The man was about to cry, saying that the guy woke me up with a fright, luckily it was just a false alarm, look, the steering wheel is covered in sweat..."
……
"Okay, the guests are done complaining, and now we invite our main coffee, Chu Yang!"
"Hi everyone, I'm Chu Yang."
"Turn off the teleprompter first, the screenwriters at the Tucao Conference are all too polite, which affects my performance."
Chapter 2 You may earn blood, but I will never lose money
The expressions of the guests are all subtle.
The screenwriters of Tucao Conference are notoriously bad at writing, so of course they can only listen to the opposite of "writing too politely".
It's not that there were no guests who made bad faces on the spot before, but they all endured it.
There is no way, the backstage of this ghost show is hard and the popularity is high. Of course, the most important thing is to give a lot. After the operation, it may be able to wash away the whitewashing, so the guests will hold back no matter how upset they are, and they have to honestly squeeze in front of the camera. Make a real or fake smiley face.
But Chu Yang is different.
When a popular traffic niche, 3000 million Weibo fans get rid of the moisture, there will be hundreds of millions left, and the combat power is so fierce that anyone will dare to hate when they are crazy, just like a shoe teacher.
As the leader of the Shoe Cult, isn't it basic practice for Chu Yang to be a monster?
Everyone quietly waited to eat melons.
Chu Yang's manager, Liang Yuan, was a little anxious.
Don't look at Chu Yang's current popularity and flowers, but who knows how long he can last.
If we said that in the past, everyone still had some fantasies about the so-called popularity of traffic stars, but now "Science Fiction Fortress" and "Tsing Yi" have made capital and audiences completely see the true colors of traffic stars.
Movies, music, etc., just pull it down, play more fan economy before it cools down, and pay close attention to monetizing traffic in major variety shows is the kingly way.
What's the difference between playing your personality on a popular show like Tucao Conference, and pointing at Party A's father's nose and calling him an idiot?
She gestured violently towards Chu Yang from below, but Chu Yang just nodded slightly and gave her a peaceful look.
The host looked at Lin Ming.
Lin Ming still had a smile on his face, his two mung bean-like eyes were so small that they could hardly be seen, and after listening to Chu Yang's words, he let out a characteristic devilish laugh.
"I didn't expect that our teleprompter and screenwriter would still be disliked one day. It's really... big! Quick! People! Heart! Close it quickly, how can such a reasonable request not be satisfied?"
It can be seen from the face that this guy is a ghost.
In the last Tucao conference, the issue of the guests frequently looking at the teleprompter was on the hot search, and now Chu Yang is talking about it again, he is too happy to be happy.
It's not a live broadcast, at worst, if the car overturns, it will be recorded again.
It's better if you don't turn over, and there's a topic again.
Anyway, you may earn blood, but I will never lose money.
The teleprompter was literally turned off.
Chu Yang adjusted the height of the microphone, looked at the audience under the stands, and at the guest seats not far away, adjusted his mood, and started his first battle on Blue Star.
"Tell me about Jiang Xuan first."
"This is the first time I've seen her in person. I'm really not familiar with her. I didn't want to complain about her, but Lin Ming said no. This show is about hurting each other. It's the biggest dissatisfaction for her if you don't complain when you come. respect."
"When I heard it, hey, well, then I won't complain about her."
Jiang Xuan froze for a moment, then quickly reacted, shaking her head and applauding with a smile.
This girl's appearance and temperament are also top-notch in the entertainment circle full of beauties, and the songs she adapted and sung have also become popular, but she is half popular and not popular, and has been dangling back and forth in the middle and lower reaches of the second line .
The guests applauded immediately, and there was a burst of laughter at the scene.
Chu Yang paused for a while, and then continued after everyone's laughter gradually stopped.
He looked at Qin Hongyu.
"Teacher Qin Hongyu, a famous film critic and music critic, male, born in 87... graduated from junior high school.
Did you find it?As long as you say that you graduated from junior high school, everyone will be very tolerant to you.
Junior high school graduates can type, amazing!
Graduating from junior high school will swear, amazing!
I can support myself after graduating from junior high school, amazing!
It feels as if he is a success as long as he does not embark on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes.
And me?an undergraduate student.
Can sing...garbage!
Can act...garbage!
I know how to make movies... In the words of netizens, if you tie a camera to a dog and let it go for a run, the videos you get back are better than the movies I make. "
Chu Yang shook his head with a wry smile, causing another burst of laughter, while his fans felt distressed and amused, unable to figure out why his idol would humiliate him like this.
It's really too bullying. When I go back, I must call people and horses to have a good talk.
"Of course, we all know that education is not equal to ability, but when it comes to professional ability, I believe that Hu Qingquan and Director Hu are the least qualified to complain about me...
Director Hu Qingquan is really good. He has made nearly a hundred films so far, but if you have watched all of his hundred films, you will find that they are actually four films and their remakes.
Persuade Director Hu, it is best to add a sentence at the beginning of every movie in the future: This movie is purely fictitious, if there is any similarity, hehe, coincidence, I made it...
In order to prepare for this episode, I went to watch Director Hu's masterpiece "Last Time", and do you know what happened?
We all know that now is the era of big data, and many websites will launch the "guess you like" function based on your search or viewing records. As a result, the website guessed that I like "China Entertainment Dream" just because I searched for "The Years of Time". Notes," "Fortress of Science Fiction," and...
"Tsing Yi".
People say that my ears are dirty after listening to my songs, and my eyes are dirty after watching my movies, so my retribution came. Just because I searched for director Hu's movies, my account is dirty. "
The chubby Hu Qingquan pointed Chu Yang with his finger, shook his head and laughed.
Lin Ming was pleasantly surprised.
In fact, he was already ready to collapse for the whole period, but he didn't expect Chu Yang to seem like that.
The lad has something.
"Speaking of Liang Xiao, actor Liang, everyone used to be quite unfamiliar with him, but it wasn't until the last two years that we became familiar with him, because he has been acting in literary films before.
As for theatrical films, audiences all know that it’s not bad if they don’t repost, how can they make money?
I heard that Liang Xiao even had to go to the night market to set up street stalls for a period of time after he won the Best Film King in order to make ends meet.
I was wondering, others always get prizes and get soft hands, how about you?Win a prize and get bankrupt?
Was your prize bought?
Is it that expensive?
I also have a few prizes there, how about selling them to you?
In particular, last year's Golden Broom Award was hailed as having the highest gold content in the history of the Golden Broom. I suffered a bit, and the friendship price was [-]% off. "
Liang Xiao: "It's expensive, it's [-]% off."
"Well, just kidding, Liang Xiao is an actor I admire and admire very much. Director Hu just complained about me, saying that my acting skills are not even one-tenth of Liang Xiao's..." Chu Yang said and watched To the chubby Hu Qingquan, "You say that you are not a good filmmaker, but you are quite accurate in judging people..."
Hu Qingquan bent the two middle fingers of his right hand, pointed to his own eyes, then gestured to Chu Yang, and said with a smile, "I've seen you through a long time ago."
Lin Ming laughed exaggeratedly and said, "I really want to see the barrage during this broadcast."
Liang Xiao also couldn't stop laughing, "Is this really not written by your screenwriter?"
"I swear, our screenwriters absolutely don't have the courage to write such a true manuscript for Chu Yang."
"In the end, Zeng Rui is left. I heard that she is still a fan of mine. You said that your taste is really...
Zeng Rui and I met for the first time. Just now at the backstage, she came to shake my hand and take a photo with me very excitedly.
I was curious, so I asked her what do you do?
She told me very proudly that she is an internet writer.
I was even more surprised when I heard it, isn't it just a vagrant?Why are you still so confident..."
"Hahaha, true!"
"I'm worried."
"I also want to be such a vagrant!"
Chu Yang withdrew his gaze, waited for everyone to finish laughing before looking directly at the camera, and said sternly, "Okay, that's about the end of the story, in fact, complaining is just a joke, and the attitude should be clear. I know that I have a lot of bad labels on me. , sissy, braggart, traffic singer, facial paralyzed actor, rubbish director, etc... I will not deny all of these, but in the days to come, I will definitely tear off these labels one by one with my own hands."
"Everything is based on facts. My new album is under production and will be released on Penguin Music. I implore everyone to listen to my music before making any comments."
"My new drama will be available to you soon. I can assure you that it will definitely be better than the first one. After all... the dogs tethered to the camera have already been bought, and they are ready to work at any time."
"Thank you, I'm Chu Yang," Chu Yang smiled at the camera, "It's a brand new Chu Yang."
Chapter 3 Beyond the sky, there is the sky and impermanence, beyond the mountains, there are mountains and other lands
The slogan of the Tucao Conference is not completely nonsense.
Self-deprecation is indeed a kind of wisdom.
Of course, if you don't grasp it well, you will easily become mentally retarded.
Fortunately, Chu Yang's scale is pretty good. Although it is not to the point of astonishment, but with his character design, it has made many passers-by feel bright.
After the recording of the official program, everyone was invited backstage to rest.
I still need to shoot some commercials and sideshows later, and it is estimated that it will take an hour or two before I can leave.
Chu Yang sat in front of the dressing table and touched his earlobe.
Fortunately, no ear piercing.
Liang Yuan said, "Why don't you wear earrings?"
Chu Yang said: "I don't want to wear it anymore, it hurts my ear."
Makeup and accessories were all carefully designed by Mr. Tony, but when it comes to Chu Yang, there is still some autonomy. Liang Yuan didn't care, but mentioned Chu Yang's performance just now: "You are so open-minded." You have to go out, when did you make it up?"
Chu Yang’s idol has a lot of burdens, so I can’t mention this one or that one. The original version of the manuscript was very boring, but I didn’t expect this kid to change his mind on the spot and come up with a performance that fits the temperament of the Tucao conference. Liang Yuan felt very pleasantly surprised , there is such a little bit of admiration.
"Improve it on the spot," Chu Yang rubbed his brows, "Is there nothing to announce later?"
"I pushed it for you," Liang Yuan said, "Just take a good rest for a few days. I'll keep an eye on the release of the album. When the time comes, you can cooperate online."
"New album..." Chu Yang put his hand down, and met the eyes of the beautiful manager in the mirror who is well-known in the industry, "Let's stop for a while."
It is a consensus in the industry that managers and assistants should not look for someone with too good appearance, because it is easy to cause scandals, or cause green leaves to overshadow red flowers, making it difficult to tell who is in charge, but the former is a senior face control, Liang Yuanhe Ye Lan is at a level where she can make her debut on the spot—from Chu Yang's point of view, this is probably the only thing he did right...
"Stop?" Liang Yuan asked in surprise, "What do you mean?"
"It means no more."
"No more?" Liang Yuan exclaimed, but immediately realized that the occasion was wrong, and lowered her voice, "Are you crazy?"
"It's really crazy," Chu Yang smiled wryly, "You want to post that kind of rubbish on the Internet?"
"Aha?" Liang Yuan stretched out her hand and touched his forehead, "It's not burning."
"In short, overthrow and redo, please inform me from the company."
"Are you kidding me? Have you forgotten how much you put into this album? What about all the upfront investment?"
"Of course I'm not joking." Chu Yang stepped back heavily and closed his eyes. "I'm too tired. I'll squint for a few minutes."
"You... oh! Why are you so willful?"
Chu Yang moved, adjusted his posture to the most comfortable state, and said in a daze, "If you are like me, you must be more willful than me."
Liang Yuan shook her head and left helplessly.
Chu Yang was indeed very tired, but after such an exciting experience, it would be hell to fall asleep.
"There is no system... Could it be because the parents didn't offer sacrifices to heaven?"
"Sure enough, every traverser will have a younger sister or elder sister, and I have both...beautiful!"
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