Uncle Nine: Starting from Yizhuang to simplify the cultivation of immortals

Seeing that it was getting dark, Ah Hao kept complaining.

"Don't get close to strangers, the ancestors return!"

"Hey, can you walk faster! They are all walking corpses, why do you walk so slowly? Now that I have a limp leg, I can walk faster than you!"

Ah Hao looked at Nintendo who was following behind him, and scolded coldly.

Nintendo stretched out his arms, bouncing forward.

Seeing him like this, Ah Hao felt a little helpless.

I am too funny, why tell a dead man this!

Suddenly, Nintendo's body slid and disappeared, which surprised Ahao.

Looking down, I don't know which bastard dug a hole in the ground!

Nintendo fell into the pit!

"Damn it! It's really annoying, which bastard is so devoid of public morals, he actually digs holes on the road!"

Ah Hao was swearing, and he had a headache, how could he get people up with him now!

Just when Ah Hao was worrying, a gust of wind howled.

Ah Hao realized that something was wrong, turned around and looked, a piece of log flew over, and hit Ah Hao's face with a bang!

Wow, with a scream, Ahao was knocked out and fell into the big net on the ground next to him.

The organ trap was triggered, and a big net was caught, hanging Ahao into the air.

Seeing that Ah Hao was knocked out and passed out, he didn't move in the big net.

A few black shadows sprang out from the surrounding darkness, pulled out the zombies in the pit, picked them up and ran away.

No one noticed that in the sky, a huge black shadow was hovering above their heads.

……

"Doctor, this is a zombie!"

"Wai Ruigu's, Wai Ruigu's!" A foreign doctor looked at the Nintendo on the dissecting bed and couldn't help but praise it excitedly.

"This is your reward!"

The foreign devil took out a bag of silver dollars and handed it to the group of corpse snatchers.

"Wow haha, developed!"

The corpse thieves were very excited, the money came so easily!

"Doctor, what do you want this corpse for?"

The leader of the corpse thief began to inquire about the truth. If this job is possible, they are going to keep it for a long time. There is no faster way to get money than this!

One dead body is worth a hundred oceans, what a thrill!

Seeing that the experimental materials were in place, the foreign devil was in a good mood, so he introduced them to the laymen.

"I study anthropology! Now I am preparing to study the zombies in the ancient oriental country, the mummies in the pyramids, and the vampires in our place to see how they are different!"

"If I succeed in my research, this year's World Peace Prize must belong to me!"

The foreign devil was very excited, he was already fantasizing about himself when he won the award, accomplished and famous all over the world, he couldn't help laughing.

The corpse snatchers next to him laughed and laughed. This foreign devil's brain is so funny, can the research on zombies be related to the Peace Prize?

"You're out of your mind! This isn't a zombie!"

A voice suddenly appeared, interrupting the foreign devil's spellcasting.

"What? Who? Who?"

Everyone in the room was shocked.

What they're doing is not legal!

There is no one else in the room, who is talking?

Whoa!

The window was kicked open vigorously, and a little guy walked in from the outside.

right!walked in!

This is the second floor, there is not even a balcony outside, that's how you walk in!

Everyone in the room looked at the child who came in with extremely weird expressions.

"Knock them out!"

With a wave of Lin Luo's hand, Bai Rongrong, who came in behind Lin Luo, dashed forward, with bare hands like knives, and easily knocked out several people.

"Who are you! What are you doing!"

Seeing this scene, the foreign devil asked nervously.

"I'm a good person! Don't you want to study zombies? This is not a zombie. I'll take you to see a real zombie!"

"What? This isn't a zombie?"

He couldn't believe it, this zombie was very similar to the zombies he had heard before, it was no different, how could it not be a zombie.

Foreign devils can't even distinguish the faces of Orientals, and they feel even more numb when they see zombies.

The walking dead zombies can't tell the difference at all.

What's more, zombies are quite rare in this world.

Anyway, before Ren Weiyong, Lin Luo hadn't seen any zombies in ten years, most of them were ghosts and spirits.

The old foreign devil wanted to say something more when he felt a pain in his neck and lost consciousness.

"One by one, let's live a serious life, but if you want to do this kind of sneaky and immoral thing, don't you want to find zombies? I'll send you to meet zombies!"

Lin Luo smiled kindly and put away Nintendo's body.

Just kidding, in the movie Uncle Jiu cleans up this thing, it is a struggle, how could Lin Luo turn it into a zombie!

If you can't earn a few simplification points, isn't that a brain pit!

If you want to simplify things, it would be better to go to a concert.

What's more, I am Ren Zhuzhu's good brother!

Her grandfather is also considered one of his own, so don't turn into a zombie anymore!

It's safe to be buried honestly!

Swish!

Lin Luo put Nintendo's body into the portable space.

As for the people who were knocked unconscious, they were all packed away!

"Oh, what a windfall, this foreign devil is quite rich, hundreds of dollars and foreign currency."

"Don't worry, I am indifferent to fame and wealth, and I don't value money and sex. When you go down, I will burn it to you!"

Lin Luo murmured to himself, packing everything that could be taken away from the house!

Bundle up these few people who were knocked unconscious, and throw them on the Toothless Boy outside.

"set off!"

Lin Luo pulled Bai Rongrong onto the back of the fire-breathing dragon, and with an order, the fire-breathing dragon and Toothless Boy soared into the sky!

With props, mobility is convenience!

In the world of Uncle Nine, there are several huge zombie strongholds!

Among them, Lin Luo knew only two, one was Tengteng Town, Guangxi!

The other one is Coffin Mountain Zombie Forest!

Zombie Forest is not far from Taiping Renjia Town, so Lin Luo naturally knows this place.

The fire-breathing dragon and the toothless boy let go of the flight, and the flying speed is not slow. It really feels like flying fast.

……

Coffin Mountain, Zombie Forest.

Among the zombies here, a zombie king level has already appeared.

With his small body, Lin Luo would never take risks easily, so he arranged Galen in, and directly pulled a zombie out of many coffins!

The zombie looked very weak in Galen's hands, struggling weakly, Ciha's strange cry was like a little daughter-in-law.

It was a little confused, it slept soundly in the coffin, why was it suddenly taken out?

Want to resist but can't resist, the opponent's strength is stronger than it!

"Galen, beat it!"

Seeing that the zombie was dishonest, Lin Luo gave an order, and Galen raised his fist, and punched the zombie twice in the face.

With two clicks, the dark circles under the zombie's eyes became heavier.

The zombie shook his head and his body became weak from dizziness.

[Boss, I'm convinced, as long as you don't have a waist, you can do anything! 】

"Wake up!"

Seeing that the zombies looked honestly like quails, Lin Luo kicked the corpse thief and the old foreign devils awake.

Don't you want to see zombies? Let's open your eyes today!

Several people woke up in a daze, all startled by the surrounding environment.

In the wilderness and woods, where is this?

"What are you going to do?"

The old foreign devil was so frightened that his words became more formal. Putonghua has never been so standard in his life.

"I'll see you off to the zombies!"

"Come on, if you want to study zombies so much, get close to him!"

Lin Luo said with a faint smile.

Old foreign devil:? ? ?

Zombie: ? ? ?

Get close!

with him?

Then I'm welcome!

In the next second, the zombie jumped on the foreign devil and began to bite.

"what--"

The screams of the old foreign devil resounded through the forest.

Those who stole the corpse were all frightened, screaming and trying to run away, but their legs were so weak that they couldn't stand up.

After eating a few mouthfuls, the zombie suddenly threw the body of the foreign devil and vomited up

哕~hehe~

How does this blood stink!

"Forgive me, forgive me, we will never dare again!"

"Boss, hell, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child."

"Yes, sir, I testify that his child is mine!"

"What! Bastard, you~"

"Forgive me? Tell it!"

Lin Luo shrugged. He was obviously a bright and cheerful young lady, but at this moment, in the eyes of these people, he was a terrifying little devil.