Doomed, the country begged me to engage in diplomacy

"Really? Ivanov, it seems that your hairy maintenance expert can make another fortune!"

Yang Hongyun, who was standing aside, smiled calmly when he heard this.

Huh, nuclear submarine?

The flower growers have already researched it on their own, okay? Moreover, in terms of nuclear submarines, the flower growers have already broken through the lowest depth that the world can dive into, and the flying cakes are nothing compared to each other.

"Haha, Ambassador Yang has worked. We bears are always helpful."

Ivanov shrugged. His answer was equivalent to admitting Yang Hongyun's words in disguise!

"In order to show the strength of our flying cakes, we will launch two missiles in this nuclear submarine test. I hope you don't panic, it's just a test!"

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene became lively again, Lendra couldn't help but smile a little, and let out a long breath in her heart.

Fortunately, I kept a hand!

Yes, according to Lendra's plan, it was planned to suddenly show off the nuclear submarine when the aircraft carrier successfully tested the voyage.

In this way, the world will be even more explosively shocked!

After all, everything they fly cakes is to strengthen themselves according to the standards of the five permanent members of the World Federation!

Even, Lendra believes that once this military exercise is successful, their international status will be greatly improved. In the next year's federation, they may become the sixth permanent director Woolen cloth!

However, Lendra did not expect that the aircraft carrier had an accident!

And now, they can only rely on this nuclear submarine to maintain their dignity!

"Sunil, give your order!"

Thinking in this way, Rendra took a deep look at the naval commander Sunil not far away.

"Yes, Secretary of State!"

From Rendra's gaze, Sunil felt warning and threat.

He knew that there had been an accident on Feibing's first aircraft carrier, and there must be no mistakes in this nuclear submarine test, otherwise, he, the commander, might be directly taken down.

And the face of the whole Feibing will be gone!

Thinking like this, Sunil delivered the order himself, and in the order, let the captain of the 'Anihilator' pay attention that he must be fully prepared before he can start!

So, under the watchful eyes of countless people, a black 'Anihist' appeared in front of them not long after.

"Good guy, there really are nuclear submarines!"

"This is a big weapon, the flying cake is really powerful!"

"It's good to have money, and you can do whatever you want with equipment!"

"Well, you said, the aircraft carrier has already had an accident, and the nuclear submarine is still far away?"

"Don't talk nonsense, there are missiles in it!"

Netizens around the world were also shocked to see the nuclear submarine leaving the country.

However, the originally disheartened Feibing natives rekindled their hopes.

"Mother Ganga blesses you, I hope this nuclear submarine test goes smoothly!"

"Launching missiles can also show our strength!"

"Come on, there's still holy water from the cow, let's drink this cup!"

Feibing netizens started carnival again.

Under the watchful eyes of countless people, the nuclear submarine began to march towards the depths of the ocean. Well, after all, it is necessary to test missiles, and it is not easy to play near the harbor. Moreover, nuclear submarines are for submarines, so they naturally have to perform the dive of this submarine ability.

"It seems to be going well."

"I hope, I hope nothing happens."

Watching the nuclear submarine slowly move forward, Feibing netizens couldn't help but clenched their fists and sweated secretly.

And at the same time.

Not far from the "Gore" aircraft carrier, a drilling ship is moored there.

On the ship, a group of maintenance workers are constantly checking the problem of the ship.

Yes, there is also a problem with this drilling ship, because the matter is urgent, even if there is such a grand ceremony today, these maintenance workers still need to work overtime.

Of course, while working, they were also watching the movement here.

"Politicians are a bunch of idiots, we pay so much tax, they all buy a bunch of crap!"

One of the maintenance workers looked at the halted aircraft carrier with anger still on his face.

"Haha, what does it have to do with us? Even if we become a maritime power, will our wages go up? Phoenix, come on, take a break and smoke a cigarette, do you have fire?"

A maintenance worker next to him put down the tools in his hand, took out a cigarette and handed it to Finick, and said with a smile.

According to regulations, they are not allowed to smoke while working.

However, everyone's eyes are now focused on the nuclear submarine that just sailed, and no one cares about it at all.

He's been working for four hours straight and needs a cigarette to relax.

"You're right, what am I worrying about? What a shitty aircraft carrier, it's not as useful as my sow. Come, give you a lighter!"

Phoenix thought so too, he was just an ordinary citizen, and instead of worrying about when the aircraft carrier would be repaired, he might as well care about the sow raised by his parents, who seemed to be giving birth soon.

Snapped!

As he said that, his lighter started, and a ball of flame suddenly burst out.

It's just that the manager of this drilling ship is relatively lazy. The staff on board defecate and urinate on the ship for a long time, so that the septic tank on the ship has accumulated a lot of excrement.

If it is not cleaned for a long time, a large amount of combustible gas will accumulate near the septic tank.

With the emergence of this open flame, the septic tank that had been accumulated for a long time was instantly ignited.

boom!

With a loud noise, following the explosion of the septic tank, the two maintenance workers standing aside were directly blown away by the huge air wave.

And the entire drilling ship was bombarded by such a huge force that it was beyond recognition.

All of a sudden, countless black and yellow excrement, like arrows raining down, shot out towards the surroundings.

Well, the location where the aircraft carrier 'Gore' originally docked was very close to this drilling ship, so it would be fine if it could sail normally.

But at this time, the suspended aircraft carrier, just like a child flying cake to be bathed in cow dung, directly enjoyed a new 'baptism'.

Chapter 101 Another record, the world's first shit-yellow aircraft carrier

The black and yellow excrement fell like a torrential rain, and in an instant, it was all over the deck of the 'Gore'.

As a result, the entire 'Gore' was covered in a layer of shit yellow.

Even, because of the failure of the 'Gore', at this time, many Maoxiong's maintenance personnel and soldiers on the aircraft carrier came out, wanting to see the nuclear submarine trial not far away, but in the end, they were drenched A 'heavy rain!

"Fack, it smells so strong of curry, what's going on here?"

"Что за чёрт! Fucking pancake man, where did the shit come from?"

"Captain, the entire aircraft carrier is full of these things, oh, bah bah bah!"

The flying cake soldiers and bear experts who were on the deck all exclaimed and cursed.

At this time, most of the people at the original scene had already cast their eyes on the nuclear submarine, wanting to see how the first nuclear submarine of the flying cake was doing, but following the explosion, the unwilling Gore ', once again attracted the attention of the world.

When everyone saw the 'Gore' covered in excrement, their eyes widened.

"Fuck, are these things all shit?" Eagle Sauce Ambassador Lawrence couldn't help but exclaimed.

"I have said a long time ago that the flying cake people should pay attention to hygiene and don't defecate at random. Look, it's not because of our Mao Xiong's equipment, it's because their own people are too unprofessional!" Ambassador Mao Xiong was the first time vocalize.

Well, the aircraft carrier had an accident just now. Everyone knows that this aircraft carrier was produced by them. It will inevitably affect their reputation, and even seriously damage their continued sale of second-hand equipment.

After all, the whole world is watching, especially those buyers in Central Asia.

Ambassador Mao Xiong Ivanov was worrying about how to alleviate the embarrassing situation, so he saw this scene, how could he miss this important opportunity.

"Flying Cake is really a country with flavor." Sakura Ambassador Watanabe Ono, who had just bit the bullet and drank a glass of cow urine, couldn't help but burst out laughing at this moment.

Well, now the whole world is watching the joke about flying cakes, and their little cherry blossoms should be gradually forgotten, right?Yoshi, great job!

Even Yang Hongyun, who had been mentally prepared for a long time, couldn't help covering his nose when he saw this scene, and backed away again and again.

"Ivanov, now you bears have got their wish, and the maintenance fee seems to be able to earn a lot of money!"

"Well, I'd hate to see something like this. But we bears are just willing to help. Damn, it stinks!"

Through the translator, after hearing Yang Hongyun's words, Ambassador Mao Xiong Ivanov couldn't help holding his nose and backed away.

There is no way, everyone is at the seaside at this time, with the sea breeze blowing, the choking stench has already hit their faces, and almost everyone is retreating crazily!

Only, the Feibing soldiers and the audience stood motionless one by one.

For those who are used to the smell of curry and wiping their butts with their hands, this smell is nothing at all.

But at this time, their eyes were also full of anger.

What the hell is wrong with this?

It's embarrassing enough that the aircraft carrier 'Gore' couldn't go on trial voyage, but now, it has been attacked by flying shit, what the hell is it?

"I think it must be that Rendra didn't bathe in the Ganges."

"Isn't he drinking the pure holy water of the sacred cow? Otherwise, why would it be like this?"

"A group of boars, what a grand ceremony, all turned into curry! Now the whole world is watching our joke!"

There was a lot of cursing at the scene.

Rendra, who was closest to the source, wiped the curry paste on his face with a handkerchief, and his face became darker and yellower.

What a grand ceremony, it turned out to be like this.

Let him, the Secretary of State, continue to preside over it?

Damn, what the hell is going on?

It's just a drill ship, how did it blow up so much shit?

The sound of explosions is still here and there, and the whole world is very noisy, but also very quiet.

Lendra, who was in it, was a little angry and confused for a while.

"Pfft, it really is a flying pancake, it will never disappoint!"

"This... has the characteristics of flying cakes. I didn't expect that even their aircraft carrier is full of curry flavor."

"The world's largest public toilet is not for nothing."

"Poor bear experts, I don't know how they feel now."

"This 'Gore' is really ill-fated. It seems that today is not suitable for sea trials."

"The PLUS version of flying in the air shocked my brother Feibing. This scene is much more exciting than the flying in the air a few days ago. Give it a thumbs up!"

"Invincible look, flying in the air PRU MAX version."

And this scene, through the live broadcast, was immediately spread to the people of all countries in the world.

It happened so suddenly that the originally lively live broadcast room was quiet for dozens of seconds, and it was not until people recalled that they began to crackle the barrage.

Not the most shocking, only more shocking!

Who would have imagined that Flying Cake, which claims to be a maritime power, encountered such a baptism before the first aircraft carrier set sail!

It's crazy enough to make you want to...laugh!

Even, many people with sharp eyes and quick hands took screenshots of this scene in time and made them into emoticons, which began to spread wildly.

"Haha, Feibing set two new records in one day."

"Indeed, I am afraid that it is the first country in the world to try out an aircraft carrier that does not move. It even built the first shit-yellow aircraft carrier. This is in line with the characteristic culture of Feibing!"

"I'm a marine environmentalist. I really can't stand it anymore. They are seriously polluting the ocean!"

"It's a big scene, the air is full of the curry smell of flying cakes, I can smell it through the screen!"

All of a sudden, the Internet from all over the world was discussing this matter, and the emoticon bag became popular in an instant, successfully putting Feibing Country on the top of the hot search list.