Entertainment starts from the Tucao Conference

From the Tucao Conference, the entertainment is clear and lofty

Summary:

Xiaohong relies on support, Dahong relies on life.

It depends on Chu Yang if no one praises you and doesn't have that kind of fate...

There has always been a rumor circulating in the entertainment industry: Whoever Chu Yang wants to be popular can be popular.

Many song kings, song queens, movie kings, and queens clarified after knowing it: that is not a rumor.

Chapter 1 I have a friend...

"Hello, audience members."

"Tucao is a kind of wisdom, self-deprecating is a kind of face."

"Welcome to the Tucao conference in the sixth period of the third season. I am the host Wen Chengjun."

"First of all, we invite our guests for this issue: the famous director Hu Qingquan, actor Liang Xiao, popular singer Jiang Xuan, online platinum writer Zeng Rui, and the famous film and music critic Qin Hongyu."

"Of course there is also our program producer Lin Ming."

"Finally, welcome to our main coffee of this issue: Chu Yang!"

"Chu Yang is the first super traffic star who dares to come to our Tucao Conference. Although I don't know why he is so reluctant, we still want to give him the warmest applause.

Everyone knows that traffic stars generally have some rather fantastic experiences, such as high fever of [-] degrees and still insisting on filming, their wounds will heal if they don’t rush to the hospital, eating too much and drinking milk tea to lose weight, etc.

So did Chu Yang.

Just now in the backstage, Chu Yang fainted while checking the draft with our screenwriter. According to him, it was because he was going to make a new album, and he had been working continuously for three days and three nights without sleep...

I checked and the world record is eleven days.

Chu Yang, it's too loud... No, I fainted early. "

Chu Yang, who was sitting in the seat of the main coffee, had a smile on his face and mmp in his heart.

I didn't faint early, but died unjustly.

It's just a brake failure. Is it necessary to bump me into the backstage of the Tucao conference?

It's still an alien version of the Tucao Conference.

【Are you all that particular about time travel now?Also with the same name and surname...]

Same name, same surname, different fate.

In his previous life, although Chu Yang was also in the entertainment industry, he still failed to achieve anything at the end of his life. He had worked as a stand-in, played a part-time job, done martial arts, and played a supporting role. There is no chance to be the protagonist, let alone stand on the stage of a popular variety show like Tucao Conference.

Chu Yang, who is currently Blue Star, is one of the most controversial young artists in the Huahua entertainment industry.

He has good looks, but with small earrings, a smear of foundation, and a soft-spoken voice, he just turned a spirited guy with six-pack abs into a weak boy who I still feel sorry for.

She has singing skills and a good voice, but she just likes to come up with some messy things for Xia Ji to sing, and she still declares that she can only sing songs written by herself.

Obviously I can get Zhou Shen's script, but I always want to act in Jay Chou's play...

The director's talent is good, but unfortunately he has too many ideas, the things he made up are like flying, and the story is not clear and vague: he got brother Kai's disease, but he didn't die.

As for acting skills, there's nothing to say... literally.

The only thing that is gratifying is that although there are many slots, fortunately, there is no dark history of playing basketball or small bowls of noodles.

Although Chu Yang would rather have an initial template with zero prestige, which is poor and white, than such a golden and jade-like negative split, but it's all here, can you die again?

The ghost knows that Blue Star's energy vehicle does not include crossing...

While he was busy sorting out his memories and thinking about the future, the guests began to complain.

……

"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Ming, the program producer of "Tucao Conference".

Speaking of Chu Yang, everyone must know his personality: hard work, good looks, and...'brilliant talent'.

Of course, the latter one was given to him by fans.

One of the most notable characteristics of a traffic star is that many people have heard of his name, but have not appreciated his works, and the same is true for Chu Yang.

For those who haven't had the chance to appreciate Chu Yang's works, I can only say, congratulations!

Really, I envy you guys!

At the very least, your soul will have one less experience of being polluted.

Let's take a look at what Chu Yang has done these years.

Chu Yang, graduated from the Directing Department of Shanghai Drama Academy, but debuted as a singer, and finally became famous by his face!

Do you think he has forgotten his original intention?

No!

He's just making dreams come true with curves.

Singing is just a hobby, and directing is his dream. After three years of debut and defrauding fans of their money, he finally made his first movie: "Tsing Yi".

When his classmates could only move bricks and level up in a certain crew, Chu Yang had already funded and directed his first theatrical movie.

The investment is 5000 million, the box office is 960 million, and the petal score is 2.7.

Strange, where are your 3000 million followers?

One person, one ticket, the box office starts at least 10 billion, why not even 1000 million?

Of course, "Tsing Yi", as soon as you hear the name, it is understandable that the box office is low for literary films, but why is the score 2.7?

Chu Yang!I'm not talking about you!Now that you have already spent money, you can spend more, can you buy a 3 cents?What do you mean by getting 2.7?Just to surpass "China Entertainment Dream Chaser"?Are the requirements for yourself so low? "

……

"Hi everyone, I'm Qin Hongyu.

At first, when the program group invited me, I thought it was a mistake.

I, a non-famous film critic, a semi-famous music critic, and a famous Internet troll, let me complain about Chu Yang?

Although it is indeed a professional counterpart, it is not considered a work-related injury for a film critic to be beaten to death by an idol's fans...

Later Lin Ming said, don't worry, the insurance has already been bought for you, the highest one, the beneficiary is your child's name.

I said oh, then I'll go.

So here I am.

Let me tell you something very sad.

When I watched "Tsing Yi", my leg hairs were five less than when I watched "China Entertainment Dream Chaser"...

So it is not easy to be a film critic, it takes a lot of effort.

Speaking of which, do you think I'm going to start complaining about Chu Yang and "Tsing Yi"?No, wrong, not only do not spray, I also want to thank him.

I have a very good friend who has been in a vegetable state for 5 years after a car accident and has been lying in the hospital.His daughter is a fan of Chu Yang. One day, she was watching "Tsing Yi" in the ward, but the nurse was looking for her halfway through.

When he came back, he happened to see his father struggling to get up and smashing the tablet...

Knowledge points, friends, "Tsing Yi" is not a so-called literary or commercial film at all, but an unprecedented medical film!

Tribute to the great medical film "Tsing Yi"... Bah!

After talking about the movie, let's talk about Chu Yang's music.

There is also a little story to share here.

That was when Chu Yang first debuted, when he participated in an original music competition program.

My humble self is one of the judges of that show.

That show was pretty good, the cakes provided were good, and the sofa was comfortable, but there was one downside, that is, no matter how well the contestants sang, the judges couldn't interrupt them.

I'm a pretty professional person, no matter how bad the song is, I can usually finish listening to it.

But when it came to Chuyang, I couldn't take it anymore, and couldn't help but whispered to another judge for help.

Who knew that the judge shouted very loudly: I only brought two cotton balls! ! "

……

"Hello everyone, I am director Hu Qingquan.

I came from a literary background. When "Tsing Yi" was first released, many people said it was a literary film, and I said I had to support it.

So I went with my friends.

The deepest feeling about the movie is that the time is too short, I just fell asleep and the movie ended...

When my friend woke me up, I was quite angry. What about the hypnotic film that was promised to come out in 500 years?That's it?Only talk about quality and not quantity?

My friend hurriedly stopped me, telling me to keep your voice down, you are awake, and others are still asleep...

Of course, what I admire most is that my friend was sober from beginning to end.

When it came out, I asked him curiously, did the hero die in the end?

My friend was stupid, and asked me, who is the hero? "

……

"Hi everyone, I'm actor Liang Xiao.

I am the friend Director Hu mentioned.

Contrary to his feelings, I thought the movie was too long.

At the beginning of the movie, my mobile phone was still fully charged, but when my phone turned off automatically due to lack of battery, there were still 10 minutes left in the movie!

After I came out, I told him that you are still the best, I lost, this is really a bad film, this is the agreed 100 yuan, you can take it.

He sighed, waved his hand and said no, just don't tell others that I have seen this movie...

Director Hu, I'm not betraying you, am I?It was you who said it first. "

……

"Hello everyone, I'm Jiang Xuan. When I came here, Lin Ming said that you are a professional singer. When you get off the stage, you can comment on Chu Yang's music.

I was dumbfounded.

Comment on Chu Yang's music?

How can I match it?

I don't even know what he's singing about...

Of course, although I don't understand, but Chu Yang has so many fans, there must be someone who can understand.

For example, a friend of mine likes to listen to Chu Yang's songs very much.

Once she went out with her boyfriend, and her boyfriend was driving, so she played Chu Yang's music in the car.

She didn't listen to what her boyfriend said, so he had to vent his anger on the gas pedal.

After the song was played, she proudly asked her boyfriend, what score do you think this song can score?

Her boyfriend said quietly, if the full score is 100, give it 88 points, because there are still 12 points left for the traffic police..."

……

"Hi everyone, I'm Zeng Rui.

I am the friend Jiang Xuan mentioned...

Because my boyfriend's points were deducted, I can only take the bus when I go out.

Once I forgot to take my earplugs and wanted to listen to music but couldn’t, but fortunately there were only two people in the car that day, so I just said I’ll play some music, don’t you mind?

The man said it’s okay, you can play it. I also like to listen to music and I don’t pick anything. I can listen to any song with gusto.

So I played Chu Yang's song.

After leaving it for a while, the car suddenly bumped, which shocked us all.