Siheyuan: Successfully promoted and married a daughter-in-law

So Shazhu made a flying kick,

Kicked Xu Damao, who was standing next to him with his feet red and eyes still wanting to continue kicking, fell to the ground.

Then he quickly moved out of the way to make way for Jia Zhang,

I'm still puzzled, why didn't you speak up sooner, brat?

You babbling, who the hell knows you're a stickler?

So what if you steal Xu Damao's chicken?

Anyway, I didn't steal it.

How dare he, a softie, do anything to you?

And the stick who has been lying on the ground with his head in his hands and his back to the crowd,

When I heard that my grandmother who loves me the most finally appeared,

The strong Zhi Leng got up and turned around,

Wanting to be comforted and sheltered by Jia Zhang,

who ever thought,

Just when Jia Zhang rushed to the stick, he accidentally stepped on the old hen who was afraid to run around because of night blindness.

The foot slipped, and the whole head hit the stick's belly!

With a "bang",

Jia Zhang's head hit the stick's stomach firmly,

The next scene almost shocked the eyes of everyone present!

I saw the huh huh, huh, huh, lisp stick suddenly opened his mouth,

"vomit"

get a sound,

An egg was spit out from it!

Fresh chicken poop still stuck to it!

Zhou Changli, who had been observing secretly, was taken aback for a moment,

muttered to himself,

"Technical work! You should be rewarded with two *bags!"

No wonder Bang Geng was almost kicked to death just now, and he refused to beg for mercy and call for help.

It's not that he doesn't want to, it's that he can't do it!

Because he has a whole hot egg stuffed in his mouth!

I can't go down, I can't spit out,

Almost suffocated by the card!

But the Siheyuan Stealing Saint has its own arrangements in the dark, and there is an existence that cannot be killed by the Zhuxian Sword Formation.

How can one die because of a tiny egg?

Look at him now, after being knocked out of his mouth by his grandma,

She was crying so loudly and full of breath,

It means that life is safe and the injury is not serious!

And why did the stick stem appear in Xu Damao's chicken coop?

This has to lament his fate of stealing the saint in the courtyard,

Once you see a hen, you will miss your life!

After all, I still can't escape the fate of chicken you are too beautiful!

It is said that today when Xu Damao came back from showing a movie in the countryside, he took two old hens from his hometown,

After returning to the courtyard, they were raised in the chicken coop, and prepared to lay eggs every day to eat by themselves to replenish their bodies.

This naturally cannot escape the stick's eyes,

But there are many people in the daytime,

Stick is naturally a little clever ghost, so he chose the same time as his mother Qin Huairu,

Taking advantage of Qin Huairu's going out to pick up Wen Nuan, he entered the small bungalow with the uncle,

He also got up quietly,

He slipped directly to Xu Damao's chicken coop,

Get ready for a talent skill, Flying Clouds and Exploring Dragons,

Grab an old hen and make it a beggar chicken to satisfy your hunger!

Unexpectedly, he hadn't made a move yet.

I heard everything in the quiet courtyard,

Suddenly his own voice sounded,

"There is a thief! Catch the thief!"

The mental impact of this sound on the stick is no less than throwing a bomb in his mind!

It's not much worse than a virgin coming out of a chicken coop!

Because I was clearly preparing to steal chickens quietly,

Why is my own voice still coming from the yard?

What if it's a stick?

So who is he who is going to steal the chicken?

Such a profound and terrifying question,

Thief Saint naturally collapsed instantly!

When the human brain encounters a strong mental disorder, one will automatically shut down,

It just makes people faint,

The other will be like an ostrich, directing the body to find a place to hide first,

But there is only a chicken coop in front of the stick!

So he rushed in straight away!

Who knew that the chicken coop wasn't that big, even though Bang Jiong was still a child, he couldn't get in,

only half way in,

But Thief Saint had no choice at this time, his own voice was louder and louder in the yard,

It was like a magic sound urging him to death, which made him completely lose his ability to think!

And when the stick sticks its head out and smashes into the chicken coop,

One of the two shivering old hens had its ass facing the stick's head,

Stick this sudden tough fight,

I directly used my mouth to have a close contact with the old hen's ass,

As we all know, the action of force is mutual,

The stick slammed the old hen's ass vigorously,

The old hen was pushed forward by a stick, and under extreme fright,

It returned a backward force to the stick's mouth, and sprayed an egg out by the way!

It was stuffed directly into the stick's mouth that was wide open because of fear!

Then what was waiting for the stick was the ruthless thunderbolt whirlwind legs of Xu Damao who was awakened in front!

And the heavy trampling of love from his silly uncle He Yuzhu that followed!

Because there is an egg in the mouth,

There are ghosts in my heart!

The glorious battle of the Siheyuan Pirates of the Holy Blood awakening,

It ended up like this,

It is embarrassing to teach people directly!

Zhou Changli, the boss behind the scenes, could only sigh in a low voice:

Chicken without overalls and basketball, you are so beautiful!

After all, there is no soul!

Chapter 051 The Nicholas Pillar of Literary and Military Abilities!Kneeling again

Stealing the Holy Stick In the middle of the night, the thief calls out to catch the thief,

The weird incident of spitting eggs at the mouth,

Let the melon-eating neighbors who were shivering in the cold wind and full of resentment,

Suddenly, a raging fire of gossip ignited in my heart!

There is excitement to watch and big melons to eat, so what is the mere cold wind?

Everyone was reluctant to leave at this moment, and the crowd became more and more compact!

This made the uncle, who was peeping through the crack of the door of the small bungalow,

The fire of hope that had just been ignited seemed to be extinguished by a bubble of urine!

Not to mention how desperate I was!

And Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, who were brave just now,

At this time one was bowing his head,

One grinned and rubbed his waist

They were all scolded by Jia Zhang's jumping feet, and they were called a bloody dog.

Silly Zhu because he felt that he just regarded the usual as his own stick,

I got trampled on by a chicken thief,

I felt ashamed, so I didn't say a word, and let Jia Zhang spout trash talk,

But Xu Damao is different. His chicken coop is gone, and the hen has slipped away.

I was kicked by Sha Zhu's foot until my waist felt like it was splitting open.

Naturally, he is not willing to let Jia Zhang curse like a turtle grandson,

He directly pressed his waist with one hand and said angrily with a blue face,

"Shut your stinky mouth! Zhang Cuihua! This incident is all the fault of your good grandson!

"He stayed up most of the night and was there yelling like crazy to catch the thief!"

"In the end, he himself ran into my chicken coop and became a chicken thief!"

"You still have the face to be sued by the villain here? I said you have no face, right? You have a heel on your head, right? Not only is your skin thick, but your mouth is full of beriberi!"

"Stay away from me! Don't spread athlete's foot to my mouth. I don't even have the face to explain to the doctor how I got it when I went to the hospital!"

"I'm not some people. I, Xu Damao, can't listen to such nonsense from a crazy woman like you!"

"Great! You said that you didn't learn well at a young age, and the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, right?

Thieves shouting "catch the thief" are all playing tricks?