Doomed, the country begged me to engage in diplomacy

For a while, ambassadors from various countries had long telephone conferences with their respective countries.

Not only that, because of the huge tsunami some time ago, which caused great harm to Feibing, and because the video of the border guards making a fool of themselves became popular all over the world, Feibing country has become a laughing stock in the entire world.

Therefore, Secretary of State Lundra specially arranged for major media to carry out a large-scale publicity and report on the trial of the aircraft carrier, and strive to maximize the influence of this matter.

"Curry Sunshine Network": The latest news, Feibing will hold an aircraft carrier trial ceremony tomorrow. This is the first aircraft carrier of Feibing, which is of great significance!

"Flying Cake Military Network": The aircraft carrier is on trial, marching towards a military power to break through the waves!

"Ganghe News": The first aircraft carrier is about to be tested, and the ocean power is close at hand!

With the vigorous publicity of Feibing's major news sites, not only Feibing's people knew about it, but even netizens from all over the world also got the news.

"Haha, what is the first aircraft carrier? Isn't this the old aircraft carrier we retreated from? Picking up trash is worthy of such pride?"

"I heard that we sold this aircraft carrier to Feibing for one dollar, but the maintenance cost seems to be more than a billion dollars, haha."

"I remember last year that Feibing seemed to be going to Mars. At that time, the publicity was very strong, and everyone knew about it."

"I think you should take care of your lizards, they are really pitiful."

"When will the toilets be repaired properly? Then, let me ask, the toilets on the aircraft carrier will not be modified by you?"

"What kind of toilet do you want, you can pull it directly in the sea, and you can wash your butt by the way."

"I want to know, if the aircraft carrier tries it out, they will perform flying in the air, oh no, are they flying trapeze?"

Netizens from all over the world have different opinions on the trial of the flying cake aircraft carrier.

However, most of them don't seem to be optimistic.

After all, in the past two years, Flying Cake Country has done a lot of great things in military affairs, aerospace and other fields, but basically it has few successes and many failures, and many of them have become jokes all over the world.

Of course, in view of the video that was released two days ago, netizens are not concerned about whether the aircraft carrier trial can be successfully held. Surprise them.

After all, Feibingguo is very professional and serious in terms of being funny!

For a time, the flying cake aircraft carrier was put into trial operation, which attracted the attention of the whole world!

Chapter 94 Global Attention, Ambassador Yang Arrives in Port Gard

"Friends from the audience, hello everyone, this is the BBC. The place where I am now is the second largest military port in the Feibing country. According to Feibing's plan, today we will witness Feibing's first aircraft carrier here. Sea Trial Ceremony!"

The next day, early in the morning, journalists stationed abroad from all over the world arrived early at Gala Port, the second largest military port of Flying Cake.

According to Secretary of State Lundra's original plan, it was intended to be held in a port in the southeast, but a tsunami just occurred there, and many infrastructures were severely damaged.Moreover, the surrounding environment is quite chaotic. With so many reporters taking pictures, it is very unfavorable to the image of Flying Cake Country.

Therefore, the final location was set at Gal Harbor in the northern part of the eastern sea area.

Gal Port is located at the estuary of the Ganges River, the holy river of flying cakes. Under the radiance of the holy river, Lendra believes that this aircraft carrier trial will be held successfully!

At this time, the ambassadors of various countries also came here and were directly surrounded by reporters.

"Ambassador Lawrence, I would like to ask, what does Yingjiang think of this aircraft carrier trial in the Flying Cake Kingdom?"

A reporter put the microphone in front of Lawrence, Yingjiang's ambassador to Feibing.

Lawrence politely pushed the microphone away, and said without hesitation,

"First of all, as a good friend of Feibing. We, Yingjiang, are very happy to see such a thing happen. This is a good thing, whether it is for Feibing or us Yingjiang."

Lawrence kept a smile on his face,

"I want to tell Feibing Fang that if you need anything about the aircraft carrier, you can actually talk to Ying Jiang. As long as the price is right, everything is negotiable!"

As we all know, in terms of aircraft carriers, Ying Jiang is the well-deserved leader in the world today. No matter in terms of quantity or comprehensive combat effectiveness, no one is Ying Jiang's opponent.

Otherwise, it would not be called the Pacific Police.

"With a strong national power, one speaks with confidence and toughness!"

"Everyone knows that Ying Jiang likes to sell armaments the most. It's a pity that Feibing seems to be more willing to trade with Mao Xiong."

"Mao Xiong has so many retired equipment and the price is cheap, of course they are willing."

"How did I hear that the maintenance cost of this aircraft carrier is not low..."

At this time, netizens all over the world were watching the live broadcast, and they couldn't help talking about it when they saw Eagle Sauce Ambassador Lawrence speak.

Immediately afterwards, the camera turned.

The reporter handed the microphone in front of Ambassador Mao Xiong Ivanov,

"Mr. Ivanov, we all know that this aircraft carrier is your bear's retired aircraft carrier. Do you have anything to say about this sea trial ceremony?"

Under the gaze of countless people, Ivanov said calmly,

"This aircraft carrier represents the sincere cooperation between Mao Xiong and Feibing. You may not know that we only sold it for one dollar!"

Ivanov had a bewildered smile on his face,

"However, if that's the case, I hope Feibing will cherish our cooperation. This 'Gore' is very sophisticated and of great significance. I hope that Feibing soldiers will take good care of him and don't defecate anywhere, or , After going to the toilet, it’s best to wash your hands more times.”

As soon as the words came out, the netizens burst into laughter.

"Haha, the whole world knows that Flying Cake Man doesn't use paper to wipe his butt when he goes to the toilet, he just uses his hands!"

"I also heard that their men like to hold hands, and they also like to eat with their hands. My God, just imagine, two good brothers come out of the bathroom together, and go to a restaurant to eat with their hands, that picture... "

"Well, after eating, they might have some entertainment, such as playing monitor lizards?"

"Ewes are fine too."

"The flying cake animals are so pitiful. As a member of the Animal Protection Association, I...well, I have to restrain myself..."

Well, various countries are reporting on the trial of flying cake aircraft carriers.

Logically speaking, on such a solemn occasion, the style of live broadcast should not be like this.

However, Flying Cake is a magical country. Originally, Lendra wanted to promote the great power, but he probably didn't expect it to spread to all parts of the world. It seems... It hasn't started yet, and it has become a unique joke.

"Look, that ambassador is so handsome!"

"I'll go, isn't this Ambassador Yang Hongyun from the Flower Planter? He's also here!"

"Haha, I suddenly thought of the scene in Little Sakura last time."

"Poor Pei'an has already left, alas, I will post an emoji to remember this top Internet celebrity!"

Netizens from various countries were discussing it, but when the camera turned around, they saw a handsome and tall man walking towards the port.

Take a closer look, isn't this Ambassador Yang Hongyun!

You must know that in the Internet age, with the explosion of information, many things are in full swing today, but they may be forgotten tomorrow.

Although these ambassadors are very beautiful, but for ordinary people, few know them at all.

But Yang Hongyun is different. This is the man who made Mr. Prime Minister fall into the ground. Some time ago, he was even the ruthless man who made President Maple Leaf admire him and President Yingjiang Joseph apologized.

Therefore, when Yang Hongyun appeared in front of the camera, netizens from various countries suddenly became excited.

Not to mention the reporters on the scene.

They are professional journalists, seeing all directions and listening to all directions is professionalism. Seeing such a big man as Yang Hongyun appear on the stage, they immediately left Ying Jiang and Mao Xiong and other big country ambassadors behind, and all ran towards Yang Hongyun in a swarm. come over.

"Ambassador Yang, as Feibing's neighbor, we would like to know what the flower growers think about this matter?"

"I heard that Ambassador Yang is an environmentalist. May I ask what Ambassador Yang thinks about the environmental hygiene of Feibing during his time in Feibing?"

"Ambassador Yang, you and Feibing have had border disputes recently. I would like to ask, how is the progress?"

The whole scene was very hot.

It's like a fan meets a big star!

This scene made the ambassadors of various countries not far away envious.

"Ambassador Yang seems to have more pomp than Secretary of State Feibing today." Ambassador Yingjiang Lawrence frowned, with obvious displeasure on his face.

"You can make your Joseph apologize at a young age. It's normal to make a big show!" After the words fell, Mao Xiong, who was standing aside, said with a smile.

Hearing this, the other ambassadors beside them couldn't help laughing.

As we all know, Mao Xiong and Ying Jiang have always been at odds with each other. They have been fighting openly and secretly for so many years and have never stopped.

Mao Xiong is also a neighbor of the flower planter, so in this regard, he is naturally on the side of the flower planter.

However, they also looked at Yang Hongyun at this moment.

This young Ambassador Yang, even if they are, is also like thunder.

(Add another chapter, handsome guys and beautiful girls, happy new year!)

Chapter 95 Mother, this is the glory of all our cake flyers

"This reporter friend asked very good questions!"

Under the gaze of countless eyes, Ambassador Yang looked calm, even with a smile on his face,

"First of all, it is the right of every country to own an aircraft carrier. As neighbors, our flower growers also sent congratulations immediately. But..."

Having said that, netizens from various countries were immediately happy.

"Haha, I knew Ambassador Yang was going to reverse."

"Flower growers like this very much. It is a rhetorical technique. Have you learned it?"

"Who wants to have such a neighbor by his side, haha, put quotation marks when speaking!"

Even the netizens of the flower planters were full of anticipation when they watched Yang Hongyun speak.

"I just witnessed the free flight a few days ago, and now Ambassador Yang is going to witness the aircraft carrier bought for one dollar, haha."

"Look, everyone, Ambassador Yang is about to start performing."

"Wow, I finally saw Ambassador Yang!"

In the eyes of countless expectations, Yang Hongyun talked with eloquence.

"As we all know, an aircraft carrier is a very expensive thing. Whether it is the early stage of manufacturing or post-maintenance, and even the construction of the aircraft carrier team, it requires strong funds. Although flying cakes are very rich, I think, such as the reporter just now Just like the worries, it is better for Feibing to improve the sanitation of the environment first."

"Besides, I heard that in this tsunami, Feibing people suffered heavy casualties, and many people are still displaced. There is even news that Feibing's nuclear power plant may leak. So, here I propose, In terms of nuclear leakage, I hope that Feibing will not be like Sakura, if possible, I can seek help from flower growers.”

"Everyone knows that our florist's technology is still top-notch and reliable in this respect!"

After the voice fell, the audience applauded!

And netizens from all over the world are even more barraged.

"This aircraft carrier was bought for one dollar, but the maintenance cost is more than one billion, and it has been repaired for many years, haha."

"It seems that Ambassador Yang is not used to Feibing's toilet."

"Feibing has the largest open-air toilet in the world, who can compare?"

"Lendra: Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted. The tsunami is not over yet."

"As we all know, Ambassador Yang is an environmental protection ambassador and has made great contributions to Sakura's nuclear pollution control!"

"I support this point, Flying Cake Kingdom, you should pay attention, don't follow in the footsteps of Prime Minister Pei'an!"

"Nuclear pollution? I'm going, I'm in Bangladesh, shivering..."

Netizens of Flower Planters are full of praise for Yang Hongyun's answer.

Hehe, the dignified flower planter lives next to such a dishonest neighbor, and now there is an aircraft carrier, who can be happy.

Yang Hongyun mentioned Feibing's public health again, and mentioned the tsunami and nuclear leak. He undoubtedly slapped Feibing Country's proud and happy face hard!

"Oh, no, I'm sorry, I suddenly want to go to the toilet, my friends are sorry, let my colleague help me with the interview."

"Sau Rui, Sao Rui, I don't know why, when I hear about going to the toilet, my mind is full of images, and I also go to the toilet."

"Damn it, we were treated by the Feibing government this morning. We just ate pilaf. I can't do it. I have to go to the toilet!"

However, at this moment, the reporters surrounding Yang Hongyun, for some reason, after hearing Yang Hongyun's answer, suddenly felt a spasm in their stomachs.

In the next second, these reporters dropped their microphones and ran towards the nearby toilets.

"Where's the toilet? Damn it, I should have listened to my friend. The first thing I do when I come to Feibing is to find the toilet."

"Oops, I forgot the toilet paper, what should I do?"

"It can't be done, it can't be done, there seems to be a small house over there, it seems to be a toilet."