Uncle Nine: Starting from Yizhuang to simplify the cultivation of immortals

"You woman doesn't keep your promise, and refuses to let you kiss it, touch it, and tease it in the future!"

"Oh, good brother, I was wrong, let me kiss, just one!"

This woman understands it very well!He gave up so quickly.

"That's right! Hey, I'll kiss it for you!"

Lin Luo stopped, smiled and supported the little guy, and brought it to Ren Zhuzhu's mouth.

The small round head of the little thing is very cute, the more Ren Zhuzhu looks at it, the more he likes it.

wood~

Seeing that the game was almost over, Lin Luo stuffed the little guy to Ren Zhuzhu and asked.

"I'm going to go around the town, are you going?"

Now that it's all out, why don't you take a look around and see if there are any new gadgets to buy back.

Master's pipe is a little cracked, and I'm considering changing him to a better pipe.

Buy a few more catties of good shredded tobacco!

The old man likes to drink, and he also makes some foreign wine!Get some good rice wine and go back.

As for Qiu Sheng's literary talents, it's good to give them two books each. As their seniors, it is their responsibility to supervise them to be motivated and eager to learn!

Tingting, like rouge and gouache, get some good cosmetics.

That girl Qingqing has no desires, but she is more playful. Let's see if there are any fun gadgets for her!

Lin Luo was making calculations in his mind.

Ren Zhuzhu giggled and happily agreed, "Okay, I want to transfer too!"

"Then let's go together!"

……

"Mengmeng, stand up!"

In the room, Ren Zhuzhu was a little at a loss looking at the bored and lifeless little guy on the table.

Bai Mengmeng is the name of this little guy.

"Hey, A Luo, why is it so lacking in energy? It's limp. Is it sick?"

Ren Zhuzhu turned to look at Lin Luo.

Lin Luo was lying on the bed, while Bai Rongrong was massaging his back.

"Hmm~"

Lin Luo snorted softly, squinted his eyes comfortably, and turned his head to look at the little guy on the table.

After whistling lightly, the little guy got up in a swish, and yelled at Lin Luo a few times.

"Oh, it said it was hungry and wanted milk!"

Lin Luo hummed and said.

"Nursing milk? Where can I find milk for her!"

"There should be a milk seller in the town, and goat milk is fine too. If it's really not good, see if there is a sow you just downloaded, and let it suck a couple of times!"

Speaking of this, Lin Luo couldn't help but think of his infancy!

Running around with Uncle Jiu, today she is the daughter-in-law of this family, and tomorrow she is the big sister of that family!

There are piles of milk brothers, and they are often not full!

Hey!

What a tragic past!

Milk brother: You suck so much, we are the ones who are hungry, you are a der!

"Oh, then I'll send someone to find milk now!"

After Ren Zhuzhu finished speaking, she hugged the little guy and ran outside excitedly.

Woo!Add more firepower, I will eat this set for Xiaodao Master!

Lin Luo slumped comfortably on the bed after enjoying the complete set of love of the fox-tailed lady.

Feeling the comfort of the twitching meridians in the skin, he showed a satisfied smile.

"Comfortable! The massage is over, let's get into the topic!"

"Release link!"

Swish!

Lin Luo released an old-looking book from the portable space.

"Huang Ting Jing"!

One of the most important classics in the Shangqing School.

The first generation grand master of the Shangqing School, Mrs. Wei, known as the "grandmother of the two immortals" by the people, was devoted to Taoism in her heart and was extremely devout before she became an immortal.

Her devotion moved the heavens, and four immortals came to her home on the same day, and gave her "Taishang Baowen", "Ba Suyin Book" 31 volumes and "Huang Ting Jing".

Afterwards, this Mrs. Wei created the Shangqing Sutra, which is the Dadong Sutra of the Shangqing!

It can be said that without this person, there would be no Shangqing sect, and there would be no such thing as Maoshan.

According to legend, the Dadong Scripture was extended from the Huangting Scripture.

That's right.

It's all in one line!

The Huang Ting Jing divides the human body into upper, middle and lower parts, and each part is guarded by eight scene gods, collectively known as the 24 true gods. If people can regulate their true qi, they can eliminate diseases and live forever.

It is advocated to keep thinking of Huang Ting, refine and cultivate Dantian, and accumulate essence and energy!

It must be impossible to understand.

Many things in it are written in metaphors and metaphors. If nothing else, just talking about some professional Taoist terms is a headache.

What Zixia, Qin Xin Sandie and so on.

Without a teacher, ordinary people can't understand it at all.

Fortunately, Lin Luo has a good teacher. The Huang Ting Jing and Da Dong Zhen Jing are the most important classics in Maoshan.

For his son and apprentice, Uncle Nine naturally trained him since he was a child. He started to recite it when he was young, and he could understand the technical terms in it.

It's just hard to read, it's equivalent to Chinese translation!

"System, simplify Huang Ting Jing!"

The ancestors of Bodhi would sit quietly and talk about Huangting, which shows how powerful this Huangting Sutra is.

The treasure book of immortality, the pearl of ascension!

[Huang Tingjing detected]

[Jin Shu Yu Jing, conferring to the three officials, the Taishang whispered to the gods, this is the true text of the way of immortality. 】

[Simplification requires 200000000 simplification points]

[Simplification is insufficient! 】

"Okay! Forget that I didn't ask!"

Simplify two hundred million, how many villages do I have to go to ring the bells!

Lin Luo looked at his remaining 66543 points to simplify and began to worry.

"Forget it, then I won't simplify the Huang Ting Sutra, I can't simplify the Dadong Sutra of the Shangqing!"

"System, simplify big mouth breathing!"

Now taking a big breath is the Dadong Sutra of the Shangqing. Although it is a fragment, it is true!

As for why not make the Huang Ting Jing into fragments for cultivation, if a part is missing, whoever will become a fool if he cultivates!

Although this Dadong Sutra of the Shangqing Dynasty is a fragment, at least there will be no problems after practicing it!

[Detection of a simplified version of the Dadong Sutra of the Qing Dynasty]

[True qi flows down and fills the secluded pass, calms the spirit and strengthens the essence to block the source of death.Take a big breath to connect all gods, and let me live forever.The Seven Patriarchs of Badu are anti-fetal immortals, making all the gods and spirits. 】

[Simplification requires 20000 simplification points]

[Is it simplified? 】

Good guy, it can be simplified twice!

But the first simplification is only [-] points, and the second simplification costs [-] points!

Is it because I am rich that I have to kill a lot!

"simplify!"

Lin Luo is going all out, isn't it just to simplify, at worst, I will work harder and have more concerts.

Audience friends will also be very happy!

【Successful simplification】

[The simplified version of the Dadong Sutra of the Shangqing is simplified as: body breathing]

It took Lin Luo a while to realize what was going on!

What is the difference between body breathing and breathing?

There are more than 200 million pores in the human body, but all of them can breathe!

It's just that most people can't feel this kind of breathing!

In addition to breathing through the mouth and nose, Lin Luo now also uses these pores.

Lin Luo lay paralyzed on the bed, closed his eyes, and was silent for a moment, triggering the magic spell of purifying the mind, then calmed down whole body and mind, and entered the state of a sage.

The breathing rhythm of the pores all over the body happens all the time, and Lin Luo clearly grasps it.

What's it like to have over 200 million air leaks on your body?

Prick a few small eyes in the small case, pour some juice into it, squeeze it hard, and the picture will come out soon!

Bai Rongrong curled up beside Lin Luo, feeling that Lin Luo's breath became more comfortable, she couldn't help rubbing Lin Luo, and then rubbing again.

It's very similar to the cat's reaction when it encounters cat strips or catnip.

I can't help it!

With this friction, electricity is generated by friction, and the electric sparks are crackling non-stop!

Start again!

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Chapter 109 Do You Think I Will Turn Him into a Corpse?

Twilight is falling!

Ah Hao limped forward with a wooden pole as a crutch.

"Shoveling at home, losing my mother, don't let me meet you in the future, hiss!"

"You little bastard, you are engaged in a sneak attack, you have the ability to single out! Aww!"

There were pains all over my body, especially my legs were kicked a few times, and it hurt like hell when I walked.

Ah Hao was originally slow in bringing goods, but now he is moving even slower!

But he still has to go!

This Nintendo is going to be sent to Renjia Town today, and the master is still waiting for him to go back to work, and he will cause trouble if he is late.

It was the first time Master entrusted him with such an important task, if he failed, he would definitely be punished!

"It's all the fault of that little bastard, beat me like this, otherwise I would have arrived in Renjia Town!"