I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

Is it blocked?

It seems that the reports from netizens still have some effect.

At this moment, a system prompt sounded in my mind:

[Please do not pay attention repeatedly. Although the blogger is dying, he still has a chance of reincarnation. 】

What do you mean?

After listening to the system prompt, Zhang Fan was stunned.

This system... not only can predict death, but it can also predict this thing?

No matter, the human world has not fully understood yet.

After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Fan stopped thinking about these messy things.

I've followed so many people, but I don't know who it is.

Since the system says he won't live long, it should be too soon.

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan returned to the homepage and continued to browse the short video.

After swiping less than thirty, Zhang Fan clicked twenty not interested.

There is no way, my popularity on the Internet is too high recently, coupled with the push of big data, a Changhong funeral was released in a few clicks.

Zhang Fan's ears almost itch when he heard the three words, Brother Funeral.

But soon, in a video, a very familiar number instantly caught Zhang Fan's attention!

"Our team of more than 400 people will give you a wonderful speech. Future billionaires, are you ready?"

More than 400 people?

With just one number, Zhang Fan was successfully attracted.

In the video, a man with fluttering long hair and strange clothes is holding a microphone.

"Bosses, we have done seven sessions of our national tour, and the students in each session have gained a lot. Of course, we will follow up the situation of each student in the later stage."

"As far as I know, in the first phase of the academy, more than half of the people's monthly income has exceeded one million."

"The eighth lecture will start soon, next stop, Nancheng!"

"If you want to make money, you come here. If you don't want to make money, you just want to watch the fun. Sorry, we don't welcome you!"

"If the goal in the next three years is less than [-] million, I'm sorry, don't lose me!"

"Our Chasing Wind team only accepts students whose goals exceed [-] million."

"One more thing, we only accept self-made!"

"What? You said that [-] million is too little, and I thought so too. Click the link in the lower right corner to sign up for the inspirational speech of the Chasing Wind team!"

After the video was played, Zhang Fan was a little confused.

Good guy... Starting from nothing, earning five small goals in three years is not enough?

Brother, are you earning Ming coins?

It's not so fast to rob a bank!

This kind of clown actually has a team of more than 500 people?

The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds.

"It's really nonsense."

After making complaints, Zhang Fan prepared to paddle away.

But at this moment, a system notification sounded in my mind:

[The leader of the pyramid scheme, illegally left the country 19 times, induced 301 job seekers to leave the country, 301 homeless, 7 starved to death, and 102 injured! 】

[Bragging 92181 times, next time bragging probability is 100%, 90% of deaths due to bragging, potential customers, potential customers, suggest hosts to pay attention! 】

"Good guy, if you brag about your calf, can you still save your life?"

After listening to the system prompt, Zhang Fan just arrived in disbelief.

Like this kind of scum, if you say that he was beaten to death, it is possible to kill him.

You actually said that bragging forced you to blow yourself to death, how bragging is this bragging?

"I want to see how good you are at blowing."

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan clicked into the other party's homepage, and started to look down from the top video.

It's still the familiar dress, the familiar hairstyle, but the expression of this blogger, who is extremely confident.

"How much money you spend wrongly determines how big you are!"

"You can spend hundreds of millions of wronged money, so when you talk about business, you can start with tens of billions!"

"Understand the applause!"

"For example, an employee told me to resign yesterday, and I 'slap!' backhanded 100 million to tell him to leave!"

"I will give 100 million to those who betray me, so the employees who are loyal to me will be several hundred million!"

"Understand the applause!"

"..."

"Eh... I don't understand, my comprehension is so bad now..."

Before watching the video, Zhang Fan was already dumbfounded.

Good guy, the shot is 100 million, is this money so easy to earn?

You tell me where your company is, I join the job today, and tomorrow you can kill me with money!

Can this be considered a team?

To engage in pyramid schemes, you should order hard goods anyway, right?

Isn't it obvious that you are fooling a fool?

If you weren't standing on the podium, I would really think you were talking about Mingbi...

Dazed for a moment, Zhang Fan bit the bullet and swiped down, watching the previous videos.

"I am the only one in heaven and earth, I want to save all beings! I understand, applause!..."

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Ke, named Kobe, who fell in love with basketball since he was a child...understand the applause!"

"That day at the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin, I took everyone to kneel down to the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and it rained heavily in an instant. Why, because the First Emperor of Qin cried, I am the only one who understands him!..."

"Yesterday, there was a friend whose mother hadn't eaten for more than ten days and was in critical condition. After hearing my plan, she miraculously came back to life! She only said two words, buy shares!"

"More than 80 of the 70 heroes died, and only [-] remained. Why?"

"..."

"Hiss... Good guy... What a master! I almost fell!"

After watching seven or eight videos in one go, Zhang Fan became numb, the kind of scalp numb.

This success master is much better than Zhu Zhuanjia, and his speech is really contagious.

Even Zhang Fan couldn't help gasping, his brows furrowed.

Of course, it wasn't because he was attracted by the master's speech, but because he was embarrassed and uncomfortable.

Is it possible to make money like this?

Chapter 111 Too bad, there is only one store left

"Understand the applause!"

The mantra of the Master of Success Studies sounded again, pulling Zhang Fan back from the shock.

Yes, shock.

Such a nonsense person, it's fine not to drag him into the dishonest list, but he is still called a master, and he can sell courses to make money!

Dazed for a moment, Zhang Fan clicked into the comment section.

He was a little curious, no one would really believe this kind of weird words, right?

There are more comments than likes, and most netizens are very witty, and they can identify success at a glance, but the ability of netizens is much better than that of success masters.

[Is there any mistake, the last name of the foreigner is the last name, is it better to have the last name than the first name! 】

[I understand what I understand, and I don’t understand what I don’t understand, I understand applause! 】

[Damn it, don't these bastards believe it all? 】

[Cao Cao would not have lost to Liu Bang if he had this master in charge back then. 】

[This stuff sounds much better than cross talk. 】

[The boss wanted to fire me just now, I only said three words, I understood the applause! 】

[I slapped my dad when I went out this morning, I understand the applause! 】

[I counted it carefully, this master has already thrown out hundreds of billions. 】

After reading these comments with a lot of likes, Zhang Fan continued to slide down.

I wanted to see what new tricks netizens could come up with, but I didn't expect people to believe it!

[The teacher is very educated at first glance, at least a doctor!Thumbs up】

[I have already signed up, and the registration fee is only [-], which is really cheap!Excited】

[Hey, pick up the car tomorrow, buy a villa next year, I've signed up!silly smile]

[Some people don't believe it, it's really that IQ needs to be improved!Laugh and cry]

【…】

When Zhang Fan saw these comments, he was also a little confused.

The avatars of these netizens are mostly landscapes and flowers, and it is not difficult to see from their remarks that these people are generally over 40 years old.

Of course, there must be many young netizens among them, but Zhang Fan didn't dig into it.

In short, these people really regard the clown as a master.

After exiting the comment area, Zhang Fan clicked Follow without hesitation, and then left a message:

[Changhong Funeral, Anniversary Celebration, Favorable Price, Sufficient Supply, Ultra-low Cemetery, Excellent Feng Shui, Quality Service!If you pre-order the funeral one-stop package, you can enjoy a [-]% discount, understand the applause! 】

After posting the comment, Zhang Fan walked away and watched other videos.

However, with the Internet at this time, Zhang Fan's "influence delay" has been accelerated from 10 minutes to 5 minutes.

Coupled with the two slanderous and trending videos in the morning, many netizens are still on Zhang Fan's homepage.

After a while, the fans rushed to the master's homepage along the watch list, and there were many steps in the process to be followed.

First find Zhang Fan's comment, quickly raise it with the comment, and then continue to work.

[The funeral brother said that he wanted to eat, he understood the applause! 】

[You're about to crack, understand the applause! 】

[Your name has already been ticked off, understand the applause! 】

[I can't hold back anymore, what should I do if I succeed and get noticed by Brother Funeral?First place an order of [-]! 】

[The supply of goods is sufficient, this circle, Brother Funeral is not hiding it at all. 】

【…】

at the same time.

The gate of the Nancheng Security Bureau was already full of people.

Without exception, these are all funeral shop owners in Nancheng who came to call the police because of the theft of the warehouse.

At the beginning, there were only 40 to 90 people. After the shopkeepers who asked Zhang Fan to borrow goods came back one after another, the number reached more than [-] people, standing one by one in the east and west, filling the hall.

"Leader, all the funeral objects in our store were stolen overnight!"