Entertainment: let you down to earth, you go to pick up white jobs

Boss Yang is wearing a little red coat and a turban.

Under Su Meng's miraculous makeup technique, her brows and facial features didn't seem to change, but she instantly transformed into a standard rural woman.

Not only him, Su Meng's appearance is even more disgusting.

Although at first glance it looks like Su Meng's true self, but this attire...

Especially the face is elongated, which makes people want to laugh at a glance.

Is this still those two glamorous big stars?

Isn't this a rural couple?

……

Boss Yang opened his mouth and shouted: "Hey, big fool! Big fool!"

Su Meng carried a pair of crutches and walked around with his hands behind his back, and turned his head unhurriedly when he heard the words.

"What are you talking about, you're out to sell this stuff today, can you stop calling me by my stage name?"

Big fool?

Puchi~~~~Countless people in front of the TV 26 came out with joy at the same time.

Especially for the audience in the Northeast, this title is too kind, isn't it?You call this a stage name?

Although the audience in other places didn't understand the meaning of Huyou, there seemed to be a kind of magical power in these two words, which made them want to laugh.

Boss Yang said helplessly, "My son's father."

Su Meng: "Oh."

Boss Yang smacked his lips and said, "If you want me to say this, don't sell it. The street is full of good legs and feet. Who will buy your thing?"

Su Meng curled his lips and said, "You're talking nonsense, won't you sell it? To make this pair of crutches is a labor-intensive job and materials. If you don't sell it, you won't be compensated if you don't sell it?"

Boss Yang: "Oh, then this street is full of good legs and feet, can they be sold!"

Su Meng smiled slightly.

"Don't you know me yet? You still call me a big fool."

"I can tilt the straight ones, make the wimpy ones slack, and pinch the sharp ones. The young couple has a good life, and I can say goodbye to him!"

"Sell crutches today, I can make him lame with a good pair of legs!"

"Hahahaha~~~~~" In the living room, the whole room was overjoyed.

It turns out that you really want to cheat people.

And you want to lame your good leg?

How can this be?

This opening immediately aroused the curiosity of the audience!

……

Boss Yang curled his lips, and said with a smile: "I don't know your strengths yet. My child's father is very interesting. I heard that people who buy horses sell car covers, and those who buy motorcycles sell helmets. Listen. It is said that someone sells sleeping pills on the website of people with insomnia, and I heard that they——

Su Meng waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, this is called a market, so make sure you get ahead of time!"

Boss Yang said hehe: "You sometimes make mistakes in your advance measurement!"

Su Meng spread his hands: "This abduction is a mistake."

Boss Yang pouted and said: "I heard that Suo Zhuzi smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He got up late and made this crutch early in the morning, but he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged from the hospital, he was directly in a wheelchair. The crutch was not sold."

wheelchair?

Hahahaha~~~~

Countless audiences at the scene and in front of the TV burst into laughter at the same time.

Does this person have too many eyes?Is this called market advance?

Su Meng snorted: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair today."

Boss Yang: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who sells them?"

Su Meng put his hands behind his back: "Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today, and see my ability to fool around."

Boss Yang: "Aren't you lying?"

Su Meng chuckled: "The wisher takes the bait, understand? Say something for me."

Boss Yang: "I won't fool around."

Su Meng: "Look at me and act, okay? Hey, someone is here, call!"

At this time, Xiao Yueyue passed by on a bicycle, dressed in rustic clothes.

Boss Yang reluctantly said loudly: "Ah, it's abducted, abducted, abducted!"

Xiao Yueyue leaned on the handlebar to get more and more crooked. "Hey, hey~~~"

"Skipping, Swinging! Skipping!" Boss Yang said with his cuffs on.

Xiao Yueyue's car stopped: "Hey, hey, what did I say you were directing blindly, you? You know where I'm going, so you just let me abduct you?"

Su Meng reminded from the side: "Call for sale."

Boss Yang shouted: "Sell it! Sell it!"

Su Meng said angrily, "What are you selling?"

Boss Yang: "Turn."

Su Meng: "Connect."

Boss Yang said loudly: "It's abducted! It's abducted!"

……

Trafficking?

Hahaha~~~~~

Hu Zhengyuan couldn't help it anymore, and the wine in his mouth spurted out all of a sudden.

Although he had seen this sketch many times during the rehearsal.

But why do I feel so happy every time I watch it?

His sip of wine poured all the dishes on the table, but at this time the whole family didn't notice.

Because all of them are laughing all over the place now.

"Abduction?"

"Hahahahaha~~~~

"Oh, I laughed so hard! Why is Boss Yang so funny?"

……

On TV, the show is still going on.

Xiao Yueyue stopped her bicycle and walked over stupidly: "En? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?"

Boss Yang was also a little silly: "No, he kidnapped and sold it."

Xiao Yueyue glared at Su Meng directly: "Are you going to kidnap and sell?"

Su Meng glanced at him: "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction? Abduction I can abduction like this? You buy it!"

Boss Yang at this time is not some glamorous and domineering female star, but a standard rural aunt.

Seeing the image of Boss Yang and listening to Su Meng's lines, countless people let out the meow of pigs again.

There were still many people booing loudly at the scene.

Xiao Yueyue was also a little confused: "Hey, what's the matter with you?"

Boss Yang said with a dry smile: "We are a couple, we are playing here!"

Su Meng also smiled and said: "Hehehe, it's nothing to play!"

Xiao Yueyue turned to the camera and said: "These two, are they on New Year's day, selling their daughters-in-law for fun?"

……

Selling a daughter-in-law to play?

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Sister Qin clutched her stomach, out of breath from laughing.

Duan Jiangping hammered the table frantically, laughing so hard that tears burst out.

"Hahaha, Xiaomeng actually sells his wife for fun?"

"And it's Boss Yang who sold it?"

"If there is such a daughter-in-law for sale, give me a dozen..."

He suddenly became aroused, only to feel that the laughter in his ears stopped abruptly, and there seemed to be a murderous aura coming from the back of his head.

Duan Jiangping's thoughts changed sharply, and the conversation turned around naturally.

"Give me a dozen...put them in our company as an artist, and earn more private money for my wife!"

The murderous look suddenly disappeared, and Sister Qin smiled again.

"No, we have Xiaomeng, one can fight ten!"

"It's better to be Xiao Meng, who is much better than you!"

Duan Jiangping suddenly wailed in his heart.

Wife, you have changed!You really have changed!

Do you think you don't like me the most?

……

On TV, the skit continues.

"Big head, thick neck, either wealthy or a cook..."

Xiao Yueyue has been successfully fooled by Su Meng.

Su Meng laughed and said, "Recently, I haven't felt a certain part of your body. It's different from the past. You think, you think hard!"

Xiao Yueyue touched her head: "I didn't feel it, I just felt that my face was getting bigger?"

"Hahaha~~~~"

Countless audiences went crazy with joy.

You have a big face?Is this an official complaint?

To spit out one's own slot, so that others have nothing to spit out?

Su Meng snapped his fingers: "By the way, this is not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is big? It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that makes it bigger."

Xiao Yueyue was stunned: "Where did you hold back?"

Su Meng pointed: "Below the waist, feet up!"

Xiao Yueyue: "Legs?"

Su Meng: "Right!"

Xiao Yueyue shook her head: "No, there is nothing wrong with my legs!"

Su Meng rolled his eyes, pointed at him and said loudly, "Two steps! Take two steps! If you're not sick, take two steps! Go!"

……

At the scene and in front of the TV, countless audiences burst out laughing.

"Oh shit, Su Meng owes too much!"

"Two steps, two steps, two steps if you're not sick! Fuck, isn't this a classic word?"

"Wicked, so wicked, you made my face wrinkled!"