let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

Chapter 80 Animal Training

Time flashed by, and three days had passed since the mascot voting event ended.

During these three days, Yang Lin has been preparing for the next sports meeting.

In order to save rewards as much as possible and prevent the rewards sponsored by him from falling into the hands of outsiders, he decided to send all the animals he could send out this time.

"Great Lord, remember to point this thing at the target, not at people."

In the orangutan park, a chimpanzee man wearing jeans with a big gold chain on his neck and sunglasses on his face is aiming at a slingshot made by himself.

Yang Lin on the side looked terrified, he was afraid that if he was not paying attention, the postman would point his slingshot at the tourists outside.

However, for his reminder, Shifufu looked dismissive.

"You still don't believe me, uncle, I'll show you what precision guidance is!"

As soon as the words fell, a small stone was precisely hit by the doctor on the bull's-eye more than 30 meters away from him.

Seeing this scene, Yang Lin's face suddenly showed a hint of satisfaction.

The tourists outside the orangutan park couldn't help cheering when they saw this scene.

"I'll go, look at the director's attitude, he doesn't mean he wants the poopman to participate in the shooting competition."

"Basically, it's confirmed. I didn't expect that Shifu not only throws the poop accurately, but also shoots so well."

"Is there a possibility that he usually practiced with our moving targets?"

While the tourists were still shocked by Shifu's super accurate head, Yang Lin came to the monkey garden on the other side.

Originally, he planned to let Li Kong participate in the high-altitude project, but because of its previous house collapse incident, he set his sights on Master Qiang.

As soon as he entered the monkey garden, the strong man dressed in hip-hop appeared in front of Yang Lin.

"Xiao Yang, the clothes I chose for the uncle, the uncle likes it very much, but the trousers can't be pulled up."

Speaking of which, Grandpa Qiang was about to lift his trousers that fell to his knees.

"Master Qiang, don't worry about your clothes, have you practiced the parallel bars I prepared for you?"

"You are talking about these two things, right? This thing is too simple. You see, the uncle will play with you twice."

As soon as the words fell, Master Gibbon Qiang jumped onto the parallel bars beside him.

A pair of arms that were much longer than the body immediately started playing tricks on the bar.

For a while, there is a one-arm giant swing, and for a while, the volley rotates 1080 degrees.

Not long after, it performed all the difficult gymnastics movements that Yang Lin asked to watch.

When landing, I did not forget to make a standard bow.

For this, Yang Lin could only give a high thumbs up.

Although he had already guessed that these movements would not trouble Master Qiang, he never thought that he could play so smoothly after only watching the video a few times.

Of course, this was Yang Lin's idea. The tourists who saw this scene outside the park were stunned by the series of difficult moves by Mr. Qiang.

"I'm Zhuo, this...this is more than a fart."

"It's over, it's over, human beings are going to be defeated."

"I even suspect that Master Qiang can shit in the air."

"Sure enough, your uncle is still your uncle. He has lost all his teeth, and he can still be so awesome."

"Didn't you find out that Master Qiang used all the moves prohibited by the Olympic Organizing Committee?"

"Why do you feel that these movements are easier to complete than drinking water?"

......

However, just when everyone thought it was over, the behavior of other animals made everyone feel unrealistic.

Snatch a 300-kilogram black bear, and a cheetah that takes less than 6 seconds to [-] meters.

If such achievements were placed among human beings, they would be like gods.

But it is so common in these animals.

While sighing, these tourists immediately posted the video of these animals training on the Internet.

Without any surprises, these videos immediately caused an uproar as soon as they were released.

Especially the contestants who signed up for these related events were even more crying.

"It's over, it's over, I signed up for the [-]-meter race, it's not like I was blown away."

"It doesn't matter, I think if you put the leopard behind you, you may not be able to outrun him, but you can definitely break the world record."

"Hahaha, if that's the case, I guess your adrenaline will explode."

"Master Qiang's gymnastics moves are really amazing. Speaking of which, how did we humans lose these abilities during the evolution process?"

"Ham, it's just a little bit different. They all add agility, and we all add intelligence."

"There's nothing to worry about. The result is the same when the Olympic champion comes. We don't feel ashamed if we lose."

"Fortunately, I signed up for another project this time, so it shouldn't be a big problem."

"That's right, I guess these are the only ones in the animal world who are more powerful. I don't believe Director Yang can send animals for other projects."

"Yes, not all animals are good at sports."

......

Not long after, these comments from netizens fell into Yang Lin's eyes.

"What they said seems to make sense, but it doesn't matter, who made me hang up."

With a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, Yang Lin sneaked into the park while the park was closed at night.

He wants everyone to know that other animals are not allowed, but it does not mean that the animals in Xihong Zoo are not allowed.

And just as Yang Lin was meticulously preparing for the competition, the time soon came to the day of the first special sports meeting in Ningnan City.

On this day, countless tourists and contestants from all over the country came to Ningnan by various means of transportation.

According to official incomplete statistics, nearly 20 tourists poured in the day before the game started.

The traffic in Ningnan City was almost paralyzed.

And the major transportation hubs are even more overwhelmed.

But even so, it can't stop the enthusiasm of those foreign tourists.

When the time officially came to the opening of the sports meeting, the Ningnan Central Gymnasium, the main venue of the sports meeting, suddenly became very lively.

As the colorful fireworks rose into the sky, the athletes participating in this sports meeting began to enter the arena one after another.

The first batch of athletes entered the arena, including Olympic champions, provincial team members, and some non-governmental sports enthusiasts.

And on these athletes, you can see the pattern of the shitter. Even the doll they hold in their hands is a shitter. It is no exaggeration to say that the shitter can be seen everywhere in the stadium. related elements.

When these athletes entered the arena, tens of thousands of spectators at the scene burst into bursts of cheers like a tsunami.

But before they finished shouting, figures of different shapes came out behind those human athletes in the next second.

Immediately, the audience erupted into cheers several times more enthusiastic than before.

Chapter 81 The game begins, the immortal lineup

Naturally, only those animals from Xihong Zoo could arouse such voices from the audience.

While the audience cheered and shouted, the host's voice sounded again.

"The next one to appear is the phalanx of animal representatives from Xihong Zoo."

"This time, Xihong Zoo sent a total of 78 animal athletes, and they will participate in 18 competitions.

"We can see that the flag bearer in front is our African elephant, which is also the largest among the contestants."

As soon as the host finished speaking, the African elephant with the flag of Xihong Zoo curled up with its nose uttered a loud elephant cry.

Seeing this, the other animals following it also made their own voices to announce their existence.

It was the calls of these animals that really pushed the entire opening ceremony to a climax.

Even the official online live broadcast room of the sports meeting is full of jubilation at the moment.

"It turned out to be true. It really made those animals become athletes. I thought it was just a gimmick before."

"This is the real luxury lineup, elephants, tigers, lions, cheetahs, big black bears, and big crocodiles."

"They even have their own clothes, even elephants, which is really interesting."

"I can understand the animals above, but what about those two black swans? What kind of projects can they participate in?"

"Didn't you see the pig next to it? What can a pig do? Is there a big eater competition in this competition?"

"Then can you explain to me, what are those two crispy noodles for?"

"Laughing, these animals are so serious and cute."

"No matter what they are compared to, I think the entrance ceremony alone is worth the price of admission."

"Suddenly I'm looking forward to it."

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After the entrance ceremony was over, the on-site host also announced the schedule for the next few days.

And when everyone heard the first item, their eyes immediately lit up.

"The next one will be the 50-meter rifle shooting. The first round of contestants includes Lin Feng, the captain of the criminal police detachment in Ningnan City, Sun Cheng, the armed police shooting instructor, Yu Yang, the former Olympic shooting champion, Ma Chao, the retired sniper, and our animal contestants. Li Wei from Xihong Zoo."

Everyone really didn't expect that this opening would be such an exciting duel.

The captain of the criminal police team, the shooting instructor, the Olympic champion, and the retired sniper, these are some gods.

If it weren't for this special sports meeting, it would be absolutely impossible for everyone to see these players gather together.

"Damn, high energy, too high energy, I have been thinking before, which one is better between those professional snipers and Olympic athletes, and now I can finally know."

"I thought it was just for fun, but I didn't expect so many great gods to come."

"After watching the training video of the Great Master, I thought the Great Master was stable, but now it seems that may not be the case."

"That's right, no matter how accurate the slingshot is, it's still just an animal. How could it be better than a professional sniper."

"I feel that among these players, the retired sniper should be the most stable, followed by the shooting instructor. After all, he is a professional doing this."

"Don't underestimate Olympians, they have been training them since they were young."

"The direction of the target is different. It can only be said that the Olympic champion uses a firearm for training all year round, and has already formed muscle memory."

"It's just me that you don't like the great master?"

"This wave of great masters may be a bit mysterious."

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With the announcement of the contestants, the opinions of the audience began to diverge for a while.

After a while, it entered the formal competition stage.

It is slightly different from the rules of the Olympic Games. Each player has 10 shooting opportunities, and the one with the highest total number of rings will win.

And 5 minutes before the start of the game, each player has already started pre-match preparations.

The lens of the live camera was also given to these contestants.

"Hello, audience friends, I am Chen Ping, the commentator of this competition. Now we can see that all the contestants are seriously making final preparations."

"Captain Lin from the criminal police team is finishing up and warming up. Instructor Sun seems to be very interested in the guns he shoots."

"And our sniper Ma Chao seems to be feeling the wind speed at the scene."

In the live broadcast room, a male commentator wearing glasses was explaining the scene with passionate words.

But when the camera turned to Shifufu, he froze on the spot.

Looking along the camera, I saw that Shifu reached out and took out a pack of red real dragons from his breast pocket.