueyue: "Brother, what's going on? This?"

Su Meng: "Don't worry, you sprained your leg when you were young."

Xiao Yueyue: "No, did I have a sprain?"

Su Meng: "It's been transferred! It's been transferred to this leg. Later, your career was very unfavorable to you. It turns out that you are not a flipper, you are a prick, and you always put your strength on this leg, and this leg is crushed." It's getting heavier and heavier~~~ The light ones are on tiptoe, the severe ones are necrosis of the femoral head, and the late stage is a vegetative state!"

……

"Oh, big sister! Don't keep messing around, can you? This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you doing all the time!"

"Take the abduction!"

"What kind of bicycle do you want? What kind of bicycle?"

"Like my legs, I basically say goodbye to bicycles!"

"Why are you doing this? I wondered why there is such a big difference in life between a couple living together?"

"Brother, fate~~~~"

"Thank you~~~~"

"Find someone with bad legs and sell him the bike!"

……

The happy time always flies too fast, and the skit is finally over.

At this moment, the whole audience is boiling!

In front of the TV, Chinese people all over the world are boiling!

The applause suddenly exploded like thunder!

No, it's not just applause, but there are also crazy laughter in the middle.

Countless people applauded and laughed wildly.

Some leaned forward and back, some squatted on the ground and twitched, and some even rolled over while clutching their stomachs.

This skit is so funny!

Almost everyone was laughing, only the dignified host was about to cry.

Nima, the applause and laughter are timed out again, I have to squeeze time again!

……

"Success!"

As soon as he stepped off the stage, Boss Yang couldn't help but jumped up excitedly.

Judging by the reaction at the scene, you can tell that this show has completely exploded!

Not only her, but also Xiao Yueyue.

Liu Tianxian and the others gathered around looked at Boss Yang with envy.

You were also taken to fly by this man, why can we only be green leaves when you fly so high?

"Teacher Su has worked hard!" Bai Xiaoling smiled as he handed over a glass of water.

Su Meng took the water glass and said with a smile.

"Okay, today our task has finally been successfully completed."

"Everyone can take a good rest."

"Everyone has worked hard during this time."

A group of people also completely unloaded a heavy burden and completely relaxed.

At this moment, there was a commotion in the background.

"Hurry up, hurry up, come on~~~~".

Chapter 118 Su Meng bombarded the Spring Festival Gala with the temporary rescue of "The Bridge of Ikbu"!

Chapter 118 Su Meng bombarded the Spring Festival Gala with the temporary rescue of "The Bridge of Ikbu"!

At this time, the scarf had completely exploded.

Not long after "Give You a Little Color" hit the headlines, it dropped to second place aggrievedly.

And the first one is——

#苏钟小画《Selling Abductions》#

Under this topic, countless netizens are discussing frantically.

"Hahahaha, let me laugh for a while, it's too funny."

"Damn it! Is this skit a god?"

"This is the funniest skit I've ever seen. From the beginning to the end, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"Upstairs, everyone is the same!"

"I can't believe it. There are such funny skits in the Spring Festival Gala?"

"This is a sketch! This is the Spring Festival Gala!"

"I've been busy for a whole year. Isn't it just for fun to watch the Spring Festival Gala? What kind of preaching do you listen to? Su Meng really understands me too well!"

"No sensationalism, no sublimation, laughing from the beginning to the end, this is what the Spring Festival Gala essay should be like!"

"Hahaha, Su Meng's acting is amazing, it's so funny!"

"Didn't you notice? This skit was written by Su Meng! Sure enough, I have to watch Su Meng for the whole job!"

"Not only this skit, but Bai Xiaoling's song was also written by Su Meng! One person undertook two of the best programs of the Spring Festival Gala. Is it a blockbuster?!"

"More than two? Liu Huan's "Song of a Hero" was also written by Su Meng!"

"The leader is awesome! The leader will rule the world forever!"

"Now I have discovered the secret of Su Meng's success. The more earthy and grounded he is, the stronger his fighting power will be!"

"Isn't it wrong that "Give You a Little Color" is the best song of the Spring Festival Gala in the past ten years? Is it wrong that "Selling abductee" is the best sketch in the history of the Spring Festival Gala?"