Reporters from all over the world fled with their stomachs in their arms, and the scene was very chaotic.
And this scene was clearly seen by netizens from all over the world.
"Pfft... I laughed to death."
"Even journalists have been tricked."
"That reporter who didn't bring toilet paper is really miserable, haha!"
No one expected that such a chaotic scene would erupt before such a grand ceremony even started.
"It seems that Ambassador Yang is right. Feibing should build the toilet first."
"If Feibing is short of toilet paper, really, you can buy it from us."
"Haha, the aircraft carrier country, Smecta said he wanted to laugh!"
For a while, there was laughter on the Internet in various countries.
The huge aircraft carrier test site directly turned into a large-scale funny scene.
And at the same time.
In a luxurious hotel not far from Gard Harbor.
Secretary of State Lundra had already put on his best attire, but at this time, he was not in a hurry to attend the grand ceremony, but bowed down and looked at his mother in a wheelchair.
"Mother, today is not only the glory of your son and me, but also your glory, and the glory of the entire Feibing people. Just look, we, Feibing, will eventually become an ocean power, and even, in the World Federation, become the first Six permanent directors. Feibing will lead to new glory under my leadership!"
Lendra is a filial child. He cannot achieve what he is today without his mother's support and sacrifice all the way.
The trial flight of an aircraft carrier is a national event, such a glorious thing, he hopes his mother can see it.
And the location of this hotel is very good. You only need to stand in front of the window to see the port of Gard not far away. Even if you look at it from a distance, it is a great comfort to your mother.
"Lendra, you are a good boy. Such a grand ceremony and complicated things, you'd better get busy. I'll watch."
The old man in the wheelchair said tremblingly.
It is the honor of her life to have a son like Lendra.
"Got it, mother."
Rendra nodded and sighed.
Immediately, he stood up, poured a glass of yellow drink into the cup, and brought it to his mother,
"Mother, I will hold up the wine glass and celebrate with the whole country. When the time comes, you have to drink too. Share this joy with me!"
The drink in this cup is Feibing's most famous wine. It is made from the holy water of Feibing's sacred cow and mixed with clean and pure Ganges water. It is very precious and has auspicious meaning.
"Alright, get on with your work."
When the old man in the wheelchair saw the yellow drink in front of him, a gleam suddenly appeared in his cloudy eyes.
Children, how filial!
"it is good!"
Lundra nodded, and was about to turn around and leave the room. At this moment, a young and beautiful secretary ran over in a hurry.
"My lord, there seems to be an accident at the port."
"what?"
Upon hearing this, Lundra's kind face suddenly darkened.
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"what happened?"
Rendra adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and asked with a frown.
"When a group of reporters interviewed the ambassadors just now, they may have eaten the wrong food, and suddenly they all had diarrhea and were looking for toilets everywhere. But this scene was all broadcast live on the world's major live broadcast platforms. Now, the whole world is watching The joke about our flying cakes!"
The beautiful secretary's pretty face was full of worry. In order to express the seriousness of the matter more intuitively, he directly handed the tablet in his hand to Lendra.
Lendra's face was sullen, and as soon as he took it, he saw the ridicule and abuse in the live broadcast room.
"Haha, who said that Feibing doesn't have a toilet, it's the largest open-air toilet, everyone can use it as they please, no problem."
"I guess, it must be the chef who cooked for them, and he didn't wash his hands after going to the toilet."
"The color of the curry seems to be similar, anyway, I can't tell the difference."
"..."
Lundra could understand English, and when she saw these bullet screens, she was so angry that she smashed the tablet in her hand to pieces.
"Fake!"
Even the elegant Lendra couldn't help swearing at this time.
This aircraft carrier trial flight is the most important thing for him. It is of great significance to Feibing's international image and his political status.
I thought I could show off my skills, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen before it even started.
Doesn't this make the whole world laugh at their flying cakes?
"Didn't I order you? I told you to use the best cooks to entertain you, and told you to build more toilets. Why are your ears gone!"
Lundra put his hand on his forehead, speechless on his face.
secretary,"……"
"Huh...don't be angry, I'm not angry..."
Rendra patted his chest, took a long breath, and kept comforting and reminding himself,
"Today is the grand ceremony of our flying cakes, no matter what happens, it cannot affect this great event!"
Lendra stood where he was and adjusted for a full 10 minutes before regaining his confident and calm look.
Then, he walked out of the hotel, took a special car, and came to the site of Gal Port.
However, since 80.00% of the reporters just went to the nearby toilets for convenience, and some reporters did not bring toilet paper, the number of media reporters on the scene at this time was pitifully small.
As a result, when Lendra appeared, the atmosphere at the scene seemed extremely deserted.Compared with the card that Yang Hongyun played just now, it has completely dropped several grades!
"Mr. Secretary of State, what do you think of what happened just now?"
"Some people say that all the money from Feibing is used for armaments, but they can't even build toilets. Do you have anything to say?"
"Mr. Rendra..."
When several reporters walked up to Lundra and wanted to ask questions, they were blocked by the guards standing around Lundra.
"Sorry, I'll answer your questions later."
Lundra kept an elegant smile on her face, and her every move showed aristocratic demeanor.
Then, under the gaze of many media, he came to the ambassadors of various countries and shook hands one by one.
"Hello, Ivanov, thanks to the help of you Mao Xiong for this sea trial!"
Lundra took the lead in shaking hands with Ambassador Bear.
After all, this aircraft carrier was not only purchased from Mao Xiong, but also had to rely on Mao Xiong for later maintenance. Naturally, it was necessary to give Ambassador Mao Xiong the biggest picture.
"Haha, where is it. Mr. Secretary of State, if you need anything in the future, just tell us. It's still the old price, and we will help you fix it as soon as possible."
Bear Ambassador Ivanov grinned.
Lendra nodded, and then held the hand of Lawrence, the eagle sauce ambassador next to him,
"Thank you Lawrence for your support, I feel very honored."
Lawrence said with a half-smile,
"Congratulations, Rendra!"
After that, he let go of his hand and ignored Lendra.
Their eagle sauce is the largest country, but now the treatment is ranked behind Mao Xiong, Lawrence is naturally unhappy.
Lendra didn't bother to pay attention, continued to smile, and came to Yang Hongyun.
"Ambassador Yang, I am very happy that you can come to support me. Look, how about our aircraft carrier?"
As expected of a politician, a casual sentence, seemingly an ordinary greeting, but it implies a threat.
Obviously, this was in front of Yang Hongyun, expressing his dissatisfaction with Yang Hongyun's proposal to take back the territory these days.
Aren't you very stubborn?
Now that we have an aircraft carrier, are you sure you want to mention your request?
"very good."
Yang Hongyun smiled and shook hands with Lendra,
"Coincidentally, Mr. Rendra, the fourth aircraft carrier of our flower planter will be built soon. If there is a chance, I hope the two countries can cooperate. What do you think?"
Well, isn't it just a broken aircraft carrier?Nothing to be proud of.
Our flower growers already have three aircraft carriers, and are building a fourth one, which is still independently developed, so I ask you if you are afraid?
Rendra, "..."
This Ambassador Yang is really not a good stubble as Hashma said.
Rendra did not answer, but continued to shake hands with the ambassadors of England, Sakura and other countries.
There is no way, there are quite a few guests here today, and he has to take care of them one by one.
It took a full half an hour before Lendra just finished shaking hands and was about to give a speech when suddenly her face twitched.
My stomach seems to be a little uncomfortable.
"Everyone, I still have something to do, sorry, just wait a moment."
Lendra smiled slightly, then pretended to be calm and calm, and then walked towards her special car, preparing to go to the hotel just now for convenience.
No way, people have three urgencies, even if he is the Secretary of State, he can't escape this rule!
However, just after taking two steps, he suddenly felt his stomach twitch violently. He couldn't help it anymore, and started to trot.
This scene was watched by the ambassadors present, and even the reporters also filmed this scene.
"I'm going, what is it that makes Lendra so anxious?"
"Haha, the reporters said just now that Lendra has arranged for them the best chef, which seems to be the royal chef for Lendra. The reporters have diarrhea, what do you think?"
"Pfft... As expected of the Curry Kingdom, Mr. Secretary of State seems to be a human being."
The scene of the reporters rushing towards the toilet collectively just now has already surprised the netizens. Who would have imagined that at this time, even the most powerful owner of the flying pancakes, Lord Lendra, is actually doing so in front of so many people. , ran to the toilet.It's ridiculous to watch.
Pfft!
At this time, Lendra couldn't care less about what other people thought of him. As soon as he got in the car, he couldn't help but collapse.
"Minister of State, where are we going?"
The driver asked with a frown, covering his nose.
I was even more puzzled in my heart. I had just sent Lundra here for about half an hour. Lundra hadn't given a speech yet, so why did he get in the car again?
Thinking about the sound he heard just now, the driver immediately had an answer in his mind, um, Lendra should have gotten in the car to fart.
Chapter 97 Rendra's Speech, Come, Let's Drink This Cup
From the driver's point of view, as Secretary of State, Lundra wants to be elegant in everything, so he can't fart in front of the media and ambassadors, right?
Otherwise, what's the difference with Sakura's prime minister?
So, he didn't rush to start the car.
"Quick, go back to the hotel!"
Lendra, who was sitting in the back row, took a deep breath and said almost gritting her teeth.
There is no way, for him now, it seems that the switch below can be turned on at any time. He must raise his spirits and tense his body, otherwise, once he opens the switch, he, the Secretary of State, will be ashamed and thrown home.
"Ah good!"
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