I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

However, Xiao Hei didn't know how to pretend to understand, and said innocently: "Boss, I'm here to travel, so is it illegal to buy sugar here?"

"Ha ha."

Liu Jun sneered, and for the sake of the other party's complexion, he chose to make a big deal into a small one, and warned verbally:

"My friend, eating candy is not against the law, but you will be locked up if you deliberately trick the Security Bureau. I hope you will pay attention next time. I wish you a happy time in Nancheng."

After speaking, Liu Jun left without looking back.

Li Shaohui was furious, but he didn't dare to disobey his master's decision. He gave Xiao Hei a vicious look, and then chased after him.

"Europe."

Xiao Hei spread his hands, returned to the video recorder with a playful face, and joked:

"Brothers, it's really exciting. By the way, he kicked me just now, can I claim compensation?"

"Haha, just kidding."

The video is here, and the recording is complete.

The above is also the whole process that Zhang Fan saw.

Although Liu Jun didn't have an attack, it was obvious that he was about to explode just now.

If I remember correctly, Liu Jun was on a mission at this point.

This blogger has already affected Liu Jun's work in his eyes.

The most important thing is that this is better than raising him. He has no respect at all, and instead speaks provocatively.

It's really...too bad.

After watching the video, Zhang Fanna clicked into the comment section.

Unsurprisingly, netizens are also very disgusted with Xiao Hei's actions. Except for the first one, which is posted by Xiao Hei himself, the following ones are full of abuse.

At the beginning, netizens still had a slight liking for the friends of Waiguo, but this time, Xiao Hei obviously played off.

[Pretty, bastard, get out! 】

[There must be a limit to being tricky, don't you see that he is busy, Shabi! 】

[You bastard, the privilege is for your convenience, not for your court of death! 】

[Hehe, let me ask you, do you dare to play like this in your hometown? 】

[He dares to be a fart, his brains will directly turn into popcorn! 】

[My blood pressure is soaring, don't let me see you! 】

[Compensation, I have two bottles of dichlorvos in my store, you can drink them! 】

[Fakyu, ndoan, nigesub, dqonong!]

【…】

Not surprisingly, Xiao Hei was bullied by the Internet. From his ancestors to his descendants, he has been scolded for more than 100 generations. There are even caring netizens who changed it to English because they were afraid that he could not understand Chinese.

Of course, there are still some retarded netizens who think this is just a joke. Similarly, they have also been bullied by the Internet.

After reading the comments, Zhang Fan let out a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the vast majority of netizens are very rational, and cursing at this time has nothing to do with quality.

Flipping through the comments below, Zhang Fan clicked on the first one on the top, Xiao Hei's own comment:

[The next challenge, what do you want to see, post it in the comment area! 】

Netizens despised Xiao Hei's behavior, but the way they retaliated made Zhang Fan dumbfounded.

[Go to Changhong Funeral to find the funeral brother, just say you want to eat fish! 】

[Let the funeral brother do a good job for you, cremation and burial, and finally don't give money to see how he reacts. 】

[Go to the gate of Changhong Funeral to defecate, and then send a pair of chopsticks to the funeral brother. 】

[A video dedicated to cracking down on fake funeral brothers, clamoring and threatening funeral brothers to follow you! 】

[Riding a motorcycle on a rainy day passed by Changhong Funeral, and splashed mud all over his body! 】

[Hire a few spirited guys to pick up the funeral brother's shrimp line! 】

[Sell a bowl of instant noodles for 3000 yuan to Brother Funeral! 】

[Releasing animals by the sea, blackmailing the elderly, trying to sleep in a haunted house, buying a Tesla, or exposing the inside story of the funeral industry, you can choose any one. 】

【…】

"Ok?"

Looking at the comments below, Zhang Fan suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

One by one, why...it seems like deja vu?

No wonder it's so harmonious, netizens are really good at keeping things organized.

"This thing has to wait for the system to do it."

Zhang Fan responded to the netizen's suggestion from a distance, and then clicked into Xiao Hei's homepage.

Introduction: I like Nancheng

Works area:

[Challenge to pour a bucket of water into a sanitation worker's trash can and then apologize. 】

[Challenge to go to the fruit shop to eat the most expensive one, and keep eating until the boss chases people away. 】

[Challenge to set off firecrackers during the lunch break! 】

【…】

There were more than 30 challenge videos. Zhang Fan fast-forwarded and watched two or three of them, but he didn't see a single apology.

"Good guy, you don't do anything you don't need!"

Seeing this, Zhang Fan was speechless. This kind of person can still play on the Internet.

Clicking on Xiao Hei's latest work, Zhang Fan planned to have a bad mouth too.

However, at this moment, a system prompt sounded in my mind:

[Many acts of unrighteousness, close to death, and self-seeking death, there is no doubt that he will die. 】

This time, the system showed Bo culture, showing four words.

It probably meant that Zhang Fan also understood, that is, Xiao Hei wanted to die by himself.

As for why the reason and probability were not revealed this time, Zhang Fan also had a slight guess. It was the rule set by the older generation that fallen leaves return to their roots, or maybe it was because Xiao Hei would ruin the feng shui of Nancheng.

"How about such a way to find death?"

With a hint of doubt, Zhang Fan read the latest work:

[Friends, I have seen all your messages. The next challenge is to go to Changhong Funeral to buy a coffin, lie in it to see if it fits, and finally give it to the boss! 】

[Because the funeral brother is special, we will adopt a live broadcast tomorrow, everyone remember to pay attention to watch! 】

"No, buddy, are you really here?"

After watching the video, Zhang Fan was also a little surprised.

He originally thought that with his current weird character design, no one would deliberately make trouble for him.

Forget it, take a look at the catalog, 1.6 meters four.

"Well, a coffin that just fits well."

Clicking into the comment area, Zhang Fan was once again shocked by the actions of netizens:

【Great job black brother, we all like your videos!awesome! 】

[Awesome, if you dare to broadcast live, I'll sell the house to you! 】

[Fifty super rockets, do what you say! 】

【Great, Xiao Hei is really great, this is much prettier than our anchor! 】

[Haha, the other anchors are all fools, but Xiao Hei is witty, come on, play dead funeral brother! 】

【…】

"Good guy... this is, the legendary... flattery?"

Dazed for a moment, Zhang Fan raised his hand to pay attention.

No other meaning, you are ready to come to my house to buy a coffin, that is the pre-order customer.

Then, Zhang Fan left another comment for Xiao Hei:

[Lack of a coffin bearer, a monthly salary of 8000 million, paid in Mingbi. 】

Since the other party has a product he likes, Zhang Fan doesn't recommend it indiscriminately.

What kind of funeral process, how could my black brother fall asleep right after lying down?

After exiting Xiaohei's homepage, Zhang Fan browsed for more than an hour, but did not find a suitable customer.

Waking up at five o'clock in the morning, the sleepiness became more intense at this time.

"It seems that the dream of finding a customer today is about to burst."

After turning over a few symbolic times, Zhang Fan turned off his phone and prepared to fall asleep.

……

On the other side, the Chasing Wind team, after receiving Zhao Zhiguang's huge sum of money, a group of people are having fun.

Chapter 117 Brother Hei, you can't lie in this coffin!

After a few bottles of wine, Zhao Zhiguang had already gotten into a ball with the members of the Chasing Wind team.

At this time, Xiang Xiaofeng was putting his arms around Zhao Zhiguang's shoulders, and said boldly: "Xiao Zhao, to be honest, I have long looked down on money. Do you know what my core goal is now?"

"What is it, Teacher Xiang?" Zhao Zhiguang asked.

"The Nantianmen Project!"

Xiang Xiaofeng looked serious, and said solemnly: "The ultimate goal of the Chasing Wind team is to build a sci-fi heaven. At that time, I will be the co-lord of the world!"

"Awesome!" Zhao Zhiguang forced a smile and said, "Teacher Xiang, I want to join the Chasing Wind team."

As soon as the words fell, Xiang Xiaofeng said without hesitation: "No problem, what our team lacks is talents!"

"Okay, Mr. Xiang, do one!"

……

At the same time, at the entrance of a business KTV in Nancheng.

The serious Flying Thieves appeared.

There are four people in total, one darker than the other.

Although they didn't wear clothes, as long as they didn't open their mouths, it was difficult to catch even surveillance.

Three times, five divisions and two divisions, everyone pried a car.

In less than 5 minutes, the trunks of the cars at the door were all opened.

One o'clock.

After the group dinner was over, everyone came to the front desk to check out.

Ten minutes later, a group of people stood at the door with bruised noses and swollen faces.

"It's strange, there was 50 in the trunk, and it was lost!"

"Hey, if I had known about this trip to Old Nancheng, I would have brought more cash." Zhao Zhiguang said helplessly.

"Forget it." Xiang Xiaofeng patted Zhao Zhiguang's shoulder and reminded: "Xiao Zhao, class starts tomorrow, remember to come, I'll save a seat for you."

"..."

After exchanging a few pleasantries, the Fengfeng team stumbled back to the hotel, while Zhao Zhiguang found an excuse and slept on the same bed with Xiang Xiao.