let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

After tapping the bottom of the pack twice, a crumpled cigarette was poured out of it.

In the next second, it skillfully put the cigarette in the corner of its mouth, and under the shocked eyes of countless audiences, it took out a one-dollar lighter from the hat on its head.

pat!

With a light yellow flame, the cigarette held in the corner of its mouth was instantly ignited by it.

hiss!

After taking a long breath, a satisfied look appeared on Shifufu's face.

At this moment, both the people at the scene and the audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

They really didn't expect Shifufu to come out like this.

Others are preparing for the game here, and it is smoking there.

Not long after, the shooting range was filled with the smell of tobacco.

After nearly half a minute, the commentary sounded again.

"Ahaha, it's all right, it's understandable for players to relax before the game."

"Besides, there is no express regulation in the arena that players cannot smoke in the arena, so don't worry about it.

"Also, kids, don't imitate it. Shifufu is telling everyone that smoking is bad for your health."

Before he finished speaking, the commentator himself burst out laughing.

The commentary is like this, and the audience can't help laughing.

"Sure enough, I knew that your uncle must still be your uncle, and I will never forget to have a couple on such occasions."

"The uncle is still very qualified, and he didn't flick soot everywhere."

"Looking at the posture of the uncle, this pack of cigarettes must have been hidden for a long time."

"The real dragon makes money, I seriously suspect that the uncle is accepting an advertisement."

"In the past, my uncle used to smoke Double Happiness and Yuxi. Why do you change to the real dragon now?"

"The commentator made a lot of sense. If there is no express rule that players can't smoke in the venue, then it's not a foul."

"Master, you have to remember your identity, you are now the mascot of the sports meeting."

"Uncle has already paid attention to it. Usually in the zoo, three sticks are smoked at the same time."

"I hope the uncle can achieve good results in the competition."

......

Just when the audience was about to burst out laughing, Yang Lin, who was sitting in the auditorium, turned pale. He clearly remembered that he had already confiscated all the cigarettes from the poop man before entering the arena.

I never expected that there would be fish that slipped through the net.

Chapter 82 The final grade, your uncle is still your uncle

Although Shifu's behavior of smoking a cigarette attracted a lot of attention from the audience, it didn't arouse anyone's resentment.

After all, in the eyes of everyone, it is just an animal, and it would be too much to ask for it by human standards.

But soon everyone didn't think so.

With the referee announcing the start of the game, all players present quickly made preparations.

And the poop man with a cigarette in his mouth was no exception. He took out a special slingshot while taking two puffs from time to time.

Considering its situation, the organizing committee also licensed it to use a slingshot to participate in the competition, so this did not attract everyone's attention.

The only thing that surprised everyone was that Shifu's sunglasses were still on when the shooting was about to start.

"My lord, what are you planning to do, it's not that you're planning to wear sunglasses all the time, right?

"This is 50 meters, can you see the target clearly with sunglasses on?"

"That's right, sir, this wave is careless."

"It's not a big problem. The accuracy of the slingshot is not as good as the rifles of those contestants. Let this wave of uncles come to join in the fun."

"That's right, anyway, this wave of uncles should be at the bottom."

.....

And just as everyone was talking, the first round of shooting by the contestants also started.

Following the crisp gunshots, bullet marks began to appear on the targets opposite the contestants.

Not long after, the referee at the scene reported the ring number.

"Lin Feng, ring 7."

"Sun Cheng, ring 8."

"Yuyang 10 Ring."

"Ma towards the 9th ring."

No one was surprised by these previous achievements.

But when they heard the following sentence, they couldn't sit still.

"Li Wei, ring 10."

No one expected that the shit delivery man with a slingshot and a cigarette in his mouth would be able to score 10 rings in the first round of the competition.

"How is this possible, at a distance of 50 meters, holding a slingshot without a scope and hitting a score of 10."

"Is the uncle a fairy?"

"Still wearing sunglasses, how do you do that?"

"Coincidence, it must be a coincidence, I don't believe that the uncle can still hit a second 10 ring."

Just when everyone expressed their unwillingness to believe it, Shidifu's performance in the next few rounds completely dumbfounded them.

Second round of shooting, 10 rings.

The third round of shooting, 10 rings.

The fourth round of shooting, 10 rings.

Until the ninth round, its score remained stable at 10, without any change.

Not to mention that the audience was dumbfounded by this scene, even the contestants on the scene felt a little unbelievable.

Especially Olympic champion Yu Yang.

Looking at Shidifu who was always smoking a cigarette, he even began to wonder if there was a stimulant in the cigarette.

But even doping has little effect on such a shooting event.

"I have practiced hard for so many years, but I am not as good as an orangutan?"

And when Yu Yang began to doubt himself, Lin Feng on the other side also had a wry smile on his face.

"Sure enough, the netizens are right. None of the animals in Xihong Zoo are normal."

"If only he could teach those cops his shooting skills."

"It seems that I have to visit Director Yang again when I have time."

By this time, several contestants were basically lying flat.

They knew very well that as long as there were no accidents, the shooting champion this time must be Shifu.

So far, Shidifu has achieved a total score of 90 rings. It is no exaggeration to say that he can take the first place in this last hand.

Thinking of this, several people simply paused the last shot, and turned their eyes to Shidifu.

But at this time, Shifufu didn't know that everyone's eyes were on him, and he just calmly took a drag on his cigarette.

Seeing that the filter tip of the last cigarette was half burnt, it reluctantly popped it out with its fingers.

While this ray of sparks was still in the air, a smoke ring spewed out from its mouth, and at the same time its other hand moved.

It picked up a special projectile casually, pulled the slingshot lightly, and the projectile drew a long arc in the next second.

After penetrating the smoke ring, it hit hard on the half-burned cigarette butt.

And in the footage captured by the high-speed camera, everyone vaguely saw a red dot flying towards the bull's-eye.

When the half of the cigarette butt burned out, the projectile just hit the bull's-eye.

When countless spectators saw this scene through the lens of the camera, there were bursts of exclamation.

"Awesome! I'm stupid, awesome!"

"This is three yuan in a row, showing off skills, it's definitely showing off skills."

"10 rings, 10 rings again, the uncle is really amazing."

"Obviously he could win in the simplest way, but the uncle chose to put on a wave at the last moment."

"Let the uncle join the army and become a sniper in the future."

"Although I guessed that the uncle would win, I didn't expect the uncle to do it in such a way."

"Hahaha, I don't know how the players on the scene are feeling now."

"What kind of mood can it be? I guess I can't figure it out after thinking about it."

"Yu Yang probably has to study how to smoke when he goes back, and he can't figure it out after smoking all night."

"I can't figure it out even if my hair is scratched and bald."

......

Although the final result has been determined, the contestants still completed the last round of shooting.

In the end, except for the exception of Shidifu, the other rankings were as expected by netizens.

Olympic champion Yu Yang came second, retired sniper Ma Chao came third, shooting instructor Sun Cheng came fourth, and criminal police detachment captain Lin Feng came last.

But even so, the contestants present did not see the slightest bit of discouragement, after all, they didn't come here to win prizes in the first place.

After the ranking was decided, the awards ceremony was held soon.

As the host announced the final result, Shidifu walked to the top of the podium first, while several other human contestants stood aside.

However, just when everyone thought that the hostesses would hand out medals and prizes to the contestants in the next second, a few monkeys in clothes jumped up and down in front of the contestants.

And in the hands of these little monkeys, they still hold medals and certificates.

Seeing this scene, the audience was amused on the spot.

A monkey presents an award to an orangutan, no matter how you look at it, there is some joy.

But when the medals and trophies appeared, they finally couldn't hold back.

With the close-up shots of the camera, everyone can clearly see the picture of the shitter with a big mouth on the medal.

Not only the medals, but even the trophy looks like a poop holding a pile of poop.

Without a doubt, it will be the most nonsensical and most collectible medal and trophy in the entire history of the sport.

Seeing such medals and trophies, even Lin Feng, who took the last place, couldn't help but smile from ear to ear.

Chapter 83 Human-Tiger Tug-of-War, The Power of Terror

"I love it, love it, what kind of talented designer designed these trophies and medals, I really want to have them."

"Is this a post-00s designer who has joined the job? The aesthetics are so awesome."

"Who can say no to a shiny gold shitposter."

"Is there a way to get one? I really want a golden poop trophy."

"These are all limited hidden items. You can't buy them even if you have money. You have to get a ranking."

"If I had known that the trophies and medals looked like this, I would have signed up to give it a go. No.5 has medals."

"This time I heard that everyone who participated has at least a commemorative medal."

"Damn! If I hadn't said it earlier, I would have signed up."