Siheyuan: Successfully promoted and married a daughter-in-law

"Don't sleep! We're catching thieves in the yard!"

"Put on your clothes and go to the middle courtyard to have a look, don't let thieves steal our bicycles!"

"It's the twelfth lunar month of winter, how can there be thieves?"

"What's the matter? What's wrong with the daring thief who wants to steal your things and choose the season to see the almanac? Just go if you are told! Don't be verbose!"

"I got it! I got it! I stare at your bicycle every day! I wish I could wipe it eight hundred times a day! You're going to wipe the paint off the car! Why don't you bring the bike in and sleep with you when it's so rare?"

Amidst the noise of chickens flying and dogs jumping,

Three big moms, Fathead Yusha Zhu,

Siheyuan is suspected to be He Yushui, the mastermind behind the scenes,

Break dance king Jia Zhang and so on,

The famous gods from all walks of life in the courtyard, all the stars gathered in the courtyard, star-studded!

This made Zhou Changli, who was observing secretly, suddenly want to run out and lay a red carpet,

Isn't this more interesting than Oscar's red carpet catwalk?

In the cold winter season, the north wind is blowing in the courtyard, the moonlight is cold,

In addition to these great gods with names and stories and neighbors with sticks in the middle courtyard,

Nothing?

Not a single ghost!

Where are the thieves?

Where is the stick that yelled hysterically just now?

One to say one,

In fact, thieves do exist.

Isn't the old scalper Yi Zhonghai who steals fragrance in the middle of the night a thief?

Isn't Qin Huairu, the female sea king who steals people in the middle of the night, a thief?

"Silly brother! Look quickly! Why is there a pair of cotton pants hanging on that jujube tree? They look familiar."

He Yushui deserves to be a highly educated talent, and his eyes are also very good.

She was the first to discover Yi Zhonghai's claim that Zhou Changli had his salary pulled from the bottom.

The lonely pants thrown on the jujube tree are fluttering in the wind.

And the big mother followed He Yushui's hand,

When I saw the cotton trousers that I sewed by myself on the jujube tree,

An ominous premonition arises spontaneously from the bottom of my heart!

"At this time, what are you doing with a pair of ripped pants? I said, where are the thieves? It's very wrong!

Look!Why was the door of the bungalow locked?The thief wouldn't be there, would he?I have heard a saying that the most dangerous place is the safest place! "

As long as the fat-headed fish Shazhu is not in front of Qin Huairu, this person is better than a thief, so soon, he also discovered the blind spot and shouted,

And those neighbors who were awakened in their sleep seemed to be tricked again,

Immediately, my lungs were about to explode!

It really makes no sense!

One can be two can not be repeated!

Why does anyone want to entertain them?

Immediately they shouted with anger,

"Bah! Silly Zhu, don't pretend to be ignorant! I heard very clearly just now that it was the voice of the boy Banggen, yelling to catch the thief!"

"Bang Geng is really getting more and more lawless now, and he's making fun of it in the middle of the night! Doesn't your Jia family care about it? Your family doesn't sleep, and we still have to sleep!"

"It's really a great voice! You can't be wrong! Silly Zhu, don't talk nonsense and divert your attention, but where is his mother, Qin Huairu? Why don't you come out and give an explanation?"

"Bah, bah, bah! You people, don't slander my grandson! He's still a child! How can he have any bad intentions? Maybe he really found a thief, so he kindly informed you! You still don't appreciate Dade, are you still a person?"

Jia Zhang has three laws,

How can someone from her Jia family make mistakes?

It must be you who are wrong!

So at this time, it is natural to have a dark face, pointing at the neighbors around with one hand on the hip,

The whole person was bouncing like a bouncy ball and cursing those neighbors loudly.

After scolding happily, he turned his triangular eyes and muttered,

"But that dead man Qin Huairu is really missing! I don't know if he went looking for my grandson!"

And the big mother who heard Jia Zhang muttering,

The expression on his face instantly became as cold as the cold wind at this time!

Because after she was awakened by the sound of sticks,

She found out that her man, Yi Zhonghai, had disappeared again!

Now Jia Zhang says that Qin Huairu is gone too!

Is there such a coincidence?

The two of them went to the toilet together in the middle of the night?

I bother!

Right now!

Mutation prominence!

Xu Damao's startled and angry voice pierced the night sky!

"How brave!"

"The thief is here! He is hiding in my chicken coop!"

"Dare to steal my old hen that lays eggs? It's not coming out yet, is it?" ..

"See if I don't kick you to death!"

"Jie Jie Jie..."

Zhou Changli, who had been secretly watching the show, was also shocked:

"Lying on the grass!"

"There are really thieves?"

Chapter 050

Silly Zhu heard that there are really thieves,

Immediately excited!

Recently, if you want to say who was hanged and beaten the most by Zhou Changli, it is undoubtedly Sha Zhu!

Today, I finally met an opportunity to revive the glory of the God of War in his courtyard,

And Zhou Changli, that eyes-obscuring guy, hasn't come out yet.

Of course he, He Yuzhu, has to pretend to be this dick!

I saw him stepping up his thighs, jumping and running, and came to the chicken coop of Xu Damao's house,

at a glance,

Xu Damao is hunting thieves!

wrong,

It's a kick!

In the middle of the night, Sha Zhu suddenly entered the dark area from the bright place,

Vision is naturally affected.

At this moment, he could only vaguely see a group of vague and thin figures,

Half of his body retracted into the chicken coop of Xu Damao's house,

The remaining half of his body was exposed, his buttocks were being kicked by Xu Damao's Whirlwind Thunderbolt leg!

This thief is also quite stubborn, being kicked by Xu Damao like this,

There was only a creaking sound from his mouth, neither begging for mercy nor justifying!

Silly Zhu suddenly opened up his aura, accelerated under his feet, and roared when he passed by Xu Damao,

"Get out of the way! Let me do it!"

Then Xu Damao, who was kicking vigorously, was caught off guard, and was almost thrown into the chicken coop by Sha Zhu.

Everyone saw the high-spirited silly Zhu jumping up into the air,

Then, a powerful whip kicked towards that figure!

"Crackling"

"Clack cluck! Cluck cluck!"

It was the sound of the coop falling apart, the frightened hens,

"Ow!"

"Hey Wu Gulu Gulu! Woohoo!"

It was the thief who wailed hysterically,

Indistinct crying sound!

Xu Damao saw that silly Zhu even kicked the thief and his own chicken coop together,

But at this time, he didn't dare to provoke the silly Zhu who was obviously above him,

I can only vent all my grievances on this chicken thief,

While rushing up to shoot with his feet,

While cursing,

"Look at your petite grandson,

It's pretty good at hiding!

I even want to enter the chicken coop!

kick!Kick you to death!

I dare to steal Xu Damao's chicken! "

At this time, Jia Zhang, who was watching, became more and more uncomfortable. Although the chicken thief did not speak,

But he will howl and cry!

Jia Zhang finally heard it, isn't this just his good grandson, Stickyong?Internet of Things

So the break dance king shouted in his mouth,

"Stop beating! Stop beating! This is my good grandson! It's not a chicken thief!"

While rushing towards Xu Damao and Shazhu like a mad cow,

And Sha Zhu, who was kicking very happily, now his eyesight has adapted a little,

Hearing Jia Zhang's cry, he looked down carefully,

The chicken thief who has chicken feces, chicken feathers and chicken coop crumbs all over his feet,

It really looks like a stick!