I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

[Lao Meng, if you have any last words, please say them quickly, we will try our best to help you complete them! 】

[Put down the wooden stick, it's not enough to pick your teeth, you are an artist, walk gracefully. 】

【It seems that the anesthesia bomb should be too late...】

【Old Meng, don’t be discouraged, maybe he’ll be full after two bites... You still have help...】

【…】

Seeing this scene, netizens were very sympathetic and helpless, and they sent bullet screens to express their regret.

Lao Meng is really unlucky!

In front of the phone screen, Zhang Fan was also taken aback.

This size difference is completely enough to swallow it alive... It's a pity...

No, those who are on the horse have forgotten the business!

When he came back to his senses, Zhang Fan quickly said silently: "System, check the remaining life span!"

[Blogger Xiaomeng: Remaining life span: 47.2 years! 】

[It is detected that the target's environment is dangerous, large carnivores appear, and the target's potential has exploded. The host can remind the host of a burial appointment, and the survival rate is 50%! 】

"What the hell...why do you remind me?"

After listening to the system's prompt, Zhang Fan looked thoughtful.

This is already a desperate situation, okay, even if the potential explodes, he can't beat the tiger.

What's more, it's already close to the face, and it's about to be a wall, so there's no time to do it.

Forget it... It's time to remind, I still have to remind, maybe this kid is luckier than the uncle who jumped off the building in the morning?

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan quickly sent out a barrage.

[Brother, don't give up, people's potential will explode when they are in a desperate situation, it's really not good... you try a sliding shovel?Or other self-help methods? 】

Chapter 147 The 1.6-meter guy, a sliding shovel!

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【? ? ? 】

[West grass?Funeral is here! 】

After Zhang Fan's two barrages were sent out, the live broadcast room erupted instantly.

The water friends who were worried a second ago now feel that even if the earth explodes, nothing will happen to Xiaomeng.

[Old Meng, you are saved, do you know?Brother Funeral doesn't allow you to die! 】

[666 Funeral brother can actually play tricks, Xiaomeng has a sliding shovel to give brothers a lot of insight! 】

[This wave is stable, absolutely impossible to die, at most missing arms and legs! 】

[What's the situation, doesn't it mean that the person that Brother Funeral pays attention to must surely die?What are you talking about. 】

[I thought this was a dead end, but in the last second, a hundred ways to rescue appeared in my mind! 】

[Ask if you don’t understand, what kind of kitten is this?Do you lose hair when you sleep with it at night? 】

【…】

'gulp'

Seeing the tiger getting closer, Xiao Meng swallowed uncontrollably, and subconsciously glanced at the live broadcast room.

After seeing the strange remarks of netizens, he was stunned.

What's going on... Why did the netizens suddenly become so excited.

Brother Funeral... Brother Funeral came to the live broadcast room?

Just when Xiao Meng was puzzled, Dou Ying's staff, who had been observing in the background, quickly put Zhang Fan's barrage on the public screen in the largest font.

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service for Burial:...]

"Sliding...sliding shovel?"

Seeing Zhang Fan's prompt, Xiao Meng was immediately at a loss.

This... Brother Funeral has started to work...

But... Brother Funeral came forward to stop him, shouldn't this tiger beating be too arrogant?

After thinking for a while, Xiao Meng stood up slowly, grabbed the wooden stick with both hands, and mustered up the courage to look at the tiger in front of him.

At this time, the Bengal tiger had already bowed its body, its legs were exerting strength, and it might fly over at any time.

"Ah~ It's hard work!"

Not knowing where the courage came from, Xiao Meng gritted his teeth and kicked hard on the tree trunk behind him with his right leg.

next moment.

1.6 meters guy, a sliding shovel!

"Ow~"

Seeing the frightened prey, the Bengal tiger didn't wait and watch, and swooped forward with its bloody mouth wide open.

Looking at the huge monster in front of him that covered the sky and the sun, Xiao Meng's heart felt cold for an instant, and he closed his eyes fiercely.

But the next moment.

"Boom!"

Thunder in the daytime!

A violent lightning resounded through the world without warning!

The ear-piercing thunder exploded in an instant, and the thunder rolled, and when all the clouds in the sky were scattered, a huge thunder spot appeared in an instant.

The dazzling sunlight and thunder light converged, shooting into the tiger's eyes in an instant.

"Roar!"

The Bengal tiger lost his eyesight for a short time, the prey disappeared, and was frightened by the thunder just now, unable to judge the location of the prey at all.

"boom!"

A muffled sound sounded, and the tiger slammed into the tree trunk in front of it, almost fainting.

"Crack~Crack~"

Before the tiger came back to his senses, the roots of the tree broke, and the towering tree was crumbling!

Xiao Meng quickly rolled over to death, pulling some distance away from the Bengal tiger.

However, this impact did not have much impact on the tiger. After all, the weight was there, but the mind was a little confused.

"Turrrrrr~"

The tiger shook its head frantically a few times, then slowly looked up to the sky, and howled loudly.

"Ow!"

It was angry, as if lamenting the injustice of God.

However, in the sky, the thunder was still churning, thick dark clouds quickly gathered, and soon the entire sky became extremely gloomy and dim.

"Boom!"

"Boom...!"

Suddenly, three thunderbolts slashed down from the sky, and three big trees were killed.

"Crack...knock..."

The power of thunder and lightning was much stronger than the impact of a tiger, and three big trees fell to the ground.

It's just that the positions of these three big trees are a bit weird...

After the trunk fell to the ground, it just formed a triangle, enclosing Xiao Meng and Tiger in the center.

Xiaomeng almost ran out of the triangle circle, but was blocked by fallen trees.

He turned around in a daze, his eyes widened in horror.

"what?!"

I and the tiger... were imprisoned in an octagonal cage together!

Isn't this useless?

There are three trees with a fork, the bottom can't be done, the top can't be jumped, and there's a tiger inside... Immersive tiger feeding? !

Similarly, the netizens in the live broadcast room were also frightened by this scene!

[Trough digging, Brother Funeral, what the hell are you doing fighting crickets? 】

[I was able to save it just now, but this time it's completely cold! 】

[Molesting, blatantly molesting, you can obviously let the thunder and lightning kill the tiger directly! 】

[Hammer panic, Brother Funeral has just started to exert his strength! 】

[I understand, Brother Funeral does not allow Xiaomeng to be bitten to death, he is only allowed to be scared to death. 】

【…】

In front of the phone screen, Zhang Fan frowned.

The customer was actually locked up with the tiger. This situation...is not very optimistic...

Didn't it say that there is a 50.00% chance of survival?

System, give me a good look, is there any?

Hiss... wait.

At this time, Zhang Fan suddenly remembered the system prompt.

Potential explosion... self-help?

Could it be that... the blogger Xiaomeng had to save himself in order to have a chance to survive?

50.00%, isn't that 1v1?

Although there is a gap in strength, if the potential explodes to the extreme, the brown bear can also touch it when it comes.

Maybe that's it...

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan continued to look at the live broadcast room.

At this time, the tiger had completely recovered, and once again opened its bloody mouth and swooped over.

There is no escape, and Xiao Meng is also a little desperate.

He held up the pointed wooden stick tightly in his hand, then closed his eyes, resigned to fate.

"Huhuhu~"

However, at this moment, there was a strong wind in the woods.

The crumbling tree that was knocked off by the tiger before finally couldn't withstand the pressure and collapsed.

Under the blessing of Feng Li, the big tree collapsed much faster than the tiger, and directly hit his forehead.

"boom!"

"boom!"

The next moment, two dull voices sounded one after another, and the tiger's head was squeezed hard by the tree trunk on the ground and the big tree that had just collapsed.

Without even howling, the tiger passed out directly.

The tiger's body suspended in mid-air swayed forward according to inertia, facing the wooden spear in Xiaomeng's hand.

'Puff! With a sound, the tiger's soft abdomen was torn open.

The internal organs fell all over the place, and the adult Bengal tiger died!

Xiao Meng only felt a burst of warmth on his face, and then he was knocked to the ground by the tiger's strong body.