Doomed, the country begged me to engage in diplomacy

"My God, what happened over there?"

"I don't know, something seems to have exploded, Mad, who is eating curry rice, I'm hungry."

"What curry, it's the drilling ship that exploded, and it looks like the shit has flown onto the aircraft carrier, damn it, it's embarrassing!"

At the same time, the nuclear submarine that had sailed a certain distance escaped by luck.

However, the staff on the nuclear submarine obviously noticed this scene, and they were all dumbfounded.

"Don't look at it, everyone concentrate, we will check every link!"

At this moment, the serious voice of the captain came from everyone's ears,

"Dear warriors, the aircraft carrier has malfunctioned, and our 'Anihist' must be safe. Everyone checks carefully several times. After a while, what we have to do is to dive and then go up. We only need to launch the missiles. We are a great achievement, do you understand?"

Chapter 102 Nuclear Submarine Explodes, Double Cannon

Today's protagonist "Gore" not only had an accident, but was even doused in shit, which is a great shame.At this time, the captain of the nuclear submarine also understood that the "Enemy Fighter" he was in charge of must be foolproof in order to restore the international image of Da Feibing Country. Therefore, he repeatedly urged his subordinates in various departments.

"Relax, sir."

"We're all ready, sir!"

Next, various departments began to respond one after another.

"it is good!"

Hearing the replies from these responsible persons, the captain couldn't help but secretly exhaled, and directly ordered,

"Now, start diving!"

"Yes!"

Following the command of the captain, Feibing Country's first self-developed nuclear submarine began to sink slowly.

However, the audience standing at the port at this time were still immersed in the aircraft carrier covered in feces yellow, and did not notice the nuclear submarine at all.

Of course, it doesn't matter.

From the captain's point of view, as long as his nuclear submarine successfully submerges for a while, then resurfaces, and successfully test-fires two missiles, he will become the most beautiful boy in the audience!

Whoa!

However, at this moment, the captain suddenly noticed something was wrong.

According to the normal situation, the nuclear submarine should sink slowly, but with his order, he found that something was wrong with the nuclear submarine!

The rear of the submarine began to sink rapidly, and the speed was very wrong!

"What's going on? All departments pay attention, all departments pay attention, the submarine is abnormal!"

Seeing this, the captain hurriedly called.

Soon, there was an exclamation in my ear,

"Captain, water is coming in, water is coming in through the rear hatch. Damn it, Buchanel forgot to close the hatch!"

"what?"

As soon as these words came out, not only the captain, but all the personnel working in the nuclear submarine were all taken aback. In the next second, everyone's faces became terrified.

You must know that the reason why nuclear submarines can dive to the bottom of the deep sea is because of very strict sealing measures and pressure-resistant material installations. Even if they dive to the deep sea, they can fully withstand the pressure from the ocean!

However, once the submarine leaks, there will be a large amount of seawater pouring in, and there is only one result waiting for them, the entire nuclear submarine will sink, and the entire army will be wiped out!

It means that all of them must die!

"Wild pig, which idiot did this!"

"Made, we are all doomed!"

"I haven't eaten curry rice today, and I haven't even had time to drink the sacred cow's holy water. My God, am I going to die?"

The influx of sea water is very serious and cannot be controlled at all.

In an instant, the entire nuclear submarine began to tilt, and then sank rapidly.

Death, for everyone, is a huge fear, everyone starts to think of ways to escape, but the hatch is sealed, they have no way to escape!

In a panic, a soldier in charge of launching the missile nervously pressed the launch button directly!

boom!

Another bang.

The missile installed on the nuclear submarine was launched directly. However, I don't know which link has gone wrong. This missile did not fly out, but exploded directly in the nuclear submarine!

Therefore, Flying Cake Country independently developed the first nuclear submarine, which cost more than 200 billion US dollars. On the first day of the experiment, before it had time to show off its muscles, the entire submarine blew up and became a nuclear submarine. Countless fragments!Those in the submarine, the elite talents of these flying cakes, also instantly turned into nothingness, and merged with their ocean intimately.

And over the sea area of ​​the nuclear submarine, a huge black mushroom cloud rose instantly.

Such a huge bang was much more violent than the explosion of the septic tank just now, and immediately attracted everyone present.

"I'm going, nuclear submarine, blew up?"

"Good guy, I haven't dived yet, it looks like the missile exploded by itself?"

"What's the situation? What kind of plane is Feibing Country doing?"

The ambassadors present were all stunned. No one expected that the nuclear submarine would explode after the aircraft carrier had just been baptized with feces!

Flying cake country, this is an advanced military weapon, and it is fired as a cannon, and, is it a double-cannon?

"It seems that Mao Xiong's things are of poor quality. Look, Feibing suffered a heavy loss this time!"

Eagle Sauce Ambassador Lawrence couldn't help but cast a playful look at Ivanov.

It seems that after today's ceremony is over, it's time for me to have a long talk with the Secretary of State.It may be more reliable to let them buy the equipment of Yingjiang!

"Shit!"

Hearing this, Ambassador Mao Xiong Ivanov directly cursed back,

"Our products don't have any quality. I saw just now that their nuclear submarines should have been operated incorrectly by personnel, causing the seawater to flood back. This disaster happened. Their soldiers flying cakes are not professional at all!"

Ivanov was also very speechless.

Their flamboyant equipment, in the whole world, no one can match except Yingjiang, such sophisticated weapons, unexpectedly in the hands of the Flying Cake Kingdom, all of them have been turned into a pile of scrap copper and rotten iron.

This country of flying cakes is really reckless!

The point is, within a day, a double-bang cannon broke out, which seriously affected their hairy bears to continue selling those second-hand goods.

"Flower growers have a saying that good fortune never comes singly, but misfortune never comes singly. It seems that Mr. Secretary of State did not choose an auspicious day. Today is not a suitable day for sea trial!"

During the quarrel between the two, the voice of an ambassador came from the side.

Lawrence, "..."

Ivanov, "..."

They didn't know that as the neighbors of Feibing Country, this time Feibing's military equipment had such a serious mistake, it can be said that the loss was heavy, and the biggest beneficiaries were the flower growers!

The flower growers didn't do anything, and the opponent surrendered by himself. There is such a good thing in the world.

Whether it is Lawrence or Ivanov, when they think of this, they feel uncomfortable.

Because, although they are all hostile to each other, they all have one thing in common, and they don't want to see the powerful flower growers continue to grow stronger.

I thought that the display of flying cakes would be able to restrain the flower growers, but it turned out to be like this in the end.

Flying Cake Man, what a disappointment!

Of course, the one who was most angry at this time was none other than Mr. Lundra, the Secretary of State who was standing on the podium.

After the failure of the aircraft carrier, the nuclear submarine has become his biggest hole card, and he intends to wait for the successful test launch of the missile, and he will be ashamed.

But what he didn't expect was that the missile was fired, but it didn't go out, and it directly blew up his nuclear submarine.Not only was there no previous shame, but the shame was added to it. It was really unlucky!

Chapter 103 Ah, the holy water is full of curry smell

"Feibing is really a show today. It's not a show of their armaments. It should be setting off fireworks for us."

"When I talk about fireworks, I think of little cherry blossoms."

"Two shots with one cannon, no, three shots with one cannon, it seems that today is indeed a day worth celebrating for the flying pancake crowd!"

"The first shit-yellow aircraft carrier, the first nuclear submarine that sank and exploded, the Flying Pie Navy, you deserve it!"

"Haha, I still want to become the sixth largest country just like this. Just dream, there is everything in the dream."

"It seems that the loss of this nuclear submarine is more expensive than that of the aircraft carrier. It has cost more than 200 billion, right?"

"Feibing is still rich and powerful. With such a heavy loss, it seems... not a big problem?"

The huge mushroom cloud became the most eye-catching presence in the live broadcast.

The beauty released by the first nuclear submarine finally overwhelmed the first aircraft carrier.

Well, Meixu is three points inferior to Xuexue, but Xue is inferior to Meiduanxiang. The two can also be said to be on the same level!

Netizens from all over the world watched the climax one after another, and heated discussions continued.

Today's flying cakes are really showing off to the sky in front of people all over the world!

"Fake, my dream of a strong army and my dream of a great country are all ruined!"

At the scene, looking at the mushroom cloud that was released, the nuclear submarine that was blown to pieces, and the aircraft carrier full of shit yellow, Secretary of State Lundra's eyes were full of anger, and his heart was bleeding even more!

Although they have a large population and high taxes, buying these equipment is also gnashing their teeth.Originally, he was counting on a strong flying pancake defense, how could he expect that, in one day, all the painstaking efforts of the previous few years were all ruined!

"Mr. State Secretary, what do you think of such a serious accident happening at the Grand Ceremony?"

"The aircraft carrier and the submarine all had accidents, Mr. Rendra, the flying cake people need you to explain!"

"Mr. Rendra, may I ask, what is the next step for Flying Cake in terms of the navy?"

"Dear Mr. Rendra, I am very sorry for what happened just now, but I still want to ask whether the professionalism of flying cake soldiers needs to be improved? There is also the problem of feces, oh, sorry, but I have to carry……"

In a dazed effort, a large group of reporters had already flocked to the scene.

Flying Cake Navy, with his unique strength, has successfully attracted the attention of the whole world.

And as the powerful figure of Flying Cake, the Secretary of State Lundra at this time naturally became the focus of much attention!

Just answering any question will help them become popular!

Rendra, "..."

At this time, he really wanted to be quiet, and wanted to return to his mother's warm embrace for a moment of tenderness. He really hated these reporters!

However, behind so many shots, netizens from all over the world are watching. Even if such a serious accident happened, Lundra still had to keep calm!

This is what it takes to be a politician!

"Everyone, I am very angry that such an accident happened. We must strictly investigate all aspects of the problem. At the same time, I think that on the road to a strong country, there will always be various setbacks, but these problems will not stop us. , we will not be defeated by difficulties, on the contrary, we still have to get up from the ground and continue to move forward..."

In front of a group of reporters, Lendra bit the bullet and continued to speak.

However, with so many accidents happening one after another today, Feibing people didn't buy it.

"It's just a bunch of stupid pigs. After spending so much money, it all evaporates!"

"It's a shame, I think he can change a group of people!"

"Aircraft carrier and nuclear submarine, what the hell, we have nothing, nothing!"

"Just now, a friend of mine, Eagle Sauce, was still telling me jokes. Afterwards, I found out that the joke turned out to be me!"

At this time, Feibing netizens were all angry and vented their dissatisfaction on the Internet.

The people soaking in the holy water of the Ganges were also in an uproar.

For flying cake people, whenever there are important festivals or events, they will come to pray in the water of the Ganges.The holy water of the Ganges River is the highest in their hearts, and everything can be resolved here!

Therefore, with such a grand ceremony today, many people soaked in the water of the Ganges devoutly, waiting for the flying cake kingdom to shine.

In the end, what was waiting in the end was a flying shit explosion and a mushroom cloud!

"I wasted so much of my divine cow water, which I was going to drink at the Kunmela Festival, what a waste!"

"I was still bragging to my child just now, how can I explain to my child now."

"Lendra really failed!"